Nepeta Leijon
@arsenicCatturbate
I'm a cat! Pet me and give me treats. If mew treat me right i'll be a good kitty fur mew! I do have a habit of killing helpless animals though. And I am very 100d so be aware of that. I suppawse.
((Man having narcolepsy really makes rps tough.
:33 < i'm so furrickin gr33n
:33 < freak on a leash but it's worm on a string :33 < send chit
:33 < karkitty one time asked me: "why the fuck are you like this, leijon? whats it all for?" :33 < and to that i said: ":33 < meow"
:33 < asmr pov: ac pins mew down and furrce f33ds mew furrench fries fur furriday
B33 < asmr [pov] [role refursal] ac breaks fr33 and starts f33ding you furench furies instead
:33 < can a doctor purrlease heal the eagle? :33 < i want to commit tax fraud
:33 < i don't get why so many people dont want to s33 alpurrnates. :33 < sure i met one alpurrnate of me and it made me realize i got the nepeta bad ending. :33 < but shitpeta is purretty neat
i pretty much never met any until this particular part 0f paradox space. m0re chill than expected. and for any that aren't it's n0t like i didn't already know i was a bitch. n0t much two say t0 myself in either case.
:33 < reading is fur nerds
:33 < its okay men if mew n33d to cry i'll be there to call mew a pussy to help
:33 < except mew nak nak. mew can cry beclaws mewr manly enough to make it look manly
:33 < anyone wanna yank on my new leash? :33 < i got it furrom the new purresident of pet purrlay :00 < suggestive
well tickle me mother fucking purple in the face. I THINK YOU NEED A TALL BOY TO MOTHER FUCKING SWING ON ALRIGHT. like uhhh. WHAT DO THEY CALL IT. oh yeah enrichment.
:33 < nap time! :33 < *ac faceplants on to the stone of her cave*
ill tch at who i want. especially dumbass cats who should know their place. <3<.
:33 < don't mew hate it when mew get in a fight with mewr meowrail :33 < and then he throws mew hundreds of f33t into the air to get mew to stop hissing at him and then catches mew?
:33 < asking purridan what day it is so i can hear his dumb ass accent say :33 < "it's chewsday innit?"
:33 < well its tavros day. mew know what that means :33 < give mewr local tavros head! :00 < nsfw
oH, wOW, tHAT'S, wELL, nOT EXACTLY WHAT, tHE HOLIDAY, iS ABOUT BUT, wE ALL HAVE OUR OWN WAYS, tO CELEBRATE, aHAHA, eHE,
:33 < when is nepeta day, i want people worshipping me
if you ever asked me to grab something from a high shelf, i would do it and then when you reach for it i would keep dangling it over your head just barely out of your reach
:33 < and then i'd kick mew in the bulge!! :33 < h33h33 that does sound fun!
do you know how many bulge push ups i do every night? that shit is nothing to me, man.
:33 < *ac looks at hand* :33 < *ac smirks*
:33 < hey guys what should i be fur hallow33n? i'm clawnsidering a sexy nurse
y0u could base it 0ff vriska's weird older alt. then it can be terrifying tw0.
:33 < nya!
:33 < a middle name??? :33 < i have a hard time remempurring furst names!
:33 < i'm happy with my badges :33 :33 < thanks junior!