Eridan
@caracallasArsenal
wwhat do you think troll danzig meant wwhen he said tell your grubs not to crawwl my wway tell your grubs not to read my chits wwhat they mean wwhat they say lusus
another slog to get through wwhy is it that the one guy wwho isnt a flyin fairy god has to do some a the menial wwork not to mention my pedigree but wwhatevver these insipid mouthbreathers havve a tendency to forget wwho got them wwhere they are they wwill learn an they wwill rue
see i find it amusin for a wwhole sort a reasons mainly i am stuck in a session wwhere evveryone else gets to ascend but me they broke my questbed an noww they all float about tryin to solvve the rest a the game an wwe havve been here for swweeps dequirk to understand the emphasis on swweeps an ivve gotta be honest its goin no wwhere been lookin here or there to find a wway out that doesnt rely on the old knight a blood to approvve evvery little step i make
ummmmm, soz, eridan. i wish i had any meaningful input to give you buttttt i’m in the same boat here!! our session is totes doomed & we’ve been in limbo ourselves soooo. :/ if it helps, the robes r suuuuuper grody. you probably wouldn’t like wearing them anyway. i hate mine at least!!
i dont think they are particularly fashion forwward but then again neither am i been wwearin the same shit since i wwas 6 youd think kan wwoulda fixed it by noww i think she has a pride in not updatin my wwardrobe
they arent too keen on me touchin anythin really anymore they basically havve sol wwatchin my evvery movve an sometimes i think hes fuckin wwit me but hes supposed to let evveryone knoww if im doin something thatll end the game or kill them or both or neither or either its a drag
tell his NOSY ASS to let you alchemize some new fits!!! wow, i feel super bad for you. :/ the pirate pants are so 2015!! i’d do it for you but i have 0 idea what you’d wanna wear.
remember chittrers you can cater your experience on this site by blockin wwhoevver you wwant evven me i encourage it
ultimate wwhoozit wwhatsits? wwe had like three eridan wwars ovver this an i dont think there are any wwinners
i mean this in the meanest way possible your pfp does nothing for your looks
"honorary medigo" you illiterate fuck howw about you "medigo" dig a wwhole in it an die #cww-self-harm #cww-suicidebaiting
wwoke eridan wwould be like dang that wwas a good cupe
behold a man i say holdin up a plucked cluckbeast an then evveryone clapped
ew - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
stuck in eternal endgame hell wwith a bunch a wweirdos that bleww up my questbed but at least i can contribute to society by decidin some alternate a fefs dominatrix habitations #nsfww wwhat the fuck is evven happenin
i wwanna do somethin terrible but my big ole folder a evvil plots is already used up
yeah an the fellas wwere not a fan a the bucket helmets #nsfww
flashbanged wwith the term metrosexual like im readin troll cosmo magazine like 10 swweeps ago
Essentially a homophobic slur for straight men.
people call me a wwader like it aint just some beforan nonsense like wwhat do you mean that aint a real insult #hemism i guess
imagine correctin me on a made up term on my post about made up terms they are interchangeable just because you fancy yourself a royal dont mean you can decree that on my post
if you’re going to include the hashtag, may as well use the right one. god forbid i try to be helpful.
/><>Y0ure zure g0ing t0 care when i rip y0ur ugly zcaly face int0 zhredz with my h00k. Rich baztardz all the zame.
again interchangeable its like you only listen to half a wwhat i say
the generalizations on this runt come on come find me i wwont evven fight back because i wwill be laughin too hard at your attempt
/><>G0nna have y0u cr0aking like a zwampbeazt y0u half azzed metr0zexual fizh wannabe.
this is the saddest threat i havve evver seen i feel safer knowwin youre so pathetic wwho evven are you no one cares just ash in the annals a history
/><>Im the 0ne wh0z g0nna eat y0ur luzuz and f0rce y0u t0 watch, ive hunted d0wn beaztz bigger than y0ur zcrawny zeaweed l00king azz.
there is a uniquely infuriatin kind of arrogance that comes from bein surrounded by idiots literally incapable of stayin dead. i used to think i had an ego problem, but apparently immortality turns evvery fool wwith a godtier outfit into an amateur philosopher. one of you is going to learn that resurrectin does not make gettin shot less embarrassing. #vviolence
☆ > You're right but your icon makes you look like a megalomaniac
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on that topic howw do you keep track a the barkbeast humans i mean i understand laika but the rest i just dont get
(¬‿¬ ) *Snrk* with a dog whistle, presumably. ♫
you could convvince me somewwhat easily that vvinnik felyan florid an nemean are the same trolls
i am drawwn back to this wwebsite wwhenevver wwe havve a bit a dowwntime here an there
wwas told a vvris died on here earlier. panicked for a moment. thought i wwas missin somethin. turns out its just some old hag. #death
coalitions a lesbians formin against my ilk just dont hammer me im busy #vviolence
i am informin evveryone that my absence from sevveral convversations wwas intentional and strategic and not because i wwas sulkin
none a you read
"i aint readin allat" you are wweak an fodder for krakendad
hatin my chitts wwithout readin them rustie moment