@arsenicCatturbate — #nsfw
:33 < i pawlways thought my most liked post would be a :00 < nsfw post :33 < turns meowt all i had to to do was tell @araneaegrapple to delete his account
:33 < what do mew mean its nyot normal to write fanfictions of mewr friends falling in love and doing it? :00 < nsfw
:33 < send me money and i'll send mew a nepeta body pillow :33 < https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cf2e1c6c7b37.jpg :00 < nsfw
:33 < oooooo if i beat dat pussy up is mew gonna tell on m333333 :00 < nsfw
:33 < uwu i'm mewr wittle kitten daddy :33 < pwease give me mewr bulge :33 < owo *sniffs mewr bulge* :33 < i want looooots of cummies furrom my daddy uwu :00 < nsfw
:33 < my cave is so humid... mrrowl :33 < i'm sweating soooo much!! :33 < gosh i normally can take the heat but this is just too much! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b98bbdd9a773.png :00 < nsfw
:33 < people mewsually get mad at me fur sexmewalizing clowns :33 < but i like clowns and want to be collared to a big strong clown. :00 < nsfw
:33 < my dms are pawlso open :33 < if anyone wants to collar me and use me like a pawcket kitty :00 < nsfw
:33 < *ac holds up a sign! "fr33 kitty to a good home." :33 < "will wear a collar and suck bulge" :00 < nsfw
:33 < equihiss took away my huskpad afpurr my bouts of horniness :33 < howefurr i picked the lock to horny jail and lipurrated it :00 < nsfw
:33 < finally got that visit furrom jade i've b33n wanting!!! :33 < i'm gonna name our puppies afpurr efurryone who likes this image https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4f30b802994f.jpg :00 < nsfw
:33 < meow :00 < nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6f43bca67e76.png
:33 < its :00 < fuckmewrfurriendsfriday :33 < so if i think mewr a furriend, my dms are open and purrlease fuck me till i stop mewling :00 < nsfw
:33 < *ac yowls like a cat in heat* :33 < mrrooowwwwwww :33 < rooooowwwww :33 < mrroooowwwwwww :00 < nsfw
:33 < i posted this befurr i think :33 < but this is my fafurrite picture of meowself!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/89c6330fc674.jpg :00 < nsfw
:33 < how to get a puppy girl to knot mew with her puppy bulge quickest route nyo fr33ways :00 < nsfw
:33 < is it too much to ask fur someone to collar and leash me and call me a good kitty and br33d me silly efurry day and give me lots of pets and treats and call me a good kitty? :00 < nsfw
:33 < if i invite the right specific people to a tea purrty :33 < theres a chance it could devolve into a br33ding orgy... :33 < hmmmm that could be fun! :33 < equihiss isnt online is h33? i cant have him knowing what i'm planning or he'll put a stop to it and call me a harlot. :00 < nsfw
:33 < mrrooowww im bored.... :33 < does anyone wanna make out?? :00 < nsfw
:33 < 6 million kitty points to whoefurr br33ds me furst. :00 < nsfw
:00 < nsfw :33 < at this point, this is the chittr equivalent of a cat yowling when shes in heat. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c9ec8445d55a.jpg
:00 < nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/736256cc6041.jpg :33 < horny posting time!!!! :33 < i'm f33ling supurr hot right meow, so dms are open!!
:33 < i have a new fafurrite human! :33 < hearye hearye :33 < for @tantalizinggonads is my new fafurrite human :33 < and can use me like a sl33ve all day efurryday should they ask :33 :00 < nsfw
:33 < all the horny posting is gonna drive me crazy :33 < i'm f33ling like a heat is coming my way.... :00 < nsfw
:33 < unfurrtunately, meowtuna day has b33n canceled by the kitty meowfia beclaws they ranked meowbeasts 5/10 :33 < anyone who posts ameowt meowtuna day will be drawn purregnant. :00 < nsfw
:33 < thats it. :33 < its national :00 < br33dnepeta day :33 < efurryone has to mate one nepeta today :33 < that can be me and it doesnt have to be 1 at a time :00 < nsfw
:33 < god i love rough marathon sex..... :33 < all day br33ding is the best.... :00 < nsfw
:33 < okay my huskpad is ameowt to die so i love mew all, and i 2ant to have nasty mating sex with all of mew too!! :33 < god i am way too horny fur this early in the morning. sorry for that. :00 < nsfw
:33 < i am f33ling especially horny today holy mrow. :33 < mew all have my nook quivering!!! :00 < nsfw
:33 < https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/95531d9f57ea.jpg :33 < when i say pets this is what i want :33 < anything less than something like this i will enjoy but to lesspurr degr33 :00 < nsfw
:33 < i just realized i haven't horny posted today :33 < so on top of my 1 get-away-furrom-nepeta fr33 card :33 < i am also ofurring all karkitties furr33 wriggler day head! mewr welcome! :00 < nsfw
:33 < fuck i missed karkitty minute :33 < meow i'll nefurr ride the mewtant monster!! :00 < nsfw
:33 < how come guys get to be purregnant :33 < i wanna be purregnant! :00 < nsfw
:33 < *hypnotizes mew into wanting to fuck mewr nearest gr33n cat girl* :00 < nsfw
:33 < raw, next question :00 < nsfw :00 < suggestive
:33 < equihiss took this picture of me afpurr i killed a guy trying to arrest me fur being a midblood withmeowt a job https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6fbdbd711c9b.jpg :00 < nsfw :00 < gore
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3d7752c3ef08.jpg :33 < its b33n a while since i posted anything sexy :33 :33 < karkitty walked in on me in this outfit and fur once he didnt have much to say! :00 < nsfw
:33 < mew hunt fur spurrt :33 < i hunt to make sacrifices to rose lalonde so she'll scissor and/or fuck me :33 < we are nyot the same :33 :00 < nsfw
:33 < efurryone is describing their ideal woman is exactly me :33 < so why am i nyot drowning in pussy and bulge??? :00 < nsfw
:33 < my :00 < sillytoxictrait :33 < is that i go into random fits of disassociative states where i commit atrocities and destroy things and have sex with people and i dont even remember :00 < nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e0e7e80f733.jpg :33 < kitty nudes!! meow meow meow s33 my big kitty titties here!!! :00 < nsfw
:33 < this is pureobably more mewr sp33d :33 < my normal outfit, normal hair, unedited https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aed775be2260.jpg @carcinomegadrive :00 < nsfw :33 < pls give me mewr pawnist pawpinion
:33 < meow i'm bored!! :33 < what do mew guys think of this look? :33 < trying something new :33 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9e8db8e0479.jpg :00 < nsfw
:33 < i did it!!!! :33 < next time mew s33 me i'll be full of tentacle cum and covered in sprinkles :00 < nsfw
:33 < i'm so close to getting tentabanged with donuts stacked on them :00 < nsfw
:33 < yearning is a slipurry slope to obsessing. :33 < one moment mewr wanting to know what they look like naked. :33 < the next moment mewr breaking into their hive, stealing their clothes, and watching them sl33p cause they're cute when they're unconscious :33 < i wrote this as a reply originally, but felt this required its own post too :33 :00 < nsfw
:33 < when is rose gonna pass the ball on all these hung gr33n girls??? :00 < nsfw
"how would nepeta react if someone straight up asked to pail with her?" :33 < thank mew fur mewr question!!! :33 < it would depend on who asks me i guess!! :33 < i furry rarely say no though :33c :33 < all these questions makes me think someone out there wants to pail me! :00 < nsfw
"is nepeta a top or bottom? asking for a friend" :33 < thanks fur mewr question!!! :33 < i am a switch, purrefurably i am a power bottom or top!! :33 < i will be a submissive bottom though if mew can ofur power me. :33 < as always i respect the laws of the wild ofur all!!! :33 < so mew'll have to get aggressive with me to really put me in purrlace >:33 :00 < nsfw