♣ mediated by @cesarianAqueduct
awhhh poor guppy, muzzled 8y your lawyer. who’s the 8ad dog now ??
@cesarianAqueduct
it’s okay you can draw skyhorses on my posts
It c☽o☾uld be a gill skyh☽o☾arse! ☽O☾r tw☽o☾ gills! ⋆˚࿔
<action; statement input; statement: i do not have an answer to everything but i do have answers to at |east some things input; statement: to preserve your facade i wi|| not say what i think actua||y happened />
i didnt participate in anything it wasnt 0pt in hell it wasnt even 0pt 0ut i cant believe y0ure jeal0us 0f s0me0ne i havent even fucked yet #nsfw
Ch0ke 0n it
oh, they sound cute, actually! how did you get them to do what you wanted??
#erichuds
I can't believe i let him hit #nsfw
a deli foodie says this when he discovers dijon
B33 < they call him "the martyr wingman" lmeow
꒦꒷ all i need right now is to lay on top of my matesprit i ask notjing more pplease creators please
STRICT. MONITORING. NOW
Awwww he sleep|n evryne b qu|et :)
if I get them violet can I get paid dou8le
ERIDAN. I'VE HAD ENOOUUUUGHHHHHHHHH
@cesarianAqueduct YOU DEAL WITH THE FALLOUT I'M NOT RUINING MY STREET CRED
b-break me?!~ kyaaa!!~ orgasm's again #nsfw
NO TAKE8ACKS !! !!
If you stop saying shit we'll stop having these little moments, and I can't give that up.
hot
thank you.
Is this ab0ut me 0n0
u hve to pAy eXXXtrA for tht
BX33 < s33 thats called godmodding (h33h33 ironic) B33 < watch this B33 < *ac dodges and rips the gatek33pers throat out with their pawerful t33th*
that’s a new one
the fuck is that sound in my attic
B33 < *ac squints* dont lie you eat sea lettuce
:PP < do you really have to be so grumpy all the time?
ok. carp. fucker.
i... i dONT have any neighbors what dO i dO then -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Six is generous, but alright.
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[I THINK I WAIT I THINK I U$ED TO EAT WORM$ WHEN I WA$ A WRIGGLER #HUH?? #WHYDIDNTIREMEMBERTHAT? #WA$IREALLYTHATHUNGRY..]
solid food was a mistake if anypuppy wants to attend my funeral make sure it’s yaoiful and that my eulogy is propped up with exu8erant claims of my greatness
BX33 < prince stripey pants has come to judge othpurr peoples fashion
Please please please please please please please-
thank god only this version of me is stuck with you then or, uh, other way around? thank god only this version of you is stuck with me
im grabbing a bite too ive never had horse before.
are you going to kill the horse
eugh. maybe ee is right, maybe i *shoul* put you on a leash. but thatd disgrace the noble fuckin act of leashing someone
I just wanted to see you grovel and 8eg ♡
you’re just jealous they get free access to my strutpods and you don’t
no weapons though, this shit is personal. I want to rend flesh with my prongs and claws and fangs
B33 < i still think you can do bettpurr but meowbe im just cheering on a lost cause atp
This would imply someone likes you to 8egin with. At a 8ase level.
I d0nt have t0 ask, pe0ple just 0ffer me inf0rmati0n. Y0ure n0 0nes fav0urite seadweller.
There will be a battle involved. In fact, I found a worthy adversary for you.
nOT THAT i WANT TO, tAKE SIDES IN THIS, cONFLICT BUT, aS THE LEGEND GOES, hE FROZE THE PUSHER OF HIS fEFERI, wITH HIS RING OF POWER, iNSIDE IT (i AM UNSURE, hOW METAPHORICAL OR L1TERAL, tHIS 1S), aND LOCKED HER AWAY IN, tHE HIGHEST ROOM IN, tHE TALLEST TOWER, oF HIS FELL FORTRESS, aND, oNLY TRUE PITY'S FIRST KISS WILL BE ABLE, tO MELT HER COLD PUSHER AND, mAKE HIM VULNERABLE TO, hOLY AND FIRE ELEMENT, aTTACKS,
Morning affirmations w/ Eridan Unchained.
B33 < *ac digs their claws into your ribs, ready to shred with equal flesh ripping purrowess* B33 < h33h33 hi
hate how much i liked that
... sorry if i was to harsh on you or whatever that's actually kinda nice of you
just don't get yourself culled dum8ass
play your cards right and portray yourself wwisely you might earn your place as noble consort to a militant wwarlord eridan and youll be uniformed in a skimpy little number wwith tassels aplenty #suggestivve
from the council wwith lovve you hoofbeast devvourin piggly wwiggly hoardin FUCK (r.i.p. to hijacker eridan his sacrifice wwill be remembered) #terrorism #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal
KD is KD. dagger is dagger. im not in love with KD. theyre cool. im in love with dagger. nymph. draws yaoi. does that help enough.
you might just have to let this one go
no. mine. @cesarianAqueduct you hear that mf? mine. you better not be getting your stupid pathetic ass kicked or killed by anyone else.
8outa only have four when I’m done with you,
ERIDAN. AMPORA.
BPP < i just like teasing you about your weird obsession with yelling at origami
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Sometimes I'm by myself for a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very longg time ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
꒦꒷ I'M NOT POPULAR BECAUSE I DON'T #HORNYPOST thats the reality of chittr...
okay it’s a pretty cute and very distracting hat
*kicking not licking
my thoights. were on someoene else. but ill admit, tuna boy. you were in my mind a little too, and i was licking the shitt outta yiu. so thank's for contributing
drop the screenshot rn
question: i dont got a question just remindin you youre ludicrously gorgeous and a rather good 8oy WAGWAGWGAGWAGWGAWGAGWAGWGAWGAGWWAG !! !! !! !! !! !! !!
can dish it 8ut not take it huh
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Stop bodheringg dhis one, ggross boy ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
this post is about the strong, not whatever you are.
don’t worr7, one da7 7ou might be able to get someone to fill that spa(e
૮ ꈍﻌ ꈍა♥(˘ ε˘ )> look I even added a fin
and yet he won't even message them 8ack
don't you dare
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ pity fuck2 2UCK. PITCHY FUCK2 FUCK. #n2fw #viOlence ○ ● ○
please do die
okay yeah not happening
I hate y0u if it helps (plat0nic)
:33 < guess what im gonna say
Don't care. Didn't ask.
They are calling me Casper, for some reason. And that reason? Heh, It's my name.
ブーツリッカー。
id suggest somethin light if you dont hate yourself if you do then gun
I APPRECIATE THE RECIPE 8UT STOP EXPLODING YOUR HUSKCA8INETS 8RO…
cause it is a shitty habit i picked up for sentimental reasons.
nAh, NeEdEd tO LeT YoU KnOw bRoThA, bOtH GoT FrEe sPeEcH BuT YoU RiGhT. cHeErS MoThErFuCkEr (O:
--Eridan, w)(y would you post t)(is?
and here i was actually considering giving you that pawjob out of pity
hmmm itll be about 10 caegars each for however many you want
:33< *the mighty huntress looks at mew with her big wet eyes*
excerpt #1 from da #condyjournal “It’s )(ard to catc)( my breat)(, )(ere. I t)(oug)(t I’d explore on land a little more, and already I’ve )(ad to fig)(t off multiple ot)(ers. It’s worse t)(an it was in t)(e sea, decidedly. None of t)(ese fig)(ts are all t)(at difficult. Is t)(at because I’m a freak, oar because t)(ey’re all just too weak? It only becomes an issue w)(en trolls start teaming up. I s)(ould find people. Preferably ones w)(o aren’t so volatile. If I can get enoug)( people be)(ind me, ultimately we will be too risky to attack.” Coddamn w)(at an uptig)(t mfer eelmao gurl was not )(avin a laug)( aboat it
what has been going on lately? im sure i missed a whole tonne of stuff in the past few wipes that ive been gone
aras swwivvelin about in roller skates servvin heady soporifics poofy skirt abloww in the wwind pretty sure i caught a peek a her rustie knickers yup also she spilled b*cket wwater on my crotch looks like i leaked all ovva myself
youre uniquely positioned to fucking kneel and learn your place you shrimp dick $2 sashimi platter
I have n⚣ idea what is g⚣ing ⚣n with that Eridan I feel like I sh⚣uld kn⚣ck him unc⚣nci⚣us f⚣r his ⚣wn sake
~~~gQtta learn hQw tQ ride a cavalreaper then.~~~ #suggestive
mad it isn't your num8er huh
⚣h calm d⚣wn I wasn't even pl⚣tting anything I was just idly h⚣ping y⚣u w⚣uld be my first kill -3-
Also thoughts to the Chittr Nation; if I did a quick sporadic #hive8ash event since we haven't had jackshitttt in awhile, would anypuppy actually give a gaf 8c it's a lotta effort 8ut I'll 8uy some fuckin' drinks for the hive or whatever rn for a couple hours
wwhoa wwhoa lets sloww the fuck dowwn and not foolishly derogate my carefully constructed online persona as the wwizard eridan wwho is openly and proudly a badass crystal orb ponderin grimoire toting hopemage wwith a beard if im a little hedonisty thats irrelevvant and tertiary to my wwhole deal at the most maybe youre hedonist eridan fuck you
dont think i cant recognize wwhat youre doin wwith this cockamamie faithslop bee ess youre tryin to rope me into eridan wwar 2 by the means a carefully constructed ragebait implyin any eridan wworth his salt is goin to forsake the enlightened atheist mindset for anythin less than to charm the fugly polka dotted booty shorts off some panrotted clowwnwwench wwith enormous honkers and i dont see none a those nearby so nice try UGH fine it wworked im joinin the slaughter
Yes y0u can Y0u changed fr0m wanting me t0 n0 l0nger wanting me
Ah yes, look at me. Instigating. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b696a837fcb4.png Unless.
Ah, you were doing so well. You were almost there. Shame.
You Want To Pail Me So Bad It Makes You Look Even More Deficient Of Brain Activity Than You Usually Do; Which Is Exceedingly, By The Way. #positive #nsfw #nsfc
࣪⊹₊˚{ sure! i meannnn, TECHNICALLYYYY, i was hued as a violet when i hatched }^u^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ but being just lowly enough to not count four fuchsiadom still makes me a way better aristocrat than you, so i will totes accept your mortal fealty! <> <3 <> }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ no takesies backsies btw! }^o^{ }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
@cesarianAqueduct y0u w0uldnt kn0w a g00d thing if it spat in y0ur m0uth #nsfw
Well that's not very niceys
why?
OK4Y W3'R3 B4CK. SORT OF. J3SUS CHR1ST.
go on continue the lyrics like i did
i dont like that you call me fido :/
Hook. Line. And ain’t I a little stinker. Still. You do realize I find you fascinating to converse with, yes? Ulterior motives aside.
I have a blood-borne pathogen that's harmless to humans but wouldn't be good for alien biology°❀.࿔
Does anyone else stRxuggle with quadRxants due to all of the pale in youRx pusheRx? OveRx and oveRx again, my paRxtneRxs aRxe telling me they couldn't see shaRxing a flushed quad with me like that. It was only twice, but still. ᝰ
>> ¡'m not wrong though
dont worry boat it gill he sayin nonsense all the time
silence cavvelicker the wway you carry on wwith your eri exclusionary behavviors you simply aint earned the right to drool ovver the penultimate selfcest pitchslop surpassed only by any a the megido clones cavvortin wwith one another in that wway
thank you / but im set for a while
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ . ]
crashed my car i feel better noww im normal
You failed to see my caliginous adjacent flirtation.
@cesarianAqueduct y0u piss me 0ff
ill be honest wwith you guys my pushers not really in it
i am moor than enough to wwin the eridanwwar but wwith mine and @caligulaAscendit powwers combined wwe probably could take jack noir no swweat just us twwo
do you need a therapist of some kind
>+. I NEED TO GET UP TO SOME SERIOUS DUDE KISSING OR I'LL DIE I THINK .+<
!REMINDME 2 NIGHTS !REMINDME 2 WEEKS !REMINDME 2 PERIGEES !REMINDME 2 SWEEPS
Pass.
W3 did pizza but what2 your Troll McDonald2 ord3r
Well now 1 have to be nosy. Th1s 1s ent1rely your own fault. 𓂃۶ৎ
Are you the one who started th1s #er1danweek fuckfest?? 𓂃۶ৎ
Lmao, morning Hate Bot, happy to see you in my notifications.
I take it the kismesis auditions have not been overly successful for you just yet.
Have you mud-wrestled before? I'm curious where you think the oil comes in.
definitely sadder, whØ am i tØ alter an artfØrm?
~thats a real shame but vvhere is my fucking dad
Could you... perhaps... expound on which portion of this message conveyed that sentiment?
D --> Yes you are
eridan ampora wweek noww that has some serious potential wwe need to do somethin wwith this @caligulaAscendit @caligulasAquarium#2492 @cupidsArrow