Eridan “Unchained” Ampora
@cesarianAqueduct
got a terrible habit of eatin this dead hoofbeast
as long as you range anywwhere from rust to fuchsia pulse optional breathin optional its sad to say but tinkerin awway my days thinkin a neww wways to torture folks has gotten antiquated by todays standards and if im not on the cuttin edge of the status quo then im gettin LEFT BEHIND
of course its hard bein me im batshit crazy
:33 < hey! are mew the purridan that defeated a thousand roarin orks?
if youre readin this youre my type and if YOU like gettin rejected youre in the right place i got a fantasy i wwant to livve out
HI THERE AQUARIUS! WANNA JOIN ME IN NOT BREAKING OUT OF DIMENSIONAL TYRANT THERAPY?
no i dont care if i killed your lusus i wwont be anyones sucrose father figure
I t)(ink )(e's dolp)(in flipping out. 80
maybe the real mask off moment wwas the friends wwe killed along the wway
maybe i do hide my swweet sensitivve side behind a thin mask a bravvado and post lies online about howw lucrativve my orphanin business really is
believve it or not but the lowwbloods that you see on the streets are free and you can just take them ivve collected six or sevven to use as bait for the more ornery beasts i got to take dowwn
1 w1ll bl0w wh4t3v3r c0ntr4pt10n y0u put m3 1n, 1 4m N0T 4 b4tt3ry.
Stick to the ones at flarp, you're givvin us a bad rap.
Ocray, but you're goin to piss off their employers and TH-EN wwho's gonna be stuck payin people off?
i lied btww evvil is cool guns are forevver if you think differently ill be in the gravveyards at midnight cloaked in a deep vviolet cape wwith the crosshairs hoisted at my side i spend thirty minutes standin there EVVERY NIGHT
ivve been reflectin recently and i think its time to hang up the riflekind and put aside these old orphaner duties o mine
id describe this wwine as wwarm
happy #eridanwweek day fivve the theme today is sabbath saturday miss me wwith all this stressful baggage on my timeline evveryone gets a official day of rest and dont wworry if you hear the sounds of someone vvigorously murderin your lusus wwhile you get a bit of shuteye- thats just the sound of your squirrel or dragonmom relaxin extra hard permanently forevver #eridansdiary
im sure evveryone wwas wwonderin "wwheres the hero eridan to savve us from our sugary misfortune on #eridanwweek fish fry night" wwell fuck you if you think i didnt havve better to do than attend a thinly vveiled candy coated powwwwoww orgyfest also maybe forgot to invvite myself oh wwell shit happens i dodged a bullet
DONT talk to me NO ONE talk to me until ivve had my mornin cup a betty crocker brand grub infused coffee its D-----ELICIOUS
if you are blastin psionic mind wwavves into my orphice at all hours of the bloody day please mind that you are meltin the thinkpans of evvery little lowwblood i got caged dowwn in the fightin pits and wwhen i find you youre dust #eridansdiary
wwho the fuck decided it wwas fishin fry day #eridanwweek hold on i just speared some losers biclopsdad lemme snap a pic
god fuckin damn it they reassigned me to lighthouse duty howw am i goin to make bloody ends meet wwhen im spendin half a swweep at a dingy stinkin lighthouse at least i wwont be alone i got a older feller wwith me named tommas houuse wwho bakes a mean grubsteak #eridansdiary
this app needs better functionality im still seein land lickin dirtscrapers post about wwhatevver the fuck gimme a delete button
♰ look some more hope the kicked up dirt clogs your gills til you suffocate ♰
>>| come .on. that's .all .about chittr. you can't delete something so .easily from the web.
♰ excuse me? i'll rip your pusher out and squeeze the excess of it into my mouth you salt sucking fish. ♰
#eridanwweek day fivve freak fivve day
:33 < purridan, i bought a purridan branded cup and it said furr33 refills, but when i tried to refill it, the worker called me a lowwblood and spat in my eye. :33 < how do i get my money back?
its a disgustin act fuckin your moirail it ruins the sanctity and chaste characteristics of the wworlds WWORST QUADRANT #nsfww
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Only prudes care about somethin' as unproblematic as #railswithpails, 's all I'm saying. ]
apparently it dont fuckin matter howw many limbs i chop off this losers six legged slothdad nothin is gonna bring her back to me #eridansdiary