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fuck it enterin the wwar on lord english on the side a lord english

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alright but havve you considered the followwin i havve a cool as fuck vviolet streak in my hair an i hate wwomen

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THE SECOND THING IS COMPELLING. I DON'T THINK I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR HAIR.

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goregle it you lazy vverdant slut

Ah yes, there it is. The age-o+ld invective, hurled by the uneducated and undesired, to+ sho+w their bitterness at o+thers finding the happiness they crave so+ much, yet lack the self awareness to+ see the ways in which they sabo+tage their o+wn endeavo+rs, and wallo+w in self pity and ho+pelessness... Tho+ugh I must say, 'verdant' is a very go+o+d adjective. I'm impressed yo+u were able to+ co+me up with that o+ne, and even use it co+rrectly.

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my pusher has been hardened into a wweapon a total foid destruction after swweeps a brutal an soul crushin rejection my spirit is a wwithered shadoww a the man i once wwas the only thin propellin me forwward is the pelvvis shatterin desire to avvenge the humiliation i havve endured from duplicitous wwhores shovvin their shiny spheres in my face wwhile blowwin raspberries an flappin their flippers goin na na na na boo boo you cant touch this

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before i evven begin to parry your wweak as fawwk assertions i need to make it abundantly clear that im using vverdant as a slur any reference i make to the FILTH coursin through your stupid girl vveins is alwways meant wwith the utmost bigotry a bigotry so raww an unhinged that if givven form wwould snatch you up like a tornado startin wwith your wwrinkly soles since this is my fantasy i havve already decided that youre barefoot anywway im actually completely self awware im an activve participant in my owwn hell its an art but i dont expect you to understand

Hmmm... I'd give yo+ur little tantrum a 2 o+ut o+f 10, at best. Tho+ugh credit where it's due. Yo+u actually have managed to+ make me see Cro+nus in a lightly better light, by simple virtue o+f the fact that he's no+t yo+u.

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don't even attempt to reason with him, there hasn't 8een matter in his pan for sweeps

I'M TOO BUSY TO UNPACK ALL OF THIS. I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO. CUESTICKS TO CHALK AND CIGARS TO CLIP. @thegoodScratchdoctor UNPACK THIS AND TELL THE FISH TO FUCK OFF FOR ME.

As ordered allow me to ‘unpack’ this: You are, truthfully, a small and pathetic creature whose desire for affection and recognition by the fairer sex is beneath my lord, and your rage and hatred is small and unworthy of him.