Snakeb:te
@hingedFang
Run, run, rabb:t
Y'reckon I need'a tag 'er? Eh. She'll f:nd 'er way. -- VIDEO FILE ATTACHED -- [The record:ng beg:ns w:th two f:gures tak:ng up the screen. One, a greenblood crouched low w:th the top half of h:s face just out of frame. He holds the other, a l:mp teal of amb:guously legal hue, up by the ha:r to face the lens.] “Sm:le for the camera, now,” [Snakeb:te speaks w:th a gr:n and a l:lt:ng southern drawl, vo:ce surpr:s:ngly smooth. The tealblood’s eyes are blown w:de w:th terror, the:r rap:d breaths the only movement on a body that :s otherw:se slack.] “Ah, that’s r:ght. Nearly forgot you ca:n’t. Just need some help, then.” [He places the thumb and foref:nger of h:s free hand on e:ther s:de of the:r l:ps, forc:ng the corners up wh:le a fr:ghtened wh:mper jumps from the:r throat.] “A:n’t that cute?” [He lets the s:des of the:r face return to rest and w:dens h:s own gr:n.] “Found th:s one wh:le out search:n’ for my new fr:end. Lot less sl:ppery’n that one. Say ‘H:, Dusk:e.’” [Snakeb:te grabs the tealblood’s arm to wave the:r hand at the camera.] “Y’wanna ask ‘er how many folks her freedom’s worth?” [A beat.] “Nah, me ne:ther. Best’a luck, cottonta:l.” [Snakeb:te drops the tealblood and reaches for the camera. The v:deo ends.]
Y'gotta be a real dumbsh:t t'escape a moon n' h:de out on :ts planet, tell y'what. Be a qu:ck one, I reckon. ♪
Landed down on the Scrapyard n' got them broken hounds offloaded real qu:ck-l:ke. Knew them folks'd pay a m:nt. Wonder :f'n I c:n conv:nce C:arel t'buy the funct:onal one.
F:nally gett:n' off th:s damned rock.
A':ght. S:nce she's yapp:n' my ear off now, m:ght 's well let 'er say 'er p:ece. Asked me t'address y'all as "pupp:es, k:tt:es, g:rls, n' pretty boys" wh:ch :s where I'm draw:n' the l:ne. But'cha c:n have the rest. Wanted t'tell y'all she'll be f:ne, a:n't 'er f:rst rodeo w:th th:s feller. Wanted Azalea t'know she's gonna get b:t when she g:ts too close. Look:n' forward t'see:n' Cammy n' she'll tell ':m "you" do:n' a':ght. A:n't gonna say who "you" :s, don't matter much 'cause apparently they know. Wants J:nx told she's too sweet for 'er, n' "I want her happy, not m:ne" T'everyone else: "Thanks for the fun everyone! See'ya later, maybe!"
Gotta say. Th:s :s a def:n:te f:rst. But the g:rl had one request. Who'm I t'deny 'er?
cute date. gonna take her out for boba next? pretty sure theres some good movies out rn too
eh, whats the rush? you didnt mind chasing em for LLike a week. dont see the probLLem in keeping the big guy waiting another coupLLe hours
cant be assed to take a pretty girLL out for a good time? weLLLL arent you a reaLL charmer
Cusp d:dn't grant me them jade :nst:ncts, :t'd seem. A:n't never been good':t grubs:tt:n'
skiLLLL issue but ok
Rabb:t's gett:n' speech back now. Ca:n't bel:eve I'm about'a agree t'th:s.
Eh, neverm:nd. Just real:zed I a:n't g:ve a sh:t.
Afraid? ⋆˚࿔
Of words on a screen? Downr:ght shak:n' :n my boots about :t.
Thank You For Announcing As Much.
H☽o☾w are th☽o☾se b☽oo☾ts, by the way? ⋆˚࿔
Cru:s:n' on autop:lot for a t:ck here. Maybe I w:ll sol:c:t some quest:ons. See what all m:ght be burn:n' a hole :n your pans.
Be real funny :f'n I dec:ded t'start tak:n' quest:ons. Though I reckon most'a my answers'd shake out t' "Who's ask:n'?" and "What'cha offer:n'?"
K:d's tak:n' a damn nap. Almost felt my pusher stop.
I've seen marks what pass out from stress. Never seen one close 'er eyes n' relax.
She sure seems l-ke a un-que spec-men.
i reca11 tthem tte11ing me tthey w0u1d d0 tthiz.
Y'all know I a:n't snatch:n' up trolls w:lly n:lly, yeah? I do the jobs I'm pa:d for. A:n't no more'n that.
she must be better, then, be(ause she (lowned on 7ou for a while. 7ou and i both know if she reall7 didn’t want to risk it, she would have a(ted different
Oh, sweetpea. A:n't enough money :n the world t'make me break someone outta where they're stuck. I'm :n the bus:ness'a putt:n' people back :n the:r cha:ns, not yank:n' 'em free.
Speak!n' as ~pr()perty~ t() ()ne th()se planet an' system ()wn!ng guys, s()met!mes all they need !s ()ne. ()ne guy sl!ps thr()ugh the cracks eas!er than a wh()le armada.
what, she’s ba(k there alread7? didn’t run far enough for an7 kind of travel time?
Oh, you're look:n' t'pay more'n what I got prom:sed? 'Fra:d I'm a man'a my word, sugar.
kinda thought that was obvious, do 7ou often get offers to break people out like that that that was 7our first thought?
Sorry, got d:stracted by you manag:n' t'craft a sentence what had three "that"s :n a row. S'almost :mpress:ve. Just f:gured you'd know better'n t'try. Type'a guy h:res me a:n't the sort that takes betrayal l:ghtly. I a:n't look:n' t'cross a man l:ke that.
i just started writing and that’s what happened, i guess. “it’s worth a shot” has been m7 whole mindset here, reall7
Reckon I oughta keep the glasses?
a.trophys.a.trophy
D☽o☾, and y☽o☾ur silly curse will be the least ☽o☾f y☽o☾ur w☽o☾rries. ⋆˚࿔
uh oh.
zeemz tthey g0t a g00d bite in at 1eazt.
Fuckin' hypocrrite.
Scratched l:ke hell too. K:d went down sw:ng:n' n' laughed all the way.
tthat z0undz c0rrect f0r tthem.
why is everyone reacting like this? shes smiling?
i hope that bite hurt.
the one she did to you, obvious|y
I a:n't much a gambl:n' man. But I'd bet good odds on t'n:ght.
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There's a qu:p :n 'ere 'bout snake eyes, but I a:n't qu:te corny enough to f:nd :t.
Y'know. There a:n't a lot I wouldn't do fer the r:ght pr:ce. You go ahead n' make'a that what'cha w:ll.
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A:n't no weapons us common folk can g:t our hands on that the fleet a:n't got at 30x the f:repower. Gave me a real good chuckle though.
3> You got bitched, I can't lie. <3
People should not be overawed by the power of modern weapons. It is the value of trollkind that will decide victory.
Believe what you may think. Helicopters and large ships will do you well, for so long.
Read Carefully, This is the correct mindset to have. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations
A:n't got no sk:n :n the game m'self. Just do:n' my good deed fer the sweep n' warn:n' y'all k:ds what'cha got a'com:n'.
agreed.
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7eah but he’s tin7 so it’s fine. what’s he gonna do
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just fLLick him away with your bigass hand. probLLem soLLved -v-
St:ll a:n't sure how you got on up there. Gotta g:t down somet:me, though ~
How's a lowblood get t'be grown w:thout learn:n' how t'take :t on the ch:n, anyhow?
♡⸝⸝ who u 7alkin bou7? im nosy ⸝⸝♤
Persn:ckety l:l' helmstroll. Loves to cla:m :t's cathart:c, but all I ever seen :s her gett:n' more n' more wound up.
♡⸝⸝ ohhhhhh. ain7 her faul7 she ain7 go7 7he mindse7 for i7 n 7hey forced her in7o i7 anyhow. she'll ei7her develop i7 or she won'7 i guess. ain7 really her faul7 she ain7 go7 ano7ha way of ven7in ei7her. 7hey ain7 exacly make i7 easy for her. ⸝⸝♤
Mm. Jus' seems that "vent:n'" a:n't do:n' noth:n' but mak:n' 'er feel worse. S'one th:ng t'be sn:pp:n' at any h:ghblood what p:ss you off. Another t'be do:n' as much when you a:n't got sk:n th:ck enough to handle the:r rebuttals.
♡⸝⸝ yeahhhh 7bh u ain7 wrong... poor girl 7hey fucked i7 up real bad. i feel like every7ime i see her she 7alkin a lil less coheren7ly. hope i7 feels a lil be77er soon n ge7s 7o sor7a regula7e alla7... ⸝⸝♤
[⚙︎ Least vague post on the time|ine. Sometimes a tro|| just can't hand|e the pressure. ⚙︎]
Ra:n's com:n' down hard ton:ght. Be refresh:n' :f the a:r weren't so damp.