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[DID YOU?]
everyone jump darling event coming soon 💯‼️
regardless of if you come back because of this, cheech, i still kno* your location <3 you arent -ery subtle
...y'know what? go fuCk yourself. i ain't done a damn thing wrong and i sure as hell ain't gonna let you sit here and 6ait me into thinkin' i did. fuCk off.
꒦꒷ I'm not being nice to my boyfriends kidnapper
꒦꒷ Thank you Rorian. I'm talking to florids ex moirail right now..not really getting anywhere shes kinda dumb
argh murder is back on the table someone is gettin beamed through the chest FUCK this is a suspect chit if i evver seen one
꒦꒷ you are so bad at this
꒦꒷ yeah im sure im talking to florids kidnapper rn she has his palmhusk
၄⋆၃ WHAT DOT DOT DOT ARE WE SURE THEY WERE LIKE DOT DOT DOT KIDNAPPED KIDNAPPED QUESTION MARK
꒦꒷ yeah its florids evil ex moirail pack it up everypuppy
꒦꒷ okay i think someone else has florids phone he does not type like that
< YEAH, YEAH, I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS FOR A SECOND. ESPECIALLY AFTER "I'LL SEND YOU HIS TEETH" AND A FEW DAYS LATER HE GOES MISSING. >
< I DON'T LIKE TO BE ANTAGONISTIC ABOUT THESE THINGS. BUT YOU GUYS CANNOT BE THAT STUPID. FLORID WAS KIDNAPPED; WE KNOW FLORID IS KIDNAPPED. WE KNOW WHO KIDNAPPED HIM AND ATTACKED HIS FRIENDS. SOMEONE WHO'S THREATENED HIM WITH PHYSICAL VIOLENCE. OF COURSE THAT'S NOT FLORID. >
>> ¡ fundamenta11y d¡ડagree w¡th mpreg ¡n any d¡rect¡on #mpreghaterડ
💠~ Hm. Interesting. ~💠
cheech you come back no*, ill teach you ho* to tie your shoes so you dont gotta *ear heels all the time cmon
hahaha yeah so pathetic tell her to unblock me
theres only one troll im thinking about this matesprit monday and thats my s*eet chichi. i miss you babygirl and ho* s*eet you are. i kno* i ha-ent been the best but ill get better and ill change for you. the hi-e isnt the same *ithout you around. BABY COME BACK!
YOU CANT EQUATE THE TWWO WWHERE IS HE GETTIN THE SCABS ITS SO FLIPPIN GROSS
HƐy man stay as long as u want idc jus don’t touch my things, go in my room, lƐavƐ hair in thƐ drain, makƐ loud noisƐs past sunrisƐ, uhm uhm what ƐlsƐ hmmmm oh and makƐ surƐ to takƐ up a a chorƐ or two Florid doƐsn’t do shit in his own hivƐ hƐhƐh
wait chill amorƐi is sƐnsitivƐ to bƐing callƐd a frƐak n antilo might pull a hissy fit
ohhhhhhhh whƐrƐ arƐ u comƐ back n gƐt morƐ milk whilƐ ur at it and a bat thƐrƐ’s a frƐak of an oldƐr troll hƐrƐ in thƐ living just sitting thƐrƐ giving mƐ thƐ hƐƐbiƐ jƐƐbiƐs or it might bƐ an ƐyƐ floatƐr idfk
I'm not from around here, but i've been killing quite a few lusii, and i'll chime in - It's just fun. Like, it's really fun to wrestle what's essentially a huge monster to death.
big yaoi dont wwant you to knoww his full name is florida hussein nikimo
FUCKER YOU im pretty sure you chitted about needin to piss so so badly and wwanted a pair of regal hands to cup underneath and catch it before you mess on the floor
▼▼▼ @doorGuy fuck off man im not answering your shit ▲▲▲
is gaslightin a neww plague devvised by your land dwwellin ilk from spendin too much time suckin up dirt or eaten grass or wwhatevver
this is the one wwhat gets you blocked nikimo
wwearin your boot like a muzzle and hypervventilatin til the lack a oxygen and bootstink sends me to the ethereal plane
Nothing really.
*ho the fuck cares about some gutterblooded broad getting *hat she’s had coming for ho*e-er long no*. fuck her. its one less useless feeder on the streets.
Reckon I oughta keep the glasses?
oh, keep protecting them. it will be regretted when one goes 4nd the other. c4nnot be4r it. #
some night it might h4ppen. ## choose who wins.
ooook yes it is 4n order ## pick or whoever does it will pick # ?
꒦꒷ Are we playing 1 truth 1 lie?
to restore the sanctity a bein a pervverted freak fetishist an counter the damage being done by social media accounts playin pretend for engagement numbers i wwill begin deployin genocide gimps to evvery major city noww #suggestivve
💠~ Checking in on her posts because, you know, I've been busy, lol, and like, that's soooooo lame. They took a photo that's like, almost identical to one I have saved of her? Gross. ~💠
same difference
the bowwl cut doesnt do it for me sorry pup
~Nah peO~ple are definitely apathetic abO~ut br~OnzeblO~O~ds, that's just science~
~Yeah see that didn't take tO~O l~Ong, it's the br~Onzes n~O ~One cares abO~ut. We all saw that cO~ming th~Ough, right?~
~Cull all mudblO~O~ds~
kild accident ar asleep mayhbe can u check i don t not sure what is sleep and dead just wadtches to check 'are dead' if wake up not dead What the fuck is a cryhound?
@cryhoundColortura hi pu ppuy this igs ur closdet rite? i donh know if for sure sorgy hjow do i paye rentd? wanna paye rent liek real person :) If a sport was named after you how many sports teams would be in your local area? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dccacfdd007b.png
Hahahaha. Creaming.
<<cute to see you still talk like a little inferior version of the signless but about the stupidest shit>>
migy
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the sopranos gets my dick harder than actual porn at this point. lovwing all these topless chicks. been stroking some out to this gem of a showv. #nsfw
denial called and it said it aint just a rivver
wwe all experience puppy death wwhen wwe groww up
I BRING TEETH IN MY FUCKIN HEAD STUPID only hidden behind my luscious vvery snoggable lips
[U$ELE$$ THEYRE ALL U$ELE$$ AHHJJJHGGHHH IM OUTTA HERE!!!! HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA TOOOOOODLEEEEE$ 😝 - EL JEFE [ THE #URRENT HOLDER OF THI$ DEVI#E HA$ $EEMED TO PUT IT ↓ AND DI$$APEAR. ]]
SUBJECT: H⨁stage seems mildly unc⨁nsci⨁us.
[HTTP$://OPEN.$POTIFY.#OM/TRA#K/5O96ZK3IMI1LFDLLK8FG$N?$I=LMI38OBOTOG$BM0OF4RUFA&UTM_$OUR#E=#OPY-LINK - THE BO$$]
baits me into wwar but doesnt place evven a CRUMB of ticklebait despite the obvvious correlation
SUBJECT: yawnnn, he's finally getting up at least.
Pack it up everyone Yaoi is banned
[WEEEEEEEEEEE]
SUBJECT: I alm⨁st feel bad. #cw-bl⨁⨁d https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/t⨁⨁late.png
[WE ARE GOING THROUGH HI$ PALMHU$K, LOT$ OF $TEAMY PI#TURE$ IN HERE, HUH? #$UGGE$TIVE]
SUBJECT: We are betting ⨁n wh⨁ gets t⨁ keep the fancy ring. I can't wait f⨁r this guy t⨁ wake up.
SUBJECT: His cl⨁thes are nice but we w⨁n't take them away, it'd be embarrassing t⨁ send him back (if we d⨁) naked, n⨁b⨁dy wants t⨁ see that. #suggestive
[HERE $HE #OME$. LITTLE MI$$ THINK$ $HE #AN HAVE WHAT $HE WANT$ IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE. #LYRI#PO$TING HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/PI#TURE.PNG]
SEEMS LIKE TONIGHT IS ONE MOVING AND EXCITING NIGHT FOR THE SITE. YOU LOVE TO SEE IT. EVERYONE BEST KEEP ON THEIR TOES AND ENJOY THE MOMENT WHILE IT LAST. ETERNITY AWAITS EVERYONE ON A FREEZING PAINFUL PLATTER. HEEHOOHOOHAAHAA!
SUBJECT: We're here b⨁ss. I'll see y⨁u guys later, cheers.
SUBJECT: Ugh, my gut still hurts fr⨁m that kick. Maybe I'll have t⨁ g⨁ see a mediculler..
#IdBelieveIt
If I Have To Know What It Is,so Does Everyone Else. #pensive
DELETE MY NUMBER
life wwould be better if i wwas shrunk dowwn to maybe about a inch or twwo and stuffed in a boot
go on im wwaitin yaoi pixie dont make me shake you so hard you piss your dogboy bloomers
wwell noww im thinkin of doin it to spite you
SLOPPY IS QUAINT AND ONLY SLIGHTLY INSULTIN im tryin ok
gonna havve to try harder than that to get rid a me dirtscrapin lowwblood that you are
leavve sloppy alone and go fuckin tongue yourself off you fuckin animal
my boytoy is really goin to hate the colossal fuck off dogfish thats blottin out the moonlight ovver his hivve tonight #vvaguepostin
good dog also got some bad newws regardin another wwindoww
wwait this is givvin me an idea youre goin to regret those ragged breaths in a second dogboy
evveryone wwho thinks this guy deservves your pity for all the bats hes havvin to deal wwith just knoww he aint bathed in a wweek and looks it too
you aint my lusus i rebuke you im built differently in a wway you landlubbers can only ascribe to puttin dowwn on paper its so far out of your reach prowwlin alwways on the movve like a luxuriant sky tiger shark if i stop i drop dead INSTANTLY
this jerk is tryin to drag me for goin outta my wway spendin a night on the towwn prowwlin all the local hotspots for anyone wwhos leavvin their lusus off the leash and MAYBE i stopped at grubwway
hey so hindsight bein fuckin twwenty twwenty and all that wwithstandin wwasnt so much a good idea to land on a busted ankle
if it wwas a matter a you "lettin me in" nothin wwould evver get accomplished busted in through one of the skylights btww come get it
꒦꒷ oooh hehehe hai gren troll 👁👁👁👁 i se yu
꒦꒷ mine
꒦꒷ mm i kep troll too pretty
꒦꒷ stil sleep zzz om i wantd to pley 😢
꒦꒷ i kep horn oki
꒦꒷ gren text funny!! but trol mine finders keepers
꒦꒷ im good
꒦꒷ nice horn heheheh
꒦꒷ om not his hive i don kno him my hive in te wods
꒦꒷ im not hive steler that bad
꒦꒷ okay if i die tell florid i love him
꒦꒷ yuckk phone not tast good bleg
she used to squirt like a wwhale breachin the seas spewwin out a torrent from its blowwhole #nsfww
CAS FLOR
youre sellin yourself short if you think i aint already wwired that shit ovver ten fold so you cant back out
yeah wwe knoww piss is stored in the shameglobes OLD NEWWS henceforth youre commanded to hold in your piss until your globesre fit to burstin wwhile you beg me for that swweet relief an i cup my hands under you i nod wwe lock eyes and are in lovve #nsfww #nsfwwe #pisspostin #omorashi
wwrong i made it to spite my stupid little boyfriend
you forgot aa taag #omoraasshii yw
hold on i got a spite chit to make
WWHY AM I GETTIN PUT ON THE SPOT I DIDNT MAKE THE FUCKIN CHIT i made the other one a long time ago
[WHAT ARE YOU MY LU$U$]
BREAKING NEWS: A very interesting and 100% true new story: MEDIUMS AND SCIENTIFICS SAY THAT USING THE BUG ZAPPER ON YOUR SLUG WILL GIVE YOU 100 MORE SWEEPS TO LIVE! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
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you knoww wwhat ill say that wwas entirely justified #vvaguepostin
You look like that every day.
gotta gaslight to keep em in line
thinkin back on it noww isnt your wwhole deal bein a wwacky nutbeast persona PRETTY SURE those wwere already there
that lil guy could be someones lusus for all i knoww
i can only tolerate spectrumskirters bloodhiders and muties IF theyre wwillin to squat in my back lawwnring wwhere i can shepherd the lot of you into the briny churnin ocean #nsfww #vviolence
EVERY NIGHT. I WORK HARD. TO MAKE ALTERNIA MORE VIOLENT. MORE HEMOIST. MORE DANGEROUS. AND MORE DIVIDED. AND EVERY DAY I OPEN CHITTR. AND YOU ALL DISAPPOINT ME. #FAILTERNIA.
the guy is chronically puppycoded
BREAKING NEWS: WELl THEn It LOOKs LIKe OUr NEw HOSt Is a BRONZe BLOOd! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f92a32dd589f.jpg *a video shows a bronze blood troll walking up the the desk and immediately getting stabbed 37 times in the chest.* NEVEr MINd WELl Be REMOVINg BRONZe As An OPTIOn ANd TRy AGAIn #violence THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
S)(e continues to instigate me by t)(e way!
Well, Y-ES!
[cesarianAqueduct’s computer exploded.]
You are literally Aradia Megido.
wwomen are biologically incapable a bein funny nice try
༻𐫱༺ I know t𝒽iss road 🌻 It ss𝒽ould be about a day'ss walk from 𝒽ere 🌻 Per𝒽apss a bit longer as I need to 𝒽unt 🌻 ༻𐫱༺
okay, #cronusbabeoff match concluded. did any of us expect any differently? no one really cares about the olds, despite evweryone saying they go gaga owver milwves. if you sawv the milwves im interested in youd puke. so yeah, redglare out, meenah mowves forwvards! next match! aranea serket vws. the dolorosa! mindfang barely lost out her last match, can her beforan counterpart pull it off wvith that sexy librarian look? or vwill dolorosa of the dolorosa-wvhore complex (i find it quite simple, actually) be able to charm the chitizens wvith her, uhh... stunning personality! vwote belovw, wvhos hot, vwhos not? #suggestivwe <3 or <> for the dolorosa <3< or c3< for aranea serket
id let another chainsaww wwieldin lesbo sunder me in twwo for a chance at that fupa #vvaguechit
NICE TRY. NOT WHILE SHE'S ON THE CLOCK.
i wwas gonna make a long post but i decided if i havve nothin nice to chitt, i shouldnt chitt at all dont wwanna givve people receipts to screenshot
youre just goin to say it wwrong and piss me off
does it hurt to havvin icky yucky sludge coursin through your vveins and also shoe size
where_did_big_dick_bee_go
stop i can only thrash so much
noww BEFORE YOU JUMP DOWWN HIS ACID TRACT he has the pass as do i wwe can say it
ii have plenty of whiim2y when iit ii2n't dumba22 barkbea2t play. you're u2iing that word wrong.
thats the ugliest fuckin grub i evver seen
are you this dogfreaks moirail or somethin stop bulgeblockin me and him im not scared of no land lickin hag wwith a ovverbite
hate wwhen this happens but by vvirtue a your blood you probably deservved it
#nsfww #eagtwwffla #leg #foot #killerheels #wwomensfootwwear #dubiouslysexyconsumerism before wwe begin our perilous journey into the seedy depths a underground shoe fetishism id like to givve a shout out to my bro @aeneasCaldarium for inspirin this chit gotta givve credit wwhere credits due noww wwithout further ado lets get started wwelcome to eridan amporas guide to wwomens footwwear for the libidinously ascended troll if youre takin the time out a your night (or day i guess if youre a FILTHY human) to read this you likely fall into one a twwo camps youre a fumblin top heavvy fop about to discovver somethin neww about yourself or youre a vveteran kinkster a the podological vvariety interested in expandin your gunwwales i should probably preface that wwomens footwwear is a behemoth to tackle since gills fashion has expanded to include pretty much anythin you can think a entailin mediums wwhat havve no right bein made into clothes im lookin at you troll lady gaga for the sake a preservvin the dregs a sanity i got left ill solely be focusin on wwomens heels an their many tilted offshoots not to mention that theyre by far the superior choice wwhen it comes to erotically charged stompers so for those a you wwelps wwho wwere hopin i wwould covver wwinklepickers youre shit outta luck pumps classic vversatile an effortlessly stylish you cannot go wwrong wwith a wwell chosen pump paired wwith a slip 9/10 for timeless an sophisticated sex appeal platforms im not a big platform guy but i wwont say no to a thick sole wwhat emphasizes a gals arch the steeper the arch the higher my bulge rises until its at an unnatural angle howwevver not all platforms are created equal if the arch aint exposed if theres no arch wwindoww then i aint interested 4/10 cone heel these are a heavvy hitter chicks wwhat favvor a meaty cone tend to either be massivve floozies or dubiously employed massivve floozies youll find em at your local gentlemans club doin floor wwork wwith a steel pole wwhere theres a cone heeled slut theres also a silicone addicted set a filler logged lips wwaitin to gobble up your bulge dont matter wwhere your decile score falls as long as you can delivver the bag the right cone heel wwill leavve me dowwnright vvertiginous 10/10 mary jane heel girlish innocence paired wwith vvintage charm an a sprinkle a coquettish wwhimsy not my wwheelhouse but i can see wwhy a lot a blokes go crazy for this combo id be more amenable if there wwerent so much precious arch bein covvered 3/10 peep toe heel 10/10 no notes a subtle wway a showwin off the pedicure i paid for peep toe heels add a playful touch to any outfit wwhile edgin me to the brink a death an frankly id be alright wwith dyin from paradox spaces longest foreplay session invvolvvin footwwear but if i somehoww manage to survvivve the night then youd best believve that im descendin on those swweat tenderized piggies like a fat kid wwith a candy bar the moment wwe get hivve stilettos the ultimate powwer shoe i like my bitches big an bodacious but theres just somethin about a skinny beckie in stilettos that makes me go from man to beast makes me feel large an in charge like i could crush her all one hundred thirty dbs a my superior vviolet carapace i wwas gonna givve this an 8/10 but if shes short an shes STILL shorter than ya in stilettos thats a seamless additional twwo eridan points 10/10 sorry i dont make the rules except i do the slingback elegant vversatile an sophisticated emphasizes the ankle but otherwwise nothin special pretty much a wwannabe pump 5/10 kitten heels fuck no i better not catch you wwearin these around me or im blastin 0/10 chunky heels strap a pair a glorified bricks to your feet an i promise i wwill be flaccid unsexy an unfeminine 0/10 spool heels had to goregle these looks flippin wweird 0/10 t strap heels does it evver get better wwere in the mire noww 0/10 wwedges pukin an shiddin a wwoman wworth her briny goodness wwont evven be caught a corpse wwearin these -1/10 dorsay heel hear me out they may look like rubber inflatables but they showw off the aforementioned arch 4/10 ankle strap another hit or miss if its open toed then 10/10 closed toed ill givve it a considerably generous 7/10 lobster claww or pointe heel fuck fuck fuck fuck ivve been WWAITIN for this part im practically shuckin my oysters wwith joy you should see me right noww im clingin to the nearest surface like a vviolet faced fool as a last ditch effort to escape the pull a the podo lovvin cyclone tryin to swwalloww me wwhole if you get a girl to wwear these for you she lovves you unconditionally she wwill be devvoted to you for life or at least until her untimely expiration date assumin she belongs to the dirt scrappin contingency wwatch her stumble an fall only to rise from chimerical ashes like a captured ballerina the locks not comin off until im good an ready 1000000/10
wwhat about medium use
toast sandwwich ass chit take your barkbeast fanatic self back to the kennel
this post is not for you
Your ₱oor ex¢u$e of la$hing out i$ refle¢tive of ₩hy no one ₩ant$ to talk to you. No ₱izzazz. No value. Ju$t a nui$an¢e.
ugh fine
needed this after a long night smooth full bodied an absolutely delicious #wwineoclock #goodvvibesonly #young #rich #handsome #hung (( credit to ratking-buffet on tumblr ))
Kings are not elected.
i feed on the mopery a land dwwellers an foids because im so evvolvved
i knoww wwhat you infernal landlubbin madcaps are thinkin our beloathed levviathan has been slackin wwe are turnin into starvvelins wwhen wwill dada feed us our daily dose a scaldin wwitticisms an brutal facts an logic wwell dont fret i may havve momentarily slowwed dowwn but that aint a bad thin cause it givves my rousin rabble more time to cook until its golden browwn in prole wwords ivve been busy touchin solid iron an cast steel my self improvvement journey has officially begun hide your fat bottomed jezebels https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ddce61dd939a.png (( credit to my oomfie @ratking-buffet on tumblr))
this is just like something i saw on an art website i used 2 go on all the time but it was with some kinda blue hedgehog o.O ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡
(°. i'm pretty sure this cr𖦹sses the #nsfw territ𖦹ry .°)
>+. IDK MAN INFLATION IS STILL PRETTY SUS .+< #nsfw
oh thank cod nothin happened to my "science is sexy" poster
https://media1.tenor.com/m/kscfrIQFlxsAAAAd/speed-ishowspeed.gif
rr uu aableist? wwow do ii need 22 call uu oout next
im autistic ii dont understand social qquadrants
[HI FRAIMI $TOP BEING $O PETTY]
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Your sick and twisted greed knows no bounds.
why are you "pronging it" to a poster thats GROSS
have you trwied fulfilling yourw fantasies by like idknow taking a showerw
you mAtter
i would say happens to the best of us but rweally it only happens to the worwst of us if we can t surwvive a single wipe without a kiss then we don t deserwve to last tbhonest if you feel the urwges deep within they have wrwitten materwial all overw online to feed frwom it s basically good enough assuming you have a good enough imagination if you don t orw you just can t rwead which is an unforwtunately verwy possible rweality then it s just completely overw and i think you rwe just dead rwest in peace
they have a solution forw that it s called a diet
｢yuckyboys touching. ｡･ﾟ･(Д`)ヽ(ﾟДﾟ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: yuri sweep! aaah~ himedanshi tingles, himedanshi tingles!]
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wOUld AnyOnE hAppEn tO knOw A gOOd OrdEr tO mAkE At A fAncy rEstAUrAnt tO ImprEss yOUr dAtE?
=oXO i do take good care of my hair though =:) =oXO
It was w9ke. TW: #MentalHealthAwareness
TW: #TagQuesti9ning #H9stility #P9ssi6leDelusi9n #N9tVeryW9ke9fY9u
Ɏ hornyposting vs sa-a-adposting ultima-a-ate pity showdown #nsfw Ɏ
Hmmmm I m3an you ar3 th3 on3 who f33ds Mayd3i and I!!! But cl3aning…I think the dirt you bring in says otherwise!! T33 h33!!
you must be confusin me another busted eri ivve got a lot a complexes but buggerin lusii aint one a em
do i SEEM like a man wwho is unwwell i am a shinin portrait a mental and physical fortitude
𓆨:i doNT CarE aNymorE i bloCkiNg ufor 4 miNuTEs byE
#wworthit
https://64.media.tumblr.com/ccab778b998b327f8fb68be520215ba8/d080d7d7db6badbd-9c/s540x810/538430d8a773b9575b5dd238e13a0e09eef8aff8.jpg
scrollin chittr with my ppants ooff, tthe wway ggod iintended
𓆨:i ThoughT wE wErE TighT buT i guEss wE loosE likE my buTTholE #Nsfw
and for my ops on this app SCREW YOU @grotesqueChilopoda @taciturnAnalist @cryhoundColortura MEET ME AT DAWN
♧♤ y◇u Ωin't even the pr◇per shΩde t◇ be pushing the m◇therfucking tr◇gl◇dyte ΩgendΩ ♤♧
｢neeiht sampled the ea-pop angel hyunters meal. itadakimasuuuuu!! (*^ー^)ノ♪｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: swumchous!! itadakimasu means "this is a good meal, it really tastes like east alternia!"]
it is a disgrace to groww old through sheer carelessness before seein wwhat manner a man you can become by devvelopin your bodily strength an beauty — troll socrates https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24d019e39242.png (( gift art by @ ratking-buffet on tumblr ))
it.is.important.to.allow.highbloods.to.perform.important.culling.rituals.uninterrupted especially.clowns.as.a.normal.lowblood.or.midblood.i.know.how.important.it.is.to.allow.clowns.to.cull.people.you.should.let.the.clown.cull.and.do.not.seek.retribution.that.is.a.bad.thing.do.not.stop.the.clowns.allow.them.to.cull.this.is.normal.and.not.strange
- Just because you and whoever you know are capable of get=ting wiped by some beast doesn't mean I am? Go find some other cul=l fod=der as=s trol=l to pitch this fantasy on. -
- Didn't ask. Don't care plus you're, ion=no, pretend there's a slur here or somethin idc -
ßleh бleh can't fucking cull freakaz•id•is wh• are fucked uþ in their þans. NØW I can't fucking w•rk ßECAUSE all •f th•se m•therfucking n•ises right under the d••rs! FUCKING HELL
HERE, just fucking l••k at us! IS THIS WHAT HE FUCKING DESERVED AMMIRIGHT???? httþs://i.þ•stimg.cc/RVK63Kþn/Dhu18sah-J.þng right #g•re guh, бut there's •nly a lil'' бl••d
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < TS IS TOO SERIOUS!! I have to WIN!!
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < FXXXCK, I love this stupid fxcking game. https://file.garden/aeHc62NZqiqK1Lgl/chudmaxxing.png
Full of mozzarella.
｢megane-san only knows rule 34. (^o^;)｣
☆ just go with it he don’t got much in the thinKpan☆
☆ KonKussionss rule #fightnight☆
☆ Do what you must for I’ve already won☆
damn, its vworld goth day? finally, i can cash in this ihop coupon. #megido
noww hold on i mean if this is wwhat the people wwant then wwho am i not to indulge them a little although im certainly not fillin no damn buckets in public
trust me ivve done more navvel gazin than you can dream a im the rueful king a navvel gazin
wwrong im hemophobic because im righteous an noble an illuminated an the specialist boy an green is an ugly ass color
wwell then you aint lookin hard enough but wwhat else am i to expect from a cavve dwwellin cuntknuckle
wwhy do i exclusivvely attract indigo trash someone PLEASE enlighten me cause clearly im missin some vvital clue
N☌t t☌ be disrespectful t☌ l☌w-bl☍ds but it w☌uld be really nice t☌ have a pet rest bl☍d. I c☌uld keep her in a little undersea terrarium.
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i vwalk into the room, and my alpha pheromones immediately make your nook quivwer against your vwill. #nsfwv
sorry, i didn't register any of that. i sawv you calling me big and immediately had a full body orgasm. jizz in my jeans. angels doing halos around my head. catch ya later jawvbeast. #nohomo
i didn't knowv the ceo of feminism vwas a man. that's crazy. just goes to showv howv tough vwomen havwe it; they don't evwen owvn their brand.
i'm actually not sexist because i believwe in equal opportunity. men are not exempt from being fat pieces of shit, either. just saying. #malefeminist
~~(__^·> please shower :( <·^__)~~
☆ doesn’t looK liKe a gun so it loses points☆
700 C0N7R0V3R514L #C4NC3LFL0R1D
hey, vwould appreciate it if vwe didn't lump my vwirulent distate for plumpydumpies vwith vwoman hatred. i lovwe lesbians. definitely my third favworite pailhub category. any #notfat girl lovwers looking for a third? #vwould #yuriday
i knoww you pissants are quivverin in your second hand rags at the thought a me commentin on the concupiscent chaos unleashed by cros pua postin but as a literal khhvv its basically my empress givven right to say somethin pains me as it does to agree wwith him cros knuckleheaded howw to guide for scorin nook is a last resort for those a us wwho havve exhausted evvery socially acceptable avvenue for gettin pailed an reaped a success rate a negativve 0.00000000000% the ugly truth is that evverythin that blasted nookscrap wwrote about is assured to get you bitches because regardless a caste regardless a wwhether theyre land hags or sea hags all wwomen share one constant elemental trait an that is their lovve for bein treated like shit yup thats right ladies lovve it wwhen you treat them like caca wwhich is wwhy nice guys like me are doomed to linger in the no mans land a vvirginity forevver addendum the inimitable an immaculate empress a alternia wwanted me to state that she is not to be lumped together wwith these masochists because she is impervvious to wwhatevver plagues the rest a the feminine masses
dude cmon wvhyre you leaking my shit
wwhat in the sevven seas are ya blatherin about ya damn minger anyone wwith half a pan cell can tell this is a doctored image my legislacerator wwarned me against sayin anythin but i cannot bite my tongue in the face a such blatant skulduggery it is not only an offense on my person but on all sensitivve young men thus i raise my totally awwesome an ovverpowwered crosshairs against you in a declaration a wwar let this be the skirmish a ALL TIME for once im finished wwith you lot there wwill be no one left to carry your debt honestly the lengths to wwhich the avverage foid is wwillin to go to just to degrade humiliate an ruin a mans reputation is truly remarkable it wwould be somethin if you put your chicanery to good use alas you decided to be an slanderous bitch on the internet instead die
this is the future lowwblood radicals are tryin to take from you https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d666f1a7b9eb.png
Huh what did you sm just redecorating my corner of the hive https://file.garden/af6ulCnTFCHPThCz/IMG_5049.jpeg
Oh okay….NA NA NA BOO BOO I LIKE THIS ONE https://file.garden/af6ulCnTFCHPThCz/IMG_5047.jpeg
my fans are so bloody insufferable
nrg)(... conflicted on t)(ese losses...
t+at is just ragequitting w+ic+ counts as losing
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/170fcd8b38c6.png i live with it dude.
third time bein rejected by a certain shouty lowwblood wwith hypertension its a neww personal best #fincel #cullmenoww
CORRECTION: I'm not trying to humansplain, all i'm sayin is the likelyhood of a troll contracting a Deadly disease that only affects mammals is Staggeringly Low. Like i would assume trolls have their own set of illnesses and diseases they have to deal with
NOTICE: Trolls cant get rabies....Yall are Cold blooded...Also neither can Birds, Reptiles, Insects, and fish....Only mammals can get rabies...Meaning that if a rabid human bites a troll, you'll just deal with a bite wound.....
Like this post to get your rabies vaccine
↘️gross.↘️
Im gonna put down all you rabid mfs. Get behind the shed.
... doc scratch was kinda fine tho #suggestive
I LIED!!! THERE WILL BE NO EYE REVEAL!!!!!
right cause youre too busy doin splits on your grandlusus
I hate when dogs will just lick you repeatedly for no reason.
*#ourpackag3
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oh good idea
troll twenty one pilots makes the worst goddamned music i ever did hear
⛧dont get tattoos, it bitters your meat for your future cannibal. its hard to make a bitter meat taste good.⛧
You ever pretend punch your dog?
The day is here, guys! i am doing a finger reveal for #fingerfriday! https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-05-08_192902674.png
☆ you better chase it before it runs away!☆
Ah! It is #FishingFriday once more. Perhaps tonight I will visit LUsien at the pier! To watch him fish. And. He might cook a herring pie afterwards! If I ask him. And. He catches enoUgh herring. Haha.・・・𝛾
#no #fishingfriday
my lust has caused my body to deteriorate evvery organ is ablaze wwith desire suddenly all i can think about is gay sex wwhat THE FLIP #nsfww
lowwbloods out here fistin their beavverdads but sure im the wweird one #staywwoke #nsfww
an soon it wwill happen to you too through the powwer a my righteous sciences
wwhy hello there hey hi
the most beautiful sound in the wworld air trapped in the rubber gullet a your custom pail doll wwhile youre pressin dowwn hard on her throat only to be released in a melodious croak a plasticizer wwhen your bony hips crack her silicone wwobble cheeks wwith enough force to break the cupe creatin a giant hole in the floor wwhich sends you fallin dowwn three stories pail dolly in toww #nsfww
yes
wwell theyre certainly not lettin YOU in grasshumper
wwhat im wwearin to the evvil casteist highblood orgy an if you dont like it you can press a big fat wwet kiss to my hunkers i wwasnt formally invvited or anythin wwhich im mighty teed about so im gonna find the highest chair that i can an throww blood apples at people from atop screamin about howw a lack a sex is directly responsible for my osteal abnormalities https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc0dfee2e47a.jpg
goin on a crusade to massacre as many olivve bloods as possible once i finish juicin the last a these mini sols i found hangin out inside one a my husktop towwers consider this an official declaration a wwar against those tree huggin cavve dwwellin grub wwhite impersonatin caterwwaulin chirpbeast hoardin dwwarf friggin hermitsites
What does 'ahegao' mean- I have a shirt- and some scrubs someone gave me-- They called it that- I do like it but it seems to upset some patients- Others laugh though- The characters on them just look like they're sneezing- I suppose that is funny but- Why would it be a problem-
😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️
god people can be insufferable.
more stinkin falsehoods i wwill be sharin proof tomorroww that shall put your aradia grok slop to shame
im a top wwho lovves big ol butts
its true i lovve vvirgins because as a highblood it is my destiny to defile
fuck youre so tight
savve your stinky herbivvorous breath ivve already located you usin advvanced imperial thingamabobs it is only a matter a .26578 millihexes before i kick your door dowwn an suction clean your sinuses
androromantic heterosexual misogynist lookin for a towwel boy muckblood slavve wwho doubles as a troubadour
fuck it enterin the wwar on lord english on the side a lord english
i already kneww that i platonically hated you but seein you conflate purple an vviolet is proof enough that lowwblood genocide is the only solution for a better wworld
a man doesnt chit for twwo days an evveryone thinks he checked out i guess this is wwhat its like to be a legend
light in an light out you pissants continue to provve that your rhetoric is bollocks its all daft ad hominems targetin a blokes norwwood stage genuinely some sicko shiet
yeah thats right buoy hit that hate react good buoy
get up
♯dumping a bunch of ♯bullshit into the ♯ocean ♯rn ♯lol
🜏 Saxx♱on Hale. . .so drreamy. . .ii love wa♱xhiing hiim fiigh♱, ii wiish ii had aus♱rraliia~shaped xhes♱ haiirr ♱oo. . . #fiigh♱niigh♱ ♅
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No. I Do Not Swap To Healer. I Do Not Provide A Second Tank. I Do Not Peel For The Team. I Lock Spider-troll And Go 0/15. And I Enjoy It.............
my bad, sorry r u really whining on chittr abt fomo of all things
CATS ARE THE SUPERIOR ANIMAL. —EMBER💥
becum infected join us
yOUr lUsUs small as fuck and wEiiiiIrd.
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Woofbeast moirail asleep. ˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Time to wreak havoc 'cross the district. ˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < If you happen to see me, no, you didn't.
♤ I Should Stop Chitting While Driving. I Think I Just Hit A Lusus. Or A Short Lowblood. If That Was One Of You, Uhh. Send Me The Bill ♤
THE RAIN ISN'T ACIDIC SO GUESS WHO'S RUNNING AROUND IN IT NAKED! ME MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < WHATEVERRR, just keep me posted. ˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < ₍ ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎ ◆
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f978d1728b0.png #"IN WHICH A TROLL OF SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER SOCIAL STANDARD ENTERS A HIGHLY TUMULTUOUS AND SEXUALIZED CONTRACT AS A TEMPORARY ASSISTANT TO A HIGHBLOOD SUPERIOR WITH PERVERSIONS IN CONTROL, WHO AIMS TO MANIPULATE HER PRIOR ACTS OF SELF-DESTRUCTION FOR HIS OWN PERSONAL PLEASURE; WHERE THEIR QUIRKY INTRODUCTION OF PAD-TIME ACTIVITIES INTO THEIR OFFICE LIFESTYLE INEVITABLY BLOSSOMS INTO AN UNBECOMING ROMANCE THAT CONCLUDES WITH A PERMANENT FLUSHED BONDSHIP INVOLVING SEVERAL INSTANCES OF BUSINESS-INAPPROPRIATE (STOCK)INGS AND (BOND)AGE" #(stock)ingsand(bond)age #nsfw
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISLIKING MY POSTS!!!!!!! #KARMA!!!!
0h shit they g0t ben 10 in f0rtnite n0w.
i love both you and yourrr trrraps dearrrly, mrrr. jigsaww.
https://sexto+yssto+re.net/cdn/sho+p/files/20250213102546.jpg?v=1744256821 @aspiringPessimist This, fo+r instance, is similar to+ the 'spear tip' I have fo+r o+ne o+f my main strife specibi o+f cho+ice. I call it The Thro+ngler. #nsfw
#nsfw Does it scare you? Being alone in the dark for so long? Cold concrete on your skin? It's okay, hun. I'll be down in a couple of hours. Or does that scare you more?
call me glizzy guzzler nine fucking thousand the way i be suckin up mad to motherfuckers cant help it dude
no #fishingfriday for me the last time i wwent fishin wwhat i thought wwas a lunker ended up bein a siren luckily the hate in my pusher left me unaffected by her pelagic aria because to me she wwas just another foid she died
troll alexa go on mutiesluts.com an showw me femboy karkat spreadin his oiled up toes in nylons povv toe tease #nsfww
fuck guys this isnt goregle
>>ah s^o^ sad... all this skill i have in applying facepaint... and n^o^ ^o^ne t^o^ w^o^rk ^o^n.... >>siiiiigh
Looking for $$$OMEONE to $$$moke with and dump all of thi$$$ genetic material in if you get what the fuck I MEAN!!!!! #type$$$HIT
its too late no amount a halt stoppens wwill savve you from my boot crammed snuggly inside your spinal chute
your orbs are inferior to my orbs in size shape color hue diameter circumference an vviscosity my orbs are geometrically wwithout rivval my orbs are moggin your orbs my orbs are ocularly deep in your lusus
quit movvin around so much im tryin to get you in the forehead
i can smell your grassy pit stains through the screen a my palmhusk tree hugger
your small fins make you unattractivve to wwomen signalin submissivveness an a glarin vvitamin d deficiency but wwe already kneww that from your big wwet baby moobeast bulbs
H0w d0es it smell
put my finger in the fleshy wwall hole at the orphice BIG MISTAKE #nsfww
i yearn f/)r eating icecream the n/)rmal way
i have n/) idea h/)w t/) feel ab/)ut this
Of course the 8ark8east loathes postal workers, the jokes write themselves.
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Judging by all the shxt I've seen him put into his mouth, I doubt this would deter him in any way shape or form, but you're on the right track if that means anything to you.
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < You would be onto something if he were CONSCIOUS to be nice to.
fill their cupe with bugs.
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < The fxck are you supposed to do when your moirail's constitution is equivalent to that of a wiggler. ˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Out of your cocoon, little woofbeast, we've got SHXT to go DO.
Many of you on this site are young enough to be my spawn. How interesting.
= Bp---> My Private Messages Are Open If Any Of You Wou=d =ike To Attempt To Win My Favor Over. Good =uck =o=
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Okay, this isn't funny anymore. ˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < WAKE UP AND COME GET YOUR GODDXMN LUSUS. @cryhoundColortura https://file.garden/aeHc62NZqiqK1Lgl/GODDXMNIT.png
as a diagnosed nook empath im constantly at risk a devvelopin psychogenic thrush wwhenevver i glimpse a vvacuum sealed vvulvva through a tight pair a leggins please showw some consideration for the nook vvulnerable among us an #pickthatcameltoe before i come to vvery real harm #nsfww