Eridan “Unchained” Ampora
@cesarianAqueduct
got a terrible habit of eatin this dead hoofbeast || formerly the imperial arbalest || orphaner chinsca(r)b
my feelins are hurt cause havvin me blocked just cause i post grossly from time to time is a bad reason at least let me harass you first to the point that you truly cant take it no more like some smartass yellowwbloods havve learned to do
Eridan, no offense, 8ut your commitment to the "gross posting" routine is relentless. You do so with such monotonous predicta8ility, you cannot fault those who choose to tear their gaze away from it.
It's gotten old, I'm not sorry to say.
the 0ther p0sts are much m0re interesting. i fear hes fallen int0 a slump
noww my feelins are hurt for an entirely different reason you wwont like the eridan wwhat comes after my next metamorphosis
this wwasnt a open invvite to turn me into a goddamn piñata and beat me ovver the head wwith the stiff bats of reality
You 8rought this on yourself 8y dropping an entire gallon of 8lood in open w8r.
methinks shes tryin to throww me off the scent of her cerulean piggies by attacking me wwhere it hurts but im onto your connivvin wways serket and the piggies WWILL be mine
for thirty thousand kult i wwill open heavvens gate and challenge michael and his legion a arch angels
can you make out with him first
B33 < is anynyan asking you to
no but ill bring you back a necklace of his molars and you can start wworshipping the ground i tread
his saintly skull and bones sans the molars howw do wwe feel about a halo to accentuate your wwhole ghosty vvibe ill scalp the fucker i swwear
I wish I was getting kissed... :{ ⋆˚࿔
just dont tell me theres a mister fortune
☽O☾h n☽o☾ n☽o☾! It is just a cute pun that Gutter calls me :} 'Miss f☽o☾rtune' --> 'misf☽o☾rtune'. Isn't it clever? ⋆˚࿔
the pun isnt lost on me youre dealing wwith a sea dwweller wwho knowws his wway around puns left right and center
think about howw unintelligent the avverage lowwblood is and imagine that the latter half is evven more idiotic than that
n0t 0kay t0 p0st
please rub your swweat on my gills it reminds me a the sea
yeah no. youre gettin that one comment after a while. #erichuds i had to.
you could wait a little longer to say that. its recent as fuck.
sometimes I wonder if my kismesis and I should have an auspistice like responsi8le lovers and then I remem8er I'm 8asically already that for us
hes the wwhole fuckin package need i say more
hey now hey now don't make me want to kill you then immediately swoon
yours is the only meddlesome snout i tolerate nosin in on our business anywways
wwas the alcoholic lesbian robot that threww drinks at people a fevver dream i had or is she still kickin
wwhens the next summer beach blowwout or do i havve to prop one up myself before the seasons turn sour
h0w b0ut y0u d0 s0mething y0urself f0r 0nce
my favvorite eridanism is gettin vvehemently casteist wwhen you tread on my cape or piss me off some other wway
▲aren't you always casteist? Or does that change based on the phases of the moons▼
i havve my nights wwhens the last time i said somethin truly casteist anywways
▲i don't really check all your chits you've got simps for that, so it was a genuine question▼ ▲congrats i guess▼
im sorry for bein snippy dar i just alwways make the assumption you lesbos are comin from a place of bad intentions for the record youre right my secret is that im alwways casteist
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this cant be howw i find out please say sike right noww wwitch or therell be WWOE UPON YE
FUCK