Nepeta Leijon
@arsenicCatturbate
Im a kitty cat who likes shipping her friends!! My furriends call me a femcel but I think they're just jealous of my kitty swagger. I am kinda blunt but I just like to keep it real mew know?
:33 < i pawlways thought my most liked post would be a :00 < nsfw post :33 < turns meowt all i had to to do was tell @araneaegrapple to delete his account
:33 < it was a joke more than anything lol :33 < but he is kinda a dick
>>| .i .understand you. nevertheless, .a bulge .is .a bulge, but .a good .one.
You like my dickheaded-ness, don't even kid yourself. Still a 8ad cat 8y the way!!!!!!!! >::::/
:33 < uwu *drains mew bank account cutely*
:33 < meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow :00 < meowposting2027
:33 < sometimes i furrget some of mew have like. purrmal lives and jobs and stuff! :33 < getting to and furrom work, paying bills, yadda yadda. sounds exhausting!! :33 < i wake up efurryday in my cave, catch some food, take a nap, draw some yaoi, on occasion kill some losers intruding my woods.
:33 < i'm f33ling greasy and sweaty and bloody. i cant get the purrple out of my coat
:33 < okay if anyone comes into my jungle let me know befurr hand :33 < if i dont recognize mew i might assume mewr a poacher. :33 < which have b33n becoming more of a purroblem recently. :33 < which will mean i'll attack furst and nefurr ask questions :33 < so if mew let me know mewr in the area furst i won't kill mew on sight.
:33 < bandaged shoulder meow. gonna have limited mobility fur a bit :33 < but the good news is that the poachers are gone- there was a human, a clown, and a cerulean
:33 < @nerfclawcranes:00 < 3088 is my fafurrite purrson on here :33 < none of mew come close to the aura this gremlin has.
:33 < i return. i am coffured in blood though so im gonna shower and i'll be back
:33 < actmewally. im gonna go kill those poachers tonight.
:33 < fun kitty fact: a cats reaction time is so fast, that when a snake strikes them, they can dodge and knock them back faster efurry single time!! :33 < a snakes strike happens faster than mew can blink by the way!!
:33 < sharpening my claws. i have an early hunt tomorrow. :33 < i have found poachers on my land.
:33 < *ac drops a dead squakbeast at mewr f33t* :33 < fur mew!
............................an acceptable offering to your superior (me) (a dog) (dog's are better than cat's)
:33 < yeah mewr right, that was nefurr believable ;33
:33 < i wish i had someone to chew on. :33 < equihiss won't let me anymore beclaws "my t33th are too sharp"
D---> I would, if you didn't chew so STRONGLY nepeta.
:33 < me:*licks lips* i'm so excited!! :33 < karkat then pushes me ofurr and calls me a weirdo fur licking his lips
:33 < someone asked me once what was the hardest thing fur me to kill! :33 < well the simple answer is what i failed to kill. so furr thats only b33n my meowrail :33 < when i tried to kill him when we furst met he picked me up by the hair and threw me into the air and i crashed into a meowntain. it was pawsome
D---> Very young, if I do recall correctly barely out of the wriggler stage in our development, ah those were better and more simple times.
:33 < yeah mewr right- mew were still so strong!! :33 < i think if mew did that to me meow mew'd kill me!
D---> Yes...or at the very least leave you in a paralyzed state for the rest of your life, thankfully we don't get into scuffles like those anymore.
:33 < nah of course nyot!! :33 < that was when we furst met- :33 < i do pawnder how it would go fur us meow though, i'm a lot faster than i was when i was a pupa, and mewr a lot stronger!!
D---> I think I would still win even after all these sweeps.
D---> As if that would be difficult task for me, I could catch you very easily.
:33 < not if i was trying to avoid mew i'm really really fast equihiss
D---> Hmmm very well nepeta if you sat so, but I know the true outcome of the fight.
:33 < *ac locks mew in a jar and shakes it around real fast*
:33 < nasa p33po
:33 < also instead of rings their kitty collars but they still like make mew crazy and stuff :33 < smeagol is a girl failmewr cat girl
:33 < troll of the rings but i'm sauron and all of the orcs are kitty maids, and the balrog is a giant cat