(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I AM OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCING MY BID FOR ALTERNIAN PRESIDENT 2030. I DON'T KNOW WHAHAT BEING THE PRESIDENT OF ALTERNIA MEANS, BUT I THINK I'D DO A REAL FIRE JOB AT IT. VOTE YUNG JUGG 2030.
AH / YES / I / HAVE / HEARD / OF / THIS / NOVEL / CONCEPT / OF / 'DEMOCRACY' / FROM / OTHER / SPECIES / RESEARCHED / BY / OUR / EMPIRE! / ─┼─── APPARENTLY / A / PRESIDENT / IS / A / LEADER / CHOSEN / BY / THE / PEOPLE! / ISN'T / THAT / GREAT? / I / THINK / OUR / PLANET / COULD / BENEFIT / FROM / THIS! / ─┼─── EXCEPT / WE / ARE / AN / EMPIRE / AND / ROYAL / DUTIES / CAN / BE / EASILY / IGNORED! / I / HOPE / YOU / DON'T / MIND / I / DECLARE / YOU / A / THREAT / NOW! / ─┼───
xx U HAVE MY VOTE!!!!! xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS AS ALTERNIAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECT IS A FORMAL DECLARATION NUH UH
Thank you for bringing this to my attention. It is each and every citizen's right to run for office in any self-respecting democratic republic. This is not a personal slight against me, and it will not be taken as such. I simply hope the residents of Earth-C choose who they believe will lead them best.
IS / THAT / A / NUH-HUH / YOU / DON'T / MIND / BEING / A / THREAT / TO / THE / THRONE / OR / A / NUH-UH / DECLINING / MY / CHALLENGE?! / ─┼─── MY / APOLOGIES / I / DO / NEED / CLARIFICATION / BECAUSE / MY / VIEW / OF / YOU / ENTIRELY / DEPENDS / ON / THIS!!!!! / ─┼───
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WE DON'T NEED TO DO THE WHOLE VOTING THIS TIME AROUND MOFO. LET'S JUST ARM WRESTLE FOR IT.
i |w|ish they added a "fear" reaction to this |w|ebsite because i do nothing but fear a possible future in |w|hich this exists
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NUH UH I'M DECLARING A DECLARATION THAHAT I UNO REVERSE CARD YOUR DECLARATION OF DECLARING ME A THREAT. DECLARE DEEZ FAT ASS MUTHAHAFUCKING SHAHAMEGLOBES.
While I respect your opinion, I believe it is in everyone's best interest to put it to a vote in the 2030 election. I wish you luck!
D:<!!!!! / ─┼─── I / AM! / ─┼─── UNFORTUNATELY / NOT / FULLY / VERSED / YET / IN / THE / NUANCES / OF / INTERNET / WIT / AND / SLANG / THEREFORE / I / SHALL / TAKE / THE / L / AS / I / HAVE / SEEN / BEEN / SAID / IN / INSTANCES / OF / UTTER / DEFEAT / ONLINE! / ─┼─── I / SHALL / GET / YOU / NEXT / TIME / PRESIDENTIAL / ELECT / YUNG / JUGG / 2030 / MARK / MY / WORDS! / ─┼───