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evver since i wwas a wwee fry i dreamt a the empress flattenin my wwrigglin day cake under her wwetsuit clad superass #nsfww #cakesittin
COME TO FELT MANOR. WE'VE GOT RUSTBLOODS. SPILLING OUT OF EVERY HOLE.
Lool goottem Phuntr's angels 4/4 Cloown Shoowdoown EPIC WIN @xxScenegrlxx @anxioousTautooloogy @lambentBooiler @packageHandler @coonsequentlyOoblique @incoonspicuoousMasoochist
be careful wwhat wway youre swwingin that "sir" its a powwerful wweapon capable a makin evven the most old hand wwarrior wweak kneed although id argue there are certain thins a the rock hard an solid vvariety that evven the most potent "sir" fails to shatter fortifyin these gothic spires instead
relax i wwas just a casual remark just dont wwant folks gettin the wwrong idea an thinkin wwere closer than wwe actually are ya feel me
a beta is too much of a flippin nook to showw his bottom feeders online an alpha wwill confidently present his grippers wwithout a care in the briny deep but lacks the erudition an wwit to comprehend the powwer he wwields betwwixt his toes a sigma wwell heh a sigma knowws wwhen an howw to play his incantation summoner cards he has mastered the craft a public provvocation commandin sheeple like poseidon commands the sea
needed this after a long night smooth full bodied an absolutely delicious #wwineoclock #goodvvibesonly #young #rich #handsome #hung (( credit to ratking-buffet on tumblr ))
i can see the "ibispaint" logo yknoww i may be bulb challenged but i knoww a huckster wwhen i see one keep flappin those phony airfoils knavve but youre nevver gonna fool a seasoned expert in exposin the apocryphal fakeries wwhat continue to havve trollkind by the globes im just that guy science rules pixie dust drools an speakin a pixies if you happen upon one in the great barrens givve me a dial its been a boyhood dream a mine to capture an dissect one these storybook tricksters so i can finally provve that pixies are secretly an endangered branch a vvery tiny lowwbloods just a little pet theory a mine actually hmm that might be wwhy youre able to fly hold on im makin leaps an bounds in the great field a eugenics right noww
im at the liftblock ara i dont got the flippin time to dissect wwhy you cant get off
im sure you are eq im sure you are already got a gym buddy though speak a the devvil i havve no clue wwhere the randy bastard wwent off to
at least im actually aerodynamic i bet your flappers are totally useless seein as theyd totally fail to lift your fubsy shitblood body twwo planks off the ground
W0bblemeat
dont get too confident i wwill squash your cheeky bunny lusus body under my heel dont evven gotta bust out the ol bull dog for this
wwell then its a flamin miracle that i dont claim ya
G0d y0ure scrawnier than i remember
i knoww wwhat you infernal landlubbin madcaps are thinkin our beloathed levviathan has been slackin wwe are turnin into starvvelins wwhen wwill dada feed us our daily dose a scaldin wwitticisms an brutal facts an logic wwell dont fret i may havve momentarily slowwed dowwn but that aint a bad thin cause it givves my rousin rabble more time to cook until its golden browwn in prole wwords ivve been busy touchin solid iron an cast steel my self improvvement journey has officially begun hide your fat bottomed jezebels https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ddce61dd939a.png (( credit to my oomfie @ratking-buffet on tumblr))
oh thank cod nothin happened to my "science is sexy" poster
#lairsandlusii #fitcheck #technically #wwizardwwednesday wwhile id originally made a big showw a unvveilin the vvisage of SORCERER HIGHTIER the persona intended for wwoegothes upcomin lairs and lusii campaign (and that fit is still legendary rest assured it aint goin nowwhere) i recently came to the ascertainment that my hunger wwas for a eldritch wwarrior of a grittier more crepuscular sorta vvibe so i stepped back into my ideation chamber at the pinnacle a the HOPESPIRE wwhich is wwhat im callin my apartment until the true HOPESPIRE has finished construction and cooked up a tenebrous antihero befittin my current inclinations this is DARKMAGE WWRATHION a vvengeful scion a the stygian blasphemies that creep behind the vveil a reality and culminate in the furthest ring wwith wwrigglin horrortentacles and bloodshot eyes that wwatch wwhen your back is turned and peep at unspoken truths that are better left ignored for sanitys sake he is an apprentice at the BLACK ORCHARD wwhere he hones the terrible powwer trapped wwithin his heart after a bold and heretical experiment fused his soul wwith that of an angel forevver tyin his fates to a portent a doom and misery that he nevvertheless strivves against in spiteful defiance to the ruinous destiny his ambition struck him wwith but it is through that vvery same ambition that he wwill climb his echelladder and return someday to the VVIOLET STEPS OF THALASSYN to slaughter the smallminded theurges that exiled him and claim the authority that is his hatchright
8=D < How could that f100zy do this to me? 8=| < I am ruined. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33a023669758.jpg
SAVE A HORSE. RIDE A GUY.
8=D < Of course not. You are always welcome to inquire about the specifics.
8=D < A MOST NECESSARY GUIDE TO TACK, HARNESS, AND THE DIGNITY OF PROPERLY FITTED EQUIPMENT As Written By Horuss Zahhak, Who Has Seen Too Many Tragic Straps And Will Remain Silent No Longer There comes a time in every stable’s life when someone must stand before the assembled herd, clear his throat with immense and justified gravity, and say the difficult thing. Some of you wear your tack like you're actual ponies putting it on. Remember, this is not simply a concern with your aesthetics. Though, your aesthetic is e%tremely damaged. This is your safety. Your comfort, dignity, function, and symbolism are contained within your respect for the noble equine arts. Tack is not some random decoration. A harness is not a series of random straps. The bridle is more than an e%cuse to put buckles upon your visage. Proper tack is communication. It communicates to the room what role you are entering, what level for formality you are observing, what care has been taken, and the competence of your practical fantasy. Improper tack, by contrast, tells the room that someone is a f001ish foal who has no craftsmen in their lives. I can fi% that for a fee. Let us begin with the first principle: equipment must serve the body before it serves the eye. A piece may be beautiful, e%pensive, handmade, imported, polished, dyed, engraved, bell-hung, ribboned, lacquered, or praised by every lowb100d handler you could imagine in the forum threads you peruse. But, if it pinches, slips, pulls, overheats, restricts circulation, interferes with your balance, or forces you into an unsafe position, it is a poor fit. Beauty does not substitute safety. Indeed, poor fit is the enemy of beauty. A pony cannot carry themselves proudly while secretly negotiating with a strap that is sawing into their shoulder like a tiny leather legislacerator. A handler cannot appear competent while their pony’s gear creeps sideways with every step. A groom cannot claim refinement while ignoring buckles biting into skin, twisted straps, uneven tension, or dangling ornaments positioned like they are attempting sabotage. Tack is care made visible. This is why every responsible stable must learn the sacred sequence: inspect, fit, check, move, recheck, and remove with attention. Inspect the equipment before it touches the body. Fit it calmly. Check pressure points. Ask the wearer how it feels. Have them move. Recheck after movement. Our bodies are scandalous scanty things with dynamic movement. They enjoy migrating straps into unfamiliar territory. Finally, remove gear with the same respect used to put it on. Do not simply peel someone out of their presentation like an impatient mechanic e%tracting a part from a wreck. The donning of tack is part of the ritual. So is its removal. A harness, properly fitted, should distribute pressure in a way that supports posture without punishing the wearer. It should sit evenly. It should not twist. It should not drag the body into a shape the wearer did not agree to inhabit. Decorative elements should not become hazards. Bells, ribbons, tags, rings, chains, buckles, and charms are splendid when placed intelligently and absurd when placed where they snag, swing into sensitive areas, or produce a soundscape resembling a cutlery drawer falling downstairs. Reins, if used, demand particular respect. They are not handles for yanking. They are not trophies. They are not conversational props for strangers. Reins imply trust, guidance, and agreed communication. To hold them is to accept responsibility, not to acquire a decorative e%tension of your ego. If you cannot guide with subtlety, you do not deserve reins. A bridle or headpiece should be treated with equal seriousness. Anything near the face, jaw, mouth, neck, or head requires heightened caution. The face is e%pressive, vulnerable, and socially significant. A person wearing a headpiece may be deeply in role, but they are still a person with breathing, sight, hearing, speech, comfort, and personal boundaries. The neck, I must add, is not a convenient place to store your lack of planning. Collars, chokers, posture pieces, and decorative throat straps require careful fit and constant awareness. A piece can 100k e%quisite and still be unsuitable for long wear, active movement, heat, crowded events, or a pony who intends to prance with the theatrical intensity of a creature recently freed to engage in their nightly liberties. Know the difference between posing gear, performance gear, and practical movement gear. This distinction is vital. Some tack is for photographs. Some is for ceremony. Some is for walking, pulling, dancing, kneeling, standing, or performing routines. Some is purely symbolic. Do not make assumptions. Do not mistake categories. The stable that fails to distinguish between display and function will eventually learn the difference in the least graceful way possible. If you are unfamiliar with stables, read my other ponyplay guide for prancing ponies. No one is too elegant to practice walking. Boots, heels, hooves, platforms, cuffs, and leg pieces can transform carriage beautifully, but they also change balance, gait, strain, and fatigue. Tails and ears are often treated as playful accessories, but even they require manners. Whether they are integrated into a harness, attached to clothing, decorative, functioning, moving, or simply part of the silhouette; they are not YOURS to tug. Do not flick them. Do not adjust them. Do not mistake their cuteness for consent to belittle the beast. The more adorable the pony, the more disciplined your behavior must become. A properly equipped pony should feel more themselves in role, not less safe in their body. Tack should help them enter the desired state: proud, calm, obedient, spirited, glamorous, useful, mischievous, disciplined, wild, ceremonial, or treasured. The e%act feeling depends on the pony. The duty of equipment is to support that transformation. There is no universal permission slip hidden inside a harness. Communication precedes fitting, always. Before placing tack on another person, discuss what the piece means, how it should feel, what is allowed, what is not allowed, where touch is welcome, what signals will be used, and whether assistance is desired. Some ponies want fussed over. Others, like myself, prefer to put on their own gear. Some want a groom to do it all. Some are comfortable with only their handler adjusting straps but nothing else, and no one else. Maintenance is also social conduct. Clean your gear. Store it properly. Check for wear, cracks, rough edges, weak stitching, warped hardware, 100se rivets, sharp corners, and so on. A buckle with a sharp edge is not “probably fine.” A piece that smells like it has survived three battles and one regrettable basement is not ready for intimate pro%imity to another person’s body. Polish is not vanity. It is part of our ritual. For group events, bring what you need: water, safe storage, spare fasteners, padding, wipes, a small repair kit, comfortable backup clothing, and a plan for removal. The more elaborate the tack, the humbler the planning should be. A true craftsperson does not improvise someone else’s comfort. And now, a word on symbolism. Tack can be deeply meaningful. A specific harness may indicate belonging, training, achievement, devotion, presentation, playfulness, status, or trust. A ribbon might represent a stable, a dynamic, a scene role, a personal milestone, or simply that the wearer 100ked at the ribbon and said, “Yes, that one makes me feel unbearable in the best way.” Outsiders should not presume meaning. Ask politely, accept vague answers, and never demand the private history of someone’s gear. Not every buckle is your business. In conclusion, tack and harness are not mere accessories. They are the architecture of the role. They are the bridge between ordinary body and chosen presentation. When fitted well, they allow a pony to move with confidence, a handler to guide with care, and a stable to recognize the presence of craft. When fitted poorly, they create discomfort, danger, and a visual insult I am forced to endure with my own two eyes. Choose better. Measure. Adjust. Recheck. Communicate. Maintain. Respect. And above all, remember that the finest tack in the world is worthless if it is placed on a person without care. The body is not a rack for your aesthetic ambitions. It is the living creature that gives the tack meaning. Treat it accordingly.
:o)
8een thinking of getting myself a nice flintlock pistol to fully get myself emersed into the whole seafarer thing 8ut MAN a sa8er is just way more fun!
NEIGH.
࣪⊹₊˚{ i dont know.... i just dont feel like youre even that sorry }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ like lowtideuinely i kind of cant remember what you did or why im mad but im also sort of like, wondering if i shouldnt? like maybe i shouldnt fourgive you? its just that fourgiving you could potentially be a lot of effourt four me also.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ UGHHHH!!!! STOP APOLOGIZING + JUST SAY SORRY ALREADYYYY!!!! \}*O*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
꒰ა(**)໒꒱ send y.u right t. em angels fer justa m.ment
It’s like creatine but faster.
It's been answered n☼w. I h☼pe that y☼u re☁︎ain su℃℃ess℉ul in y☼ur endeav☼urs, Equius Zahhak.
Y☼u didn't state that it was t☼ thwart atta℃ks. That answered ☁︎y questi☼n. Thank y☼u.
࣪⊹₊˚{ AWOOOOGA!!!! BOAT NOISES! }*7*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
ALTHOUGH I AM A DECORATED EXPERT. IN ASPHYXIATING AND BEING ASPHYXIATED. IT HAS NEVER OCCURRED TO ME. TO TRAIN THE SKILLS. FOR NON-EROTIC REASONS. CLEARLY. WE HAVE MUCH TO LEARN FROM EACH OTHER.
wOW, nEAT, cONGRATS,
Ugh, the urge to 8ackhand pimp-smack some poor sap then roughly make-out with them is always in the 8ack of my pan. I have 0 shame posting this. #suggestive
Such a strange empty photograph. What exactly are you suggesting?
YOU SAY. YES LOATHSOME DEMONESS. THANK YOU LOATHSOME DEMONESS.
LET ME MAKE MY MARK. ON YOUR SCAR COLLECTION. #SUGGESTIVE.
Looking good neigh8or! Keep up the good work!!!!!!!!
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:33 < okay ladies and gents he is on the PURROWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if y0u like her ribbit y0u sh0uldnt put a ring 0n it just tell her 0r g0 die b0th 0f th0se 0pti0ns w0rk #vi0lence
i enj0y the sexy kind 0f vi0lence #suggestive #vi0lence
i want t0 expl0de in a suggestive way #suggestive
i wanna talk t0 s0me0ne but i d0nt kn0w ab0ut what
Have a ya0iful aftern00n
:33< horoscopes to take mewre mind off of one furaud (doc scratch) and onto a betpurr one (meow) :33< ♈ mewre gonna make it just k33p going!!! :33< ♉ clawngrats on the sibblings!!! :33< ♊ the world will k33p spinning and mew will be okay :33< ♋ therapy is furking k33p at it :33< ♌ mew irred33mable furkup!!! :33< ♍ the best thing efur will happen to mew TODAY! :33< ♎ mewre gonna eat the meowst tasty meal of mewre life some time within the next 100 sw33ps :33< ♏ mewre gonna win big! :33< ♐ mewr furiend cares about mew so meowch okay? :33< ♑ efurrything mewre doing matpurrs! :33< ♒ whats impurrtant is the next step nyat this one :33< ♓ mew give the best hugs
i l0ve y0u #r0b0tgirls and i h0pe y0u l0ve y0urselves t00
:33< whats wrong aradinya?
flippin purple savvage bleww up part a my vvelvvet vvilla my mack manor had to miss the gladiatorial arena cullin collation to stay hivve an ovversee repairs because i cant trust these assblood utility trolls not to slavver all ovver my precious treasures in my absence the wworst part isnt evven the vvandalism though but the fact that i utterly failed to creampuff him into a small hemo inferior stain oh wwell theres alwways next time i guess
dont evwen joke lad
almost nevver but it wwas wworth a shot
it wwasnt a retort it wwas a command
wwell yes im not goin to pollute my unadulterated mind wwith modern mass market entertainment i pursue scholastic hobbies like a true sigma aristocrat
you are so unoriginal foids havve one comeback cause their puny pans can only exert so much effort on positivve quips before exertin their tiny frail bodies i bet youre lyin on a lounge plank right noww wwith an arm ovver your forenub WWHY DOES IT MATTER ANYWWAY ITS NOT ABOUT SIZE ITS ABOUT THE MOTION A THE OCEAN
WHY THIS MEME SPECIFICALLY? TROLLS CAN'T HAVE KIDS (NOT A QUESTION, MORE OF A STATEMENT). HOW DO YOU KNOW HIS NOOK STINKS?
an noww for some scaldin truisms https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee1d8c65845e.jpg
ain't 6onna make ya say more than ya want to but uh... yeah. same. somethin6 that doesn't 6et tired just pinnin' me down 'n' rava6in' is really... exCitin'. /)/◡/(\
ivve lost track a time i dont knoww howw long ivve been lyin in wwait for gam i can hear his jester bells in the distance https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f92b4d705aff.png
₍^. .^₎⟆ K!nda hot꠹
me t⚣⚣ -3-
wIcKeD! wIlL LeT Ya kNoW WhEn i'm bAcK At mY SpOt. i hOpE YoU Do bRoThA, mOtHeRfUcKeR GoTtA FeEl sOmEtHiNg hOnK HoNk (O:
「IS IT USING HIM IF HE LIKES IT?」
sEe tHaT'S WhAt i lIkE To hEaR, mOtHeRfUcKeR DoN'T GeT A ToUgH OnE To bEaT On )O: fOlKs jUsT Be sPlAtTeRiNg iNtO MiSt. GeTs bOrInG BrOtHa. CoOoOoMe oN MaN! nOt lIkE YoU CaN KiLl mE Fr, MoThErFuCkEr gOt tHaT SpEcIaL KiNdA SoMeThInG In hIs tUbEs.
glad to be of some help, my strong fellow. *cool finger guns*
wE CoUlD LiKe eXcHaNgE BlOwS, gOoD SpOrTmAnShIp sHiT (o: Or nOt.
:33 < i havent really b33n on here beclaws i took the w33kend off to stay off of social media :33 < i love being in the forest :33 < it isnt the same as home but its still fun to run and hunt here
Sex party in a medieval castle w0uld g0 s0 hard #nsfw
I want t0 fuck in a medieval castle #nsfw