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I'm going to call that race right now because it doesn't look like Circus peanuts are going to recover any time soon so. Next match: Laffy taffy (red reacts) VS. Candy corn (black reacts)
8=D < I didn't think so
vwish a 8road vwould shawve 8efore expecting me to put in a little tongue vwork. im finding hairs 8etvween my molars its like licking an old wvig. its unsanitary! and don't just lay there, participate a little! make a little noise, gra8 my horns! i need feed8ack if you vwant me to do my jo8 dovwn there! just don't touch the hair.
evven east alternian drycleaners couldnt get your mold blue sap outta my couch upholstery youre not foolin anyone just cause youre suddenly gung ho about wwalkin the monastic path
seems llike a llotta work man idk i just jerk off #nsfw #yesfap
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:33 < Chittrs most infamous fincel has b33n spotted in troll Gr33ce accompanied by a large indigo blood. :33 < Ampurra has confurmed this trip with his own chit, referring to the mysterious indigo as his "bodyguard" although the nature of their relationship s33ms a smidge more cozy than just a bodyguard and his charge! :33 < The gruesome twosome was spotted sharing a table at a lovely little restaurant, and judging by their body language Mistfur Ampurra s33ms /very/ comfurted by his bodyguards purresence! :33 < Although the b33fy indigo looks very... tense. What might Mistfur Ampurra n33d purrotection furom? #ChittrCelebSighting #CelebrityGossip #BodyguardxClient #Yaoi #Gossip #Drama #BodyLanguage #BodyGuard #Candid #SizeDiffurence
normally i wwould agree but youre constant self deprecation is not only unattractivve its just annoyin i knoww youre just tryin to get off man you dont givve a shit about stripes you dont givve a shit about me
:33 < Anon asks: what's the most interesting story you've s33n today? :33 < Well! If k33n readers have b33n purrowling the dash as I have you will have s33n quite the little squabble betw33n a certain Pony and a certain Bull after the Pony was s33n on a supposed date with another!! :33 < The Pony and the Bull had a furry loud and public breakup recently, so the two are on rocky ground!! :33 < They have b33n bickering back and furth now and it s33ms the pony's icy attitude and high tastes have wounded the bull!! :33 < I wondfur if they can recofur furom this... #BarnyardDrama #AskMucky #CownAndPonyShow #Drama #Gossip #DashPurrowling
BREAKING NEWS. MEALPRONG FOUND IN NUTRITIONBLOCK.
:33 < Having the best time tolight!! :33 < My meowrail invited me out to this crazy clawsome elite gathfuring! :33 < Sooo many scoops!! ;33 < This handsome stranger is unrelated #Meowrails #Purrty #Gossip #Purrowling #FurstFurondRepurrting #I<>MyMoirail #Diamonds #RustySpade #PurrtyGirl [edit by @ratking-buffet on tumblr]
8efore you start, those censor 8ars aren't going anywhere. You couldn't pay me enough. #YouKnowWhyTheyAreThere #Modesty #Anti8ri8e
:33 < MASSIVE PURREAKING MEWS!! Meow this is a big one! :33 < Lanrol Dersch, the mayor of Funich has gotten herself into hot water ofur leaked expense repurrts that came across her desk. :33 < It is alleged that Dersch has pushed furward a purroposal fur a new ShrodrCorp headquarters to be constructed nearby, after purressure and pushback furom the company. :33 < There is some reason to believe that the expansion would not only serve as a corporate headquarter fur the company, but also to aid in less than ethical research and development! :33 < As of yet it is unknown what may be purroposed to go on behind closed doors, but regulatory bodies are in a stir. :33 < Mayor Dersch has b33n a very loud purroponent of the "Quadrant Values" campaign, stating publicly that she believes in loyalty to her quad, and has b33n in a long standing and very public kismesitude. Despite this, it has b33n rumeowred and all but confurmed that Dersch has had quite the romantic exchanges with her ShrodrCorp company contact! :33 < We received some purroof of the communications betw33n Dersch and the nameless contact, but it is apparent that the Mayor is quite bad at sexting! It is unknown if her Mistress felt genuinely or whether this was a seduction meant to smooth ofur the construction. :33 < We have omitted the photos involved to purrotect the identity alleged mistress. Although most were innocuous, the pair was pictured together enough to build quite the pattern! :33 < It is not clear if this was anything verging on a possible matespurritship, or if the mistress was seducing Mayor Dersch in order to facilitate quick construction of the ShrodrCorp headquarter. :33 < We have attached some of the rather embarrassing text transcripts betw33n the pair as purroof. #Gossip #Drama #ShrodrCorp #MayoralRace #Infidelity #CheatingScandal #QuadrantValuesCampaign #Affair #BlindItem #SubmittedStory #CorpoDrama
:33 < Steaming hot #BlindItem still sizzling from the purrinting purress!! :33 < It s33ms a certain "philosofur" of women's desires and a purrclaimed #NotGay warrior has a weakness... :33 < A weakness for Cherry Candy...!! Could it be an affliction towards Redbloods? :33 < A certain redblood? Or a fetish for popping cherries... hmmmm! :33 < Oh how exciting!!! I wonder who this could be about... h33h33!! #NotGay #Gossip #Drama #BlindItem #CherryPopping #nsfw #CAGTTL #TipLine #BreakingNews
:33 < Furresh new gossip hot off the printing purress coming at you with a steamy mew story! #ChittrGossip #DashProwling #BlindItem #PonyAndCowShow #CheatingScandal #FightNightSighting #BullFighting #ShowPony #IsThisTheEnd?? #Drama #Gossip #Scandal :33 < Submit your own drama at my tip line! => https://forms.gle/A1LGpFTs8rXVjYqX8
⚇ I won't even use all my quirk for this one. Show this shit the respect it deserves lmfao. --- To Kiss The Sun, Chapter 12 -- Fear and Longing "WE HAVE TO RUN, KULLEO!" The stars had already begun to disappear overhead as spilled orange Faygo stained the sky in rich hues as the sun began to rise. I stared in awe at the break of day, like a cuspidated grimalkin stuck in the headlights of a scuttlebuggy I felt trapped to the spot, my body shaking. I'd never seen anything so beautiful before, so thoroughly romantic. "This is what you get to see every day...?" I whispered to Fallan, eyes managing to turn away from the sunrise just enough to see the glitter of her pallid skin in the glow of its rays. She looked beautiful, even beyond the life that had long drained from her eyes, my cemetery girl stood shining brilliant in the dawn. Her eyes fell on me in that moment and we both knew, that everything we'd been through, everything we'd endured had all been worth it for the flush that we now shared between one another. The persecution, the pusherache, the daytime we now ran from...it was all worth it just so that we could stare at one another in this glorious moment and know we were two halves of one whole, just as the Messiahs prophecized! Okay, Isidor interjecting here. I might have to take them up for a little bit of blasphemy here but hey, the prose is pretty damn good, right? Kulleo is one hell of a writer! Okay back to the story: The moment was broken by my own traitorous wince as the sun's rays began to sting the top of my horns. It was bearable on the strong keratin, but once it touched the softer chitin of my face... "I told you, we need to hurry!" Fallan insisted, grabbing me by the hand and using all of the strength left in her to drag me back towards the shelter of the blackout tree, who's leaves would keep us completely obscured until night fell once more. We ran, managing to make the top of the trunk just as daylight singed the slightly exposed skin on my ankles, though I dragged it up just in time to avoid the worst of it. My sigh of relief came for both of us, for despite Fallan's lack of cardiovascular function, I could see the comfort plain on her face now that we were safe in the treetops. Peering over the side of the tree branch we'd perched ourselves on, I could see the sunlight bleaching the bottom of the tree in stark white, while further up the trunk remained its tell-tale stygian color. "We're safe for now" I murmured, allowing myself a moment to relax as I lay myself down on the thick branch, allowing my eyes to close as exhaustion pulsed in waves over my skin. "Emphasis on the for now part. As soon as the sun comes down, they're going to come looking for you again." I heard Fallan shuffle on the branch next to me, before feeling the brush of their old, raggedy shirt against my arm. She had lay down next to me, the cold of her skin atypical for one who had once been a warmer blood than I. I still sometimes watched, fascinated, as old, coagulated teal oozed from an open wound. I often wondered, in those moments, whether or not she could still be used for paint. Did her blood regenerate? Would wounds heal? There was just so much we didn't know... "...How long can we keep doing this, Kulleo?" her hoarse, raspy voice was taught with emotion. "How much longer until the ragrippers finally catch up with us? Or...Or a threshie squad manages to make good on their threats? Or the mercenaeronauts try to collect my bounty? This was never going to work! We're not meant to..." She paused, and though tears no longer flowed from her dead eyes, I knew that her soul was crying. I think that's about enough of airing out my student's writing on here. Gotta save some for its SlayO3, right? lmaooo. Hopefully this teaches it to make sure its sending the *right* document in future. ⚇
What has happened to the once iron-clad tether that held me to my doggone desk? After yet another midmorning tour of the HQ Legacy Vault, I've become hopelessly addlepated by these old recipe books!!! I planned to release some more official announcements later in the afternoon, but for now... like this post, and I will assign you one of our very own- modern or legacy- BETTY CROCKER trademark recipes. :B #HappyMonday #GoodMood #IceBreaker #OrShallWeSay #IcingBreaker #🧁 IN THE QUEUE: unclaspedKahuna torvousCarnifex comedyGold bummelBoogie cationicAgonist crackedTungsten achillesAnalogue terminallyCapricious gangstasCrossbones cerbericApostle affableCantor gluttinousGymnast
D=8 < My pusher hurts.
｢( `_ゝ´) pone-chan. megane has never been so disappointed.｣
｢(ФωФ) w-wow...｣ ｢a pone-chan with otaku knyahledge (； ･`ω･´) m-megane-san feels like... h-his stable is...｣ ｢Σ(*´◯`ﾉ)ﾉ kyaahhh!!! so many umajoshis, syo little time! (ФωФ) megane-san can't tame them all!｣ ｢g-gyah... megane-san needs a kyutieuma to go to a onsen with her towel pulled up around her chest and when she enters the water the towel drops away to reveal the back of her muscular calves and when she steps into the water she goes "u-uwah!" and her face flushes ao and as she relaxes into the water she opens her bulbs (they shut due to the calming characteristics of an east alternian sauna) she noticed another less experienced pone-chan glancing at her and her choto oppai and at first she is embarassed Σ(ﾟДﾟﾉ)ﾉ and then she is smug and she pulls her arm away from her large chest and laughs (fufufufu~!) mockingly at her junior who blushes (also ao) and looks away bashfully covering up her own smaller but still substantial oppai and then ojoupone-chan approaches and says "nani are you staring at, kohai~" and kuupone-chan gawks for a moment before stuttering "y-your oppai, ohime uma-chan...." before looking away in shame and then she would approach and prepare her kohai's prongles to assess her body but w-waitttt!!! Σ(￣ロ￣lll) nani!?!?! ojoupone-chan looks back and realizes that a hentai is peaking over the onsen walls dividing east alternian kyutiegirls from east alternian kyoolboys and she looks back and scowls and her face is still flushed and she tells kuupone-chan to cover up and look away while she handles this and she climbs out of the onsen and her hentai peeper is watching her still and his sniffnub is bleeding!!! (゜_゜;) onto the onsen dividing wall and he can't look away he is so giddy and filled with squirmies and just as he's about to wipe his nose ojoupone-chan leaps up strongly and hits him over the nub causing him to fall back into the water with a SUPULASH!!!!!!! (ノД｀) and smugly ojoupone-chan smiles and walks back to kuupone-chan and gets back in the water her oppai jiggling gratuitously and she puts an arm around kuupone-chan and kuupone-chan's pusher is going doki doki doki doki and she thinks "g-gyahhhh~ ojou-sama is... a-aah~ kuu-chan feels so many things for ojou-sama! (///∇///) a-ahhh~ m-maybe she's... nyaht what she seems!" and they both relax and kuupone-chan is in oujou-sama's arm and their oppai both bounce and andnd megane's sniffu keeps bleeding!!!!!!! GYAAAHHHHH!!!!! (≧▽≦) BIKINI, MIZUGI, AAAHH~~ megane-san keeps picturing moar and moar, pone-chan is eburithing!! (*つ´･∀･)つ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: THIS DOUJIN CONTAINS #NSFW #FETISH #SUGGESTIVE #SELFCEST #POWERDYNAMIC #UGLYBASTARD #KOHAIXSENPAI #VIOLENCE #NTR CONTENT! DEAD HATO INSIDE! (ФωФ)]
i dont "come on too strong" youre just not pickin up the probable soulmate vvibes that im puttin dowwn or something
Y0u x hals f00t
CLEARLY. YOU CAN'T BE TRUSTED WITH NICE THINGS. MAYBE NEXT TIME THE HOST WILL SERVE YOU FROM A RUSTY PAIL. OR OFF THE FLOOR.
awh, c'mon doll... you know 1 was just play1n... can't a guy just get a l1l peek? };)
👀 ay yo wh1ch bathroom you 1n rn
DM.
" Revelling " Is Certainly One Way To Put It. :> #nsfw #nsfc
Oh? That's Debatable, Though Given The Highly Likely Scenario In Which You / Can't / Handle It, I Would Admittedly Adore To Watch You Struggle. #suggestive #nsfc
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loser lol
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ Only yOur knuckle2? GUE22 YOU DIDN'T FIGHT HARD ENOUGH BLUEBLOOD. #viOlence ○ ● ○
i told you all to #vwatchthisspace. wvell, get ready to say #imcoming because you are *here*. the first annual cronus amporas babe-off #cronusbabeoff is ready to begin! you, yes you, citizens of chittr, are gonna decide wvho the hottest babe in all of paradox space is! vwatch this space and followv the tag to make sure you dont miss any of the upcoming polls. novw, vwithout further ado, heres the bracket line-up. feel free to make some predictions, bet on shit, vwhatevwer. i aint in this for the money, im in this for lowve of the game.
Which of you lower life-forms ordered eight pints of the seatroll shit.
This must be the place. #BoysNight #TrollCityInThisBitch.
You hav£ lik£, a totally lik£, crazy grip on that thing lik£, LOL.
wwell wwell look wwhat just wwashed ashore (delivvered by a parcel courier in maids attire) ill be there @caligulaAscendit #imcoming to #boysnight
COMPUTER. ENHANCE. AND TAKE ALL OF HIS CLOTHES OFF. AND UNSHEATHE HIS BULGE.
thats very sh0rt d0nt y0u think what s0rt 0f maidservant w001d all0w himself t0 wear a skirt that length if he needed t0 bend 0ver t0 dust s0mething 0r pick s0mething up 0ff the f100r that his superi0r s0 carelessly dr0pped 0r s0mething he risks impr0perly exp0sing himself
HHOLYFUCKING SHIT. @VERITYSGLEAM @AMUSINGCATERWAUL #RANKBAIT.
WHY WOULD YOU SIT ON A CAKE? #NSFW? #SUGGESTIVE? IS IT? SOMEONE TELL ME. ... NO, DON'T TELL ME. This should be criminalized. Posthaste.
BAH. HAHA. HEHE. HOOHOO. YES. YES. TELL YOURSELF THAT. ENJOY HER.
REPLACING HER BLOOD WITH YOUR MUCK. HOW PATHETIC. YET. NOT BAD.
8=D < I no longer provide any level of trust or sanctity with the ilk of my generation.
NEIGH.
.there are zero horses in mE .one of them is disappointed in yoU .the other hopes you step on a legO
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LET ME MAKE MY MARK. ON YOUR SCAR COLLECTION. #SUGGESTIVE.
YOU CAN IMPROVE YOUR STANDING. IN MY PERSONAL RANKING. BY RETAKING YOUR PROFILE PHOTO. NAKED. IN THE ANCIENT AND NOBLE FASHION. OF A CARVED STONE STATUE. WITH THE CAMERA TILTED SLIGHTLY DOWNWARD. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE. #NSFW.