Snakeb:te
@hingedFang
Run, run, rabb:t
Ca:n't l:e t' y'all. I'm m:ss:n' that burger I ate yestern:ght.
>> Can you get another burger ?
At th' moment? B:t occup:ed stak:n' out a mark.
♡⸝⸝ in my defence i7 ain'7 like 7he 7ime i7 7akes u 7o ge7 a burger is gonna gimme alla7 much of a heads7ar7 LMAO ⸝⸝♤
Rabb:t's real restless ton:ght. S'almost l:ke she got somewhere t'be ~
Neverm:nd. There's my actual b:ggest fan.
(‡▼益▼) I HOPE WHILE YOU'RE CHASING PEOPLE WHO DON'T DESERVE IT YOU FALL DOWN A HOLE IN A MOUNTAIN AND GO ON A JOURNEY OF SELF DISCOVERY WHILE MEETING A COLORFUL CAST OF WEIRD LUSII-ADJACENT CHARACTERS AND LEARN THE TRUE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP AND LETTING GO. (‡▼益▼) AND THEN YOU FUCKING DIE. ♫
My b:ggest fan's onl:ne, look':t that.
(‡▼益▼) BACK OFF, UGLY!!! IF YOU DON'T LEAVE THEM ALONE, I'LL GET SASUKE TO USE HIS NINJA SKILLS ON YOU!!! ♫
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ I DON'T CARE *WHO* YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BASTARD!!! ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, YOU'RE A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE MAN! ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ GO CHOKE ON YOUR STUPID FANGS WHEN I GET SONIC TO KICK THEM IN!!! ♫
(°ㅂ°╬) YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! NOW YOU'RE SCARED! ♫ (°ㅂ°╬) RUN FOR THE HILLS, LOSER! ♫ (°ㅂ°╬) BEFORE I UNLEASH MY...MY...AUUGUGHH... ♫ Woah there, babe! I may be the fastest thing alive, but if you transform, even I won't be able to hold you back! (°ㅂ°╬) DON'T TRY AND STOP ME, SONIC!!! ♫ (°ㅂ°╬) I'M GONNA...I'M GONNA...!!! ♫ Cyphel, don't! You heard what sensei said! If you pull the wolf out of the bottle, you can't put it back in! (°ㅂ°╬) HHHH...AAAGGGHHH.. ♫
(╬`益´) WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT?! (╬`益´) I DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM YOU OF ALL PEOPLE, BUB! (✯◡✯) C'mon, Sonic! Let's blow this popsicle stand and go kiss! ♫ Woah, you're my chili dog, Cyphel! (✯◡✯) Oh, Sonic... <3 <3 <3 <3 ♫
Ca:n't even yawn too hard w:thout my fangs fl:pp:n'. Spr:ng loaded l:ttle fuckers.
It's almost as :f publ:cly acknowledg:ng yourself as a threat'll make folks ra:se the:r hackles when y'start pok:n' 'round the:r flock. I'm r:ght wounded ~
Reckon I'm back outta here once I f:n:sh up th:s hunt. Ca:n't qu:te put a f:nger on :t, but a tr:p to Hell's sound:n' real appeal:n' 'bout now ~
Oh no. Oh dear. Mutt's gone and smashed :tself 'ga:nst a tree. That k:ck must'a really done a number on :ts coord:nat:on. What a r:ght p:ty, that ~ Scrap metal, anyone?
♡⸝⸝ HELL YEAH FUCK 777HA777 777HANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ⸝⸝♤
Got a damn good k:ck :n on the th:ng 'fore she got away. Lucky me ~
Wouldja look':t that. A rabb:t all coz:ed up :n her burrow, :f'n my senses steer me r:ght. Guess I've found where I'll be camp:n' tol:ght ~
The words I got for Carmen a:n't f:t for mortal eyes.
♡⸝⸝ well if 7he sun weren'7 up i'd play 7oys bu7 i7 is so can u jus 7ell me pleaaaseeee you don7 ge7 paid if i burn 7o a crisp so likeeeeee. can u 7ell me <3 ⸝⸝♤
Bold cho:ce tagg:n' me :n a thread r:ght before mak:n' plans to stay :n one spot for an extended t:me. Ca:n't say I've seen that one before.
♡⸝⸝ LMAO i like playin w fire boy you gonna come 7ry burn me? ⸝⸝♤
I a:n't gonna walk :n on ya do:n' th'deed. Got at least that much honor.
♡⸝⸝ you lucky I ain'7 7he violen7 sor7 of I'd 7urn shi7 righ7 back round on you boy ⸝⸝♤
Y'reckon I need'a tag 'er? Eh. She'll f:nd 'er way. -- VIDEO FILE ATTACHED -- [The record:ng beg:ns w:th two f:gures tak:ng up the screen. One, a greenblood crouched low w:th the top half of h:s face just out of frame. He holds the other, a l:mp teal of amb:guously legal hue, up by the ha:r to face the lens.] “Sm:le for the camera, now,” [Snakeb:te speaks w:th a gr:n and a l:lt:ng southern drawl, vo:ce surpr:s:ngly smooth. The tealblood’s eyes are blown w:de w:th terror, the:r rap:d breaths the only movement on a body that :s otherw:se slack.] “Ah, that’s r:ght. Nearly forgot you ca:n’t. Just need some help, then.” [He places the thumb and foref:nger of h:s free hand on e:ther s:de of the:r l:ps, forc:ng the corners up wh:le a fr:ghtened wh:mper jumps from the:r throat.] “A:n’t that cute?” [He lets the s:des of the:r face return to rest and w:dens h:s own gr:n.] “Found th:s one wh:le out search:n’ for my new fr:end. Lot less sl:ppery’n that one. Say ‘H:, Dusk:e.’” [Snakeb:te grabs the tealblood’s arm to wave the:r hand at the camera.] “Y’wanna ask ‘er how many folks her freedom’s worth?” [A beat.] “Nah, me ne:ther. Best’a luck, cottonta:l.” [Snakeb:te drops the tealblood and reaches for the camera. The v:deo ends.]
♡⸝⸝ Ain'7 my faul7 7hey s7uck around 7he area af7er I fuckin 7old em no7 7o you ain'7 gonna guil7 me abou7 i7 bu7 i7 is your faul7 you're a prick ⸝⸝♤
Feel:n' burnt we d:dn't get'chur pretty face on camera, sweetheart? Always next t:me ~
Oh? Reckon I m:ght'a just found someth:n' fun.
@fatallyForever Follow:n' me 'round w:th them cute l:l' reacts don't much look l:ke skedaddl:n', sunsh:ne. I'm r:ght tw:sted up 'bout these m:xed s:gnals you're send:n' me ~
Mm. In that case you spend an awful lotta t:me feed:n' :nto your own m:sery. Reckon :f I were :n your w:res I'd be k:ll:n' my t:me w:th th:ngs a helluva lot more pleasurable'n yapp:n' at the folks I "got reason to d:sl:ke"
Well a:n't that a sl:ppery one.
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♡⸝⸝ HAHAHAAHAHA oh honey you are gonna have 7he wors7 7ime wi7h me snakeboyyyy im bou77a be annoyin as fuck!!! ⸝⸝♤
Y'underest:mate my tolerance, dollface. Go ahead n' have your fun. I'll wa:t n:ce n' pat:ent for my turn ~
♡⸝⸝ oh 7hank fuckkkkkk yknow i was sayin 7o a ma7e 7he o7her day "man i hope whoever's chasin me down go7 a sense of humour cus o7herwise i7s gonna be like grindin on 7he 7ermina7or!" n 7hey said im crazy bu7 hey. here we are! ⸝⸝♤
S:tuat:on remed:ed. Pay better be damn fuck:n' good.
A:n't no way that's a l:ve goddamn rat :n my g:rl's goddamn eng:ne. Y'come back to th:s sh:thole rock for one fuck:n' n:ght.
