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☆ Something bout a revolver cylinder spinning around and KliKKing into place just gets me going☆
i think i am! aint n°ne t°° hard, j---st °ne li'l lady, we get al°ng amazin' any wh°!
aint all ye a friendly b---nch, i aint all t° s---re h°w m---ch i can p°st here, b---t ill d° my best t° get t° kn°w ya f°lks! ---nf°r---tnately, i failed t° menti°n i g°t a lil gr---b t° take care °f, s° if it aint t°° °ffp---ttin' give her a h°wdy t°°? https://cdn.imgchest.c°m/files/251373198bca.png
i knoow i made soomeoone mad when they start too threaten my moooobeast but jookes oon them cuz i taught my girls hoow too trample foolks #vaguepoosting?
[A sinister country sound bite plays when the camera focuses on Sawyer sitting at the bar area. Four empty martini glasses surround him and he has the fifth in his hand.] "AWEEE!!! C'mon mister cameramannnn!!! Don't be all shy! Sit next to me!" [The camera was soon across from Sawyer. He acted far to giddy to be someone on the losing team. Though that was probably because he was tipsy.] "HAH! See I didn't think they was actually gonna boot off the purp! Man I may have lost today but at least I got to see a highblood cry. Uh oh prolly shouldn't say that I don't like highbloods on national television. It'll get 'em all mad because they're a buncha-" [The words that came from Sawyer's mouth had to be censored because they were too explicit for national television.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle
yeah, in spite of that lil' inCident earlier, it's been pretty normal. exCitin' first day baCk on the job i s'pose, Can't be too mad about it!
took a real lon6 way round home just ridin' on my lusus. what's better than a Cowboy and his steed ridin' under the shine of the moons? baCk home now 'Course. don't wanna spend too lon6 out there or i'll CatCh the sun in an hour or two.
makin' this on hoofbeastbaCk! i'm feelin' free as all hell with the wind in my hair. freedom of the open plains Can't ever 6et old. think that'll be a 6ood Candidate for my #whimsypostin' today. ^◡^
takin' a quiCk break. after seCond delivery, had a bandit tryin' to shake me down. 6uess they didn't realise this Courier's paCkin' an iron of 6reat size. they baCked off onCe i made it Clear i was down to shoot if they weren't 6onna leave. i hop baCk on my lusus and start for m'next destination, spear whips past me. sunnuvabitCh hollerin' that i shouldn't've turned my baCk. so now i'm down like four bullets, my lusus is sCratChed up - nothin' too serious thankfully - and there's an oliveblood out there who needs a mediC. mi6ht be dead, not sure. rode away onCe he hit the 6round. don't ri6htly Care if i'm honest with ya. don't try and rob yer damn mailmen. first day baCk and everythin'... >︵<
[|87 :: Well that was a fun #f;rearmfr;day now to d;spose of th;s b;omass. G00d sh00t;n everyone! Also wonderful hacksaw techn;que @psychoDoctor #horror #gore #guns
₍^. .^₎⟆ Found a game w!th b!g hot cowboys, !'ll sssee you guySSs !n a few hourSs꠹
...happy #fishingfriday to everyone who celebrates https://i.ibb.co/XxtQgVfH/Illustration38.png...
Howdy to you as well!
I we^t o^ a ru^ to bur^ some e^er9y a^d I'm so sweaty ^ow but it was 1u^ a^d worth it also please i9^ore the bul9e pri^t my shorts were to ti9ht a^d it kept rubbi^9 so im 9oi^9 to take a lo^9 shower ^ow #^s1w https://12.toyhou.se/1ile/12-toyhou-se/ima9es/119226649_50LEpJ19AXJc6R5.p^9?1777668288
[|87 :: The more the merr;er!
☆ as they say an oldie but a goldie! Your taste in guns is exKuisite, as for the targets your giving me Konsider it done. Probably gonna give the birds to my lusus tho.☆
☆ fuKK all your Fridays it’s #firearmfriday in this bitch, post your favorite firearms or maybe even give me ideas for shit to shoot with my firearms☆
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gyuu got this!! ᕦ(ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ)ᕤ
II deciided two purge my da2h of 2uch iindiiviidual2, II 2ure hope tho2e iindiiviidual2 have done the 2ame two me. II'm 2tuck here 2o II miight a2 well have fun, and anyone who drag2 me down can GET BENT.
you and all of us, 6ood buddy.
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✪i like to live up to the NAME and all that, i aint gonna take ALL the disrespect gotta take care of em even if they dont like it, if yours are always workin with ya shittt you must be better at this job than i am!!✪ ﹏﹏﹏🐏
✪LUCKY DUCK i got a wooly i call "big bastard" and he gives me HELL , leader of the damn pack too so when he runs they ALL make a break for it, as if they aint boilin under all that fluff, sure is a relief for them though huh they act real sweet when they can feel those pets✪ ﹏﹏﹏🐏
✪SHEARIN TIMMEEE THE BEST TIME, all that wool makes for a nice bed, n then the CASH, the worst is wranglin them thangs in, but between me and you that might be the best part, makes it all rewardin✪ ﹏﹏﹏🐏
Ɏ Took a-a-a pic of my #lusus! Ra-a-amda-a-ad is strict a-a-and ornery a-a-and gruff but he's very nice deep down. he's a-a-also WA-A-AY BIGGER tha-a-an he looks here Ɏ Ɏ [ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/ra-a-amda-a-ad.png ] Ɏ
Oh to b3 a cowtroll 2itting in a dingy 2aloon drinking a whi2ky and li2t3ning to 2ad country mu2ic
✪whatever happened to just runnin around and chasin eachother just for the hell of it why aren't we power pilin on eachother like the good ol days✪ ﹏﹏﹏🐏
Tall woolbeast rregained. I can hearr Arrabella's specific bleat when she's lickin' an electrric fence so she's back too. No clue wherre she went but that don't matterr now.
Stop reading this right now and take your gun apart and do the fuckin' maintenance. Clean it, lube it, make sure all the pieces are nice n' right, and put it togetha again. Gun jamming KILLS.
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⚇ Letters to the Empress 6:12 ⚇ "And in our tents the Faygo shall runneth overflowing into the mouths of the faithful, so that they may be fueled in beautiful sugary glory, ready to serve in all times and ways. Serve the Messiahs for their holy mission, and serve the Empress for the duty to the ever-expanding Empire she deigns to grace us with protecting." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
†) HUSH LI77LE WRIGGLER, DINNAE SAY A WORD, OR 7HE GRAND HICHBLOOD WILL SURELY HEARD 7HE SQUEAL O' A MU7AN7, BLOUD SO 7HIN, AN COME 7AE PEEL AWAY YOUR LAYERS OF SKIN. AN WHEN 7HON SKIN S7AR7S 7AE 7EAR AN FRAY, HE’LL LAUCH AS HE RIPS YER SOUL AWAY. HE’LL 7AK YER BLOOD, 7HA7 PRECIOUS HUE, AN PAIN7 7HE WALLS A SHADE O' YOU. #NSFW #NSFWE #VIOLENCE #GORE (†
yO what’s gOOD wicked lil critters in my phOne? lmaO, first pOst time! Nice tO meet ya
Concept: Picking up bad habits to get closer to your redcrush They smell of smoke lingers on their clothes, wherever they go, and even when they leave the room. Every time you see or smell anyone lighting up you end up thinking of them, causing the once intolerable second-hand smoke now becomes a comforting smell. Watching them struggle to strike up a nearly dead lighter, you get the idea to ask if you can have a cigarette. Sharing a bad habit with someone you care about. Desperate to get close to them. And so you can always have their scent on you wherever you go. They give you one, and you put it in your mouth, but the lighter is now fully dead. So instead they press their cigarette to yours and inhale, sparking up your cigarette from the embers of their own. Ash falls on the ground between you as you begin to inhale too. Smoke fills your lungs as you stare into their eyes. And in that moment you realize you've always had an addiction, and smoking is now just the second one you've developed. @archiveAddict (tags: #rankbait, #Reader/Crush, #Reader/Redcrush, #is redcrush even a term, #suggestive, #substances, #cigarette kiss, #smoking, #addictions, #am i doing this right, #archive rating: M)
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⚜HARK!!! IN THINES RESTLESSNESS THE THIEF CALLED FORGETFULNESS CAUSED A SLIP OF TIME!!! THE TRAVAYLE HAD EARLIER MY THY WERY, BUT HERE!!! BEAR WITNESS TO MY VICTORY OF THE DAY!!! HUZZAH!!! #WIN #gore https://i.ibb.co/mCm4Jmtm/knight-win.gif⚜⁀➴
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BROOO THAHAT'S WHY THE MESSIAHS ARE SO MUTHAHAFUCKING SPECIAL. DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE. ANYBODY CAN WHOOP WHOOP. :o)