Equius Zahhak
@centaursTurmoil
Robotics engineer serving under the Alternian Empire to create mechanical drones The E%punged //all art -> @ratking-buffet on tumblr
im sick an tired a findin vvarious chunks an lumps stuck to my fang orientin cables they need to invvent a guy wwholl wwillingly an gleefully clean out last lights grub nuggies for you my poor wwrist absolutely ridiculous wwhat aquatic royaltys been reduced to cos a wwoke
somehoww i kneww youd be the one to flock to this chit like a bulb bug to a lightpost i wwas riffin cant a guy riff anymore or did wwoke take that awway too is there anythin left at this point
D --> Forgive my f001ishness, highb100d D --> I am not good at knowing when someone is "riffing" D --> I have made a f001 of myself D --> How humiliating
what new access0ries 0u0
BRACES???
holy fuck id rather be fucked sidewways by a narwwhal horn wwith no lube or other easy access substitutes than wwaste another precious second on this blight of a convversation
8=l < Notably the other Zahha% don't hxrny post 8=l < E%cept the one halternate who violates his plush dolls 8=l < And the Equius who's hxrny about mud
D --> I do not "horny post" D --> That was a regrettable lapse
8=l < I don't think that was you specifically 8=l < And if it was then there's two
D --> If there is another that is news to me D --> The post in question is not a far scroll down D --> Regardless I cannot see the images you posted
8=l < Oh 8=l < Yes that was the post 8=l < Hello, Mud Equius
8=l < Hm 8=l < Make me
D --> I have been taken on as a bodyguard, accompanying a friend of mine during his trip to troll Greece D --> This trip has been D --> Eventful, to say the least D --> It has become increasingly difficult to locate a restaurant which accommodates his palette and dietary needs D --> Nevertheless I am glad to be serving beneath him
wwhy are you on your palmhusk wwhen i sent you to fetch nuggies
D --> I am sorry D --> I am waiting for them to call up the number on the ticket
0h my c0ngratulati0ns. N0t sure what s0rt 0f wimp needs a b0dyguard but in pr0ud 0f y0u!
nice bring it up to my block you remembered to tell the guy not to make em soggy right
D --> I made sure he made them fresh for you D --> E%tra grubsauce, as requested D --> I will bring them to your block
D --> Whenever I am stricken with undesired arousal I must find a way to e%pel that energy as fast as possible D --> If I am unable to take a cold shower D --> I will drop to the f100r D --> I will do intense sit-ups until the feelings subsides D --> I sweat, and I replace my aroused and bothered sweat with the sweat of a workout D --> The feeling will pass between the 300th and 700th sit-up, or once the cramping becomes unbearable #NoFap
D --> Not quite D --> But I do not think we will see bulb to bulb on this matter
D --> Thank you for your condemnation D --> What w001d you suggest as an alternative D --> I have tried flogging D --> Cold plunges D --> Scalding ablutions D --> Splashing my face with cold water D --> Pullups until failure D --> Electroshock therapy D --> Pushups until failure D --> And many more
D --> Hm D --> You may not like the answer I have to give, seeing as you seem to prefer to negate the issue over solving it directly D --> So I will avoid my own personal solution D --> Which is to task a maidling and/or milkboy with assisting me D --> If I am in need of a way to distract my mind, to get myself away from certain D --> Thoughts D --> I engage in hoofbeast time D --> A good hoofbeast is a behaved hoofbeast D --> Who would be scolded and scorned if he were to act on urges when it is not time D --> So I place myself in the mindset of that beast D --> Who wants only to be good D --> It brings me to a serene state of mind, a therapeutic space wherein nothing e%ists but the reality I have created in my thoughts D --> Alternatively I use the compony riding crop and deliver onto myself the number of lashings equivalent to the severity of my thoughts
D --> Hm D --> No, a maidling or milkboy are far from my preferred solution D --> However... D --> This hoofbeast time D --> It intrigues me greatly D --> A disciplined practice, to put myself in the mind of such a great trained beast D --> To be trained, to follow commands D --> I will try this D --> And the riding crop
you need to be at least a levvel 500 grand coomer before you start gettin eschatological doomsday vvisions evvery time you get an unwwanted squirmy givve up wwhile youre still ahead
D --> Visions are not my goal D --> It is restraint D --> Discipline D --> I do not intend to give up
evven east alternian drycleaners couldnt get your mold blue sap outta my couch upholstery youre not foolin anyone just cause youre suddenly gung ho about wwalkin the monastic path
D --> I told you that was an accident D --> Which I am still deeply sorry and embarrassed by D --> Humiliated D --> This is not a sudden change D --> I have attempted to hold this lifestyle for a long time now