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@acrobaticMessiah
just y<>ur regularly scheduled cl<>wn (l<>ver)!
h<>nk h<>nk ;) #cl<>wnh<>rnyp<>sting #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HONK HONK. :o)
um m<>ds can we get rid <>f that huge c<>de p<>st thats apparently breaking c<>mputers?? theres n<> rep<>rt butt<>n <>n here i d<>nt think
sighhh. feeling a bit meh after my perf<>rmance t<>night. if <>nly s<>me big str<>ng purple bl<><>d w<>uld make me feel better........
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I AM OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCING MY BID FOR ALTERNIAN PRESIDENT 2030. I DON'T KNOW WHAHAT BEING THE PRESIDENT OF ALTERNIA MEANS, BUT I THINK I'D DO A REAL FIRE JOB AT IT. VOTE YUNG JUGG 2030.
AH / YES / I / HAVE / HEARD / OF / THIS / NOVEL / CONCEPT / OF / 'DEMOCRACY' / FROM / OTHER / SPECIES / RESEARCHED / BY / OUR / EMPIRE! / ─┼─── APPARENTLY / A / PRESIDENT / IS / A / LEADER / CHOSEN / BY / THE / PEOPLE! / ISN'T / THAT / GREAT? / I / THINK / OUR / PLANET / COULD / BENEFIT / FROM / THIS! / ─┼─── EXCEPT / WE / ARE / AN / EMPIRE / AND / ROYAL / DUTIES / CAN / BE / EASILY / IGNORED! / I / HOPE / YOU / DON'T / MIND / I / DECLARE / YOU / A / THREAT / NOW! / ─┼───
xx U HAVE MY VOTE!!!!! xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS AS ALTERNIAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECT IS A FORMAL DECLARATION NUH UH
Thank you for bringing this to my attention. It is each and every citizen's right to run for office in any self-respecting democratic republic. This is not a personal slight against me, and it will not be taken as such. I simply hope the residents of Earth-C choose who they believe will lead them best.
IS / THAT / A / NUH-HUH / YOU / DON'T / MIND / BEING / A / THREAT / TO / THE / THRONE / OR / A / NUH-UH / DECLINING / MY / CHALLENGE?! / ─┼─── MY / APOLOGIES / I / DO / NEED / CLARIFICATION / BECAUSE / MY / VIEW / OF / YOU / ENTIRELY / DEPENDS / ON / THIS!!!!! / ─┼───
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WE DON'T NEED TO DO THE WHOLE VOTING THIS TIME AROUND MOFO. LET'S JUST ARM WRESTLE FOR IT.
i |w|ish they added a "fear" reaction to this |w|ebsite because i do nothing but fear a possible future in |w|hich this exists
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NUH UH I'M DECLARING A DECLARATION THAHAT I UNO REVERSE CARD YOUR DECLARATION OF DECLARING ME A THREAT. DECLARE DEEZ FAT ASS MUTHAHAFUCKING SHAHAMEGLOBES.
While I respect your opinion, I believe it is in everyone's best interest to put it to a vote in the 2030 election. I wish you luck!
D:<!!!!! / ─┼─── I / AM! / ─┼─── UNFORTUNATELY / NOT / FULLY / VERSED / YET / IN / THE / NUANCES / OF / INTERNET / WIT / AND / SLANG / THEREFORE / I / SHALL / TAKE / THE / L / AS / I / HAVE / SEEN / BEEN / SAID / IN / INSTANCES / OF / UTTER / DEFEAT / ONLINE! / ─┼─── I / SHALL / GET / YOU / NEXT / TIME / PRESIDENTIAL / ELECT / YUNG / JUGG / 2030 / MARK / MY / WORDS! / ─┼───
>>| .it's .all .about hot girls .and hot chicks. .i'm not .against .it, .all girls right now right here .are that last bits .of redberry .on sweet cakes. .always .on top .and .always fresh. .about the boys, the guys, the dudes? sometimes .a troll man needs .another troll man to fulfill their flushed dreams .and deep desires. not to be .a dominating part, but to be dominated. #nsfw
it's girl timme sorry we're goinng to have to euthannize you for this
l<>ve myself a big str<>ng w<>man like any guy with a thinkpan but s<>metimes y<>u need a dude!
well i guess t<>nights sh<>w was cancelled due t<> a massive kulling spree my cl<>wn sisters and brethern decided t<> g<> <>n while i was.. <>ccupied. <>h well! #nsfw #culling #imwatchingthebachel<>rette
what a perf<>rmance THAT was #h<>lyshit #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HMU AGAIN PRETTY BOY WHEN YOU'RE READY FOR ROUND 2. :o) #nsfw
putting myself <>n d<> n<>t disturb f<>r a bit! ;) @mercurialG<>repriest https://cdn.imgchest.c<>m/files/63c8b06c0fbe.png
fuckin ch33ring and clapping down h3r3 u g3t sum
might experiment and d<> s<>me new facepaint! ive had the same l<><>k f<>r F<|>REVER n<>w #newbeginnings #mirthfulcircus
Facepaint Is A bit out of my league but def do some Highlights And Contour ~☆
stretching f<>r the weekend sh<>w! am<>ng <>ther things... #circusfreak #purplebl<><>dsn<>ticeme #flexible #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.c<>m/files/7794eaca92e5.png
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ooooooooh you want to be a purplebloods genetiic materiial sock so bad ooooooooooooooh iits embarrassiing #nsfw
iidk why you thiink that's liike an accompliishment to be proud of ii mean liike iit's not fuckiing hard liiterally all anyone needs to do iis look at a purple the riightwrong way and theyll piin your ankles to your ears #nsfw
h<>ly m<>ly last nights perf<>rmance was <>n FIRE! literally! i think <>ne <>f the cl<>wns set the tightr<>pe <>n fire purp<>sefully? #g<>gdamn #allg<><>d #circusstuff
g<>t a great perf<>rmance c<>ming up s<><>n! t<> th<>se attending - enj<>y the sh<>w! #mirthful #cl<>wns