JACKIE JACKIE JACKIE
@abyssopelagicPorker
she/herrr awwesome fucking pirrrate bitch!!!
#lususbonding https://file.garrrden/acd7UAnzhB1Mhiy8/Untitled925_20260426150841.png
howw do i piss of a human. ive been talking to this one human and they piss me the fuck off. I hate theirrr “vagueposting”. i wwant to get them back forrr it.
vague post about them. but in between real things about them, make stuff up
I mean, humans get pissed off at things same as trolls do, man. How would you piss off a troll?
species: giant ocoteba;st caste: violet die: t"deefinitely carnivorous" status: leastc oncern giatn oc tobeasts are icnredbily intellliiggent lusii w ho haev a repuutattion for sinkingg ships and eating hte crew reisding in them! how lov ely this lusuus is named gillauume and belongs to @abyssopelagicPorker https://file.garden/acd7UAnzhB1Mhiy8/Untitled682_20260426021213.png
(species: giant octobeast caste: violet diet: "definitely carnivorous" status: least concern giant octobeasts are incredibly intelligent lusii who have a reputation for sinking ships and eating the crew residing in them! how lovely this lusus is named gillaume)
sUCH A SWEETIE,
been rrreplaying one of my favorrrite games rrrecently. any otherrr massive fans forrr this classic arrround?? https://file.garrrden/acd7UAnzhB1Mhiy8/Untitled928_20260427014530.png
Matespr1tes tell1ng me she’s just flarp1ng l1ke no U are just an actual p1rate who robs people
#lususbonding https://file.garrrden/acd7UAnzhB1Mhiy8/Untitled925_20260426150841.png
trrrying on my matesprrrit’s clothes… TOO BAD IM FUCKING SHORRRT!!!! https://file.garrrden/acd7UAnzhB1Mhiy8/Untitled918_20260425223734.png
hop on!!!!! yeah!!!!!!! https://open.spotify.com/trrrack/6ySfvnEGsR5keLq9f3i1AU?si=lSlxv47STMemW3ue0vi4WA
https://i.postimg.cc/hGykYtwg/Untitled259-20260426014548.png first cosplay photo!! ne><t one i do will be probablyyyyy gojo or kirito or a character like them
enough rumblesphere chits lets get some aura farmin on the tl ill start https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d6bc6768f0a4.png
BACK OFF.
I could not be more happy to do so. Please take him.
oh fuck yeah dude
↗️OH MY GOD.↗️ ↘️oh my god.↘️ ↗️THERE ARE SO MANY HYPE MOMENTS.↗️ ↘️and aura↘️ ↗️CONTAINED WITHIN THIS ONE IMAGE.↗️ ↘️i am going to need to print this off and hang it on the inner wall of my worksquare.↘️ ↗️I CANNOT BEAR TO REMOVE MY BULBS FROM IT.↗️
A stiff wind would blow you over. - MC Oleana
morrre like shittrrr
Ha. Yeah. Classic.
it just dawwned on me howw overrrplayed that fucking joke prrrobably is. i apologize mrrr. trrrollbama.
No, please. Fear not. It is my favorite joke on this site. I think of it constantly. It can never be said enough.
https://chittr.ing/profile/barackObama/8e09bd4f-931a-4871-8a4e-608273078a77
i underrrstand noww. thank you, this has been a lovely interrraction.
anyone fww wwaterrr
big time
In my defence, bein' drrowned is awful. Apologies ferr th' insult, though.
wwe’rrre on like the same wwavelength brrro. i mess wwit you
as it happens i find myself messin wwith YOU keep up the prime oceanpostin AP
man being a sea dwwellerrr fucking rrrocks. sometimes i just take a step back and think "man. being a motherrrfuckerrr wwho lives in the ocean is awwesome." because it is. any big ocean heads that agrrree on this?
wwait true i wwas just thinkin exactly this
B33 < ok im not gonna kill myself ofur my furst drawing in ages B33 < @possessedCatgirl sorry this took so long!! B33 < in the future i n33d to remembpurr to make my lines a little heavier... https://i.imgur.com/JSLV9jS.png
:33< CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!
H3LL Y3AH I LOV3 IT!!! Thanks so much :333 mew~ 💖✨
B:DD < im glad you like it
GODTIER GOT ME HEIR OF BREATH THE WAY I BE SMOKIN THAT ZILLYPACK AND DISAPPEARIN INTO THE CLOUD IM GOIN BACK IN TIME TO RETCON MY DECISIONS JUST SO I CAN MAKE WORSE ONES #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #SUBSTANCES
c< its HiM... HOly fucKiNg sHit >c
#fishingfriday more like #fishingeveryday i will NOT be feeding my kitties that canned shit no way no how
what do yoU do with a drUnken sailor what do yoU do with a drUnken sailor what do yoU do with a drUnken sailor early in the morning? feed her to the snakes inside the snake pit feed her to the snakes inside the snake pit feed her to the snakes inside the snake pit early in the morning!
c< 2 tHe sNaKes iN tHe sNaKe pit? >c
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ ; mmm i give a sp♡︎sed sail♡︎r a glass ♡︎f water, s♡︎berin em up!! ;❀ .˚○ • °
That do+esn't so+und like that's ho+w that so+ng go+es at all... But I'm glad yo+u're having fun singing it!
anyone else be messing wwit this? i fuckin love this guy he’s my herrro https://imgurrr.com/a/slGS7oo
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ ; LMAOOO he l♡︎♡︎ks s♡︎ angry i fw it ;❀ .˚○ • °
yessss he has a blazing passion forrr games that alwways stuck wwith me!! molded me into wwho i am today!!!