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sUCH A SWEETIE,
species: giant ocoteba;st caste: violet die: t"deefinitely carnivorous" status: leastc oncern giatn oc tobeasts are icnredbily intellliiggent lusii w ho haev a repuutattion for sinkingg ships and eating hte crew reisding in them! how lov ely this lusuus is named gillauume and belongs to @abyssopelagicPorker https://file.garden/acd7UAnzhB1Mhiy8/Untitled682_20260426021213.png
<3-Me-looking-at-my-bobbey-the-sponge-commander-deck,-fully-knowing-I'm-going-to-get-hit-for-it-by-my-matesprit https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fb6bfd7fb0ae.png
species:: arboreal barkqui;;ll caste: olive dieet: herbivoe status: leaets concenr desspite beinncg herb ivorouss, thesse bastards are territorial and mean. theyy wiill sshoot .barbed s;pikse at whhathtey deem as threats, ie anytthing wi.hta.a pulse https://i.postimg.cc/DZTYBG91/IMG-4845.png
species: watreloogged pollywradith caste:v iolet.. diet:omnivore status:l east c,oncern k;nown for their sspeed and immens eapeptite, waterloggeed polllyywraitsh are loyal,. if mercurial, ucstodians to theirr wards. its s aid that in pre-hemmocaste societty,, these guys weree viewed ass acred beings, wit h((usually l.and-dwellixng) trolls beeing ussual sacrif,ices phot h,eree, provided by my dear moirai who i iwlll not be naaming u,nnder threats of retribution!!! https://i.postimg.cc/Qdgh4Ycz/IMG-4839.png
Matespr1tes tell1ng me she’s just flarp1ng l1ke no U are just an actual p1rate who robs people
everybody shut the fuck up, aas are f0llowing me. ahem. hey ladies, h0ws it going?
CRUSTACEANS FUN FACTS CRABS AND LOBSTERS "TASTE" AND "SMELL" WITH HAIRS ON THEIR BODIES HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/KG4QSX0D/UNTITLED287-20260426155445.PNG
I RAIDED THE CLOWN SCIENTOLOGY BUILDING WHILE DRESSED AS SPONGEBOB FROM SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!!!!! I AM CURRENTLY HIDING IN THE BASEMENT BEHIND A STACK OF BOXES!!! @YESTERDAYSPACIFIST @DALLYINGFOXTAIL @SPIRITUALMOTORIST @ABYSSOPELAGICCONUNDRUM WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?!?!?!?!? ALSO PHILOX IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another day, another intern asssking me out. Myssself being eight feet tall ssseemsss to be bringing out a boldnessssss among thessse, frankly, peonsss.
Globbie is what I call my gargoyle lusus Oh glub - Globbie nooo not the tank! *lusus proceeds to fuck up the ship*
Lowkey A group of college students go downsta1rs to the1r dorm lobby to get a del1very p1zza. There's only one 1ssue: They're 1nsanely h1gh on a homemade drug, turn1ng the1r s1mple journey down two sets of sta1rs 1nto a m1nd-bendingly transformat1ve quest m1ght be the worst f1lm 1 have ever seen the k1smeses near the end was pretty good though
hi everyone! im an aspiring l;usii.ologist nad figured a good way to get mmyself otu there would be to post a daillyy lususs image !feel free to submit your own llusii! i cantt wait to get this shitshow sta rted!
https://i.postimg.cc/hGykYtwg/Untitled259-20260426014548.png first cosplay photo!! ne><t one i do will be probablyyyyy gojo or kirito or a character like them
she suck me good and hard through my jorts #nsfw
...listening... https://open.spotify.com/track/2UREu1Y8CO4jXkbVqAtP7g?si=aba68b6c091d4781...
↗️OH MY GOD.↗️ ↘️oh my god.↘️ ↗️THERE ARE SO MANY HYPE MOMENTS.↗️ ↘️and aura↘️ ↗️CONTAINED WITHIN THIS ONE IMAGE.↗️ ↘️i am going to need to print this off and hang it on the inner wall of my worksquare.↘️ ↗️I CANNOT BEAR TO REMOVE MY BULBS FROM IT.↗️
evry1 postin boobies n stuff get on my level #nevrpostem #jsthavcleaveinthepfp
https://chittr.ing/profile/barackObama/8e09bd4f-931a-4871-8a4e-608273078a77
No, please. Fear not. It is my favorite joke on this site. I think of it constantly. It can never be said enough.
THE OPPS CUT MY LIFE SUPPORT BUT THE ZA GOT ME RISING AGAIN LIKE THE SIGNLESS HIMSELF EMERGING ON THE THIRD DAY #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #SUBSTANCES
Ha. Yeah. Classic.
enough rumblesphere chits lets get some aura farmin on the tl ill start https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d6bc6768f0a4.png
lovwe in a bottle? no no no ship in a bottle you dumbass.
https://i.postimg.cc/4ysccW3s/image-²0²6-04-²5-²¹5¹3950¹.png It may not be the purpose of this trend, but in support of it and as a callback to my own personal growth from the beginning of my training journey it feels right to re-post my post-training progress photo from all that time ago.¹ Much has happened since then, and I still have yet to find myself in a ring of any sort, but I continue my training to this night in the event I do. ¹ #nsfw to be safe. #progress #training ((ooc: art is mine!))
hi trollba,ma its an old pic but its all i got on hand #bigbeefymen https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/118173153_OnTpOy3J9eMQUDz.png
OKAY. TO CLARIFY. ON MY LAST POST. WHERE I SAID I WANTED A SIGN. ON MY TOMBSTONE. HEADSTONE. BuRIAL ARRANGEMENTS. AND OR DEAD BODY. TO SAY "GAYS DID THIS". I DID NOT CONSIDER THE IMPLICATIONS. AND WOuLD LIKE TO AMEND. "THE GAYS DID THIS. THEY DROVE ME TO THIS. FuCKED MY LIFE. AND I AM NEVER GOING TO FORGIVE THEM. EVEN NOW."
as it happens i find myself messin wwith YOU keep up the prime oceanpostin AP
big time
remember to hydrate. annd stretch. annd to always thinnk positive thinngs.
good, im not casteist
I would ride into battle for that Cronus.
yknovw, im not casteist, but i lowve yogurt #yogurt
there's always a bigger fish
crocker? i hardly knowv er!
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/F4J7FD.PNG I REGRET TO ADMIT THIS BUT IM HAPPY FOR THE SURVIVAL OF @NORMALPUPPET. I AM NOW ON A HIT LIST DUE TO MY INACTION IN THEIR TIME OF NEED.. BUT TO BE FRANK IT WAS VERY FUNNY TO WATCH AT THE TIME.
The thing about me, is that I'm nuanced. I contain layers.
MOTHER GRUB GONNA BE CALLING THAT INCESTUOUS SLURRY A SELFCESTUOUS SLURRY THE WAY I BE PAILING HALF THE ALTERNIAN POPULATION #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW
wwait true i wwas just thinkin exactly this
Do you love me, or do you just love my awesome traps?
B33 < ok im not gonna kill myself ofur my furst drawing in ages B33 < @possessedCatgirl sorry this took so long!! B33 < in the future i n33d to remembpurr to make my lines a little heavier... https://i.imgur.com/JSLV9jS.png
II lliike usiing the “human words” for thiings a llot. Apparentlly, they are the same ones that hiighblloods use too. II wonder who taught who. =:?
OF COURSE IM ON CHITTR YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT WHERE THE DESPERATION GOES I FOLLOW HAUNTING THAT PUSSY LIKE ITS THE NARRATIVE #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW
GODTIER GOT ME HEIR OF BREATH THE WAY I BE SMOKIN THAT ZILLYPACK AND DISAPPEARIN INTO THE CLOUD IM GOIN BACK IN TIME TO RETCON MY DECISIONS JUST SO I CAN MAKE WORSE ONES #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #SUBSTANCES
38) )(umans are soooooooo cute! Alternia needs some of t)(em! Maybe in like, an enclosure? -Editing for clarification! Weekend only volunteer )(umans. 38/ It isn't like t)(ey stay t)(ere forever! 38/ I sea t)(e pictures of w)(at t)(ey do to -Eart)(. No tanks! Just for fun observation!
For those of you who want to participate in #FishinFriday but do not want to participate alone, you may come with me. I will bring you a fishing rod and an appropriate amount of beers.
#fishingfriday more like #fishingeveryday i will NOT be feeding my kitties that canned shit no way no how
woke up today to roomie deadass smoking plastic. like little plastic blunt on fire with melted plastic dripping into the ashtray. i need new friends.
what do yoU do with a drUnken sailor what do yoU do with a drUnken sailor what do yoU do with a drUnken sailor early in the morning? feed her to the snakes inside the snake pit feed her to the snakes inside the snake pit feed her to the snakes inside the snake pit early in the morning!
#allard
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ ; LMAOOO he l♡︎♡︎ks s♡︎ angry i fw it ;❀ .˚○ • °
c< HOw are we dOiN tHis eveNiNg? >c
He keeps pulling up kelp thinking it's fish and he's getting SO tilted that I'm laughing so hard I think I might puke! #fishingfriday
But that's such a selfish way xf viewing things... Dx yxu at least sell it back tx pexple??? Yxu dxn't need /all/ that stuff after all!!! Nx way yxur deck fits that many cards X)))
A8solutely yes!
I almxst didn't read the tag and assumed yxu meant actual... Merchant ships... X(((
Just filled my black quadrant. Can't wait to bully them around with my superior everything. ♠
sat in the corner alone like a chud and then snuck out the back as was foretold. great hustle everyone