the ⊹Yaoi Fairy⊹
@cryhoundColortura
🐾 woof8east maxxing on da reg 🐾 florid | he/him | master apotheculler ♥︎ @slopMaster ♥︎ ♦ @abrasiveCuniculus ♦ ♠ @cesarianAqueduct ♠ 🐾 DMs --> Open 🐾 the Yaoi Fairy, Author of Warrior Woof8easts
HEY YOU YES YOU DO YOU WANNA DATE RITCHY KELDAM ?? YOU SHOULD !! slots are #FILLINGUP !! !! I’m looking at these applications right now from my hospital plank and let me tell you, the competition ?? FIERCE !! 8etter get those applications in now or forever wish you had shot your shot with RITCH KELDAM !!
I missed y⚣u Fl⚣rid! I'm glad y⚣u're d⚣ing better and I'm s⚣rry I missed y⚣ur wriggling day ;-; I g⚣t a little present f⚣r y⚣u while I was g⚣ne and I'm glad t⚣ see y⚣u're keeping the ya⚣i g⚣ing ^3^
taking a 8ite out of everypuppy’s food today
You m★y h★ve ★s m★ny bites ★s you wish.
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Oh. Florid, that's... You just ingested a spider.
stop, hammer time
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he||o f|orid! @ec|ecticEngineer wi|| be p|eased you are back!
look fuck he's okay we're okay and we're having fun !! stop worrying !!
i zh0u1d have cruzhed tthe 0ther arm z0 we d0 n0t have tt0 zee y0u p0zt.
ttzzzhck. i am zure y0u kn0w tthat i w0u1d prefer y0u d0 n0t d0 tthat.
florid is fine okay he's fine
We can all go hive now !!
no one worry a8out me 8ut do please go make sure my friends are okay please yes thank you :)
That makes no sense. First you say "make sure my friends are okay" and then you say nothing happened, it's all okay?
၄⋆၃ florid buddy what happened question mark
၄⋆၃ alright dot dot dot i wont pry but if ya need anything im here
argh murder is back on the table someone is gettin beamed through the chest FUCK this is a suspect chit if i evver seen one
okay yaoiful light everypuppy remem8er my powers will 8e at their strongest in the dusk so all men 8etter watch out
H@h@ The W@rning I$ Noted, Good7ight F7orid, H@ppy Wd@y? $orry You Exp7oded Into Confetti 7mf@o
man I’m tRYING NOT TO 8UT THE DEMONS ARE WINNINGGG I’m so eepy
gru8 for EVERYPUPPY
The economy Florid, think of the economy!
၄⋆၃ i xant find the troll version at the moment bexause i have my browser set to google to pirate human animes but
this user has exploded into confetti
c< rest iN pieces, FlOrid, yOu were tHe best Of us all >c
c< i caN still Hear His vOice sOMetiMes.... sNrK yOure awesOMe, MaN >c
8tw as soon as the clock strikes 12 on my hatch date I will 8e exploding into confetti so sorry to the lusus cuddle pile in advance
tummy ache survivor
That Can't Be Your Fault, It Was Too Delicious. #sympathetic
TUMMY HIRTS
making cookies with Rori larks and pascie we are a8out to 8urn the place down
N-O-O- I KN-O-O-W H-O-O-W T-O-O- BAKE FIBBER
sorry not much florid tonight I am engaging in whimsy irl with my FRIENDS !! !! !! !!
you shouldn't apologize for that. go be with your friends and ha\/e fun
I'M AB-O-O-UT T-O-O- C-O-O-ME CHASE Y-O-O-U -O-O-KAY
8ITING CHEWING PLAYING
turning this whore hive into a whore home
sasper
happy #matespritmonday to the frog who I 8ite and chew like a gum