♥ liked by @cesarianAqueduct
my type is someone who gonna PAY M-E for lookin good & i like em a lil aggressive an bitey too even if they aint got the gold to be worth lookin at #nsfw #getrichquick #makeitbling
Myyyyy type Is someone Who'd, like, Worship me Every step Of the Way~
If y0ure int0 em0ti0nally unavailable mean girls d0n't talk t0 me
HI THERE AQUARIUS! WANNA JOIN ME IN NOT BREAKING OUT OF DIMENSIONAL TYRANT THERAPY?
my type are those wwho dutifully promoted #eridanwweek
W0rds y0u sh0uldn't use if y0u want t0 hit 0n me: -rizz -g00n
Gh0sts 4r3 h0t.
I t)(ink )(e's dolp)(in flipping out. 80
Thank you Peaches, let's keep our beaches trash free
Y3ah fr I catch on3 of yall ditching your tra2h on th3 b3ach im fucking you up on 2ight
T)(is is your random reminder to not litter on t)(e beac)(es. 8) #begoodlittleguppies #idontlikegettingupset
D --> I would say what my type is but I had a whole bingo thing for that
ppl dont talk enough abt how fucking HUNGRY testsoterone makes u like holy fuck i need to tear up some fast food rn
Ocray, but you're goin to piss off their employers and TH-EN wwho's gonna be stuck payin people off?
would you let me yap to you about all my bones and where i found them while i ride you? #nsfw
Stick to the ones at flarp, you're givvin us a bad rap.
1 w1ll bl0w wh4t3v3r c0ntr4pt10n y0u put m3 1n, 1 4m N0T 4 b4tt3ry.
six seven?
i love you so much id keep your bones after you died
GOMENNASAI. SOME OF US HAVE JOBS. AND COULD NOT GO TO THE GAY (?) HUMAN (?) ORGY (?). TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. AND I WILL DECIDE. IF GOING BACK IN TIME. TO CATCH THE SHITSHOW. IS WORTH IT. #ERIDANWEEK #NSFW
My Sustained Post-alcohol Headache Unfortunately Prevents Me From Attending #eridanweek Today. Someone Else Will Need To Take Up The Mantle Of Posting Poorly Timed Nudes Tonight. #nsfw
♰ my teeth are sharp enough to tear through your skin. then neither of us would have to worry about so called ultra processed garbage ♰
♰ fishing has to be.. the most... smelly.. disgusting and frivolous hobby... just.. go get a grub burger or something... ♰
you are a meantobunniesbeast.
♰ excuse me? i'll rip your pusher out and squeeze the excess of it into my mouth you salt sucking fish. ♰
♰ look some more hope the kicked up dirt clogs your gills til you suffocate ♰
legit question here but did you stop to consider that maybe "stinking human genitals" is a thing that like would hurt humans who are not just me to read? and that now you have been mean to all humans meaning that human girls now have a very good reason to turn you down out of hand and that this is like kind of selfsabotageing
hmmmm no not even during eridan week
my posts have been slowing down because i've been really busy writing / new album in 3 nights / i'm so excited
-- [tentacleTherapist] exploded. --
Company layoffs might be the way to go, if that's the case. - MC Oleana
Lining up the interns and punching them in the digestion bladder to artificially inflate my Kull score. #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
I particularly enjoyed the horror story writing from yesterday for #eridanweek. I will be writing more. You have been warned.
"i lovve the name of honor more than i fear death" -gaiius julius caegar #eridanwweek #day5
waking up to pretty women on your timeline should be the norm :D
Mind still addled from last night, but at least I'm remembering to put this tag here before I post and now I think I'm rambling how does one even ramble on a chittr post anyway here's some ass #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/15/b914d915ea29bc25991dabb6db4f10eecd481d3b.png
I can not solve the case of Eridanweek... I apologize to all I promised I would. https://i.ibb.co/3YrvtyDk/image-2026-04-03-083033583.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png Aw hell. #eridanweek #gotmyassbeat
🍌- HEY #ERIDANWEEK I am bringing my DANCING PECS and FRESHLY CUT KREMLING TAIL to the BBQ BOOTH!!! also @cesarianAqueduct I'm bringing your gun back, you should see how DUMB K. Rool looks without a TAIL!!!
🍌- HEY I NEED TO BORROW A LONG RANGE GUN. K. ROOL JUST DUMPED A BUNCH OF TRASH ALL OVER THE BEACH OF MY ISLAND. I WANNA SHOOT HIM IN THE ASS AND SEE IF HIS TAIL FALLS OFF.
🍌- @cesarianAqueduct I HEARD AROUND THE GRAPEVINE YOU CAN SHOOT PRETTY FAR. How would you like to shoot the tail off a DIRTY BEACH LITTERER named KING K.ROOL?
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
i have never been to a seadweller music festival celebration before or really anything like this ever but there is nothing that would ever keep me from seeing three oiled up men rolling around in a ring together especially if i get a chair to sit and watch nervously clutching my trembling knees while the threesome takes place #imcoming and #imreadytorumble at #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, fisting imminent, archive rating: M)
fuck 1T, wh1l3 w3'r3 4lr34dy h3r3 4nd g3tt1ng M4D fr34ky w1th 1t bcuz WOW you guyz 4r3 not pl4y1ng 4round?? 1f 4nyon3 w4nts to m4k3 out 4nd stuff h1t my dmz. >8;] #nsfw
Don't Be Surprised If I Show Up Outside Of Your Poor Excuse Of A Hive, You Worm.
No takers on the handies today?
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
im just sayin its kinda bullshit nobody did the scarf shibari one #eridanwweek
Presently most of the way through a pint of Häagen-Dazs® accompanied by Magic Shell®. Dark times call for drastic measures.
feelin vvery #mirthful as i loiter around by the amphora wwearin my baggy black cargo jeans wwith chains all ovver and big fuckoff shoes and a gorestained muscleshirt wwhile straight chuggin that wwicked elixir by the gallon till my digestion bladder cant take no more 3 as xaulyn wwas rollin up on damascull struttin like he owwned the wwhole assblasted stretch, BAM. a rainboww splattered blazelight burst forth from the heavvens like somebody shook the cosmic faygo bottle wway too hard 4 homeboy faceplanted instantly, horns rattlin, and he heard this double layered mystical vvoice blastin straight into his thinkpan "XAULYN, XAULYN... WWHY YOU OUT HERE HATIN, FAM?" 5 and xaulyn, shakin like a rustie at the tax audit croaked "wwho evven ARE you, big dog?" then the vvoice cracked into a gigglescream harmony "WWHO YOU THINK, NINJA? ITS THE HONK YOU CANT EVVA OUTRUN THE ONES YOU BEEN PERSECUTIN QUIT KICKIN AGAINST THE GOADZ, BRO! THE HONK ALWWAYS WWINS" 6 and xaulyn, trembling and absolutely mindfucked stammered "aight... aight... wwhat you wwant me to DO?" and the messiahs replied: "GET UP, LITTLE HOMIE ROLL INTO THE CITY, WWE GONNA HOLLA ATCHU WWITH THE REST OF THE PLAN THERE" 7 meanwwhile the trolls that wwere journeyin wwith him just stood there like "uhhhh???" hearin the cosmic wwhoop honk but seein absolutely nobody 8 xaulyn finally staggered up off the ground but wwhen he popped his ganderbulbs open... nothing dude wwas blind so his creww grabbed him by the frond like "come on bro" and hauled him into damascull 9 and for three wwhole wwipes he sat there on some stoic shit, just marinating in the miraculous aftergloww acts of xaulyn 9 #eridanwweek
Foolde Twiceee #nsfw https://i.imgur.com/mklm0bg.png
wwe are NOT OKAY #eridanwweek #mychemicalquadrants
Someone doesn't value their life too highly, it seems.
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111.
wwho wwants to see me do a cannonball into the wwavvepool from my airship #eridanwweek
bE CAREFUL jAKE, iT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR A, cREAM PIE, iNSTANT LOSS, tYPE, sCENARIO, iT CAN HAPPEN, tO ANY, oF US,
You'll Be Nothing But A Useless Heap Of Meat On The Ground After I'm Done With You.
♰ looking for help with my next shoot... need models able to pose limp... there is a possibility there will be blood :) #gore ♰
1 h4t3 h3r.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek, currently being threatened by @cesarianAqueduct ]
Is the location underwater? I still have yet to figure out a proper method to stay in deep hives for long periods
Well so much for the tealblood job tonight. The place is already on lockdown...poor girl was found culled while she was drafting documents, stapled right to her desk...well guess my evening is open again~ #gore #death #horror
[|||] sticking it in the ear sounds weird but also really hot,,, #nsfw
c4n 1 just punch you 1nst34d??
not go1ng to #3r1d4nw33k would r4th3r g3t FUCK3D up 1 th1nk. LM4O.
XOO < my stinky moirail banned me from going to #eridanw33k beclaws it is 'too dangerous' XOO < but it s33ms like a lot of my friends are there and it would be fun to say hi!!! even if i do not purrticularly care for the purrsnickety and purrticularly fussy troll it is all for XOO < bluhhhhhhhhh :33 < it is good he is not on here so i do not have to face the clawnsequences of throwing a hissy fit h33h33 #vent #eridanw33k
Admittedly My Day Has Not Been My Best I Took Upon Myself To Take A Commission Of Sorts For A Suit For A Certain Troll Who Shall Not Be Named Because He Got On His Knees And Started Begging And The Neighbors Started Coming Out To Stare At Me And I Have Been Trying To Perfect It For Hours But He Keeps Sending It Back Because “its Not Swwag Enough” What The Fuck Does That Even Mean
#eridanweek #nsfw #c0mmissi0n #selfcest day 2: cuck chair eridan gr0ans as he uncr0sses then cr0sses his legs again. it's hard t0 ign0re the gr0wing tightness in his pants, and n0t just because his hipster jeans are t00 skinny. they said he c0uld l00k but wasn't all0wed t0 t0uch. he didn't kn0w that meant he wasn't all0wed t0 t0uch himself either. the tw0 writhing nude grey b0dies 0n the l0ungeplank in fr0nt 0f him are making it difficult n0t t0. "h0ww d0 y0u like that?" m0ans an eridan. "wweh," m0ans yet an0ther eridan, w0rds escaping him. his wrists are pinned ab0ve his head in the hands 0f the t0p eridan. the t0p eridan plunges his ring-laden fingers in and 0ut 0f the fishy n00k bel0w him. t0ned legs are spread wide t0 give the eridan in a cuck chair a pr0per view 0f everything he's missing 0ut 0n. the t0p eridan grins. his sharp teeth glint in the light. he leans 0ver his captive sub t0 breathe c00lly 0ver the 0ther's gills. it's an intimate m0ment. the cuck whines, unsure if he wants t0 j0in in 0r f0r them t0 keep g0ing. the t0p feigns a whisper, l0ud en0ugh f0r their cuck t0 hear. "let's givve him a sh0w." @capti0usGestures @archiveAddict
Oh shit it's Trans Visi8ility Day? Might as well drop this 8om8 on the timeline then:::: Gender may 8e a lot more of a social construct on Alternia, 8ut it does exist, and I am what could 8e considered Transgender for a troll. Yeah, I was 8orn with a 8ulge. Not a n∞k. Wh8ver, don't 8e weird a8out it, you freaks.
i'm back bitches
whale if yall are off cullin people ion reelly got much to say aboat that so carry on or wuteva
- Eridan Week #EridanWeek
Ok If We Reach 108 Chittr Ppl In The Next Like Minute Free Sodas
h3yyyyyyy ch1tg4ng wh4t 1s UP????
NOW THIS. IS THE KIND OF WANTON MURDER. ABUSE OF CORPSES. AND REVENGE CYCLING. THAT EVERYONE ON ALTERNIA. SHOULD BE ENGAGED IN. CONSTANTLY. IF I COULD GIVE YOU A PRIZE. FOR BEST TROLL. THE SHINING EXAMPLE. ALL OTHERS SHOULD FOLLOW. IT WOULD BE UNMATCHED. IT WOULD BE UNMATCHED IN QUALITY. AND PRESTIGE. FITTING YOUR STATUS. UNFORTUNATELY. THEY DON'T PAY ME. TO STOKE HATRED. AND FOMENT DISCORD. SO ALL I HAVE TO OFFER YOU. ARE NASTY LICORICE BARKBEASTS. IN INDUSTRIAL QUANTITIES. AND THE ADMIRATION. OF A FELLOW VIOLENT LUNATIC.
what the fuck. they burned a giant s0llux effigy and didn't even tell me? i w0uld've thr0wn the first match.
Only the best.
i didn't even do anything / what
hi fans / everyone who listens to my music deserves the absolute world / i love you all
... I am glad you are an ally, valued constituent.
hot grlz hmu. >;]
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. DEBUTANT RAPTURUS CHARGES: VANDALISM (23 COUNTS), DISTURBING THE PEACE (1 COUNT), INCITING A MOB (1 COUNT), INCITING A FLASH MOB (1 COUNT), INCITING A FLASHING MOB (2 COUNTS), SLANDER (11 COUNTS), CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT SLANDER (1 COUNT), ATTEMPTING TO SEDUCE AN OFFICER OF THE LAW (4 COUNTS), SEDUCING AN OFFICER OF THE LAW (7 COUNTS) PLEA: "JUST LOOK AT ME, YOUR HONORABLE TYRANNY. CULLING A FACE LIKE MINE MUST BE A CRIME." VERDICT: DEFENDANT STABBED BY PROSECUTOR DURING THE TRIAL. PROSECUTOR SUBSEQUENTLY EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. DEFENDANT ACQUITTED. COMMENTS: "GRRRRHNG! R-R-R-RTCHKN." (HHT SPITS OUT PROSECUTOR'S HEAD AND SMASHES IT WITH A FIST.)
gerbildad deservves to die aint no wway some freebooter wwith a FUCKIN gerbildad has more quads filled than us
WELL WELL WELL. ANOTHER DAY. ANOTHER PIECE. HARD AT WORK GRINDING OUT THE ART ONCE AGAIN. I CALL THIS ONE : "I AM FUCKING BAD ASS". IT'S A PICTURE OF ME. OBVIOUSLY. BEING BAD ASS, ABOUT TO TEACH SOME DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS A LESSON. #ART #ARTISTRY #AWESOMEART #AMAZINGART HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/E90CC3ECB009.PNG
Drugs are fine as long as you're cool about it.
OH... HOW TERRIFYING IT IS TO BE THREATENED WITH THE REPERCUSSIONS OF NOT HAVING TO SEE SOMEONE'S IDIOTIC RAMBLING.
quads da superior form of romance btwaves. i mean i aint really dat interested in gettin involved in em (one exception <>) but we reely cooked wit dat. by we i mean me bc trolls + culture is basically all bc of me. u welcome
plus 2 eridans
wwe need an eridan button howw much do you think the greedy caegar grubbin mods wwill concede to
... No. I can't laugh yet. I've got to hold it in.
dont care i am occupied makin the floor plan for my neww amphitheater wwe are bringin back wwarrior masculinity #maritimerepublicathegreatfincelrevvolution
HOO HOO HOO. BEHOLD, WHORES. ANOTHER POST. ANOTHER BANGER. ANOTHER MASTER PIECE! THIS TIME, TITLED : A LORD AND HIS BITCH. TO CELEBRATE THE EXPONENTIAL GROWTH OF MY POSSE. ONCE AGAIN. INCREDIBLE ART. AMAZING EFFECTS. BAD ASS MUSCLES. HOT BITCHES. AND ME, IN THE CENTER OF IT ALL. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT. THIS IS ART AT ITS PEAK. #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #DEADSISTER #SISTERKILLER #KILLER #FUCKINGBADASS #BADASS #AMAZINGINCREDIBLEART #KICKASSART #MANGA #MANGAART #ANIMEART #MUSCLES #MASCULINITY #BLOOD #DEATH #LORDENGLISH #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #NSFW #BITCHES HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/6B62555FC11B.PNG
I can't believe I have to say this, and I believe I speak for my cohorts when I say this, but I will not be entertaining any accounts actively engaging in #incest. Odd that it happened twice in a single day. Odder that they're iterations of familiar faces, but in the mathematical inevitability of the multiverse, some of you have incurred a substantial enough quantity of brain damage so as to no longer even remotely resemble yourselves. ... But I just thought it would make you- I don't know- type differently! Not pork your relatives!!! #nsfw I assume.
> #n0wplay1ng: my 0rd1nary l1fe - the l1v1ng t0mbst0ne
D --> Me during a bulk #zahhakvisage D --> #nsfw just in case but it's just shirtless https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b776dd7583d8.png
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big ass meat on the bone gotta taste so fucking good
Find meaning within the meaningless, Platitude quota met,
\/\/\/\/hat in Her Imperious Condescension’s Armoire did ye just bark at me, ye scur\/\/y bilgerat? I’ll ha\/\/e ye kno\/\/\/\/ I be the meanest Orphaner this side o' port, and I’\/\/e led numerous raids on lo\/\/\/\/blood lusii, and assassinated a thousand suitors. I be trained in hit-and-run orphaning and be the deadliest \/\/\/\/ith a riflekind of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ s\/\/\/\/ag. I’ll ha\/\/e yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like ne\/\/er been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your ne\/\/\/\/fangled computing de\/\/ice? Think t\/\/\/\/ice on that, scally\/\/\/\/ag. As \/\/\/\/e parley I be contacting my secret net\/\/\/\/ork o’ sailors across the sea and yer port is being tracked right no\/\/\/\/ so ye better prepare for the typhoon, \/\/\/\/ee\/\/il. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll \/\/\/\/ipe ye off the map. Ye’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail any\/\/\/\/here, in any \/\/\/\/aters, and can kill ye in o’er se\/\/en hundred \/\/\/\/ays, and that be just \/\/\/\/ith me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line \/\/\/\/ith a cutlass, but I ha\/\/e an entire mariner fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to \/\/\/\/ipe yer arse off o’ the \/\/\/\/orld, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hat de\/\/ilish \/\/\/\/rath your jibe \/\/\/\/as about to incur, ye might ha\/\/e belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and no\/\/\/\/ ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all o\/\/er ye and ye’ll dro\/\/\/\/n in the depths o’ it. Ye'r G'l'bgolyb food no\/\/\/\/. #poetry #nsf\/\/\/\/\/\/ #noticemeempress #funny #minionmemes
n33d m3 a sp3cial bi^ch ^ha^ don^ complain abou^ how my fuckin hiv3 sm3lls bi^ch you sm3ll WORS3!!!! my fuckin inc3ns3 ar3 us3d ^o banish sm3lly ho3s lik3 YOU!!!
i said no one do anything at all while i was away not add rechits to the site
i feel like if i say dog stuff on here it just gets too predictable! maybe i should make a secret third sound. chirp chirp!!!
does anybody still say gpoy in this decade? #gpoy #wizards #artappreciation https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/26/wizardjpg.png
let's try this again. 10 <3s and the sweater goes. promise you'll get a better look. https://file.garden/ZJTpgoaUL3bz8vfI/chittr/vriskafic8d.png
plus 2 eridans
WE NEED MORE CHERUB$ ON THI$ $ITE. LOVE THO$E FUNKY GREEN FUCKER$
loser. i dont evwen knovw vwho you are. im sipping my most expensivwe bottle of sauvw blanc and laughing at your stupid reply.
Romeo and Juliet review incoming, my words are tainted with Influence.
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WE DON'T NEED TO TAKE ANOTHER THING FROM WOMEN #FEMINI$T
ON GOG. GETTING LU$U$-FUR $HIT NOWADAY$ I$ TOO HARD WITH THEM BREATHING DOWN MY NOOK
as a vviolet male you havve twwo paths to choose from bein a racist femboy or bein a racist fincel troll norwwood 3.5 propelled by the singular fantasy a finally receivin a nursin handjob from the empress herself so you can finally proclaim look seahorse dad i made it #nsfww
you are a victim you need to read masculinist theory comrade but i agree that wwe are lucky to havve such a beautiful empress
i agree
some might think this is aggressivve but i wwould argue you acted wwith moderation under the circumstances
)(i --Eridan!