#1 yaoi connoisseur
@cryhoundColortura
đž woof8east maxxing on da reg đž florid | he/him | master apotheculler ⌠@abrasiveCuniculus ⌠đž DMs --> Open đž the yaoi fairy of #wetyaoiday
I have not kissed enough 8oys today, my powers are fading...somepuppy...you must...revive the yaoi fairy...
also somepuppy teach daddy how to hide a link 8ut still show the gif
i would say happens to the best of us but rweally it only happens to the worwst of us if we can t surwvive a single wipe without a kiss then we don t deserwve to last tbhonest if you feel the urwges deep within they have wrwitten materwial all overw online to feed frwom it s basically good enough assuming you have a good enough imagination if you don t orw you just can t rwead which is an unforwtunately verwy possible rweality then it s just completely overw and i think you rwe just dead rwest in peace
I ain't reading all that, congratulations or sorry for your loss I'm gonna go makeout with a hot guy
gallâŁping âŁver t⣠smâŁâŁch! I have extra yaâŁi pâŁwer t⣠transfer!!
so there WILL 8e a meeting of the canids, pro8a8ly either thursday or may8e next tuesday..what are we thinking. we have much to discuss, such as 8est places to sniff, favourite 8rands of ki88le, and many other things
I will show up â nd pretend to throw â bâ ll.
sorry a8out the evil hoof8east or whatever 8ut I accidentally 8it my own fang and scraped it a 8it and I feel like that's more important to me. the sound was awful and I will 8e dying shortly
I can still hear the scraping sound....it's echoing in my pan...8ury me in the dirt and plant flowers over me...
CORNUS FLORIDA !! !! !! !! !! I'M NAMED AFTER THEM !! https://huntersgardencentre.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/8log-Post-Featured-Pic-dogwood.jpg
they need to invent 'eating a lot' that doesn't make my tummy hurt
?yeah but then wheres the motivation gonna come from for lazy lounge plank loafing all day afteR .thats the best parT
let me teach you about a liittle move ii liike to call the trash compactor push your fiingers iinto your belly, scrunch, and bend over boom. trash compactor
they have a solution forw that it s called a diet
xander, you are a genius. and never let ANYPUPPY tell you otherwise
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.IF YOU HAVENT HAD TO USE THE GROANING LOUNGEPLANK AFTER EATING UNTIL IT HURTs .you havent liveD
yesss YESSSS this PLEASES the yaoi fairy...go my disciples...spread the good 8oyx8oy word
I don't see enough yaoi on my dash right now. *waving my magical yaoi wand* START YAOIING OUT NOW !! #yaoifairy
heh... they used to call me The H1gh Seme back 1n the lost weaboo days... đ
Iâm repørting før yaøi duty, give me a møment tø cønjure sømething.
Hold On, Let Me Repost Something For You.
I do not think I am going to survive this dim season, my skin has 8een so FUCKING DRY LATELY AND I'M GOING INSANE...DIMMER SEASON IS GONNA 8E EVEN WORSE !! !! !! !!
poor thing. pretty puppy can't keep the coat nice and shiny. maybe it's your kibble.
૮ â ďť â á sniff sniffle....if only some nice troll would 8rush my fur and feed me high quality ki88les...
if only. too bad I'm a mean troll. I'll still do that stuff though. you know.
GOOD DUSK CHITTR NATION
I have so many different things I need to do, and which am I starting with ?? none of them. too many things = doing none of them and laying in my pile instead actually
=oXO have you tried writing out a list of thingsÂż and then''' um''' if you can,t decide which to start with, you can roll a dice or spin a wheel or some other random choice thingÂĄ =oXO
yeah, I have lists all over my hive. it's more, like...no energy to do the things. no executive function. this is surely a thinkpan pro8lem
=oXO ohhh i see''' i,m sorry to hear thatÂĄ i hope there,s a solution somehow, i,m not really sure what it would be but i hope you find it because you deserve life to not fight you on things like this =:) =oXO
that is;; extremely kind of you to say thank you;; ૮ âďťď˝á
=oXO it,s trueÂĄÂĄÂĄ i hope you find it some day and until then all you can do is the best you can, and sometimes that means having a nap on the pile =:) =oXO
eating more #dryslop this dusk @slopMaster
đŤ ęŚęˇ WHEN WILL YOU START OBTAINING DRY SLOP
what day is it where am i
Monday, and I do not know your location. Likely in your hive.
The day and loc8ion matter not. You are here, you are now; the rest is yours to take.
you know when you sleep so good and hard that you wake up confused a8out existence
AAAA THE FONT
I hate changes !! !! !! 8ut yeah Iâm sure Iâll get used to it !!
ima be rrreel aint that bad on my conchputerrr
okay chittr show me your
#myfeesh https://file.garden/aerg5N7dt0Euhalp/IMG_5054.jpeg
you can if youâre willing to make one !! looks like itâs a fishing lure, then lots of metal rings with little 8eads !!
time to get back into my craftmaking, thanks for sharing :D
genuinely I do not know and heâs pissing me offâŚNOT feeling very yaoiful rn
NâŁâŁâŁ just imagine he is making âŁut with a seadweller instead âŁf saying things like that! He can't talk if his mâŁuth is full âŁr sâŁmething
you might not 8elieve this 8ut literally right after this picture, I proceeded to drop this keychain in the scuttlelot, drive all the way hive, and have to drive all the way 8ack for it
canids sound off again I need to see something
so, like, letâs say rain8ow drinkers are real 8ecause they are; is it normal to wake up at midlight all the time ?? asking for a friend (not me this time)
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TW: #Rain69wdrinkers #P9ssi6leC9nspiracyP9sting #Suggestive
TW: #TagQuesti9ning #H9stility #P9ssi6leDelusi9n #N9tVeryW9ke9fY9u
oh 8ut calling somepuppy delusional online is soooooooo woke of you #hypocrite #notverywokeofYOU #isntyourfriendliterallyoneofthem
Itâs very difficuĹt tø generaĹize whether this is ânørmaĹâ. Many trøĹĹs have sĹeep issues and I wøuĹd tend tø favør either that ør a møre cømmøn physicaŠør mentaĹ cønditiøn beføre anything tøø supernaturaĹ, but if yøu did in fact see them gĹøw⌠¼øu may want tø test if theyâre drawn tøward the Ĺight rather than simpĹy røused by it. A rainbøwdrinker is nøt ønĹy unharmed by the Ĺight, but aĹsø fueĹed by it.
OHHHH INTERESTING⌠@anxiousTautology
I will ask the one I know and return with news
every time I enter my hive, I immediately have mucus in every sinus cavity and itchy skin. nothing to gain from this
okay you guys cannot keep torturing the yaoi fairy I was already coping poorly with the o8scene amount of 8eautiful cronii on this we8site 8ut now thereâs a mallek⌠the yaoi fairy can only handle so many 8eautiful men
And yet we press âŁn, because wh⣠will carry this burden if nâŁt us.
youâre rightâŚhow could I ever falter in my devotionâŚ
It's âŁk, yâŁu are nâŁt alâŁne in this my fudanshi in arms!
heheheh gomenâŚI am now 8ack there was a mini-convention in the city near my hive, o8viously I had to go and 8low an o8scene amount of caegars on (looks at my #haul) plastic charms of yaoiful men and silly fiduspawn stickers
adding âeasy to domesticateâ to my resume @trueheartedCastaway @a8surdistGerent
Hmmmm I m3an you ar3 th3 on3 who f33ds Mayd3i and I!!! But cl3aningâŚI think the dirt you bring in says otherwise!! T33 h33!!