♦ pitied by @acrobaticMessiah
L1terally cannot concentrate on my fouettés because my pas de deux partner nearly fuck1ng dropped me 🙄 don’t be surpr1sed 1f th1s season’s performance of Troll G1selle gets canceled because the male lead can’t fuck1ng L1FT to save h1s l1fe #rant #vent 𓂃۶ৎ
thank you i met him last night
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT HAHAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAHAT THE PRESIDENT OF ALTERNIA NEEDS TO PASS A FIELD SOBRIETY TEST. I AM OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCING THAHAT I WITHDRAW MY BID FOR ALTERNIAN PRESIDENT 2030. VOTE YUNG JUGG 2030. #substance
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