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Eridan Ampora

@caracallasArsenal

Blood: VioletKult Score: 800Kull Score: 157715 followers7 following

not soft launchin anythin

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the kitten guides the daddys issues

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typical a you

It will happen again

i knoww thats wwhy its typical

i JUST DON'T TH1NK, yOU COULD BE THE kITTEN OF hOPE, i'M SORRY, bUT IT IS THE TRUTH,

damn better luck next sgrub

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wHo lIkE ThE DaDdY AnD KiTtEn hErE MaN?

i wwas mockin other posts i dont care

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dAmN WaS GoNnA StArT CaLlIn yOu kItTeN N ShIt. BuT RiGhT On bRoThEr kEeP Up tHe gOoD WoRk (O:

sorry i think my one fight stand beat you there

dAmN, mAyBe lIkE NeXt tImE. cAlLiN SoMeOnE KiTtEn jUsT AiN'T In mE Fr )O:

by the wway nevver called my lusus seahorsedad or wwhatevver his name wwas charles montgomery he wwas a classically bred racin skyhorse or flyin seahorse dependin on your dialect

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almost had a moment a wweakness almost

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Don't do that here. People are like sharks.

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wwasnt goin to also i can kill sharks at least twwelvve thats before gettin my massivve wwand out

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as fun as it is to occasionally bloww kars head clean off his shoulders in our practice scrimmages i knoww he is goin easy on me since i aint ascended like him but thats enough fuel for my fire to bloww his shit off a second or third time usually #vviolence #gore

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@adiostoreador is my best friend after kar an equ an fef an kan an vvris an ara an sol an nepeta an ter an gam

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wHY IS tEREZI, sO LOW?

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nah not that loww buncha humans ancestors npcs youre relativvely high too

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THE PRINCE POINTS THE KNIGHT'S SICKLE. OR HOWEVER THAT FUCKING PHRASE GOES. WHATEVER. I DIDN'T NEED A REMINDER OF WHERE I RANK IN THE BEST FRIENDS OF ALL TIME CATEGORY. BECAUSE I *AM* THE BEST AT IT. IN A RANKED COMPETITIVE FRIENDSHIP COMPETITION, I WOULD SMOKE THE WHOLE FUCKING ROSTER. AND THIS ERIDAN KNOWS IT.

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not by me though

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some a you deservve to get insulted a little less

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therapists:

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lookin up duellin arenas

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got a date literally none a you are hopeless less than twwenty four hours on this site by the wway

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love wins

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hate actually

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HATE WINS !!

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alwways does

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goood jonb :)

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cant pleasem all obvviously

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⚞ not with THAT attitude. ⚟

your name is silly kelp i aint listenin to you

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I d0n't think y0u can please any0ne

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keep My Motherfuckin Moirails naMe out your Detritus gobblin Maw if you know whats gooD for ya

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⚞ get those fuckass ugly glasses checked because that is straight up NOT my name!!!!!!!!! 8P ⚟

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look at your owwn frames gargler

i knoww wwhats good for me an i knoww theres literally nothin you can do peon fuckin drowwn chasin me if you wwant i guess

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⚞ i'll offer you a royal piece of advice. reel that attitude of yours RIGHT THE FUCK IN. or don't!! i'll never say no to new chum!!!!! ⚟

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i repeat there is literally nothin you could do to me i dont care

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UGH this guys a TOTAL waste of tiMe :o/

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the thief guides the princes wwand

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accidentally breathin ablution tub juice #seadwwellerproblems

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Skill issue

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@emptyEyes[EE]

talkin to me wwont bring back your deadbeat kismesis

0h hes g0t j0kes

@emptyEyes[EE]

yeah i played a game wwith elevven of them

000h sick burn

T)(iiiiiis! 3XO

hrn wwould

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𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Your name is Eridan Ampora You are 16 Sweeps Old. You are the villain of your session. Your fellow players are too dumb to see it. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 You won't talk on it much. But you're spiteful. You cheated in the grand, heroic, disgusting fashion. You cross-referenced dream bubbles, human seer bullshit, a pirate girl's certainty, and maneuvered until the game looked less and less like a trial and more like a chore list. One by one, they were permitted their wings, their hoods, their immortal title-bearing little miracles. They died correctly. They woke up larger than themselves. They became proof that the universe could be bargained with, if only enough clever girls stood around a body and called it strategy. Save for you. You were not denied by the game. That would have been easier to stomach. The game had a place for you. The game had a title for you. The game had a color and a shape and a terrible, radiant answer waiting in the dark behind your ribs. Prince of Hope. Destroyer of belief. Breaker of impossible things. The one who could take the most sacred conviction in a room and snap it over his knee. That was the problem, apparently. Terezi called it a liability with too many variables. Vriska called it obvious. Rose Lalonde, in that cold human way of hers, called it “counteractive to long-term survivability.” They all dressed it up differently, but the verdict was simple. Everyone else could be trusted with apotheosis. You could not. They gave you a leash. The burden of staying mortal. You watched them become legends. You remained a prince in every sense except the one that mattered. No hood. No wings. No second body stitched together by paradox and divine law. No full suite of Hope magyyks. No permission to become what the game said you were always meant to be. They did not make you mortal because you were weak. They made you mortal because they believed you would be too strong. You do not talk on it much. When the subject comes up, you sneer. You say you never wanted the gaudy outfit anyway. You say immortality is for idiots who need eternity to become interesting. You say godtier is a consolation prize for people who could not make their lives mean anything the first time around. It is all very convincing, because you have had sweeps to rehearse it. Spite became your religion. A patient, silent religion. You were denied your Hope, so you used everyone else's. You only need patience. You only need to know where belief bends before it breaks. The others still think they saved the timeline from you. That is the insult you hate most. Not the denial. Not the vote. Not the secret meeting you were never invited to, where your own future was carved up by girls who smiled at you afterward like nothing had happened. No. What you hate is that they think it worked.They think they removed the catastrophe. And you, being older now, being calmer now, being so very much more reasonable than the boy they were afraid of, have learned not to correct them too early. After all, there is something aristocratic about restraint. And if Hope is the power to believe in an impossible ending, then spite is what remains when someone steals that ending from you and leaves you alive to remember it. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃

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lowwbloodsll fight each other like rabid beasts but wwhen a vvioletblood wwants to join they scatter like leavves to the wwind

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You seem icky ❣︎

relativvely clean

Your soul ❣︎

This might just be an indicator of like.. People not wanting to be around you lmao.

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yeah i powwerscale my alts so wwhat

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stop fetishizin rust bloods they arent wworth it

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just like the old troll wwould wwant me to

🤨

wwhy wwould i get courteous and courtin a rustblood thatll last a quarter a the time it takes me to groww my second roww a teeth nah

trwuke

your pin is you fraternizin wwit lowwbloods

no wait that is differwent they arwe like hirwed help they just also happen to be arwound me constantly because you know it s like assistants

hrn thin ice

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Dont knock it till ya try it

i aint gonna choke my serpent to the idea a rustbloods

i Mean iM not TELLING ya to :o/ just Dont juDge how the rest of us get off

twwo types a rusties you already knoww em

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i dont actually please enlighten the class

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one talks about holes the other talks about holes #suggestivve

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Menial w0rker and sex w0rker i presume #nsfw

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okay thats a good one approved :D

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oh no a neww eridan has hit the dashboard i hear you bitchin an moanin so wwhat im just here for #fishingfriday