♠ hated by @arsenicCatturbate
human kid who broke the barrier. "fern". kicked my fucking ass with the dreemurr monster boy. barely lived. demon eye was removed and shattered. i fled. still have my powers. dont know what to do now. was hoping i would have died a lot easier.

we all relapse from time to time. dont beat yourself up over it, recovery is a rocky road with a lot of bumps and dips

please dont compare that *thing* to me. ...but thank you. youre a good kismesis. i think.
sure. you can try and kill me once im done on this version of earth. have to wait for some dumb human kid to finish fighting some guy and then break a magic spell or something. dont know if you saw my selfie earlier with the destroyed city though. i did that. singlehandedly. just saying.

<3

#nsfwe? i guess gunplay could be cool though

dont know whether to laugh or cry rn. think im just gonna block and ignore it so i never have to see it again. shouldve done that earlier.

fuck off.
@karmaDagger whats the matter dawg. not gonna take my advice? you dont want to become me, right? kill yourself and save us both the trouble then. ah, fuck, who am i kidding. youll probably fail like you did with the attempts when you wanted to defy the angel eye. youre pathetic.

yeah.

no. maybe a little. just this thing is bad news

hi cat

please dont fucking talk to this guy
EEPIC FAP BATTLEESS OF JIZZEERY GOONING VEERSSUSS JORKING BEEGIN #nssfw

> falling asleep at computer > obviously tired > get up and move to bed > immediately not tired

fuck you

karma weird hornyposting mind the tag's unquirk to read VvvvvvvvvvvV ^^^^^^^^^^ #nsfw #nsfwe #knifeplay #stabbing #violence #woundfucking?

...maybe.

computer run kick this dumbass cat off the keyboard. anyway hi. been a bit. almost kind of missed you maybe.

VvvvvvvvvvvV well now im in a mood. time to cut myself and imagine its someone else gently dragging the blade along my skin while i whimper beneath them ^^^^^^^^^^
in case any()ne has been cagey in my presence and i khn()w, i am quite ðe g()d t() beh()ld but i am aware ()f my s() called "variant" status n() need t() tipt()e ar()und ðe fact i may n()t be ðe prime iterati()n, but i am still a g()d n()neþeless

No, I don't think I will.

For a website that insists upon a certain age bracket before being allowed to create an account, a large quantity of you certainly act like wrigglers. Why are you as a grown troll/human/other thing I don't care about roleplaying as if you are a video game character? Roleplaying is already such an immature passtime to be participating in. You should carry who you are and the bearing you hold with your head held high. You really don't need to pretend to be a character from Looney Tunes: Back In Action 44 or...whatever it is you do.

karma beam

the fuck i only have the one eye dont do that

can i just fight 1000 ducks i think itd be an even match

An EntIRRRE pack In onE sIttIng??oh dEaRRR. MaybE you would lIkE somE gum InstEad??

pretty high 0pinion 0f your skills there but i am c0ntractually obligated f0r the moment tw0 agree. sell terrible cl0thing items. co0k for pe0ple that don't exist anym0re. not get my fucking kittyd0odle @arsenicCatturbate

let's do #unhealthyweek #negative #negativity

Kill Yourself #cw-suicide #cw-suicide-baiting

THE HOLE IS IT'S MOUTH. (:B

Dirk seems to be doing much better today... thank god!!

you're wrong and that's okay, she's the best and that's a fact

Nepeta, kindly shut the fuck up.
“feeling de-ious” yet she *ont return my texts i see ho* it is

what is a maryam

8=D < No, I need to keep her intackt!

8=D < Does anypony hoove advice on getting b100 stains out of white fur?

8=D < Rarity 100ks so mare-velous in her new tack. #WaifuWednesday #MLP #HoofbeastPlay #Pony

Kesha.

THAT WAS OBSCENE AND HORNY. GET SPRAYED

🚿

i can't tell if that hate react was because she d0esn't like want t0 see my tits 0r because she d0esn't want t0 wait until 20k kult t0 see my tits.

i'll p0st tits at 20k kult.

why are people still going on about that as if someone here doesnt kill a motherfucker at least once a day. yes. i said a slur. it aint gonna happen again. im also not gonna tolerate people constantly and repeatedly being pieces of shit to people i care about. block me for the slur, thats fine. cater your internet experience. repeatedly bully my friend's for shit they cant control and youre getting your fucking ass kicked.

yes and im gonna cough it all over you

idiot

print("probably helps out the odds") print("although from personal experience not by much")

higher noww that youvve asked.

grrrrrr shut the fuck up youre making me look stupid right now. thats how bad i want you back. gonna fuckin pin you down and sink my teeth into you and make you bleed

im not about to be dissed by some dog-themed alien

fight club 2

youre my kismesis dumbass im obligated to hate all your chitt's. and anyway i dont think i have a right to be jealous of anyone

(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— (ฅ^ω^ฅ)! —— (˘ ³˘)
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This Letter Comes From @karmadagger To @arseniccatturbate , It Goes As Follows: "i Hate You And You Make Me Feel Physically Sick. Ill Always Be Better Than You By My Nature As A Dog-aligned Person And Im Going To Put You In Your Mf Place, Cat. Uh. <3<" yikes! Sorry About Earlier Then https://forms.gle/7aadgn4mm9m5qbfn6

@arsenicCatturbate annoying ass cat

..oh i just realized the text emoticon for the spade is like. i mean its a spade sure but also <3 <3< (: (:< its an angry heart thats cute

Q98: "a cornball so corny... it's a crime (https://media.tenor.com/f-bBJs34kxEAAAAM/so-much-fun-it%27s-a-crime-walter-nelson.gif)" (anon) A98: i just realized karma is holding a ball of corn in this scene #qna https://forms.gle/3p7xuaHPga6o28Yn6

wrorng ive never done anything cattlkke and nver will

..yyes maam

what washthat you said ealriir about a dog barking itup to the whole beighborhood?

i know i don’t feel like one most of the time. but i am a person. i exist even when it isn’t convenient for you.

fucking pussy. what an absolute cowardly asshole.

pretend i posted a puppet gif here. #puppet

bile in the back of my throat.

i’d like to think i’m allowed to be bitter.

.. no, that’s stupid. this is too much feeling.

hahahahaha. i mean id be down to fuck her yeah but i dont even know what its actually like to.. hate someone like that. #nsfw

i dont know? there have been like two instance's where i thought i had pitch feelings for someone but in both it was really just cause they mildly frustrated me and i get attached easily. i dont even have a frame of reference for what kismesisitude is really like cause im a human

chittr i need quad advice. what do you do when someone genuinely has a pitch crush on you

fuck yes dude

cute.
D --> I have been informed that I put my title in incorrectly D --> For this error I will subject myself to 100 lashings from the company riding crop D --> Do not try to stop me D --> I deserve it

stfu dumbass cat

sorry nepeta. im a flushed girl now.

not posting my bulge anymore. length or anything. confidential secret only for my matesprit. ok. cool. yea. #nsfw

︻デ═一 DUDE. JU5T WHEN 1 TH1NK 1M 5AFE THE 0THER 0NE 5TART5 5H0V1NG H15 FUCK1NG FR0ND5 0NT0 MY HATE BUTT0N. UGHGHGHGHGHHG

Yeah I don't think it's comin' down anytime soon after Aradia had to throw you through the window.

I can't even argue. I AM three apples tall
<<using the uwu cutesey annoying bullshit facade so no one looks deeper into you is such a pathetic fawning display>>
>B] my take on dat mutie shi is liek >B] >B] idk man >B] >B] jst dont be liek dat >B] >B] u kno ppl not gon fw u so liek maybe jst make yoself more fuckwitable >B]

What Mr Penis Is Alive How So I Thought That War With Not Mr Penis Made Both Of Them Vanish I Saw That On Live Such A Surprising Day Today #dashwatching

<<"woahh,, puppy,,">>

are you #partofthepack
>[@imJunior I once again require your prezzence. I muzzt have the puppymoded badge.]<
>[Wait holy zzhit there izz a dog badge. I am an honorary dog. Barkmom told me zzo.]<

no
I wonder if I could make suspenders look hot.

_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Mad you were tricked, little purrbeast? Mad patchs showed you how stupid you really are??? Mald more, kitten! KYAHAHAHA!
yknow. it feels awfully nostalgic to be part of social media again in a way. i used to be online a fuuck ton in the past but i kinda stopped once i moved in with my friends and just kinda lived life as normal. so its nice to like, be able to be part of a community in a sense with yall mew!! <3

hey queen i sawv your chit about howv highbloods are trash and i just wvanted to let you knovw that i agree. though i myself am a highblood (ugh) i am on your side. "one of the good ones" as some may say. by the wvay i nevwer noticed howv fat your boobies are til nowv, but theyre awvesome. #feminism #suggestivwe

i mean s)(es still there obviously but it's not really mind control...it's more just telling me what to do im not forced into anything :)

Salted caramel cheesecake.

Cap (×3).

............................an acceptable offering to your superior (me) (a dog) (dog's are better than cat's)

dumbass cat

it’s like 9 am so i’m finally going to bed goodnight shittr

so just a reminder just because i think meenah variants are objectively better than everyone doesn't mean i hate you all i like a lot of you still!!!

meenah's are objectively better than pretty much everyone on here

>for anyone seeking validation or recognition from the dash right now >know that you're not alone in wanting to be seen >i want you to be seen too >seen as the spineless fucking cuck you are LOLOLOL

i'm literally just a dog, nothing more or less don't read into it :) #doghour

I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH HATERS WHAT’S GOING ON.

somethiiing in my aaaass ooooh oooooo oooo #nsfw

six seven people on chittr right now

THIS IS THE WORST POST ON THIS WEBSITE.

I MISS MY NEPETA.

bark bark #barkposting

the second one is just playstation fan's. ill take the bacon

yeah thats what i said. playstation fan's

No. Absolutely not...
>B[ dis y i don't fw green bloods bruh da moment u try 2 get rite w they start tryna go on sum apex predator animalistic shi >B[ >B[ MAN FUCK U N YO RAIL!! >B[

It is a gift bestowed upon me. Not a parlor trick. I must decline....
SHUT UP!!! I °D° KN°W EVERYTHIN9 JSUT... N°T C°NCRETELY!

Haha number go up.

Will you react to this post for literally no reason at all? I just like seeing the number go up on my notifications.
heh..welcome to the edgy side of chittr #cringeposting

CLOWNS. TCH.

@arsenicCatturbate says: *notices bulge* owo whats this? :33 < is it pink? ask my matesprit #meenahmania

i #lowve_hawving_sex #nsfwv

maybe in the same way that a pug is considerwed cute because of the pity you may feel watching it wrwithe about trwying to brweathe well they call that gap moe

guys i am NOT posting that

grrrrrrrr >:/
i remember this fascinatin study that showwed morale improvved in jade blood cavverns 200% wwhen they had a man to obey in there #nsfwwe #nsfwwe

i never understood the hype with chocolate? i guess i just dont like it all that much >X3

stand ground and bark wildly

i hope you choke on your own blood <3<
...this is your reminder...to drink water...and fix that...gamer posture...(.ᐟ)

Mwwah....

partially because i hate the fucker but also it fits #wwcd will no longer stand for what would cronus do it should instead stand for what would condesce do! this is a much better option and shows how you should think about how if whatever you are going to post will benefit or upset her imperious condescension :)

<<"you should go handle that!! hehe">>

NO you misunderstand my threat I am not MAKING ANYPUPPY #PREGNANT I am MAKING YOU ROUND !! !! THIS IS A THREAT !! !! !! LIKE 8ALLOON AND THEN YOU WILL POP !! !! !! I have attached a diagram for those confused
Blows up every cat on this site.

let it be known that PHUNTR GUYNAX also known as #thephunt just TRIED to KILL ME to cause some sort of ONE DAY LONG ARC where im actually DEAD but then COME BACK AS A REVEAL and then things go back to normality even though THEY SUPPOSEDLY ARE DIFFERENT NOW #lying

OKAY wrap it up yuri is now BANNED statewide

#vagueposting

SGRUB UPDATE figured out why there were NO imps on the surface ALL the underlings are in dungeons underground LOL #livesgrubbing

(⊱♓︎⊰) no not sleeping >:(

The block button is looking oh so appetizing.

Your quickly becoming my second least favorite person on here @arsenicCatturbate

-_-

Why am I even on here.

The same for yourself. Indeed we do ma'am.

People.

Im quite fine just calling you all incompetent idiots who cannot do anything for themselves.

Good.

Hello ma'am.

That's it, that's the post.

You all are incompetent.

Not as if I plan on doing anything with any of the inferior people on here. I don't mind letting people know what I am about.

I am honored to hear that.

If they aren't worse off after I'm done dating them genuinely what's the point.

I am bisexual In the way that no matter who I get with they will be the waste of space to ever exist who is absolutely terrible at anything and everything. And then I fix them by curiosity of dating them and dump them when they are emotionally stable and reliant on me.

-_-

Oh, fuck you.

Not happening.

Very much so.

Your all degenerates.

Good point, goodbye.

Truthfully riveting stuff.

About what.

A shame, suppose I'll have to find other variants out there.

I would like to meet these versions.

Every post makes me more and more concerned.

Watching paint dry.

Well I do not.

It's ever growing.

No there's more, you just summarized the obvious ones.

Those are all the reasons I hate you.

Does anyone have the exact coordinates of @lilShitpeta I would just like to "talk" with them.

I am not, nor ever will horny post on this gog forsaken site. #nsfw

I Need to work on my fish puns

I will keep you posted ma'am.

As to tease the onlookers while answering your question, I found a way to improve myself and abilities.

I have plans, lots of them, not for your ears obviously only her Majesty is allowed to hear them.

Bitch.

Gog Fucking damnit.

Suffer and die for eternity.

Fuck off

Fuck off.

I think I hate cats.

the great and mighty caliborn reduced to this? HA! MORE than expected

i miss you do you miss me?

I Will Not Become A Uranium Rock Again

lowbloods.have.naturally.lower.iq

dont you mean cofurred

too late

No.

you are not even a troll. IT DOES NOT AFFECT YOU. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I DEAL WITH

Wow. That's a lot of likes.

H3Y, SORRY FOR TH3 1N4CT1V1TY! B33N SP3ND1NG 4 LOT OF T1M3 W1TH MY K4RK4T.

C'mere Chittr users. I have a gift. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8b5b487b7092.jpg

phuntr guynax

so wvhen *i* post about collaring doggirls im the bad guy but vwhen anyone *else* does it... #nsfvw #wvagueposting
i think i need a moirail
biggest panache knowwn to trollkind someone should pap me until it feels better haha jk unless
Awooooooooo

:33< not meowch
][Hey @dailyQuests i Know the Quest was 7 but Does like 20 rats Count they Would not Stop 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 Coming.][

like this post to join #windclan im the leader btw

☆ breaKing into a highbloods Kar, seeing their tin of breath mints in the console and liKKing every single one before stealing their radio☆

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0913608ac5bc.jpg Rele\/\/ant.

beam struggle

i do not YEARN it is beneath me i conjure i manifest i evvoke #dailyaffirmations #majyyk #sorcery
nuh uh! i think YOU'RE the fake kittykat around here! you're comparing yourself to me? hah! you're not even good enough to be my fake!!
i think i should smooch my wife she's cute:33
i'll make you eat those words!!
They just couldn't see That it was me needing you, not you needing me They just couldn't see That a puppet loosely strung is not who I wanna be They just couldn't see That it was me needing you, not you needing me They just couldn't see That a puppet loosely strung is not who I wanna be I'm tied to so many things I don't need to do I'll loosen my strings to feel more like you I'm tied to so many things I don't need to do I'll loosen my strings to feel more like Y🎱U #lyricposting

#nothinghour

hmm, that wvas something but not quite enough. hovw about... ewveryone ssumes jades wvould be the most submissiwve and breedable caste, but its actually bronzebloods. sure the olivwes are the furries but the mudbloods are the ones wvhod moo if you handled em just right. theyre the ones wvith the most pendulous udders, the most grabbable horns, maybe ewven the most lusii issues. absolute fantastic lays if you can find a good one #nsfvw

I will not Serketpost. I will not.
It seems none of you have very good taste.

Who would like to join my viewing party for toy story
PETEY: WHY AM I ALWAY IN JAIL!!! >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ) ME: SORRY BOUT THAT 🥶🥶🥶✌️✌️✌️✌️ >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ)
THE ORABNGE CAT IS THE BAD CAT. YOU ARE ALSO BAD CAT >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ)
HAHA FUCK YOU HTTPS://MEDIA.DISCORDAPP.NET/ATTACHMENTS/895343870034997310/1501945419729600592/LATEST.PNG?EX=69FDEB2C&IS=69FC99AC&HM=34927B1A6EA9BD1B8D7E4E9414631965A66EBC1CE775ABA96320FF7B2560D08D&=&FORMAT=WEBP&QUALITY=LOSSLESS&WIDTH=499&HEIGHT=396 >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ)
🐾did'ya hear aboUt the New restaUraNts oN the mooNs? the food is faNtastic at both of 'em, bUt they both lack ''atmosPhere''! hehe,
woofwoofoofwoofoofwoofwoofoofwoofooff

((THIS IS A TEST PLEASE IGNORE.
I feel much better. Thank you all for your continued support of my journey. Please be sure to check out my upcoming ttrpg campaign, #lairsandlusii. https://forms.gle/Bq6XHsJzWDwm6WDc9

my fAcE is fInE

NOTP.
not to be problematic, but killing people is generally pretty rude, in my opinion 🙇♀️

i understand your concerns and will let my secretary know, so she can start implementing some changes to help make you become more comfortable with my typing (i do not have a secretary)

to all the people waking up i'D like to restate that i am campaigning for president/CEO of the megacorporation macro cullsmos. you might ask questions like "don'T they already have a president?" and "aren'T you the guy that put in an application so bad they offered you the position of unpaid intern?" and to those questions i'D say fuck you i'M not taking questions at this current time. as president of macro cullsmos the first thing i would do is frivolously waste company money satisfying myself amusingly. the second? would be paying my tax on time. please show support with the hashtag #phuntr4prez

wa+er
,,,get off,,,my po$t,,,you $tuttering fuck,,,
I think she was lying to you.
Thats uh Not how the game plays

Mfs on the yes and website can't even yes and proper. 🙄
1 HAVE BEEN BAN1SHED. NEXT T1ME. NEEEEEXT T1111111ME.

(°. 𖦹r #midbl𖦹𖦹dm𖦹nday perhaps if y𖦹u wanna be m𖦹re inclusive .°)

Robots do not have a womb, sorry. #NSFW

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f6517236362.png yum yum dinner #nsfl #food #horror
Watch For Rolling Spheres That Crush Olive Catgirls


You guys would be so much happier if you were playing paperclip game instead of arguing on the internet.
✨️The stars today...✨️ ... warn against impatience. Those of you with sharp tongues should be aware of who you're speaking to. Fate is hunting for karmic losers today, so keep your dumb head down and your smart mouth shut. Lucky numbers today are 1, 11, 29, 31, 36, 41, and 47! #dailyhoroscope #fortune

NO W4R ONLY COMFORT!!!! #P1LLOWFORT

/'\/e posted /ots of smut, just not here. /t's on the other site. The one a certain maid of high ranking enjoys `>.>˴

No.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907062010485805070/1493382455527215284/Screenshot_20260413_184804_Chrome.jpg?ex=69dec44b&is=69dd72cb&hm=3752206ec1b3f09a5b9a8b51ab7c82265b3a70a9ef45c4c0c027b3640f0a804c& Nice 91.

Ple★se t★ke notes. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d77612f8602★.png
Y💋U KN💋W, MAYBE IT'S THE TH💋UGHT THAT C💋UNTS

ERM… WHAT THE DERP?

ALL YOUR LISTS SUCK.

I did not tell you to do that. The fire department is volunteer-based and we currently only have one member. Perhaps consider signing up to join the fire department instead.

I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg

Death Stranding is the first Strand Type game.
< ||| > | 533 `/0[_].

there is a lovweable hateable energy I bring to this wvebsite https://64.media.tumblr.com/5313fd08f43b8e0feabbf7395c1f2e1b/0f30dc808ba0bbff-e0/s400x600/9e87386b179db12cbb38d3db1ff000eff754167b.png
if the feed is too slow for erisol then i will take it upon myself to fix that

i know what i am. i'm not an alpha or Beta. in fact the whole notion of "Alphas" Has long since been Outdated and Debunked as Provably false. The term Alpha, Beta and Omega have long since been used to differentiate between Parent and child....So calling you an Alpha is essentially the same as calling you Mom or dad....

Ah. You're all taking the tests again. That's what. A week exactly. A week and change.

xx_a_girl_is_a_type_of_creature_that_is_6'5"_and_has_sharp_teeth_and_loves_2_keep_pathetic_boyz_in_her_basement_xx

xx_no_<3_xx

:33< thank mew chief!

:33< effurytime mew hate my shit i get 1% more powerfur

#Coontrooversial: cloown bulge cannoot be that gooood 8\ #nsfw

A shame I am not kissing anyone as of now.
She needs a good stabbing
Nostus is talking to shitpeta, this is almost as bad as her talking to mindfang or jade

My sudden engagement is not an attack, nor is it provocation. Merely a course of action required.

IT’S ACTUALLY A FRUIT.

To think my heats brought forth such spawn from the slurry. #nsfw

AMA. http://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1b23a98a6532.png

careful you're in perfect spray distance

new hobby unlockeD: chasing people with a spray bottle

"= why is everyone so. /like this/. on. their mains, i could never. ="
꩜Why do we need to choose between girlbulge and boynooK. Why can’t we enjoy botH. Why do we always need to fight when we can have the best of both worlds togetheR.꩜

There's no hypocrisy here. I used the word "typically" to imply exceptions to the rule, and furthermore I am not a "people".

You know if you ask kindly enough people will typically donate their blood to you. I held a blood drive, massive success.

No. I'm different.

yeah no thanks

i see others organizing little hangouts and stuff at their hives on here and i honestly get really envious of it but that's just me, idk i'm just trying to find shit to chit about at this point

concept: pitchbaiting your blackrom crush by purposefully commenting dense things on their chits or starting arguements just to feel the thrill of them inching closer to snapping and putting you in your place (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, pitchfic, blackrom, #nsfw, asking for it, <3<, chittr mention, out of quadlock, archive rating: M)

im not listening to you btw

ok animal tierlist except i just used the template so theres only so many on here https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3d99d3c3b856.png
STOP PITYING AND HATING MY CHITTS AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!

thats it youre going into the grease pit

buge
HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/ACHECWA0VHDP6DU4/2026-04-02_23-07.PNG HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/ACHECWA0VHDP6DU4/2026-04-02_23-05.PNG SOME PPL DONT SEE THE MINDSET
im so fucking tired im not sexist i just think having genuine crazily huge boobs is impractical and stupid i also feel the same way about men who have crazy muscles but oh its sexist when a woman is mentioned no its fucking not grow up im expressing my opinion dont like it dont interact did we learn nothing about anything #rant #nsfw
guyz im actually not zeriouz about hating eridan week btw i waz bored i #dontgiveazhit
assertiwve vwomen vwith mental health issues feel free to send me a dm.

STOP HATING MY SHIT, FUCKERS

IVE BEEN WANDERING FOR LIKE AN HOUR WHERE THE FUCK IS A GOOD BURGER SPOT.
[After eating their healthy soup, the two girls and the town set out on their journey to find the motherfucking cat so they could kill it and get back to their regular Pony Pal shit. As they rode, Pam looted a sweatshirt from a conveniently-nearby corpse. Anna didn’t ask Pam how she knew the corpse was there.] “This sweatshirt will make a perfect [smothering tool] for the cat,” she said. When they went back outside, Acorn was still standing at the fence, looking into the woods. The Pony Pals [thought he was idly contemplating the terrifying vacuum that one inevitably finds when searching for any sort of meaning in existence, as he was wont to do. Little did they know that today, Acorn was brooding on a more personal terror. Minos would be coming for him, and Acorn had a feeling that the moment of his arrival would be very soon indeed. And then that infernal cat would lead Acorn somewhere. He would use no halter or reins, but Acorn knew that this was the one rider that he could not buck.] “We have important work to do today,” Anna told Acorn. “We’re going to look for [that unholy] cat[, and then we are going to embrace our basest and most primal bloodlust and rend its head from its body.”] Anna put her left foot in the stirrup and swung up on the saddle [for what Acorn knew would probably be the last time. Acorn was not one for sentimentality. Emotions, he had found, started to fade from one’s mind after the first few thousand years of living. But Minos’ words the other day had reawakened something within him. Why did he let Anna put a saddle on him? His previous riders had all been mighty gladiators, inspiring leaders of men, brilliant warrior-poets, or chefs of above-average talent. And now... Anna Harley, Pony Pal. He was no unicorn, attracted to and tamed by the purity of a young woman. Then again, Anna was far from pure. But it was not her bloodthirstiness that had drawn Acorn to her either. Was it really, as Minos had tauntingly suggested, fear of his own power and his increasing inability to properly control it? Acorn had to admit that he was getting old. Getting tired. Was he trying to sequester himself, to forget all the he had been, and the potential he had? The potential to be what had never before been, and what could barely be at all? Was Anna the steel-lined concrete containment building around the nuclear fusion reactor that was his mind? Anna took up Acorn’s reins and led him into the woods. Together, they melted into the tree line. All three — the girl, the pony, the woods — were lovely, dark, and deep. But Acorn had a promise to keep. And miles to go— and miles to go] #DetectivePony












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