Eridan “Unchained” Ampora
@cesarianAqueduct
got a terrible habit of eatin this dead hoofbeast || formerly the imperial arbalest || orphaner chinscab
the day the orphaner came to your backwwater vvillage wwas the wworst day of your life for me it wwas chewwsday
my boytoy is really goin to hate the colossal fuck off dogfish thats blottin out the moonlight ovver his hivve tonight #vvaguepostin
you saying you don't wanna watch me rip this thing apart with my fangs and claws ?? thought you'd find it sexy to watch your rival lose his mind for a feral moment
suit yourself, would 8e willing to work together in an action-movie-esque grand 8attle scene
dont look noww but theres a sexy horse givvin you bedroom eyes across the bar
IIss iit @naaughtyTechniiciiaan
ignorin the fact that i aint allowwed to keep trophies but wwhatevver can someone GIFT me their skins slash furs country princes make do
:33 < hmm, what kind of fur are you looking fur?
wanna go hunting you can keep the pelt after if you can kill it with your claws
:33 < honestly i second all of these motions! :33 < or i third them? since i am the third nepeta to reply and all haahaa XPP :33 < oh but what is in it for us if we oh so kindly fork over our furs? :33 < i think a trade off is in order isnt it? h33h33h33! #giftofgiving
I cannot wait to watch you get your shit wrecked
:33 < okayyy sorry for being a bad counter!! :3: < but put the spritzer away and you may have my pelts for fr33 okay!! honest im changing my mind :33 < i HATE crawling around uncomfortably in wet clothes X((
thinkin of tradin the cape in for a big thick fur but wwho to SKIN #vviolence
feelin like a real lobotomite
:33 < mew knyow what they say, mew are what mew eat
some assholes do enjoy gettin offended on others behalfs might evven get off on it wwith the fuckin ferocity that theyll throww dowwn the flippin gauntlet
:33 < how dare mew, they are just trying to be nice and purrotect them!! :33 < im d33ply offended on their behalf
YOURE in her dms pinin for a taste of her forbidden fruit shes in MY dms treatin me despicably and callin me names wwe are not the same #nsfww
You Have Yet To Reply My Simple Comment Which Wasnt An Offense To You Within That Quotation Marks Your Focus Determines Your Reality Quotation Marks
No Interest At All Im Just Pointing Out The Modt Obvious Things And Once More There Is A Straight Answer Its Not That Deep Eridan
the prince is awwake hide your pigglys
alright goin to take a quick nap no one burn the timeline dowwn snzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
look at him…so peaceful…napping on my loungeplank…
inside me is one wwolf the standoffish loner type just wwaitin for someone to wwarm up to him enough that he could let dowwn his guard and not bristle at evvery touch and he bites all the time
hold it in eridan you can do this you aint got to vvaguechit about it
it aint my fault seein yelloww sends me into a rage like a bull
i get objectified plenty objectivvely hated objectivvely devvilishly handsome
op where is the shirtless reveal op
fuck fuck im goin to burn his hivve dowwn after this pitiful display savve myself the goddamn embarrassment FUCK
you say that like you aren’t pretending to catch it
And somehow, that's going to be the least of your problems. 👁 .|||. / | \
awhhh poor guppy, muzzled 8y your lawyer. who’s the 8ad dog now ??
they aint all zingers ok
<<<<<< swwallowwin a dog to catch the cat to catch the bat wwho ate the frog wwho ate the prince wwhos smashin your wwindowws and wwiggled an jiggled and wwriggled inside er perhaps shell die #nsfww #uhhhh #bodyhorror
it still made me giggle there’s a half point here
wwent dowwn to the local vvfww and started a chair fire
and wwe KNOWW wwho killed it
it’s okay you can draw skyhorses on my posts
art is dead
