@arcaneAspirations — #scripture
thE fIrst trAnslAtEd And AnnOtAtEd bIts Of thE bOOk Of zEntrI. rEOrdErEd tO mAkE mOrE sEnsE tO thOsE lEss AwArE Of clOwnly OrdErIng schEmEs mAdE In jApE. Of nOtE bEfOrE wE bEgIn, thE bOOk Of zEntrI Is A mOrE rEcEnt tExt bUt wAs wrIttEn In clOwn lAtIn InItIAlly, thIs Is A rEtrAnslAtIOn Of mUch Of thE OrIgInAl tExt rAthEr thAn A qUOtIng Of thE sUprEmE hOnkIfEx trAnslAtIOn pOpUlArIzEd by thE fIfth grAnd hIghblOOd. I wIll bE pUttIng my thOUghts bEtwEEn pAssAgEs In [brAckEts lIkE thIs]. thE OrIgInAl tExt dOEs nOt stArt wIth hIs dEAth As mOdErn trAnslAtIOns dO, A chAngE lIkEly mAdE tO bEgIn wIth sOm...Read more
I hAvE bEgUn my trAnslAtIOn Of thE bOOk Of zEntrI! wE shAll sEE hOw sUch gOEs And If thE lAymAn (nOt mEAnt nEgAtIvEly) Is IntErEstEd In sUch clUrchly tExt wOUld yOU All AlsO lIkE my pErsOnAl thOUghts In bEtwEEn? #scrIptUrE
I wAs thInkIng, sIncE I Am rEstrIctEd nOw tO thE cOffErs Of A hOspItAl rOOm UntIl thE mEdIcUllEr sIgns Off fOr my rElEAsE (my bUrns hAvE mOstly hEAlEd nOw!), thAt pErhAps I shOUld dO A chIttr scrIptUrE lEssOn! Or, EssEntIAlly, trAnscrIbIng wIth cItAtIOns fOr thOsE UnknOwIng Of thE hOly tExts AspEcts Of A lArgE swAthE Of clOwn scrIptUrE rAthEr thAn jUst A smAll bIt. OnE Of thE EAsIEr OnEs tO dO sO fOr bEIng thE trIAls And trIbUlAtIOns Of sAInt zEntrI thE UnfOrtUnAtE A mOrE AccEssIblE bIt Of scrIptUrE As hIs trIAls ArE qUItE cOmEdIc In nAtUrE, A trUE bUmblIng clOwn thE mEssIAhs sAw fIt tO mEss wIth...Read more
"UrgE Of chAOs And whIm Of chAngE bE EvEr On yOUr skIn lIkE pAInt... kIckAss And gIvIng nO shIts." bEgInnIngs 5:9 #scrIptUrE
"blEssEd ArE thOsE whO dO nOt qUEstIOn thEIr jOy." dEvOtIOns 25:4 #scrIptUrE
zEntrI 5:8 "And sO hE sAId 'whAt yOU Egg?' And stAbbEd hIm" AnOthEr fAmOUs scrIptUrE qUOtE! pErhAps OnE knOwn by thE UnlEArnEd! :) #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
I fEEl As thOUgh It Is An ImpOrtAnt tImE tO pOst mOrE scrIptUrE… zEntrI 2:12 frOm thE hIghEst pEAks Of thE hIghEst mOUntAIn, brOthEr zEntrI fEll UntO hIs knEEs And crIEd IntO hIs pAlms. hE scrEAmEd At thE mIrthfUl mEssIAhs, And AskEd thE sAvIOrs why thEy hAd fOrsAkEn hIm, why AftEr lIvIng A lIfE Of sUch grEAt mAlIcE And vIOlEncE hAd hE bEEn dAmnEd tO sUffEr In rEvUlsIOn. thE mIrthfUl mEssIAhs cAmE tO hIm, hUmblIng thEmsElvEs, And rEAchEd OUt tO plAcE thEIr pIOUs hAnds UpOn brOthEr zEntrI's hEAd And sAId, "shIIIIIIIIIIIt my bAd dAwg wE fOrgOt bOUt yOU." #scrIptUrE
AngEls 2:32 “[dEAth] ItsElf Is nOt A glOry; mOrE glOrIOUs fAr tO wAlk On And trAIl pAInt whErE yOU wAlk.” #scrIptUrE
cArnIvAls 2:3 “sO cAmE thE cOngrEgAtIOns tOgEthEr, kIn In frOnd wIth OthEr kIn. fOr OncE OUr kInd wOUld sIt UndEr thE smAll tEnts, tEllIng stOrIEs Of gOds And whImsEy, wE nOw cOmE tOgEthEr UndEr thE rIsIng Of thE fIrst bIg tOp. fOr nOw, wE knOw OUr grEAtEst strEngth, It AInt thE mEssIAhs mOthErfUckEr, Its UnIty.” #scrIptUrE
hOt shIt (AshEn lEttErs) 5:13 “cOOl yOUr tIts bItch tAkE A mOthErfUckIn lAp” wIsE wOrds In thE mOst hOly Of scrIptUrE thAt I hOpE frIEnds Of thE dAsh mAy fOllOw pErhAps #scrIptUrE
dEvOtIOns 1:1 “thE mEssIAhs gIvE Us frOnds sO thEy mAy dO thEIr wOrk, thEy gIvE Us gAndErbUlbs sO wE cAn sEE thEIr mOthErfUckIn bEAUty, gIvE Us gApErs sO wE cAn EspOUsE thEIr wOrd tO thE mAssEs, And bEllOwsAcks nIcE And bIg tO lAUgh whEn thAt bIg jOkE At thE End Of tImE cOmEs rOllIng rOUnd” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
zEntrI 1:10 “brOthEr zEntrI wAlkEd thE lAnds UnknOwn, hE wAlkEd thrOUgh trEEs, sAnds And mOUntAIns. fOr wIpEs hE trUdgEd, And whEn hE fInAlly gOt thErE, tO thE prOmIsEd lAnd hE spOkE And sAId ‘yEAh cAn I hAvE A lArgE nUmbEr 3, twO flUrrIEs And Uhhh tOss In A 10 pIEcE nUggEt mAkE thAt A mEAl’ And sO hE dId.” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
rEvElrIEs 8:19 “If yOU AInt chEErIng thE mOmEnt thAt vAst hOnk hIts OUr EArs thEn yOU bEttEr bE scrEAmIng mOthErfUckEr, thEm hErEtIcs dOnt knOw whAts cOmIng. thEm nOnbElIEvErs gOnnA sEE. thEy All gOnnA sEE.” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
tO cElEbrAtE A mOnth Of wOndErfUl rElAtIOnshIps! hOt shIt (flUshEd lEttErs) 2:17 "nOthIn cOUld stOp thIs lOvE, bItchEs cOUld bUrn mE At thE stAkE And mEssIAhs wIllIng my lAst thOUghts wOUld bE bOUt yOU mOthErfUckEr" hAppy prIdE! #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
hOt shIt (AshEn lEttErs) 4:48 "chIll yO hOnkIng tIts sIs yOU gOt All Of EtErnIty tIll thE vAst fUckIn hOnk tO cUll hIm tAkE A chIll bEfOrE I mAkE yA" #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
dEvOtIOn 4:14 “whEn yOUr fEEt ArE UnsUrE And whAt cOmEs On yOU Is Un-fUckIng-fUnny, sEEk yOU hOly sUffErIng In pEnAncE.” A pAssAgE Oft tOUtEd. OnE I rEmInd mysElf Of In tImEs Of trOUblE. #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
sAcrAmEnt 3:12 “prAIsE bE, mAy ElIxIr rUn lIkE rIvErs, mAy fAcE pAInt nEvEr rUn, mAy yOUr mIrth bE EvEr prEsEnt my wIckEd kIn fOr thE cElEbrAtIOns jUst bEgUn” cOmfOrtIng In A dIffIcUlt tImE #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
hOt shIt, flUshEd lEttErs 2:1 “plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE lEmmE hIt plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE I gOttA hIt plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE plEAsE I nEEd tO hIt sO bAd plEAsE plEAsE ” I hAvE AlwAys fOUnd thIs pAssAgE sO IntErEstIng. It Is thE stArt Of thE sEcOnd sEt Of flUsh lEttErs frOm thE grAnd hIghblOOd thE bOO...Read more
rEvElrIEs 9:14 “brOthEr thErE AIn't nO fAIth If yOU'rE nOt shArIng It. dOn't cArE If yOU knOw thAt OUtsIdEr AIn't bOUttA clOwnvErt. thE mEssIAhs ArE vAIn As A mOthErfUckEr, And mAn dO thEy lOvE tO sEE A bItch wAx pOEtIc bOUt Em. tAlk lIkE yOU'rE bOUttA brIng Em tO clUrch, tAlk wIth thAt prAIsE On yOUr tOngUE“ #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
(( Clown scripture doc update!!! I thought it would be a good time to give a little update as we're now at DOUBLE the original amount of writing for the scripture. Started at 8 pages now at 15 and counting. The most contributed book is Parables and the least is Zentri We've had six authors contribute, the most of which being Cal as Isidor of course I'm hoping to get more grubby face paint covered hands on it before i do my next update post but wanted to say it's been so fun working on a project like this with you silly little grey people on my phone! If you haven't seen it yet take a peek...Read more
zEntrI 4:8 “vIOlEncE Is In yOU As lOng As rAgE Is. lEt It OUt, And yOU cOntrOl whErE It fAcEs, lEAvE It thErE, And yOU bEcOmE Its tArgEt” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
lEttErs tO thE EmprEss 17:42 "lEt my pEOplE frOlIc, lEt Em rEvEl In thE stArs, thErE wIll bE nO grAnd ArcOlOgIEs whErE wE wIll lAngUIsh, thErE wIll bE nO wIltIng cApItOl Of clOwndOm, thErE wIll bE bUt thE mOthErfUckIn flAgshIp sO wE mAy sEE OUr cOnqUEst fIrst mOthErfUckIn hAnd. lEt Us bE A trAvEllIng cIrcUs, And pAInt thE stArs In cOlOrs" A wOndErfUl lEttEr Of thE fOUndIng Of thE flAgshIp systEm fOr All AscEndEd pUrplEblOOds! A lIttlE knOwn fAct AftEr, thE EmprEss rEspOndEd tO thIs wIth A sImplE mEssAgE "typE s)(It" A lIttlE bIt Of trIvIA! #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
pErhAps mOrE scrIptUrE tOnIght! rEvElrIEs 15:40 "wOE tO thE sAd mOthErfUckEr whO lAUghEd lAst. bItchAss lEt EvEryOnE ElsE dEcIdE whAts fUnny fOr hIm. kAylOh brEAk hIs lEgs" #clOwnpOstIng #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
pErhAps thIs cyclEs scrIptUrE wOUld bE frOm A bOOk I hAvE yEt tO qUOtE! lEt Us bEgIn frOm Its OpEnIng pAssAgE hOt shIt [flUsh lEttErs] 1:1 “my sIstEr In mIrth, blEssEd In hIlArIty, pEErlEss In hOly rAgE; U Up gIrl? :O?” thE fIrst Of mAny lEttErs Of cOrrEspOndEncE AddEd tO thE hOlIEst Of bOOks, sO InspIrAtIOnAl! #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
whIlE I Am On thE bUs I fEEl It Is thE pErfEct tImE tO hAvE OUr scrIptUrE fOr thE EvEnIng! sUffErIng 8:57 "kIn pUrplE flOwEd frOm sAInt yyvOnE's EyEs As shE scrEAmEd, And lAUghEd. 'I sEE It!' thE blInd mOthErfUckEr scrEAmEd 'I sEE thE mEssIAhs!'" #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
gOOd EArly cyclE chIttr! I hAvE cOnvIncEd my mEntOr tO stOp rEqUIrIng mE tO pOst scrIptUrE qUOtEs Of- qUEstIOnAblE mEssAgE At lEAst fOr my fIrst pOst tOdAy! cOnvIctIOn 9:42 "mIghty, thE rIghtEOUs. rIghtEOUs, thE mIghty." A nIcE clAssIc! #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
cOlOrs 14:47 "wE cAll Em gUttErblOOds cUz thAts whErE thEy bElOng, In thE gUttEr. yOU'rE sAcrEd kIn, dOn't dEbAsE yOUrsElf, tAlk tO Em sAmE wAy yOU'd tAlk tO A tUrd stUck UndEr yOUr shOE, lEt Em knOw thEIr plAcE." AnOthEr pAssAgE I wAs tOld tO pOst by my mEntOr... shE InsIsts UpOn It. #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
cOlOrs 5:78 "thInk nOt sIs, If yOU EvEr wAnt thE trUth On blOOd hErE It Is, thErE AInt nOnE bUt twO, kIn And pAInt. If yOU AInt kIn, yOU jUst pAInt" my mEntOr hAs bEgUn sUggEstIng thE lInEs I pOst, I hOpE EvEryOnE lIkEs thEm I sUppOsE... #clOwnpOstIng #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
zEntrI 7:44 "dOnt rEst yO tOngUE lIl brO, yOU wOrk OUt yOUr bOdy tO spIll pAInt bEttEr In thE mIrthfUls nAmE, sO wOrk yOUr wOrd tOO, tUrn Em hEAthEns IntO sOmEthIn UsEfUl, OnE wAy Or AnOthEr" #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
cOnvIctIOn 5:13 “whEn yOUr fEEt ArE UnsUrE And whAt cOmEs On yOU Is Un-fUckIng-fUnny, sEEk yOU hOly sUffErIng In pEnAncE.” #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
cOnvIctIOn 25:6 “fOr thE wAgE Of wEAknEss Is sIlEncE, bUt thE gIft Of thE mEssIAhs Is A lIfEtImE pAss tO thE EtErnAl shOw Of thE dArk cArnIvAl.” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed...Read more
whAt ArE EvEryOnEs fAvOrItE sAcrAmEnts? I wIll gO fIrst! I Am qUItE pArtIAl tO thE bOOk Of AngEls, tO lIkEly nO OnEs sUrprIsE. bUt If I hAd tO pIck A sEcOnd fAvOrItE, pErhAps thE bOOk Of hIlArItIEs? hIlArItIEs 2:31 "It’s nOt A wIsE OnE whO lEAvEs thE plAcE Of thEIr mOthErfUckIng hEArt UntImEly. nO lAUghtEr In thE sUffErIng Of thOsE EArly lOst Of thEIr qUAdrAnts sO rEst yOU wIth hEArt And spAdE And clUb And dIAmOnd And spEAk Of thE fUckIng hIlArIty tO EAch OthEr." sUch wOndEr! #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng