@arcaneAspirations — #clownposting
thAnk yOU tO thOsE whO AttEndEd thE fIrst nIght Of chIttr cArnIvAl! I wIll bE UnAblE tO AttEnd thE sEcOnd nIght UntIl lAtE, bUt sIstEr phynnIE wIll kEEp thIngs rUnnIng. I hAd A lOvEly nIght, And hOpE EvEryOnEs lIght Is jUst As mIrthfUl. AmEn!
I slEpt thE lIght In A trAIlEr, lIkE clOwns Of Old!!! It wAs InvIgOrAtIng tO wAkE Up And bE In thE cArnIvAl AlrEAdy. thE mUsIc Is plAyIng And pEOplE ArE mAkIng fInAl prEpArAtIOns. I sUppOsE I shOUld lOOk OvEr my sErmOn... bUt mOrE ImpOrtAnt Is thE lIst Of mUsIc! dO drEss Up If yOU AttEnd, EnjOy yOUrsElvEs!!! mAy thE mEssIAhs mAkE thIs A mOst blEssEd Of nIghts
AnOthEr ImAgE Of thE vEnUE tOmOrrOw, As I thOUght I wOUld mEntIOn A fEw thIngs yOU wIll fInd thErE thE bIg tOp UntIl OUr shOw lAtE In thE lIght, wIll hAvE A lIvE bAnd, plAyIng mUsIc Of cArnIvAls pAst. shOw Off yOUr wOndErfUl cOstUmEs, And prEpArE fOr mAss. spEAkIng Of, thErE ArE mAny brOthErs And sIstErs Of thE clOth fOr whOm, spEAkIng At thE mAss mAy bE A bOOn. my dms ArE OpEn If yOU wIsh spEAk At thE EvEnt, sIncE, OthErwIsE wE wIll hAvE A vEry, vEry shOrt mAss IndEEd. thE fAIrgrOUnds wIll bE thErE As wEll, wIth gAmEs And prIzEs tO bE wOn! rIdEs And fOOd trUcks, sUbsIdIzEd by thE clUrch. gOrgE yOU...Read more
mUch hOly wOrk hAs bEEn dOnE cArnIvAl gAmEs hAvE bEEn sEt, trAIlErs lIkE thE clOwns Of Old OncE lIvEd OUt Of, And mOst ImpOrtAnt Of All, thE hOly bIg tOp hAs bEEn ErEctEd. AmEn I sAy, tOmOrrOw, thE cArnIvAl Is In tOwn cArnIvAls 20:24 And thUs, trAdItIOn wAs bOrn. wE wOUld nO lOngEr bE wIthOUt OUr mAsks, OUr fAcEs, jEErIng And smIlIng At thE rEst Of thE UnbEknOwnst wOrld. wE hAd OUr hAnds On sOmE shIt thEy cOUld nEvEr drEAm Of
cArnIvAls 2:3 “sO cAmE thE cOngrEgAtIOns tOgEthEr, kIn In frOnd wIth OthEr kIn. fOr OncE OUr kInd wOUld sIt UndEr thE smAll tEnts, tEllIng stOrIEs Of gOds And whImsEy, wE nOw cOmE tOgEthEr UndEr thE rIsIng Of thE fIrst bIg tOp. fOr nOw, wE knOw OUr grEAtEst strEngth"
thE cArnIvAl cOmEs IntO tOwn sOOn frIEnds, An EvEnt tO IntrOdUcE thE UnknOwIng As tO thE wOrkIngs Of thE mOst hOly clUrch nO cUllIng AllOwEd gIvEn wE hAvE hOly gUEsts! thErE shAll bE gAmEs, ImbIbEmEnts, mUsIc, dAncIng, And mOst Of All, drEss Up! I wOUld bE mOst IntErEstEd tO sEE hOw sOmE Of thE mAny sEcUlAr mEmbErs Of thIs wEbsItE cOmE tO drEss fOr sUch An EvEnt hEld UndEr thE bIg tOp, In thAt fIEld yOU rEmEmbEr frOm yOUr wrIgglErhOOd yOU wIll knOw thE wAy thErE wE All knOw thE wAy thErE blEssEd nIght All I shAll sEE yOU thErE OnE wAy Or AnOthEr AmEn :)
A tAd EArly bUt whEn hAs sUch EvEr stOppEd mE jOIn Us On thE fIrst sAtUrdAy Of thE nExt pErIgrEE fOr A nIght Of mIrth And cElEbrAtIOn A nO-cUll cArnIvAl, wIth fUn gAmEs, prIzEs, hOly rItUAls, blOOd OffErIng And A sElEctIOn Of mEAts And chEEsEs! spOnsOrEd by thE hOly clUrch jOIn In thE rEvElrIEs, All ArE wElcOmE, And All shAll lEAvE AlIvE blEssEd bE thE hOly mEssIAhs
I Am dIscUssIng wIth sIstEr phynnIE, bUt, I knOw nOt If Any wOUld AttEnd If pErhAps, On thE sEcOnd tO fInAl sAtUrdAy Of EAch pErIgrEE, wE hOld A cArnIvAl cUlmInAtIng In A mAss? Uhm, cUllIng wOUld bE dIsAllOwEd, thOsE InclInEd tO sUch hAvE plEnty Of mAssEs! thIs OnE wOUld bE mOrE tO- shArE clOwn cUltUrE, And gEt tOgEthEr, kIn And OUtsIdEr AlIkE It Is An EArly IdEA I knOw, bUt, It fEEls rIght tO my pUshEr!!! #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng #scrIptUrE #mIrth
thE fIrst trAnslAtEd And AnnOtAtEd bIts Of thE bOOk Of zEntrI. rEOrdErEd tO mAkE mOrE sEnsE tO thOsE lEss AwArE Of clOwnly OrdErIng schEmEs mAdE In jApE. Of nOtE bEfOrE wE bEgIn, thE bOOk Of zEntrI Is A mOrE rEcEnt tExt bUt wAs wrIttEn In clOwn lAtIn InItIAlly, thIs Is A rEtrAnslAtIOn Of mUch Of thE OrIgInAl tExt rAthEr thAn A qUOtIng Of thE sUprEmE hOnkIfEx trAnslAtIOn pOpUlArIzEd by thE fIfth grAnd hIghblOOd. I wIll bE pUttIng my thOUghts bEtwEEn pAssAgEs In [brAckEts lIkE thIs]. thE OrIgInAl tExt dOEs nOt stArt wIth hIs dEAth As mOdErn trAnslAtIOns dO, A chAngE lIkEly mAdE tO bEgIn wIth sOm...Read more
I hAvE bEEn gIvEn A bAdgE by thE mOst wOndErfUl bAdgEr jUnIOr tO shOw my UndyIng fAIth tO thE mIrthfUl mEssIAhs!!! thE mEssIAhs blEss thEIr fOllOwErs wIth thEIr mArk AmEn #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng #blEssEd
I jUst rEmEmbErEd A drEAm I hAd lAst lIght... I sAw A symbOl fOr thE fAIthfUl Of thE clUrch bEIng UsEd As A bAdgE fOr kIn, brOthEr And sIstEr AlIkE. EvEn cOUsIns nOt Of kIn pUrplE! thErE Is nOt AlrEAdy A bAdgE thAt rEprEsEnts sUch Is thErE? If nOt, @ImjUnIOr pErhAps mIght I hAvE A prOpOsItIOn? I mArkEd It dOwn fOr yOU! nAtUrAlly If yOU ArE nOt bUsy... As sUch: https://64.mEdIA.tUmblr.cOm/57687d50405368fAcfAd07fcEcA266c1/tUmblr_InlInE_mIcb5gtmrr1qz4rgp.png #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
EvEry nIght wE hAvE A chAncE tO bE thE trOlls thE mEssIAhs wIsh fOr Us tO bE! blEssEd ArE thOsE thAt pAInt whErE thEy dO wAlk. AmEn :) #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
trUly I Am sO blEssEd tO hAvE thE clOwn cOmmUnIty ArOUnd mE, kIn trUly lOvEs kIn In wAys thAt ArE dIffIcUlt tO ExplAIn tO OUtsIdErs I lOvE my clUrch cOmmUnIty :) #clOwnpOstIng
I Am sO ExcItEd, thErE Is A bOnfIrE At thE lOcAl bIg tOp tOnIght! I hAvE On my nIcE bAll gOwn And Am hEAdIng thErE nOw! thEy sAId thEy ArE gOIng tO InvItE mEmbErs Of OthEr cAstEs, I wOndEr fOr whAt pUrpOsE. pErhAps It cAn AssIst On my AnthrOpOlOgIcAl stUdy On nOn clOwns! I Am qUItE ExcItEd tO sEE hOw EvErythIng gOEs. #clOwnpOstIng
hEllO fEllOw fAIthfUl! I Am tryIng tO dEcIdE On sOmE prOgrAms tO wAtch tOnIght wIth rElIgIOUs thEmIng, wOUld Any Of yOU hAvE rEcOmmEndAtIOns? #clOwnpOstIng
zEntrI 4:8 “vIOlEncE Is In yOU As lOng As rAgE Is. lEt It OUt, And yOU cOntrOl whErE It fAcEs, lEAvE It thErE, And yOU bEcOmE Its tArgEt” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
lEttErs tO thE EmprEss 17:42 "lEt my pEOplE frOlIc, lEt Em rEvEl In thE stArs, thErE wIll bE nO grAnd ArcOlOgIEs whErE wE wIll lAngUIsh, thErE wIll bE nO wIltIng cApItOl Of clOwndOm, thErE wIll bE bUt thE mOthErfUckIn flAgshIp sO wE mAy sEE OUr cOnqUEst fIrst mOthErfUckIn hAnd. lEt Us bE A trAvEllIng cIrcUs, And pAInt thE stArs In cOlOrs" A wOndErfUl lEttEr Of thE fOUndIng Of thE flAgshIp systEm fOr All AscEndEd pUrplEblOOds! A lIttlE knOwn fAct AftEr, thE EmprEss rEspOndEd tO thIs wIth A sImplE mEssAgE "typE s)(It" A lIttlE bIt Of trIvIA! #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
pErhAps mOrE scrIptUrE tOnIght! rEvElrIEs 15:40 "wOE tO thE sAd mOthErfUckEr whO lAUghEd lAst. bItchAss lEt EvEryOnE ElsE dEcIdE whAts fUnny fOr hIm. kAylOh brEAk hIs lEgs" #clOwnpOstIng #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
pErhAps thIs cyclEs scrIptUrE wOUld bE frOm A bOOk I hAvE yEt tO qUOtE! lEt Us bEgIn frOm Its OpEnIng pAssAgE hOt shIt [flUsh lEttErs] 1:1 “my sIstEr In mIrth, blEssEd In hIlArIty, pEErlEss In hOly rAgE; U Up gIrl? :O?” thE fIrst Of mAny lEttErs Of cOrrEspOndEncE AddEd tO thE hOlIEst Of bOOks, sO InspIrAtIOnAl! #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
dO Any nOn pUrplEblOOdEd cOUsIns Of fAIth hAvE stOrIEs fOr hOw thEy cAmE Up wIth thEIr fAcEpAInt, I knOw mOst Of thE clUrch InhErIts And ItErAtEs On thEIr AncEstOrs dEsIgns, bUt whAt Of thOsE whO hAdnt? #clOwnpOstIng
whIlE I Am On thE bUs I fEEl It Is thE pErfEct tImE tO hAvE OUr scrIptUrE fOr thE EvEnIng! sUffErIng 8:57 "kIn pUrplE flOwEd frOm sAInt yyvOnE's EyEs As shE scrEAmEd, And lAUghEd. 'I sEE It!' thE blInd mOthErfUckEr scrEAmEd 'I sEE thE mEssIAhs!'" #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
gOOd EArly cyclE chIttr! I hAvE cOnvIncEd my mEntOr tO stOp rEqUIrIng mE tO pOst scrIptUrE qUOtEs Of- qUEstIOnAblE mEssAgE At lEAst fOr my fIrst pOst tOdAy! cOnvIctIOn 9:42 "mIghty, thE rIghtEOUs. rIghtEOUs, thE mIghty." A nIcE clAssIc! #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
cOlOrs 14:47 "wE cAll Em gUttErblOOds cUz thAts whErE thEy bElOng, In thE gUttEr. yOU'rE sAcrEd kIn, dOn't dEbAsE yOUrsElf, tAlk tO Em sAmE wAy yOU'd tAlk tO A tUrd stUck UndEr yOUr shOE, lEt Em knOw thEIr plAcE." AnOthEr pAssAgE I wAs tOld tO pOst by my mEntOr... shE InsIsts UpOn It. #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
cOlOrs 5:78 "thInk nOt sIs, If yOU EvEr wAnt thE trUth On blOOd hErE It Is, thErE AInt nOnE bUt twO, kIn And pAInt. If yOU AInt kIn, yOU jUst pAInt" my mEntOr hAs bEgUn sUggEstIng thE lInEs I pOst, I hOpE EvEryOnE lIkEs thEm I sUppOsE... #clOwnpOstIng #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
thAnk yOU brOthEr IsIdOr fOr cOrrEctIng my prIOr fAUlt And AssIstIng mE In sOUrcIng A prOpEr cUllIng. I wIll rEmEmbEr tO hOld thE thrEE tEnAnts Of thE bOOk Of sAcrAmEnt clOsE In thE fUtUrE, And nOt dEvAlUE thE ImpOrt Of vIOlEncE, As wEll As EnsUrE A rEAsOnAblE AmOUnt Of cUllIngs In thE fUtUrE. mAy thE mEssIAhs wAtch OvEr mE. #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr @pIOUspOrcInE
zEntrI 7:44 "dOnt rEst yO tOngUE lIl brO, yOU wOrk OUt yOUr bOdy tO spIll pAInt bEttEr In thE mIrthfUls nAmE, sO wOrk yOUr wOrd tOO, tUrn Em hEAthEns IntO sOmEthIn UsEfUl, OnE wAy Or AnOthEr" #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
cOnvIctIOn 5:13 “whEn yOUr fEEt ArE UnsUrE And whAt cOmEs On yOU Is Un-fUckIng-fUnny, sEEk yOU hOly sUffErIng In pEnAncE.” #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
A mOst wOndErfUl cElEbrAtIOn thIs EvE fOr All wrAths! trUly An InspIrAtIOnAl sErmOn EspEcIAlly! I cAnnOt wAIt UntIl nExt swEEps #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng
hAppy All wrAths EvE EvEryOnE! I hOpE All my fEllOw fAIthfUl EnjOy A wOndErfUl tImE Of wOrshIp In thE pUrsUIt Of OUr mIrthfUl mEssIAhs dUAl pUrsUIts Of jEst And blOOdlUst. dO rEmEmbEr tO fOllOw bOth In EqUIty! #AllwrAths #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchItr
cOnvIctIOn 25:6 “fOr thE wAgE Of wEAknEss Is sIlEncE, bUt thE gIft Of thE mEssIAhs Is A lIfEtImE pAss tO thE EtErnAl shOw Of thE dArk cArnIvAl.” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
I hAvE bEEn OncE AgAIn rEmIndEd thAt my lEss fOrmAl wAy Of spEAkIng (cOmpArEd tO my kIn cAstE) Is sOmEwhAt Off-pUttIng fOr thE mAny Of thE clUrch. pErhAps I shOUld swEAr mOrE? Or trUncAtE my prOpEr cOnjUgAtIOns mOrE? Or pErhAps nOt sAy thE tErms trUncAtE And cOnjUgAtIOn In thE sAmE sEntEncE... #clOwnpOstIng
cOnvIctIOn 13:27 “If yOUr Ass Is wAItIng fOr pErmIssIOn tO bE rIghtEOUs, yOU AlrEAdy dOnE fUckEd Up. Act cUz yOU wAnnA, lEt yOUr dArkEst dEsIrEs drIvE yOU kIn. thAts thE mEssIAhs tEllIng yOU thEIr mOthErfUckIn wIll” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
(( Clowns of Chittr! It's getting close to 4/13 and in a bit of celebration alongside the other clowny rpers who help maintain the fan clown scripture log we made... Let's do some clowny celebration! Set upon the Flagship Dark Carnival in the fleets above, we're gonna be playing out some Clurchly worship, the drinking of elixirs, and enjoying of a little bit of mirth in the leadup to All Mirths Eve on 4/13 and All Mirths Day on 4/14! Feel free to drop in, be a clown, and enjoy one another! https://msparp.chat/all_wraths_eve #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #allwraths
I hAvE bEEn cAllEd by thE mEssIAhs tO thE flAgshIp dArk cArnIvAl, pErhAps nOw Is thE tImE tO gEt In tOUch wIth thE rOOts Of my fAIth. mEssIAhs gUIdE mE If Any OthErs On thE flAgshIp wIsh tO spEAk wIth mE I wOUld bE qUItE glAd tO hAvE thEIr AssIstAncE. bEIng ArOUnd sO mAny fAIthfUl mAy bE mIldly OvErwhElmIng... #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng
sIdEshOws 54:11 “yOU EvEr nOtIcE hOw thE lOUdEst mOthErfUckErs AlwAys thE OnE whO mIssEd thE jOkE? vOlUmE AIn’t cOnvIctIOn, kIn It’s jUst InsEcUrIty wIth A mEgAphOnE. sIt dOwn, shUt Up, And lIstEn fOr thE lAUghtEr UndErnEAth thE nOIsE. thAt shIts thE mEssIAhs.” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
pErhAps I shOUld hAvE rEAlIzEd lIvIng OUt A lIfE Of pIEty wOUld bE dIffIcUlt OncE I stArtEd tO fEEl bAd fOr InAnImAtE ObjEcts As A wrIgglEr #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
I wOndEr sOmEtImEs whAt my rOlE In thE chUrch wOUld hAvE bEEn hAd my AncEstOr nOt cAllEd mE tO thE dUtIEs Of A mEdIUm pErhAps I wOUld hAvE bEEn A gOOd pAstErrOr? Or EvAnlAUghtErIst. cErtAInly nOt A sUbjUgUlAtOr, I fEAr I hAvEn't thE pUshEr. #clOwnpOstIng
(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed...Read more
Oh my, ArE wE trEndIng? hOw lOvEly! tO All cUrIOUs, EnjOy A scrIptUrE vErsE!!! cOnvIctIOn 4:55 "fOr thE grEAt pUnchlInE Is yEt tO cOmE, fAIthfUl, And EvEn thIs shIt yOU cAn yEt bEAr.” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
It hAs bEEn sO lOvEly lAtEly fIndIng OUt AbOUt clUrchly mEmbErs frOm All pArts Of thE hEmOspEctrUm. I dId nOt knOw sO mAny ExIstEd. wE ArE trUly blEssEd! #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
pAst: tEn Of wAnds prEsEnt: nInE Of wAnds fUtUrE: thE mAgIcIAn thE cArds spEAk tO mE In Odd wAys, It rEmInds mE Of A bIblE qUOtE! "sUffErIng 7:46 - frOm mE, tAkE thIs: dOn’t hAvE tO gEt rEAdy If yOU stAy mOthErfUckIng rEAdy.” mEssIAhs blEss sAInt jUlIAn thE cOnsUmEd. hE wAs pErhAps nOt rEAdy. #mIrthfUlchIttr #tArOt #clOwnpOstIng
wOndErfUl OpEnIng sErmOn frOm pAstErrOr clEErA! I cOUld AlmOst hEAr thE whOlE spEEch OvEr thE chEErIng And scrEAmIng. thEsE lArgE mAssEs ArE AlwAys A bIt mOrE lIvEly thAn I Am UsEd tO #clOwnpOstIng
Oh nO, I nEArly lOst trAck Of tImE ExpErImEntIng wIth thE stEw (fAygO AppArEntly dOEs nOt wOrk In A stEw) I hAd fOrgOttEn mAss Is sOOn! wEll, stIll An hOUr Or sO AwAy bUt, It Is A lOng wAlk! tO my brOthErs And sIstErs whO wIshEd tO jOIn mE On thE wAlk I wIll bE OUt shOrtly. pIty, I mEAnt tO bE An hOUr EArly, nOw I wIll jUst bE On tImE. #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
whAt ArE EvEryOnEs fAvOrItE sAcrAmEnts? I wIll gO fIrst! I Am qUItE pArtIAl tO thE bOOk Of AngEls, tO lIkEly nO OnEs sUrprIsE. bUt If I hAd tO pIck A sEcOnd fAvOrItE, pErhAps thE bOOk Of hIlArItIEs? hIlArItIEs 2:31 "It’s nOt A wIsE OnE whO lEAvEs thE plAcE Of thEIr mOthErfUckIng hEArt UntImEly. nO lAUghtEr In thE sUffErIng Of thOsE EArly lOst Of thEIr qUAdrAnts sO rEst yOU wIth hEArt And spAdE And clUb And dIAmOnd And spEAk Of thE fUckIng hIlArIty tO EAch OthEr." sUch wOndEr! #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng
whAt A wOndErfUl EvEnIng tO wAkE Up EArly bEfOrE sUnsEt And prAy! #blEssEd #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng
I hAvE dEcIdEd tO bEgIn tEAchIng thE bAsIcs Of tArOt tO yOU All In thE UnlEArnEd UnmIrthEd mAssEs! sO thAt thE mEssIAhs mIght shOw thEIr blEssIngs thrOUgh nEw sphErEs! fIrst lEssOn Is sprEAds! In tArOt thErE ArE mAny wAys tO rEAd thE cArds, sUch As tAkIng OnE cArd As An AnswEr tO A qUEstIOn AskEd As yOU shUfflE. thE mOst cOmmOn Is thE fUtUrE rEAdIng, wIth A pAst prEsEnt And fUtUrE cArd AftErwArds Is thE AdvIcE rEAdIng, bEIng tOld 1. whAt tO dO, 2.whAt tO AvOId And 3. thE AttItUdE nEEdEd tO dO sO thEn Is thE hOOfbEAstshOE rEAdIng, whErEIn 7 cArds ArE lAId, thEsE mOrE OftEn rEsEmblE A hErOs jOUrnEy...Read more
I hAvE rEcEntly fOUnd thAt hUmAns tOO hAvE A trAdItIOn Of clOwnpOstIng! hOw wOndErfUl And cOmfOrtIng It Is tO knOw thAt OUr mOst hOly fAIth hAs sprEAd AcrOss thE stArs tO cUltUrEs wE hAvE nOt EvEn vIOlEntly sUpprEssEd yEt! https://www.rEddIt.cOm/mEdIA?Url=https%3A%2f%2fI.rEdd.It%2f69b4n6zqwp931.gIf #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr