Eridan
@caracallasArsenal
)(umans be posting embarrassing s)(it on )(ere take yo asses back to face book on c)(ittr and aint efin got no c)(itin
thats wwhat im sayin
ivve ascended to god tier it took three deaths in order to be rehatched into my truest potential once by chainsaww once wwith the destruction a my vvery identity once in the wwhite hot fires a purest hope an noww this univverse finally has its rightfull goddess of hope residin ovver it the god tier robes are real fuckin ugly though i nevver wwould havve been able to do this wwithout @amorousChanteuse <3 happy #matespritmonday
rubbin it in its like chittr givves eridans twwo choices hate wwomen or ascend an i cant say i fit into either category
listen i wwould havve lovved to ascend but as i explained to cami i aint permitted to wwhole prince a hope thing is a no go
another slog to get through wwhy is it that the one guy wwho isnt a flyin fairy god has to do some a the menial wwork not to mention my pedigree but wwhatevver these insipid mouthbreathers havve a tendency to forget wwho got them wwhere they are they wwill learn an they wwill rue
ok, only 2 of those things r valid complaints. i’m experimenting with my quads, tyvm. but i’m totally in my right to talk about albums!!! i’m literally a singer, don’t be silly. at least i’m only a little pathetic for my quads, ok!! i could be worse like all the other losers on this site.
personally i can’t help how nosy i am.
see i find it amusin for a wwhole sort a reasons mainly i am stuck in a session wwhere evveryone else gets to ascend but me they broke my questbed an noww they all float about tryin to solvve the rest a the game an wwe havve been here for swweeps dequirk to understand the emphasis on swweeps an ivve gotta be honest its goin no wwhere been lookin here or there to find a wway out that doesnt rely on the old knight a blood to approvve evvery little step i make
ummmmm, soz, eridan. i wish i had any meaningful input to give you buttttt i’m in the same boat here!! our session is totes doomed & we’ve been in limbo ourselves soooo. :/ if it helps, the robes r suuuuuper grody. you probably wouldn’t like wearing them anyway. i hate mine at least!!
i dont think they are particularly fashion forwward but then again neither am i been wwearin the same shit since i wwas 6 youd think kan wwoulda fixed it by noww i think she has a pride in not updatin my wwardrobe
can’t u, like, alchemize your own outfits???????
they arent too keen on me touchin anythin really anymore they basically havve sol wwatchin my evvery movve an sometimes i think hes fuckin wwit me but hes supposed to let evveryone knoww if im doin something thatll end the game or kill them or both or neither or either its a drag
omg, is he watching us have this convo right now …..
Woke! Aranea: Hello, welcome in! We just need to do a few shots for your check up! ::::D Evil! Aranea: Hello. 10 shots. with a gun. to your HEAD! >:)
musta been hard not typin those extra three colons
ultimate wwhoozit wwhatsits? wwe had like three eridan wwars ovver this an i dont think there are any wwinners
i mean this in the meanest way possible your pfp does nothing for your looks
if by funny you mean ugly yeah sure
"honorary medigo" you illiterate fuck howw about you "medigo" dig a wwhole in it an die #cww-self-harm #cww-suicidebaiting
behold a man i say holdin up a plucked cluckbeast an then evveryone clapped
ew - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
every time i have to chew through an altselfs memories it drives me insane. literally no other version of me seems to have the light blue joke on deck. how is this not a universal egbert joke.
the only light blue i knoww is vvris sorry equ
If you were my bottom would you be able to get off on me calling you a good dolp)(in? I'm seaing w)(et)(er or naut i can make oceanic terms sexy! e)(e! 38)
wwhat the fuck no
wwhat no wwhat the hell is wwrong wwith you
right thats wwhat im sayin like at least givve me the dignity a referrin to me as somethin like i dont knoww actually none a these are good for me but if i wwere in fefs shoes alright followw me here if i wwere fef an i had a sub i had to refer to as an oceanic term an ahab wwas put against my fuckin temple then maybe #vviolence i could be like you knoww wwho is my swweet minnoww or pretty pearl or like a good little siren or somethin but a dolphin is just egregious
i wwanna do somethin terrible but my big ole folder a evvil plots is already used up
dID YOU TRY, pLAN Z?
yeah an the fellas wwere not a fan a the bucket helmets #nsfww