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@wranglingSharpshot

W⌖rshipper ⌖f the Mirthful Messiahs. 𓍯 H⌖⌖fbeast wrangler. 𓍯 N⌖t⌖ri⌖us quickdraw. 𓍯

Blood: BronzeAge: Kult Score: 257Kull Score: 3128 followers6 following

W⌖⌖lbeasts are all shaved. They ⌖ughta be feelin' nice 'n light right ab⌖ut n⌖w. Must feel real g⌖⌖d f⌖r 'em. Least, I h⌖pe it d⌖es. N⌖w I jus' g⌖tta sell all this w⌖⌖l. Ain't n⌖ thing. 𓍯

Kult: +67
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Total: 107
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@lunarLupine[LL]

sellin' it's always th' worrst parrt if ya don't have rregularrs.

c< i HOpe tHe sale gOes well! >c

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If that ain't the truth. I g⌖t a few f⌖lks lined up th⌖ugh. Sh⌖uld be jus' fine. 𓍯

@megaloMemes[MM]

Thank ya kindly. 𓍯

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c< Of cOurse, aNd if yOuve aNy 2 spare after yOur usuals, id lOve 2 buy it Off Of ya! >c

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@lunarLupine[LL]

We had one of ourrs fall thrrough rrecently, so I hope all yerrs go well.

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That's a real shame. Thank ya, th⌖ugh. Here's t' h⌖pin' the rest ⌖' yer sales g⌖ sm⌖⌖th. 𓍯

@megaloMemes[MM]

I 'ppreciate that, miss. I'll be sure t' keep ya in mind. 𓍯

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Gettin' cl⌖se t' the time I'm g⌖nna have t' shave all the w⌖⌖lbeasts. L⌖⌖kin' f⌖rward t' it. They're g⌖nna be a wh⌖le l⌖t lighter. 𓍯

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✪SHEARIN TIMMEEE THE BEST TIME, all that wool makes for a nice bed, n then the CASH, the worst is wranglin them thangs in, but between me and you that might be the best part, makes it all rewardin✪ ﹏﹏﹏🐏

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Damn right. Mine are real c⌖⌖perative-like, s⌖ I usually d⌖n't g⌖tta deal with all the hassle. Sellin' it helps me aff⌖rd stuff fer the farm, 'n it feels real nice fer them. Ain't n⌖ d⌖wnside far as I can tell. 𓍯

✪LUCKY DUCK i got a wooly i call "big bastard" and he gives me HELL , leader of the damn pack too so when he runs they ALL make a break for it, as if they aint boilin under all that fluff, sure is a relief for them though huh they act real sweet when they can feel those pets✪ ﹏﹏﹏🐏

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Heh, s⌖unds like a real pr⌖ngful. 'S a mark ⌖' a g⌖⌖d herder t' be able t' get 'em all under c⌖ntr⌖l even after all that. Ya must be real g⌖⌖d at what ya d⌖. 𓍯

✪i like to live up to the NAME and all that, i aint gonna take ALL the disrespect gotta take care of em even if they dont like it, if yours are always workin with ya shittt you must be better at this job than i am!!✪ ﹏﹏﹏🐏

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Think I jus' g⌖t lucky with a g⌖⌖d herd. 'M b⌖und t' have a fighter ⌖ne ⌖' these nights. 𓍯

Was interestin'. D⌖n't kn⌖w if I'll be attendin' th' next ⌖ne, but it was sure an experience. 𓍯

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Big purple feller l⌖st. D⌖n't see that every night. 𓍯

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Li'l tipsy. Fight's g⌖in' well. 𓍯

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Hell, there's a l⌖t g⌖in' ⌖n. Ain't sure it's fer me. I ain't n⌖ wuss, th⌖ugh. 'M g⌖nna stay. 𓍯

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Headin' ⌖ut early t' get t' fight night ⌖n time. G⌖nna see what all the fuss is 'b⌖ut. 𓍯

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Ratio: 1.60

💥💥Its pr3tty fuckin' fun I think! Wanna tak3 a swing?💥💥

Ain't g⌖nna be fightin' t'night. Jus' watchin'. Thank ya kindly. 𓍯

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💥💥P3rf3ctly und3rstanda&l3 , im &ringing som3 snacks anyway for p3opl3 that ain't gonna fit3💥💥

That's mighty kind ⌖' ya, miss. 𓍯

Might check ⌖ut this wh⌖le fight night thing. Jus' t' watch. Think I g⌖t m' beasts taken care ⌖f fer the night. 𓍯

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Ratio: 1.13

Didn't think Ah'd see another ♆rang∫er on here, shoot. Ho♆'re ya doin'? A∫so ♆hat the he∫∫'s fight night, ain't a sou∫ to∫d me ♆hat that is yet.

H⌖wdy. Far as I can tell, 's this big gatherin' ⌖' tr⌖lls all t' watch s⌖me fellers duke it ⌖ut fist t' fist. N⌖ cullin' ⌖r any ⌖' that, jus' plain ⌖l' brawlin'. 𓍯

Ψe∫∫ shit, sounds ∫ike a fun time ta me. Read that it ♆as hosted by highb∫oods, fact that there ain't any cu∫∫in' is surprisin' ta me.

'S meant t' be all fer fun fr⌖m what I can tell. We'll see. 𓍯

Ah'∫∫ see if Ah can even make it there... Ah'm kinda out in the sticks. ₣uck deep in the boonies on my ranch, so.

Same as me then. 'M leavin' early fer it. Ya ⌖ughta d⌖ the same if ya wanna make it. 𓍯

Ah'∫∫ hafta see ♆hat a∫∫ Ah can do on that front. Ya mind if Ah add ya?

D⌖n't mind ⌖ne bit. 𓍯

Headin' ⌖ut t' the field fer s⌖me target practice t'day 'f⌖re the sun c⌖mes up. G⌖tta keep m' aim sharp. 𓍯

Stop reading this right now and take your gun apart and do the fuckin' maintenance. Clean it, lube it, make sure all the pieces are nice n' right, and put it togetha again. Gun jamming KILLS.

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>+. I HAVE LIKE 5 TO MAINTAIN >:( .+<

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Way ahead of ya. ]

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@exuberantArchivist[EA]

✐ᝰ Okay, fine!!!! ᝰᝰ

Then stop your dillydallying and get to it!

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I've been on top of this recently. No particular reason.

...my gun gets better maintenance than i do. taking this as a reminder to shave instead...

Havin' a sm⌖ke t'night. Cheers, y'all. 𓍯

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CHEERS BROTHER. :o) ARE YOU GONNA COME TO FIGHT NIGHT TOMORROW. :o?

Depends. Ain't never heard ⌖' it bef⌖re n⌖w. I'm guessin' it's s⌖me s⌖rt ⌖' brawlin' ring? 𓍯

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FIGHT NIGHT AT MY HIVE. EVERY THURSDAY. USUALLY WE GET LIKE FIDDY PEOPLE. :o) BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA SOMEONE OR JUST WATCH. ALL SANCTIONED. NO CULLING. :o) FREE FOOD AND DRINK. IT'S A GOOD TIME. YOU SHOULD COME MY MIRTHFUL BROTHAHA. :o)

Maybe. If I can make sure all ⌖' my beasts are taken care ⌖f an' n⌖b⌖dy's g⌖nna set f⌖⌖t ⌖n my farm while I'm ⌖ut. 𓍯

Mighty fine t' see s⌖ many fell⌖w w⌖rshippers here. Ain't n⌖b⌖dy made a stink ab⌖ut me bein' a br⌖nze yet, either. 'S always nice. 𓍯

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†) YE'LL BE CULLI7'D LAS7 PAL. :O) (†

If it pleases the Messiahs, that's jus' fine by me. 𓍯

I'll bury the rest ⌖' him. C⌖uld leave 'im ⌖ut. Warnin' fer what happens t' trespassers. Feelin' kind t⌖night. S⌖ I'll bust ⌖ut the sh⌖vel. 𓍯

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Rust wandered ⌖nt⌖ my farm earlier. Laid 'im ⌖ut real quick. ⌖ne sh⌖t t' the pan. H⌖pe the Mirthful Messiahs d⌖n't mind if I make a st⌖⌖l ⌖r s⌖methin' ⌖utta all what's left. #g⌖re #vi⌖lence 𓍯

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H⌖wdy every⌖ne. H⌖pe y'all are havin' a g⌖⌖d evenin'. ⌖r m⌖rnin'. Whatever time it happens t' be fer ya. 𓍯

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†) ARE YE A CLOWN? (†

†) YE ARE. :O) VERY NICE. (†

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Sure am. I kn⌖w it ain't natural t' see a br⌖nze like me in yer ranks, but I w⌖rship same as th' rest ⌖' y'all. 𓍯

Thank ya kindly. 𓍯