♦ pitied by @cesarianAqueduct
:33 < hey! are mew the purridan that defeated a thousand roarin orks?
Does "My quads are filled by m'work" count f'r anythin'?
Hello, I woke up feeling a lil sick but I won't let that stop my duties.
Pass.
die
D --> I would say what my type is but I had a whole bingo thing for that
i like bone pizza!!!! it's pizza with real bones on it :D
i have a habit of liking a chitt then realizing the poster can probably see that i did so and then i unlike it and just pray nobody saw or cares, which usually they don't. which is good.
okay, whilE i'm awarE that i'vE offErEd a fair numbEr of y'all rEcovEring from yEstErday somE shEltEr down hErE in thE archivEs, but i do nEEd to gEt somE work donE today. could whichEvEr onE of you is laying in front of thE printEr plug it back in? thanks.
✿ please d❦ n❦𖧧 subs𖧧𖥧𖧧u𖧧e w❦❦d f❦r b❦ne. jus𖧧, d❦n𖧧 ✿
HAVE YOU TRIED BILL PEPPERS? THEY’RE LIKE BELL PEPPERS, BUT WITH A LITTLE PIECE OF ME INSIDE EACH ONE! I CAN GET YOU A DISCOUNT!
i dont mind cooked bell peppers mixed in food for color or flavor or whatever i will just eat around the big chunks but there are few foods that will give me a visceral reaction like raw bell peppers the other is grapefruit
Is he still aliwve.
👨🎨 I'Vee beeeen trying to reestoree this for A whillee now 😮 It's AppAreentlly A photo oof my Anceestor https://meediA.discordApp.neet/AttAchmeents/547424785194287104/1490123596339613716/Untitlleed1525_20251209151022.png?eex=69d2ee93ee&is=69d197bee&hm=cAbfc38d74c38cbA95bee5eefbcf486A10c91914d33ee50184ee5ee23cdee6b0ddc98A&=&formAt=weebp&quAllity=llosslleess&width=1281&heeight=853
Trying a flavour disc for the first time. I hope this will suffice for my craving for EARTH food.
Stick to the ones at flarp, you're givvin us a bad rap.
i love you so much id keep your bones after you died
IN A BRAVE AND STUNNING ACT OF CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE. BECAUSE @SCRATCHDOCTOR IS PISSING ME OFF. I'M NICE NOW. I'M SPREADING NICE ACROSS ALTERNIA. I'M TURNING IT INTO BEFORUS. STARTING NOW. WATCH OUT. #NICE #NICEMAID
guys i throwed up the battery i ate yesterday i am winnin #gross? #winning
My Sustained Post-alcohol Headache Unfortunately Prevents Me From Attending #eridanweek Today. Someone Else Will Need To Take Up The Mantle Of Posting Poorly Timed Nudes Tonight. #nsfw
♰ fishing has to be.. the most... smelly.. disgusting and frivolous hobby... just.. go get a grub burger or something... ♰
4nyon3 got 4ny mor3 3n3rgy dr1nkz to sp4r3 my w4y? >8]
wait what do trolls call rabbits? its something beast right?
hmmmm no not even during eridan week
dO NOT WORRY, i HAVE TAKEN THE WARNINGS, iNTO CONSIDERATION,
fuck 1T, wh1l3 w3'r3 4lr34dy h3r3 4nd g3tt1ng M4D fr34ky w1th 1t bcuz WOW you guyz 4r3 not pl4y1ng 4round?? 1f 4nyon3 w4nts to m4k3 out 4nd stuff h1t my dmz. >8;] #nsfw
D --> What would one say hypothetically to a hypothetical insolent rustb100d who hypothetically refuses to take you seriously, in spite of your superiority D --> Hypothetically speaking
For Reasons Unknown I Have Been Suspended From My Position Until Further Notice.
I'll allow myself a little vulnerability right now and declare: Tummy hort.
I sure do love going around corners unguarded and unprepared for any sort of potential creamy projectile from an unsuspected prankstress!
I Would Have To Suspend My Disbelief That Anyone Would Want To Visit You.
It would seem I have a weak spot for pathetic and incompetent men.
It is with a bittersweet heart that I must announce my immediate resignation from #Crockercorp. These many years of collaboration have been the best of my life. However. It is not the place of the gods to meddle in mortal business. I understand this, now. I will be retiring to the Altar of Life, where I will live out eternity in the comfort of my friends, the other Creators, and dispense the touch of Life to all who may seek my aid. It is my duty to the people of Earth-C, my children. I love you all.
hAHA, gOOD, aPRIL fOOLS, gAFFE!
C4N W3 NOT JUST H4V3 ON3 R3GUL4R FUCK1NG D4Y ON TH1S S1T3
1 H4V3 B33N UNC3R3M0N10USLY BUR13D 4T #3R1D4NW33K
(Uh) Can someone (Ooh, oww) Betty Crocker Hamburger HELP ME, baby, haha #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Ah, yes. The peacocking. How forgetful of me.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek, handed Typewriter off to someone. If they even so much as damage her internals I am going to cull them. #threats. ]
did yØur arms get tired Ør sØmething? #nsfw #eridanweek
[|||] i don't waaaaaant your sad handies!!! #nsfw
you'r3 not g3tt1ng 4nywh3r3 w1th th1s, 4m-snor3-4. >8P
dear hungry individuals dont even worry about this come find me ill get you set up with nutritious and filling SLOP in a bowl
Admittedly My Day Has Not Been My Best I Took Upon Myself To Take A Commission Of Sorts For A Suit For A Certain Troll Who Shall Not Be Named Because He Got On His Knees And Started Begging And The Neighbors Started Coming Out To Stare At Me And I Have Been Trying To Perfect It For Hours But He Keeps Sending It Back Because “its Not Swwag Enough” What The Fuck Does That Even Mean
welc0me 0ne and all t0 aradia megid0's amazing digital psych ward.
What did I even do. It's papers FOR my boss. Not for any government shit.
Do you all. Ever doodle or write. On corners of important papers.
guys #eridanwweek aint all about me not fully its about music its about art its about thrillin neww product lines from crockercorp CEO @gutsyGumshoe #amporacoin troll cher
b4ck OFF, 4m-snor3-4.
instead 0f #eridanweek y0u sh0uld all c0nsider #s0lluxsec0nd, it's where y0u d0nate 2 b00nies t0 s0llux's tr0llfundme every sec0nd.
And your lusus is alive and beautiful, correct?
D --> I am so normal
#LOL
the eridanosphere #maritimerepublicathegreatfincelrevvolution
OV3RS1Z3D HOOD13 S4V3 M3
D --> Yes you are
ALL LIARS GO TO HELL.
hey man i think you used the wrong account
開 | Finally thinking about ssstarting my evil empire. Looking for essssspecially devilisssh goonss to join.
After a rigorous vetting process, I have selected a motley crew. We are avaliable for mutiny, murder, malicious tax evasion and general gang warfare. @turntechGirlhead @mafiaPrincess @flightyBroad
WHAT DOE$ THI$ HAVE TO DO WITH LITERALLY ANYTHING
cONSIDER, iF YOU STILL HAVE ONE, gIVING YOUR LUSUS A HUG, iF YOU STILL HAVE, a GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM, tONIGHT!
i cause the ap0calypse. it's n0t great.
i like how the peanut was a big thing for a moment and- hey i just saw one of the few eridans on here saying that he ate his horse today what the fuck
I dunno kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hat an scp be but I am shootin' it.
