Equius Zahhak
@centaursTurmoil
Robotics engineer serving under the Alternian Empire to create mechanical drones The E%punged //all art -> @ratking-buffet on tumblr
THE #FELTOPENING IS FUZZY. I WOKE UP WITH THIS AS NOT ONLY MY PALMHUSK LOCK SCREEN, BUT MY HUSKTOP, MY TELEVISION LOADING SCREEN, AND SOMEHOW ALSO TAPED TO THE MIRROR IN MY ABLUTIONBLOCK. THANK YOU @GALLOWSCALIBRATOR#0701, I’M SURE YOU DIDN’T ALSO SEND THIS TO FUCKING EVERYBODY YOU KNOW. FEATURING @CENTAURSTURMOIL TOO. DON’T WE ALL LOOK SO CUTE. I AM BEING PLEASANT AND AGREEABLE, AND I WILL GENTLY LOWER A MAGNIFICENT, CORUSCATING COLUMN OF HOT FUCK YOU DOWN THE PROTEIN CHUTE OF ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/059A9C647786.PNG
D --> I had a very pleasant time with you at the felt opening D --> However I was not aware this image was captured
NEITHER WAS I. IT’S FINE, THEY CAUGHT OUR GOOD SIDES.
꧁whydont highbloods want loyalservants thesedays? hrfff.....whiiiinne....꧂
D --> Truly such a shame the practice has dwindled...
dressing you in a cunty lil jesters costume and havvin you jingle until my bulges cry #nsfww
D --> Hrrhhhh...
What has happened to the once iron-clad tether that held me to my doggone desk? After yet another midmorning tour of the HQ Legacy Vault, I've become hopelessly addlepated by these old recipe books!!! I planned to release some more official announcements later in the afternoon, but for now... like this post, and I will assign you one of our very own- modern or legacy- BETTY CROCKER trademark recipes. :B #HappyMonday #GoodMood #IceBreaker #OrShallWeSay #IcingBreaker #🧁 IN THE QUEUE: unclaspedKahuna torvousCarnifex comedyGold bummelBoogie cationicAgonist crackedTungsten achillesAnalogue terminallyCapricious gangstasCrossbones cerbericApostle affableCantor gluttinousGymnast
@centaursTurmoil Perhaps these Carrot Cake and Oat cookies for this stallion itching to strap on the feed bag? :B
࣪⊹₊˚{ { POTENTSHOAL HICAPOINTS PRIZES - DRAFT 1/???? } }˚₊⊹ ࣪ keychain with hicaris adorsalble face on it - 400 HICAPOINTS temperature activated #mugcari - 600 HICAPOINTS butlers unifourm {to serve hicari in} - 2,000 HICAPOINTS coupon to brush hicaris hair - 12,000 HICAPOINTS a little vial, of my blood - ⟡⟡⟡,⟡⟡⟡ HICAPOINTS coupon to receive 1 platonic PAP from hicari - 16,000 HICAPOINTS ࣪⊹₊˚{ soooo what do we think of the menu so far? do we like it? }9u9ʃƪ{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
D --> How quickly can I receive 2000 Hicari points D --> Asking for... a friend D --> I w001d be glad to serve a highb100d such as yourself D --> I mean my friend w001d be
࣪⊹₊˚{ hmmmm! if you get a HICARI MEMBERSHIP CARD, i could probably just give you an minnowance of 1,000 hicapoints/week }9u9{ but if you just like, do a GOOD JOB at being a hicahead.... who knows!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ +840 HICAPOINTS \}*7*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
D --> Thank you for your kindness and generosity, highb100d D --> I will do my best to earn the suit D --> So that I may best serve you
࣪⊹₊˚{ hooray!!!! i DEFINITELYYYY need more butlers! i just cant stop culling mine! }>7\{ oooops, hehehehe! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
D --> I w001d like to apologize that I must post an image I have posted before D --> However as it is #MaidMonday I am compelled to participate D --> I enjoy dressing up as a maid servant D --> Although I do not do it often
Cuntquius...
I will, but I am thinking it. Okay? Anyway. Looks good.
D --> Fiddlesticks D --> I see... D --> I did not e%pect this image to warrant such a reaction
Would. Next question.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Oh the chest window with the shoulders showing??? you're changing the game here #itslowkeygivingmiku #kindarevolutionaryofyou #mikuwouldbeproud
D --> I intended to keep the sh001ders covered D --> However the sleeves inhibited movement too much D --> As such they had to be removed
｢megane-san is releasing... (´～｀) a public shazai...｣ ｢*clears throat*｣ ｢(´_ゝ｀) nē nē minasan, gomenne!! (-_-;) when megane-san called eri-chan a femboi, he didn't knyow eri-chan was actually...｣ ｢ke...｣ ｢keke....｣ ｢kekekeke!!!!! (ФωФ)｣ ｢･｡ﾟOPPAI NO AKUMA!!!!･｡ﾟ Σ(・∀・)｣ ｢KEKEKEKEKE!!!!~ megane-san's kirihorno is tingling!~ chikuchikusuru, ahhhn~~ (ФωФ) megane-san knyows nyow exxxactly what type of kyutiegirl eri-chan is, she's nyo femboi at all! (*￣∇￣)ノ this #waifuification is entering supa special mode gear 3!! (*ゝω･*) eri-chan @caligulaAscendit asked herself, andddd~ kekeke, eri-chan wants to play with pone-chan @centaursTurmoil ... (ФωФ) nnnggh~~ megane-san spent all nighto thinking about how eri-chan and pone-chan would...｣ ｢hfff~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)｣ ｢frolick~~☆｣ ｢kyah! (；・∀・) a-anyway! eri-chan is a real himedere! (*￣∇￣)ノ she let's you knyow exactly who she is, and her presence commands the block! (*ゝω･*) one might assume this type of kyutie wears lacy pantsu, byutttt~ fufufufu! (*´ﾉ∀`*) megane-san knyows for sure that she wears striped pantsu, with nyo bows! (*´▽｀)v eri-chan's immaturity is part of her kyutiecharm! (* ´ ▽ ` *) if kyu want her in your harem, you have to play her gameu her way!｣ ｢kekeke~...｣ ｢or at least pretend to... (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE AND #NSFW #FETISH CONTENT!! (ФωФ) DEAD HATO INSIDE! (ФωФ) shazai means apology. gomen, everynyan! (ﾟーﾟ*) megane-san made a mistake... gomen means so sowwy (ＴДＴ ) oppai no kuma means (*´∀｀)ﾉ beast of the breast! (*＞∇＜)ﾉ kyaaahh~! isn't dat kyool!?! megane-san made this title himself, eri-chan's special nickname for (ФωФ) special cupetime, keke~ ☆ a himedere is a gyirl who acts like a princess! regal and exxxtreme, these kyuties command the room with their kyutiekyutikyuwerful gaze! (´ﾟдﾟ｀) they're as demanding as they are kawaii, byuttt~ (゜∀。) under all that entitlement is a kyutiegirl who just wuvs her senpai all the same! (*^ー^)ノ striped pantsu represent a sense of blossoming immaturity in a gyirl, an innocence that underlies eri-chan's persona! (*^ーﾟ) maybe eri-chan has dark colored stripies... (ФωФ) and frilly accents... (*´▽｀) to show her husbando that she can handle herself, even if she was hatched bashful!!! (ФωФ) kekekeke~~ megane-san bets pone-chan takes gud care of them when she does the washies...]
｢( `_ゝ´) pone-chan. megane has never been so disappointed.｣
｢call megane-san nee-chan. ( ´∀｀)｣
｢(￣皿￣) pone-chan.｣
｢(///∇///) aaahhh~~~ megane-san can't stay mad at pone-chan!!! (*ﾉ∀｀*) she's syo kawaii, when she's clueless! megane-san wants too.... k-kissu all over!!! (´∀｀*)ε｀ ) mweh mweh mweh!! ヽ(●´ε｀●)ノ mwah mwah!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nee-chan means "big sister".]
(¬‿¬ ) Neigh-chan ♫
D --> Hmm... This is D --> Acceptable D --> I am not sure about referring to you as my big sister