@arcaneAspirations — #mirthfulchittr
((tune in to the music to set some mood :3c , on repeat if you're a slow reader)) ((warning long OOC glimpse into Ursila's story)) [ha...haha... you sure enjoy your silly little people on the palmhusk...] [you sigh as you sit on one of the many antique velvet couches of your hive. It's quiet, a terrible kind of quiet, where you can hear the squakterrors caw as they circle the shore outside just as clearly as the thoughts in your pan] [maybe going to space won't be so bad, you've been preparing for it all your life, a chance to be at the side of the Grand Highblood, being the physical form for t...Read more
thE fIrst trAnslAtEd And AnnOtAtEd bIts Of thE bOOk Of zEntrI. rEOrdErEd tO mAkE mOrE sEnsE tO thOsE lEss AwArE Of clOwnly OrdErIng schEmEs mAdE In jApE. Of nOtE bEfOrE wE bEgIn, thE bOOk Of zEntrI Is A mOrE rEcEnt tExt bUt wAs wrIttEn In clOwn lAtIn InItIAlly, thIs Is A rEtrAnslAtIOn Of mUch Of thE OrIgInAl tExt rAthEr thAn A qUOtIng Of thE sUprEmE hOnkIfEx trAnslAtIOn pOpUlArIzEd by thE fIfth grAnd hIghblOOd. I wIll bE pUttIng my thOUghts bEtwEEn pAssAgEs In [brAckEts lIkE thIs]. thE OrIgInAl tExt dOEs nOt stArt wIth hIs dEAth As mOdErn trAnslAtIOns dO, A chAngE lIkEly mAdE tO bEgIn wIth sOm...Read more
zEntrI 5:8 "And sO hE sAId 'whAt yOU Egg?' And stAbbEd hIm" AnOthEr fAmOUs scrIptUrE qUOtE! pErhAps OnE knOwn by thE UnlEArnEd! :) #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
I hAvE bEEn gIvEn A bAdgE by thE mOst wOndErfUl bAdgEr jUnIOr tO shOw my UndyIng fAIth tO thE mIrthfUl mEssIAhs!!! thE mEssIAhs blEss thEIr fOllOwErs wIth thEIr mArk AmEn #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng #blEssEd
I hAvE rEcEIvEd A cOpy Of A blAsphEmOUs tOmE knOwn As thE bIblE I shAll InvEstIgAtE It fUlly fOr hErEtIcAl nOtIOns bEfOrE sUbmIttIng It tO thE clUrch fOr dEstrUctIOn, wE shAll hAvE nO pArt In thIs bUt I sUppOsE It Is gOOd tO chEck jUst In cAsE thE clUrch mAy nEEd InfOrmAtIOn In hErE #mIrthfUlchIttr
I jUst rEmEmbErEd A drEAm I hAd lAst lIght... I sAw A symbOl fOr thE fAIthfUl Of thE clUrch bEIng UsEd As A bAdgE fOr kIn, brOthEr And sIstEr AlIkE. EvEn cOUsIns nOt Of kIn pUrplE! thErE Is nOt AlrEAdy A bAdgE thAt rEprEsEnts sUch Is thErE? If nOt, @ImjUnIOr pErhAps mIght I hAvE A prOpOsItIOn? I mArkEd It dOwn fOr yOU! nAtUrAlly If yOU ArE nOt bUsy... As sUch: https://64.mEdIA.tUmblr.cOm/57687d50405368fAcfAd07fcEcA266c1/tUmblr_InlInE_mIcb5gtmrr1qz4rgp.png #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
EvEry nIght wE hAvE A chAncE tO bE thE trOlls thE mEssIAhs wIsh fOr Us tO bE! blEssEd ArE thOsE thAt pAInt whErE thEy dO wAlk. AmEn :) #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
dEvOtIOns 1:1 “thE mEssIAhs gIvE Us frOnds sO thEy mAy dO thEIr wOrk, thEy gIvE Us gAndErbUlbs sO wE cAn sEE thEIr mOthErfUckIn bEAUty, gIvE Us gApErs sO wE cAn EspOUsE thEIr wOrd tO thE mAssEs, And bEllOwsAcks nIcE And bIg tO lAUgh whEn thAt bIg jOkE At thE End Of tImE cOmEs rOllIng rOUnd” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
zEntrI 1:10 “brOthEr zEntrI wAlkEd thE lAnds UnknOwn, hE wAlkEd thrOUgh trEEs, sAnds And mOUntAIns. fOr wIpEs hE trUdgEd, And whEn hE fInAlly gOt thErE, tO thE prOmIsEd lAnd hE spOkE And sAId ‘yEAh cAn I hAvE A lArgE nUmbEr 3, twO flUrrIEs And Uhhh tOss In A 10 pIEcE nUggEt mAkE thAt A mEAl’ And sO hE dId.” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
rEvElrIEs 8:19 “If yOU AInt chEErIng thE mOmEnt thAt vAst hOnk hIts OUr EArs thEn yOU bEttEr bE scrEAmIng mOthErfUckEr, thEm hErEtIcs dOnt knOw whAts cOmIng. thEm nOnbElIEvErs gOnnA sEE. thEy All gOnnA sEE.” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
tO cElEbrAtE A mOnth Of wOndErfUl rElAtIOnshIps! hOt shIt (flUshEd lEttErs) 2:17 "nOthIn cOUld stOp thIs lOvE, bItchEs cOUld bUrn mE At thE stAkE And mEssIAhs wIllIng my lAst thOUghts wOUld bE bOUt yOU mOthErfUckEr" hAppy prIdE! #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
hOt shIt (AshEn lEttErs) 4:48 "chIll yO hOnkIng tIts sIs yOU gOt All Of EtErnIty tIll thE vAst fUckIn hOnk tO cUll hIm tAkE A chIll bEfOrE I mAkE yA" #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
dEvOtIOn 4:14 “whEn yOUr fEEt ArE UnsUrE And whAt cOmEs On yOU Is Un-fUckIng-fUnny, sEEk yOU hOly sUffErIng In pEnAncE.” A pAssAgE Oft tOUtEd. OnE I rEmInd mysElf Of In tImEs Of trOUblE. #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
sAcrAmEnt 3:12 “prAIsE bE, mAy ElIxIr rUn lIkE rIvErs, mAy fAcE pAInt nEvEr rUn, mAy yOUr mIrth bE EvEr prEsEnt my wIckEd kIn fOr thE cElEbrAtIOns jUst bEgUn” cOmfOrtIng In A dIffIcUlt tImE #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
hOt shIt, flUshEd lEttErs 2:1 “plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE lEmmE hIt plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE I gOttA hIt plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE I nEEd tO hIt sO bAd plEAsE plEAsE ” I hAvE AlwAys fOUnd thIs pAssAgE sO IntErEstIng. It Is thE stArt Of thE sEcOnd sEt Of flUsh lEttErs frOm thE grAnd hIghblOOd thE bOO...Read more
rEvElrIEs 9:14 “brOthEr thErE AIn't nO fAIth If yOU'rE nOt shArIng It. dOn't cArE If yOU knOw thAt OUtsIdEr AIn't bOUttA clOwnvErt. thE mEssIAhs ArE vAIn As A mOthErfUckEr, And mAn dO thEy lOvE tO sEE A bItch wAx pOEtIc bOUt Em. tAlk lIkE yOU'rE bOUttA brIng Em tO clUrch, tAlk wIth thAt prAIsE On yOUr tOngUE“ #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
zEntrI 4:8 “vIOlEncE Is In yOU As lOng As rAgE Is. lEt It OUt, And yOU cOntrOl whErE It fAcEs, lEAvE It thErE, And yOU bEcOmE Its tArgEt” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
lEttErs tO thE EmprEss 17:42 "lEt my pEOplE frOlIc, lEt Em rEvEl In thE stArs, thErE wIll bE nO grAnd ArcOlOgIEs whErE wE wIll lAngUIsh, thErE wIll bE nO wIltIng cApItOl Of clOwndOm, thErE wIll bE bUt thE mOthErfUckIn flAgshIp sO wE mAy sEE OUr cOnqUEst fIrst mOthErfUckIn hAnd. lEt Us bE A trAvEllIng cIrcUs, And pAInt thE stArs In cOlOrs" A wOndErfUl lEttEr Of thE fOUndIng Of thE flAgshIp systEm fOr All AscEndEd pUrplEblOOds! A lIttlE knOwn fAct AftEr, thE EmprEss rEspOndEd tO thIs wIth A sImplE mEssAgE "typE s)(It" A lIttlE bIt Of trIvIA! #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
pErhAps mOrE scrIptUrE tOnIght! rEvElrIEs 15:40 "wOE tO thE sAd mOthErfUckEr whO lAUghEd lAst. bItchAss lEt EvEryOnE ElsE dEcIdE whAts fUnny fOr hIm. kAylOh brEAk hIs lEgs" #clOwnpOstIng #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
pErhAps thIs cyclEs scrIptUrE wOUld bE frOm A bOOk I hAvE yEt tO qUOtE! lEt Us bEgIn frOm Its OpEnIng pAssAgE hOt shIt [flUsh lEttErs] 1:1 “my sIstEr In mIrth, blEssEd In hIlArIty, pEErlEss In hOly rAgE; U Up gIrl? :O?” thE fIrst Of mAny lEttErs Of cOrrEspOndEncE AddEd tO thE hOlIEst Of bOOks, sO InspIrAtIOnAl! #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
whIlE I Am On thE bUs I fEEl It Is thE pErfEct tImE tO hAvE OUr scrIptUrE fOr thE EvEnIng! sUffErIng 8:57 "kIn pUrplE flOwEd frOm sAInt yyvOnE's EyEs As shE scrEAmEd, And lAUghEd. 'I sEE It!' thE blInd mOthErfUckEr scrEAmEd 'I sEE thE mEssIAhs!'" #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
gOOd EArly cyclE chIttr! I hAvE cOnvIncEd my mEntOr tO stOp rEqUIrIng mE tO pOst scrIptUrE qUOtEs Of- qUEstIOnAblE mEssAgE At lEAst fOr my fIrst pOst tOdAy! cOnvIctIOn 9:42 "mIghty, thE rIghtEOUs. rIghtEOUs, thE mIghty." A nIcE clAssIc! #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
cOlOrs 14:47 "wE cAll Em gUttErblOOds cUz thAts whErE thEy bElOng, In thE gUttEr. yOU'rE sAcrEd kIn, dOn't dEbAsE yOUrsElf, tAlk tO Em sAmE wAy yOU'd tAlk tO A tUrd stUck UndEr yOUr shOE, lEt Em knOw thEIr plAcE." AnOthEr pAssAgE I wAs tOld tO pOst by my mEntOr... shE InsIsts UpOn It. #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
cOlOrs 5:78 "thInk nOt sIs, If yOU EvEr wAnt thE trUth On blOOd hErE It Is, thErE AInt nOnE bUt twO, kIn And pAInt. If yOU AInt kIn, yOU jUst pAInt" my mEntOr hAs bEgUn sUggEstIng thE lInEs I pOst, I hOpE EvEryOnE lIkEs thEm I sUppOsE... #clOwnpOstIng #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
thAnk yOU brOthEr IsIdOr fOr cOrrEctIng my prIOr fAUlt And AssIstIng mE In sOUrcIng A prOpEr cUllIng. I wIll rEmEmbEr tO hOld thE thrEE tEnAnts Of thE bOOk Of sAcrAmEnt clOsE In thE fUtUrE, And nOt dEvAlUE thE ImpOrt Of vIOlEncE, As wEll As EnsUrE A rEAsOnAblE AmOUnt Of cUllIngs In thE fUtUrE. mAy thE mEssIAhs wAtch OvEr mE. #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr @pIOUspOrcInE
zEntrI 7:44 "dOnt rEst yO tOngUE lIl brO, yOU wOrk OUt yOUr bOdy tO spIll pAInt bEttEr In thE mIrthfUls nAmE, sO wOrk yOUr wOrd tOO, tUrn Em hEAthEns IntO sOmEthIn UsEfUl, OnE wAy Or AnOthEr" #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
cOnvIctIOn 5:13 “whEn yOUr fEEt ArE UnsUrE And whAt cOmEs On yOU Is Un-fUckIng-fUnny, sEEk yOU hOly sUffErIng In pEnAncE.” #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
A mOst wOndErfUl cElEbrAtIOn thIs EvE fOr All wrAths! trUly An InspIrAtIOnAl sErmOn EspEcIAlly! I cAnnOt wAIt UntIl nExt swEEps #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng
cOnvIctIOn 25:6 “fOr thE wAgE Of wEAknEss Is sIlEncE, bUt thE gIft Of thE mEssIAhs Is A lIfEtImE pAss tO thE EtErnAl shOw Of thE dArk cArnIvAl.” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
cOnvIctIOn 13:27 “If yOUr Ass Is wAItIng fOr pErmIssIOn tO bE rIghtEOUs, yOU AlrEAdy dOnE fUckEd Up. Act cUz yOU wAnnA, lEt yOUr dArkEst dEsIrEs drIvE yOU kIn. thAts thE mEssIAhs tEllIng yOU thEIr mOthErfUckIn wIll” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
(( Clowns of Chittr! It's getting close to 4/13 and in a bit of celebration alongside the other clowny rpers who help maintain the fan clown scripture log we made... Let's do some clowny celebration! Set upon the Flagship Dark Carnival in the fleets above, we're gonna be playing out some Clurchly worship, the drinking of elixirs, and enjoying of a little bit of mirth in the leadup to All Mirths Eve on 4/13 and All Mirths Day on 4/14! Feel free to drop in, be a clown, and enjoy one another! https://msparp.chat/all_wraths_eve #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #allwraths
I hAvE bEEn cAllEd by thE mEssIAhs tO thE flAgshIp dArk cArnIvAl, pErhAps nOw Is thE tImE tO gEt In tOUch wIth thE rOOts Of my fAIth. mEssIAhs gUIdE mE If Any OthErs On thE flAgshIp wIsh tO spEAk wIth mE I wOUld bE qUItE glAd tO hAvE thEIr AssIstAncE. bEIng ArOUnd sO mAny fAIthfUl mAy bE mIldly OvErwhElmIng... #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng
sIdEshOws 54:11 “yOU EvEr nOtIcE hOw thE lOUdEst mOthErfUckErs AlwAys thE OnE whO mIssEd thE jOkE? vOlUmE AIn’t cOnvIctIOn, kIn It’s jUst InsEcUrIty wIth A mEgAphOnE. sIt dOwn, shUt Up, And lIstEn fOr thE lAUghtEr UndErnEAth thE nOIsE. thAt shIts thE mEssIAhs.” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
pErhAps I shOUld hAvE rEAlIzEd lIvIng OUt A lIfE Of pIEty wOUld bE dIffIcUlt OncE I stArtEd tO fEEl bAd fOr InAnImAtE ObjEcts As A wrIgglEr #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
thE fIvE Of pEntAclEs thE hAngEd mAn And thE fOOl whAt ArE thEy tryIng tO tEll mE tOnIght? thEy ArE mAkIng mE UnEAsy, pErhAps I shOUld gO tO A sEcOnd mAss fOr thE EvEnIng? sUrEly thAt wIll sEt my pUshEr At EAsE... #tArOt #mIrthfUlchIttr
(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed...Read more
Oh my, ArE wE trEndIng? hOw lOvEly! tO All cUrIOUs, EnjOy A scrIptUrE vErsE!!! cOnvIctIOn 4:55 "fOr thE grEAt pUnchlInE Is yEt tO cOmE, fAIthfUl, And EvEn thIs shIt yOU cAn yEt bEAr.” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
lEttErs 5:7 "wE shAll hAvE A mOst hOly clUrch, And sprEAd OUrsElvEs AcrOss EvEry mOthErfUckIn cOrnEr Of thIs plAnEt, tIll It's fAcE Is pAIntEd jUst lIkE OUrs" yOUr mOrnIng scrIptUrE qUOtE chIttr frIEnds! #mIrthfUlchIttr
It hAs bEEn sO lOvEly lAtEly fIndIng OUt AbOUt clUrchly mEmbErs frOm All pArts Of thE hEmOspEctrUm. I dId nOt knOw sO mAny ExIstEd. wE ArE trUly blEssEd! #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
pAst: tEn Of wAnds prEsEnt: nInE Of wAnds fUtUrE: thE mAgIcIAn thE cArds spEAk tO mE In Odd wAys, It rEmInds mE Of A bIblE qUOtE! "sUffErIng 7:46 - frOm mE, tAkE thIs: dOn’t hAvE tO gEt rEAdy If yOU stAy mOthErfUckIng rEAdy.” mEssIAhs blEss sAInt jUlIAn thE cOnsUmEd. hE wAs pErhAps nOt rEAdy. #mIrthfUlchIttr #tArOt #clOwnpOstIng
rErEAdIng thE bOOk Of sUffErIng tOdAy It Is cOmfOrtIng tO knOw Of thE mArtyrs thAt cAmE bEfOrE Us #mIrthfUlchIttr
Oh nO, I nEArly lOst trAck Of tImE ExpErImEntIng wIth thE stEw (fAygO AppArEntly dOEs nOt wOrk In A stEw) I hAd fOrgOttEn mAss Is sOOn! wEll, stIll An hOUr Or sO AwAy bUt, It Is A lOng wAlk! tO my brOthErs And sIstErs whO wIshEd tO jOIn mE On thE wAlk I wIll bE OUt shOrtly. pIty, I mEAnt tO bE An hOUr EArly, nOw I wIll jUst bE On tImE. #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
whAt ArE EvEryOnEs fAvOrItE sAcrAmEnts? I wIll gO fIrst! I Am qUItE pArtIAl tO thE bOOk Of AngEls, tO lIkEly nO OnEs sUrprIsE. bUt If I hAd tO pIck A sEcOnd fAvOrItE, pErhAps thE bOOk Of hIlArItIEs? hIlArItIEs 2:31 "It’s nOt A wIsE OnE whO lEAvEs thE plAcE Of thEIr mOthErfUckIng hEArt UntImEly. nO lAUghtEr In thE sUffErIng Of thOsE EArly lOst Of thEIr qUAdrAnts sO rEst yOU wIth hEArt And spAdE And clUb And dIAmOnd And spEAk Of thE fUckIng hIlArIty tO EAch OthEr." sUch wOndEr! #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng
whAt's bEttEr thAn fIrst prAyEr Of thE dAy? sEcOnd prAyEr! #blEssEd #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnlIfE
whAt A wOndErfUl EvEnIng tO wAkE Up EArly bEfOrE sUnsEt And prAy! #blEssEd #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng
I hAvE dEcIdEd tO bEgIn tEAchIng thE bAsIcs Of tArOt tO yOU All In thE UnlEArnEd UnmIrthEd mAssEs! sO thAt thE mEssIAhs mIght shOw thEIr blEssIngs thrOUgh nEw sphErEs! fIrst lEssOn Is sprEAds! In tArOt thErE ArE mAny wAys tO rEAd thE cArds, sUch As tAkIng OnE cArd As An AnswEr tO A qUEstIOn AskEd As yOU shUfflE. thE mOst cOmmOn Is thE fUtUrE rEAdIng, wIth A pAst prEsEnt And fUtUrE cArd AftErwArds Is thE AdvIcE rEAdIng, bEIng tOld 1. whAt tO dO, 2.whAt tO AvOId And 3. thE AttItUdE nEEdEd tO dO sO thEn Is thE hOOfbEAstshOE rEAdIng, whErEIn 7 cArds ArE lAId, thEsE mOrE OftEn rEsEmblE A hErOs jOUrnEy...Read more
I hAvE rEcEntly fOUnd thAt hUmAns tOO hAvE A trAdItIOn Of clOwnpOstIng! hOw wOndErfUl And cOmfOrtIng It Is tO knOw thAt OUr mOst hOly fAIth hAs sprEAd AcrOss thE stArs tO cUltUrEs wE hAvE nOt EvEn vIOlEntly sUpprEssEd yEt! https://www.rEddIt.cOm/mEdIA?Url=https%3A%2f%2fI.rEdd.It%2f69b4n6zqwp931.gIf #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr