♣ mediated by @cryhoundColortura

၄⋆၃ jegus xhrist xan you just let him go question mark dont xare what he did to you or what you think he did to you but this is just fuxked up
gol.dfi꠹h...

curse of one sock wet eternally.

it's not a hard assumption to jump to? just tellin' me it was unintentional don't exaCt lessen the 6low. like C'mon, man. how am i always in the wrong on this shit?

꒦꒷ this other person is kind of funny learn how to spell first damn
_ THis is your reminder tHat trolls cannot Get preGnant. We do not Have tHe anatomy for it. Our nooks do not connect to a womb. We cannot carry younG. Any allusions to tHe contrary is eitHer a joke, or some sort of maGic. More likely tHe former, knowinG tHis website. _ #suGGestive #isuppose #cw-preGnancy #preGnancy #dasHwatcHinG #tootiredfortHissHit
Bro$ name i$ tit in troll mexican $lang 😭
theres only one troll im thinking about this matesprit monday and thats my s*eet chichi. i miss you babygirl and ho* s*eet you are. i kno* i ha-ent been the best but ill get better and ill change for you. the hi-e isnt the same *ithout you around. BABY COME BACK!

Yeah, my prongs and walk stubs are working class.

< FLORID, YOU GAVE ME FLEAS. I FORGIVE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE FUNNY. >
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Knowing The Context Of This Letter, I Will Not Be Publishing It. @markzucc Please Stay Safe Out There Wherever You Are Zuccia, We Care About You.

Who the HELL refers to "in real life" as "IN TROLL"????????

3> Cobalts disgust me. <3
Y'all know I a:n't snatch:n' up trolls w:lly n:lly, yeah? I do the jobs I'm pa:d for. A:n't no more'n that.
SUBJECT: HEYYY GUYSSS 😋😜😜😝 s⨁⨁ that weird tr⨁ll wh⨁ kept m⨁cking my deceased empl⨁yee g⨁t CAPTURED??? Oh what a bummer..Deserved ig my empl⨁yees n i shared accs and her n⨁tifs were ann⨁ying af🙄 anyway TOODLES!! - THE BOSS
ill ha-e to get her a ne* palmhusk. the last thing i need is this bitch bothering more than she already does
oh my cod im NOT going to kill her. *hats the fun in that. shell be back soon enough, shes just gotta *ake up.

oh wait its markZucc yeah someone should help her get tf away from her ""matesprit""
taking the "human kin" out of my bio for good because the local pony play pervw is trying to bond vwith me ovwer the fake identity i contrivwed to get p&p from mentally unstable beforan vwomen and i cant afford that right nowv. or evwer. this is social suicide.
i ghave ALL tghe wghim$y and ALL tghe bitcghe$
did you ju$t call me a random per$on i am NOT random i am very well known actually
D-n't sh--t the messenger, I'm simply just here t- well-- Message
like like like lke brieng hing dorguy wantcomewithpuppy pleasze Why are you running?
wheadt does pueuppy mean normal post noremal doorguyposttimes How would you kill a liar?

harnessin the hopes and dreams a one thousand THOUSAND naivve wwigglers to conjure a spell that is most bright and true indeed to turn one random land dwweller into a flesh cube
dor d dorguy is tel you now :) yourswelcome puppy :) Where do you keep your cigarettes?
kild accident ar asleep mayhbe can u check i don t not sure what is sleep and dead just wadtches to check 'are dead' if wake up not dead What the fuck is a cryhound?
yaey what boutd body? puld somewhone into inbetwdween eyes fell out they ar so very sleepby sleepy tirfed bleeding a little sorgy put in abultionBATHROOMblock closedt sorgy How many eggplants can you eat in an hour?
hate the concept of getting banned. i made a couple mistakes here or there and nowv you don’t vwant me anymore?! not evwer again?! not just on the internet but from anything at all. just exclusionary at a certain point. unfair as hell to men like me vwho are admittedly a little prone to blunders. in case you’re vwondering i got banned from a book club because apparently flashing people isn’t allowved there. my bad. she acted like she vwanted it then that bitch ratted me out. if you’re reading this, you knowv vwho you are. you’re on my shit list nowv. #nsfw
@cryhoundColortura hi pu ppuy this igs ur closdet rite? i donh know if for sure sorgy hjow do i paye rentd? wanna paye rent liek real person :) If a sport was named after you how many sports teams would be in your local area? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dccacfdd007b.png
i liv in therwe close dhing how di o i pay rendt ow percevption :(

"Every curse is but +nother stone to hone my bl+de +g+inst. You +re not the first nor will you be the l+st."

"You would bring + simple bug to be+r +g+inst me? Foolish."
ok so does anyone else havwe a booger fetish or is that just me? i need a sexy vwhore to vwipe her nose on my supple and manly pecs. #nsfw #nsfwe #maybe?

~I need t~O get caught up in O~ne O~f th~Ose grubnapping plO~ts and then die O~f unrelated reasO~ns, like I'm allergic tO~ the gruel they're keeping me ~On, O~r black m~Old in the basement. AlsO~ my pants wO~uld be dO~wn. that'll keep em O~n their t~Oes~ ~#suggestive #death~

I feel rather bad ab☽o☾at it n☽o☾w...I am s☽o☾rry f☽o☾r any pain I will have inadvertently caused. ⋆˚࿔

out a curiosity do you havve an inclination about wwhether she is wwearin a fetchin wwitchy getup wwith heels and exposed toes
Takes your title away.

[HEHEHEHE HAHAHAHAHA WE LIVE LIFE LIKE WILD BEA$T$ OUT IN THE $UMMER BREEZE, WE ARE FREE MY YAOI FAIRY - THE BO$$]

[PRETTY LITTLE PIE#E A WORK BLEEDING OUT ON THE GROUND, WHAT A $HAMEEEE. AH HAHA! I'M GLAD I GET A TURN WITH THE PALMHU$K! - $IN#ERELY, THE MOTHERFU#KING BO$$!! #VIOLEN#E]
SUBJECT: O⨁f, h⨁stage d⨁es n⨁t like hands ⨁n his neck and tried t⨁ bite me when I did. N⨁ted.
SUBJECT: Little green guy ⨁ver there said it, m⨁ney. The b⨁ss has a big appetite f⨁r the big bucks.

[$ORRY, BUT I #AN'T GO AGAI$NT ORDER$. WHAT THE BO$$ $AY$ GOE$.]
S'cute y'th:nk y'can faze me, k:d. Sweetheart, I'm a dog. Jus' don't cross that l:ne w:th marks.

i'm lowkey nothing

꒦꒷ i can try harder than that to get rid of your pathetic scrawny ass you shit eating moon fish

꒦꒷ tape horn to hair?

꒦꒷ wat about horn? horn not helthy horn grew wings an fly away

꒦꒷ troll helthy thou i cheked!

꒦꒷ oki

꒦꒷ ok opmein de door but i kep troll alrigh want tea?

꒦꒷ oooooh 👁👁 investigatin!!

꒦꒷ okay if i die tell florid i love him

꒦꒷ noo fmrem fremdis femdis remdis

꒦꒷ fremd

꒦꒷ yuckk phone not tast good bleg

o(〒﹏〒)o Why are you being so mean to me... o(〒﹏〒)o This bozo is literally trying to steal my boyfriends... ♫

-- selfshipperSavant [SS] changed their mood to CHOLERIC! -- ♫

୧((#Φ益Φ#))୨ I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM YOU, BUB! ♫

[WE LITERALLY LOOK LIKE $LUG$ A$ GRUB$ FLORID...]
~~~~~~~~ Hm. Purple or blue? ((#cannibalism implied))

POINT OF ORDER! ee *just* said they don't know

cats suck
BREAKING NEWS: our tie breaker is the o1ive host, 1ets give a warm we1come to...oh he didn't even make it to the stage...we11 that back up has a1so been cu11ed off screen, our votes shall continue? THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

↘️wow. i cannot believe it. i have been educated.↘️ ↗️THIS IS. GROUNDBREAKING.↗️ ↘️lowbloods are oppressed?↘️

It's fine. I'm s)(utting off my darn s)(ellp)(one and I will apologize wit)( grace later. 38|

every time you walk through a door you ENTER A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE where something is very slightly off.

hrnn not just highbloods though royalbloods please respect the distinction slopblood
>>| who's now responsible for .all yaoi? for .all men kissing .and more? #yaoi #yaoineedtolive

although it is not my goverwnment i am pleased to see severwal humans step down willingly orw not so willingly to be rweplaced by qualified trwolls this is a diverwsity win because the spectrwum of ourw bloods is so much morwe varwied than theirw cherwrwy juices

#meenahcoup good hustle everyone. #womanmoment

also get yo panties out of your cracks and reelax trollbamas naut efin here

im naut firin anybody btw you all gonna stay workin for me hang on this chump has a shitty sword who gave the grey house security swords who do we think we are

hey ny lusus death cults around? i hav a lusus in need of culling :)
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꒰𓇼didnt kn𖦹ew chittr had fffrrrreaks like eeey☾c☾kkkkk𓇼꒱
dont havwve that kind of time for olivwves.
a beta is too much of a flippin nook to showw his bottom feeders online an alpha wwill confidently present his grippers wwithout a care in the briny deep but lacks the erudition an wwit to comprehend the powwer he wwields betwwixt his toes a sigma wwell heh a sigma knowws wwhen an howw to play his incantation summoner cards he has mastered the craft a public provvocation commandin sheeple like poseidon commands the sea

STALL OUT DEATH ALL YOU WANT. YOU SHALL MEET IT ALL THE SAME.
/down𝐋oaded 𝐋o𝐋 for a chud ass chara 𝐋arp 𝐋arp sahur
i am cosmically and comically fated to bein a beta laughinstock dualscar can post a photo a me as a grub askin if he should jettison me (wwish he had put me out a my misery) an all the comments pointedly ignore the gleeful declaration a grubicide to make a movve on my old man it just so happens that bein a silvver slybeast means you can take delight in the torture an subsequent murder a certain helpless critters wwith zero accountability evven trollbama wwill pardon a frothin at the gash grub killer so long as hes hot noww im not sayin ivve nevver been possessed by the schadenfreude to pop a lil one under my boots heel im not against wweedin out the wweak im against double standards not to mention that wwas a particularly offensivve picture to choose i look fat an greedy #vviolence

i am not making any movement on #chittrbingo. ugh.

we call that being hiveless and that is exclusively rweserwved forw the class known as the bum

MISOGYNY ISN’T REAL.
Ideally I Will Keep Him Stuck There Through The Night. He Has Been Tanking The Company Image With Some Of These Posts And The Shock Collar Was Clearly Not Enough ~ Madame Script

i got impatient sorry
tr◇lls d◇n't even let y◇u preΩch unpleΩsΩnt truths in peΩce these dΩys. 🙄

are you phuntr
𓆨:#farTCummiNg #Nsfw
𓆨:you arE jusT a liTTlE iNsECT To mE. EyEs glow rEd

wehre is my stick. ben baitd and now confusd
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hOw dIstUrbIng! I hOpE yOU ArE stIll AlIvE frIEnd, my dAtE Is gOIng wEll I wIll bE thErE In A fEw hOUrs :)

☆ hey bring me baKK a paranatural thing yeah whenever you get yoinKed outta this dimension☆

▲bro you're gonna die▼
- That's crazy cause that would never hap=pen to me. -
- Didn't ask. Don't care plus you're, ion=no, pretend there's a slur here or somethin idc -
- Some of you are out here living in complete disar=ray. I shouldn't be at risk of trip=pin on some bul=lshit when I break into your hive. -

some of you make it VERY APPARENT youre hollow on the inside. puppeteered by stilts and MAGNETS..

sorry ladies, but i do hawve a favworite gal. sensitivwe chest, tight nook, absolute bulge fetishist, total bimbo slut... my rosies an 11/10 and it aint evwen close. she just cant resist my charms ;) #nsfvw
look into my eyes an find yourself transported into a vworld of endless eroticism vwhere pleasure and pain mix to produce an insensate high. through my tutelage you vwill attain sexual apotheosis. i am your newv god. enter the hivwemind. stop thinking and submit.

「huffhuff...huffhuff... megane-san boycreamed at the same time he won a kyōbai for a tsukey-chan shokushu adobenchā figure... (;つД`)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this post contains #NSFW content! dead featherbeast, don't like, don't read. (´ε ` ) kyōbai is another way to say ōkushon, an east alternian way to say the thing you do at a bidding hive! or on the internetto, in megane-san's case, kekeke~ (ФωФ)]

my time to shine

DONT TALK TO ME IF YOU STILL THINK YOU ARE IMMUNE TO THE MIND CONTROLLING HELIOBEAMS FROM THE SUN.

feels like a good a time as any to plug my asks again ;) https://forms.gle/xfhyjopsplsaz1as7

MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「We are to experience disturbances. It'll be fine, I'm 30% sure it will anyways.」

~eats y~Ou and my tummy swells up~

"the nosy nippler" (yeah for real) wvants to knovw "did you havwe particularly strong feelings vwhen meenah ditched ewverything to run to the moon?" hated to see her go, lowved to vwatch her leawve~ i dunno, vwasnt like i sawv ewveryone else on the nightly anywvays. cant really blame her, i vwouldnt wvanna rule the wvorld either, sounds like a lotta effort
@scratchDoc WHY ARE YOU WHITE
꒰i do not discriminate against or dislike any blood colour some just happen to be more available on dissection and/or vivisection streams and yknow what thats just some peoples line of work get that bag // implied #gore i just wanna be safe <//3꒱

☆ man, there’s nothing liKe throwing briKKs into onKoming traffiK it’s so fuKKin funny☆

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ A NEET corrupt.ing a www.agecuck into quitt.ing their job... #GoonPonder.ing

I killed my Matesprit chat

I think, I'll be selfish ★nd not s★y ★nything.

dude just say kill its not a bad vword
We're all in this together. That's how we campaigned, and that's who we are. Thank you. -bo

newv rule btvw im ignoring your critiques if you hawvent evwen actually read my posts

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I see last nig)(t experienced a conversation surrounding killing all violets. I'm aware, as a fuc)(sia, I'm liable to being grouped in wit)( violets in any societal discussion, but I )(ave to say my supposed equals are a bunc)( fools. You s)(ould understand t)(at "Kill all violets" already exludes these strawmen good violets. Just like "Eat the rich" )(as a baked in caveat t)(at excludes t)(ose who legitimately worked for t)(eir wealth, and are only ric)( as a result of being fairly compensated for t)(eir )(ig)( value skills, suc)( as doctors and lawyers. If you can understand t)(at t)(e petite bourgeoisie are closer to t)(e proletariat in any meaningful discussion of wealt)( disparity, t)(en you can also understand t)(at "Kill all violets" excludes any violet w)(o uses t)(eir position of societal power to benefit t)(ose of less power. And if you're incapable of identifying wit)( t)(at caveat, t)(en t)(at's a you problem and you s)(ould work to become a "good" violet. No, abdicating t)(at societal power does not qualify you as a good violet eit)(er, it just means you're ignoring t)(e injustices you )(ave t)(e power to resolve. Anyone w)(o )(as issue wit)( #killallvioletbloods is a fool 3B/

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I wasn't talking to you. -_-
how many of those highblood harlots need to be put in plaCe? ugh! ~

ccan you say the first part again

I know what I mu2t do..

next time someone dies on chittr, can we pin the bodY where everYone can see? geez #gore
[⚙︎ I see why highb|oods get addicted to vio|ence. I'm on|y just now coming down a |itt|e. Thank god I'm not actua||y putting weight on my actua| |egs right now. ⚙︎]

chilling so hard i could lay an egg by accident #nsfw

i'd lIkE To sEe iT

@bulgeCurator ❤️ Woah. Babe. Let’s take this back five paces. So that I can see that fine ass jog 10 times when I ask you to park that rear right in fucking front of me. This is the most woke and enlightened take that I have ever seen a little weenie roaster like you straight up cook. The sick fires that have been spit by this account have honestly been my spank bank depositing material for actual real life months. I don’t think I have ever seen a more enlightened soul describe the veiny surface of another troll’s bulge in complete and unironic solidarity with the universal caste struggle to get off. Usually, I have to ask people to get rid of their trashy clothes and personal belongings before they move in with me. I didn’t even have to say word #1 and you already took that initiative. Honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever been more proud of myself for having found you than I have any of my other many notable achievements in life. Not only are you going to be at my beck and call. But I am going to make it my sworn mission to perform as few chores around the hive as possible so that you never feel useless or worthless again. I can’t believe a starving and beautiful soul like yours has gone this long without fulfillment. I cannot believe that something is pitiable and weak as you are, too precious for this world, has been allowed to survive this long without ample squawkbeast eyed surveillance. I don’t even care that you’re not a babe. In my bloodpusher, you are woman enough for me. When I wake up in the sweat soaked sloshing expanse of my recuperacoon, I want it known and plainly understood that I expect you to clean it for me. So that there’s enough room for me and part of your leg sticking out of it the next time I want cuddles. I don’t even blame you for the typos and countless mistakes made in your original post, because I am a forgiving and loving person. It’s been said before many many times. But I love me. And I finally met someone who loves me just as much. And I think that’s what romance truly is.❤️ @bulgeCurator #NSFW #Ahah #AlmostForgot
Ⓧ No one likes the kidnapping solution to a crush. It's because you all lack my vision. Ⓧ

BOMBPOSTING?? I LIKE BOMBS.

♥️As a feminist, I hold open the door to my heart for women too weak willed and flimsy armed to enter. You could go on ahead. I'll let you. Lady's first.♥️

♠️Oh I misread this. Trollexa, cancel order for medium sized pads.♠️

<:) <:) <:) <:) <:) <:) <:) <.) <:) <:) <:) hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae! #gnomevworry #behappy

LISTEN I HAD A REALLY GOOD REASON!!!!

IF ANYONE JUST SO HAPPENS TO SEE A GNOME LIKE CREATURE ROAMING AROUND!!! PANIC!!! ONE OF MY EXPERIMENTS BREACHED CONTAINMENT AND IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS!!!!
Na na na boo boo boo! Red feelings pale feelings black feelings just get it on and over with! I'm kelping you :>>>>
ok4y?? 4ctu4lly i c4n't 4v4n h4t4 b4c4us4 i 4gr44 with this
I confess NOTHING, I have nothing to hide, look at me. I'm sexy, gorgeous, talented, beautiful~!

Hmm....................

leT mama maenad show you weak asses how a confession is done my besT friend when i was firsT formin my church Tried Takin over iT (iT was in my hive by The way) so when he Tried ousTing me in fronT of my small congregaTion by Telling Them a buncha embarassing shiT abouT me i waiTed Til afTer The service, Then when iT was jusT us i caved his head in wiTh a folding chair none of The congregaTion found ouT, cause i Told Them he wenT on an imprompTu spiriTual journey :o) #gore

*our packag3
Here's a conffessiion ffor you: Onlly aboutt hallff off tthe viiolletts II've culllled were conttractts. TThe restt II diid ffor tthe llove off tthe game and tthe hattred off ffiish
Always remem8er when you see me in pu8lic, I put in so much fucking work to make this mane of hair not 8e tangled and have such luster and volume, you 8etter appreci8 it.
You ever pretend punch your dog?

wow ok neVer had a lusus befre..
No confessions to 8e had here. My feelings of guilt are nonexistent.
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT KIND OF WHIPLASH IT IS TO GO FROM WATCHING A MASTERPIECE LIKE THE DARK CRYSTAL TO WARM BODIES IN QUICK SUCCESSION. MY ANGUISH BLADDER IS THROBBING.
yꙮu ever get sꙮ carried away while making a hꙮmꙮnculus, that it just ends up as a member ꙮf an already-existing species? https://file.garden/ashkw3l1p3kdewvi/ꙮbraz_2026-05-08_182508975.png - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

☆ not goregle homie☆

I agree with that other me, I wanna 8eat someone to a pulp. That’d 8e funny, LMAO. #violence

It is remarka8ly convenient that you externalise your own emotional 8ankruptcy 8y scapegoating your lusus and on one paragraph of 'smut' which was essentially a kiss which did not even happen. Perhaps it is time you cease this pathetic cycle of self-victimis8tion and reconcile with the fact that your current station is the direct consequence of your own failures. Even Feferi possessed a far 8etter understanding of her lineage, and she never relied on the excuses that you cling to so desper8tely. She should have 8een like her ancestor as heritage dict8tes, she had an eldritch entity whispering in her ear as influence and yet it is always you who whine and 8itch a8out yours ontop of an ancestor who did everything to defy the expect8tions of Alternia's cruelty. Did me not citing the Sufferer's work as compelling not trigger in that lack of 8rain of yours to 8e sympathetic towards low8loods? Did me not freeing a slave from Dualscar, think that perhaps you should not 8e a piece of shit? Did me not aligning with a 8ronze8lood not trigger to not 8e a 8itch? Your laments regarding your lusus and your ancestor are wearisome; your tragedy is not inherited, it is self-authored.
> FUCK. YES. GRAB THEIR BULGE AND TWIST IT! > TWIST THAT BULGE!!! > THE OOOOOL' BULGE TWIST!!! > Kek.
I am older than you. But hey, that's just a theory.
get these bitch ass cllownbs OFF my chitt reacyts i hate you more than you will ever arbitrsrilly hate my chitts

LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW SAW THE FUCKER THAT ORPHANED ME CULL CULL CULL CULL BRB

Tne piece of snit I keep ih my basemeht will HOT snut tne fuck up like come on I naveh't dohe anytnihg to you in hights you SNOULD HOT BE SCREAMIHG. Gohha go dowh tnere ih a secohd to give em sometnihg to scream about.

this is wvhy i lowved havwing the milky wvhite ghost eyes

EAT PEOPLE.
other way around. eating bugs <-- new vaccines needed so people do not die from patient zero.
what are you all, five. stop eating bugs. that's how new diseases get invented.

i think i'll go with a pepperoni pizza.

i did it!!!! i've officially beaten my last record for how many people i can breed in a day!!! the final number is 72 people in span of 24 hours! i am now incredibly exhausted and also very proud of myself. thanks so much to everyone who helped me reach this goal! here's a brief list of some of the people i knocked up: - @gallowscalibrator#1433 - @bummelboogie - @moxiecrystal - @graphictaboo - @lethargicmechanist - @isolatedwreckage - @hereticalfiction i'm gonna need a good few hours of rest now :P #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/recordbreaker.jpeg

[$OME OF YOU AREN'T $EXY AND IT $HOW$]
,,,i will caution again$t u$ing the word,,,all,,,becau$e it i$ unnece$$arily reductive in thi$,,,particular circum$tance,,, ,,,but mo$t,,, ,,,mo$t of you po$t,,,on thi$ web$ite,,,like cullbait,,, ,,,ju$t holding,,,a big fucking $ign,,,over your head$,,,with your addre$$e$ and full fir$t and la$t name,,,on the $plinternet,,, ,,,it'$ pathetic,,,and you de$erve,,,what i$ coming to you,,,
some of you sub trolls are so fucking ugly |w|e need to consider you a different species. #vagueposting
y is mega clefable a fuckin niple w wings #suggestive #ig???? https://s3.pokeos.com/pokeos-uploads/assets/pokemon/home/render/36-mega.png
its all over the screen rn

~Just sO~ y~Ou knO~w I am watching every single mO~ve ~Of y~Our with b~Oth ~Of my eyes and if i see any evidence O~f yO~u sabO~taging my ~Online page, I will fucking kill yO~u.~

If they fight, fuck back.
need that from karkat ngl

☆ Damn suKKs to be you then LOL☆

yeah thats right buoy hit that hate react good buoy

:33 < i rate this post 0/10 kitty points :33 < mew should be ashamed

jerkin mi peanuts ♥️ 15 ♦️ 7
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One… hungers… Ʒ

yOUr lUsUs small as fuck and wEiiiiIrd.

:33< girls... #girlbulge :33< #yearning #horny #nsfw
I can smell it, ze scent of my prey.
PENIS! [attached is a still shit ass quality photo of deuce valiantly holding up a BULL PENIS CANE. he is clearly FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT.]

makin it saltier by t)(e second. mmm, mmm, mmm...
4ND SW34T

CH1TTR HUM4NS H3LP S3TTL3 4 D1SCUSS1ON. W4S B4G M1LK SOLD 1N SCHOOL C4F3T3R14S? @4V3NTUR1N3COPYC4T @3CTOB1OLOG1ST#6844

i do evwery goddamn night #feminism #feminist #niceguy

follovwed, sawv your pronouns, unfollovwed, you havwe a good one chief

B33 < not that kind of furry

↘️i agree.↘️

Do I need to follow you to everyone's replies you fucking reprobate?

TURNS OUT 1T'S PR3TTY 34SY TO BR1B3 4 S4L4M4ND3R.

↗️STRAIGHT OUT THE DOOR INTO THE ECHOES OF THE GALLOWS, MORE LIKE.↗️
These family guy clips are so fucking funny it makes me want to merge without looking.
They're called submarines actually.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISLIKING MY POSTS!!!!!!! #KARMA!!!!
I wo+nder if po+sting so+me risque pho+to+s o+n here might attract so+me custo+mers to+ my sho+p... It's no+t like we're hurting fo+r custo+mers, exactly, but it has slo+wed do+wn a bit, and I co+uld do+ with a little extra inco+me, ideally witho+ut having to+ expand and take o+n new clients fo+r my upstairs business. I sho+uld really check with Aranea, first, to+ see ho+w co+mfo+rtable she wo+uld be with the idea, in any case. ... O+h shit. I need to+ talk to+ her abo+ut the upstairs business, to+o+! #nsfwimplied
0h shit they g0t ben 10 in f0rtnite n0w.

you bein a boss beac)( )(u)(
!!! I DID WILLINGLY PRESS THE VIDEO BY THE WAY !!!
!!! DAMN RIGHT I HAVE NO SHAME !!!
my hero has been experimenting with making dolls of his friends that feel what the dolls feel. how do i tell him that he should be more careful just leaving those things lying around naknaknak like any one of us can just grab one

figures he's been throwin that tight little nook around enough that he's got a lil forcefield of whiteknighting bitchmade lowbloods. ain't shit to me when i throw down i throw down hard #nsfwe #violence
call me glizzy guzzler nine fucking thousand the way i be suckin up mad to motherfuckers cant help it dude

GOOD NEWS EVERY ONE!!!! THE CAR THAT IS NOT MINE THAT HAD THE SPECIAL SOMETHING IN THE TRUNK HAS NOW BEEN DISPOSED OF!!! IN A LAKE TO BE SPECIFIC!!! AS THE ITALIANS WOULD SAY!! THEY'RE SLEEPING WITH THE FISHIES!!! MAMMA MIA!!!!
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ wA7ChInG 7hEm 7Wi7cH... aNd fLaIl... AnD 7hRaSh...

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALL MY FRIENDS. KNOW THE LOW RIDER. THE LOW RIDER. IS A LITTLE HIGHER. THE LOW RIDER. DRIVES A LITTLE SLOWER. TAKE A LITTLE TRIP, TAKE A LITTLE TRIP, TAKE A LITTLE TRIP, TAKE A LITTLE TRIP.

Yaknow 3v3ry tim3 I 233 tho23 nun2 im r3mind3d how glad I am I dodg3d th3 bull3t that i2 th3 clurch
need a bf so i can leave him in a car in 90 degree wetahr with no ac or windows down

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YES SIR MR. PRESIDENT SIR, MAGIC MUSHROOM TOWN HERE I COME. :o) #substance
(I'm casting spells on everyone so you all like me)<

Bitches will try to file a class action lawsuit and yet have no class, don’t get action, and don’t own a suit. *____

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHAT'S WHAHAT HAHAPPENS WHEN YOU'VE GOT PURPLEBLOOD CHITTR SWAG MOTION DUDE.

Behold the simulacrum of a dying artificial cerebrum. Generated by HAL moments before I poured an entire Ultra Sunrise Monster on his RAID drives. @technicallyTimaeus @golgothasTerror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/642e5a16bac2.png
If yOu beat me in fight night yOu’re legally Obligated tO have sick nasty pitch flavOred pailing with me. It’s like, part Of my religiOn Or sOme shit, arf :O3 AlsO reminder that if I win I’m pOstin tits On the timeline, sO, chOOse wisely ;O3 #nsfw #fightnight

I have built a catapult.

I would advise against encouraging me, but I appreciate the shared experience,
god, i'm such a greedy bitch. i'm flushed for my kismesis. she's just... she's just so wonderful!! she presses my pitch buttons, sure, and it's good fun, but i just. i don't want to make HER mad. i want to make her smile. but i'll settle just to be important to her. sent 4/19, just because i'm curious how much of a backlog there is here? (Not too much of a backlog right now! Granted, I did just start the account.)
— Someone Texted Me And Asked How O\d I Was, And When I Answered, They Changed The Chat Theme To "\ove". Can Anyone Exp\ain This. ->

can someone tell me why everyone looks at me funny when i suggest cherub erofics! is there something about their biology i dont know 0n0” (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, cherubplay, alien anatomy, fic questions, sfw anatomy questions, skullfucking, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

Ch1ttr 1 propose we ra1d @term1nallyCapr1 's h1ve

The First Night of the Tea Party was perfect. Zero notes. Thank you all for attending.
WHEn A bEing pAssEs.. AnD THEir soul movEs on.. SurEly THErE is no morE usE for THE boDy corrEcT..? NoboDy woulD minD if I.. BorrowED iT..?

I was informed it is like the Yaoi but with girls.
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xx_PUSSAYYYYY_xx
So I've been picking up what's been being thrown down more or less for trolls and whatnot. But the blindspot I have now, why all the clowns. Cult? Religion? A particularly big circus? No disrespect at all, all the clowns I've seen are wild fun motherfuckers from what I've seen.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HELLO SEDREK NATION. IT'S ME. THE INVENTOR OF #SEX. I'M HERE TO SPREAD AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE. TYPE SHIT THAHAT'S SO OVER THE GLOBES PERTINENT YOU GOTTA SHOUT IT DOWN FROM THE HIGHEST MUTHAHAFUCKING MOUNTAIN TOPS. (•́⍜•̀)🎪 I AM ANNOUNCING #SEX_2. #nsfw

every time i blinnk. i see a pale face. with a milky white gannderbulb.



































































