Snakeb:te
@hingedFang
Run, run, rabb:t
Y'gotta be a real dumbsh:t t'escape a moon n' h:de out on :ts planet, tell y'what. Be a qu:ck one, I reckon. ♪
Landed down on the Scrapyard n' got them broken hounds offloaded real qu:ck-l:ke. Knew them folks'd pay a m:nt. Wonder :f'n I c:n conv:nce C:arel t'buy the funct:onal one.
F:nally gett:n' off th:s damned rock.
A':ght. S:nce she's yapp:n' my ear off now, m:ght 's well let 'er say 'er p:ece. Asked me t'address y'all as "pupp:es, k:tt:es, g:rls, n' pretty boys" wh:ch :s where I'm draw:n' the l:ne. But'cha c:n have the rest. Wanted t'tell y'all she'll be f:ne, a:n't 'er f:rst rodeo w:th th:s feller. Wanted Azalea t'know she's gonna get b:t when she g:ts too close. Look:n' forward t'see:n' Cammy n' she'll tell ':m "you" do:n' a':ght. A:n't gonna say who "you" :s, don't matter much 'cause apparently they know. Wants J:nx told she's too sweet for 'er, n' "I want her happy, not m:ne" T'everyone else: "Thanks for the fun everyone! See'ya later, maybe!"
Gotta say. Th:s :s a def:n:te f:rst. But the g:rl had one request. Who'm I t'deny 'er?
cute date. gonna take her out for boba next? pretty sure theres some good movies out rn too
eh, whats the rush? you didnt mind chasing em for LLike a week. dont see the probLLem in keeping the big guy waiting another coupLLe hours
cant be assed to take a pretty girLL out for a good time? weLLLL arent you a reaLL charmer
Cusp d:dn't grant me them jade :nst:ncts, :t'd seem. A:n't never been good':t grubs:tt:n'
Rabb:t's gett:n' speech back now. Ca:n't bel:eve I'm about'a agree t'th:s.
Eh, neverm:nd. Just real:zed I a:n't g:ve a sh:t.
Of words on a screen? Downr:ght shak:n' :n my boots about :t.
Cru:s:n' on autop:lot for a t:ck here. Maybe I w:ll sol:c:t some quest:ons. See what all m:ght be burn:n' a hole :n your pans.
Be real funny :f'n I dec:ded t'start tak:n' quest:ons. Though I reckon most'a my answers'd shake out t' "Who's ask:n'?" and "What'cha offer:n'?"
K:d's tak:n' a damn nap. Almost felt my pusher stop.
I've seen marks what pass out from stress. Never seen one close 'er eyes n' relax.
i reca11 tthem tte11ing me tthey w0u1d d0 tthiz.
Y'all know I a:n't snatch:n' up trolls w:lly n:lly, yeah? I do the jobs I'm pa:d for. A:n't no more'n that.
she must be better, then, be(ause she (lowned on 7ou for a while. 7ou and i both know if she reall7 didn’t want to risk it, she would have a(ted different
Oh, sweetpea. A:n't enough money :n the world t'make me break someone outta where they're stuck. I'm :n the bus:ness'a putt:n' people back :n the:r cha:ns, not yank:n' 'em free.
Speak!n' as ~pr()perty~ t() ()ne th()se planet an' system ()wn!ng guys, s()met!mes all they need !s ()ne. ()ne guy sl!ps thr()ugh the cracks eas!er than a wh()le armada.
Oh, you're look:n' t'pay more'n what I got prom:sed? 'Fra:d I'm a man'a my word, sugar.
kinda thought that was obvious, do 7ou often get offers to break people out like that that that was 7our first thought?
Sorry, got d:stracted by you manag:n' t'craft a sentence what had three "that"s :n a row. S'almost :mpress:ve. Just f:gured you'd know better'n t'try. Type'a guy h:res me a:n't the sort that takes betrayal l:ghtly. I a:n't look:n' t'cross a man l:ke that.
i just started writing and that’s what happened, i guess. “it’s worth a shot” has been m7 whole mindset here, reall7
Reckon I oughta keep the glasses?
D☽o☾, and y☽o☾ur silly curse will be the least ☽o☾f y☽o☾ur w☽o☾rries. ⋆˚࿔
Scratched l:ke hell too. K:d went down sw:ng:n' n' laughed all the way.
why is everyone reacting like this? shes smiling?
I a:n't much a gambl:n' man. But I'd bet good odds on t'n:ght.
༻𐫱༺ I 𝒽ope ss𝒽e keepss you on t𝒽iss planet you desspisse for anot𝒽er nig𝒽t yet🌻 ༻𐫱༺
There's a qu:p :n 'ere 'bout snake eyes, but I a:n't qu:te corny enough to f:nd :t.
Y'know. There a:n't a lot I wouldn't do fer the r:ght pr:ce. You go ahead n' make'a that what'cha w:ll.
A:n't no weapons us common folk can g:t our hands on that the fleet a:n't got at 30x the f:repower. Gave me a real good chuckle though.
People should not be overawed by the power of modern weapons. It is the value of trollkind that will decide victory.
Believe what you may think. Helicopters and large ships will do you well, for so long.
Read Carefully, This is the correct mindset to have. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations
A:n't got no sk:n :n the game m'self. Just do:n' my good deed fer the sweep n' warn:n' y'all k:ds what'cha got a'com:n'.
How's a lowblood get t'be grown w:thout learn:n' how t'take :t on the ch:n, anyhow?
Persn:ckety l:l' helmstroll. Loves to cla:m :t's cathart:c, but all I ever seen :s her gett:n' more n' more wound up.
♡⸝⸝ ohhhhhh. ain7 her faul7 she ain7 go7 7he mindse7 for i7 n 7hey forced her in7o i7 anyhow. she'll ei7her develop i7 or she won'7 i guess. ain7 really her faul7 she ain7 go7 ano7ha way of ven7in ei7her. 7hey ain7 exacly make i7 easy for her. ⸝⸝♤
Mm. Jus' seems that "vent:n'" a:n't do:n' noth:n' but mak:n' 'er feel worse. S'one th:ng t'be sn:pp:n' at any h:ghblood what p:ss you off. Another t'be do:n' as much when you a:n't got sk:n th:ck enough to handle the:r rebuttals.
♡⸝⸝ yeahhhh 7bh u ain7 wrong... poor girl 7hey fucked i7 up real bad. i feel like every7ime i see her she 7alkin a lil less coheren7ly. hope i7 feels a lil be77er soon n ge7s 7o sor7a regula7e alla7... ⸝⸝♤
[⚙︎ Least vague post on the time|ine. Sometimes a tro|| just can't hand|e the pressure. ⚙︎]
Ra:n's com:n' down hard ton:ght. Be refresh:n' :f the a:r weren't so damp.
@deathrowJoyhound How's about a game'a "guess who?"
The way y⚣u're licking y⚣ur fangs in the picture t⚣⚣ with y⚣ur f⚣rked t⚣ngue... I kn⚣w a thirst trap when I see ⚣ne -3-
Eh. Th:ngs got a m:nd'f :ts own. Y'sure y'a:n't just tell:n' on yourself, ponyboy?
I mean, yes. It's incredibly attractive, but i'm p⚣sitive this was the reacti⚣n y⚣u were g⚣ing f⚣r -_-
F:gured :t'd happen. Wasn't shoot:n' for :t. Ma:n goal was t'gloat. Y'feel wrong enjoy:n' a man who's handsome on purpose, mm?
I have mixed feelings ab⚣ut y⚣u in general. Y⚣u're getting a kick ⚣ut ⚣f t⚣ying with me this way I'm sure -3-
Toy:n' w:th ya, huh, dollface? Don't sound half bad ~
This Isn't Going To Stop Me From Hitting You Over The Pan With A Blunt Object If I See You In Pursuit. #serene #violence
Not Of Me, Though I Hope It Goes Without Question That If You / Were / In Pursuit Of Me, The Way You Look Wouldn't Matter.