whAt ArE EvEryOnEs fAvOrItE sAcrAmEnts? I wIll gO fIrst! I Am qUItE pArtIAl tO thE bOOk Of AngEls, tO lIkEly nO OnEs sUrprIsE. bUt If I hAd tO pIck A sEcOnd fAvOrItE, pErhAps thE bOOk Of hIlArItIEs? hIlArItIEs 2:31 "It’s nOt A wIsE OnE whO lEAvEs thE plAcE Of thEIr mOthErfUckIng hEArt UntImEly. nO lAUghtEr In thE sUffErIng Of thOsE EArly lOst Of thEIr qUAdrAnts sO rEst yOU wIth hEArt And spAdE And clUb And dIAmOnd And spEAk Of thE fUckIng hIlArIty tO EAch OthEr." sUch wOndEr! #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng
WELL MOTHERFUCKING SAID.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FROM THE HIGHEST PEAKS OF THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN, BROTHER ZENTRI FELL UNTO HIS KNEES AND CRIED INTO HIS PALMS. HE SCREAMED AT THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS, AND ASKED THE SAVIORS WHY THEY HAD FORSAKEN HIM, WHY AFTER LIVING A LIFE OF SUCH GREAT MALICE AND VIOLENCE HAD HE BEEN DAMNED TO SUFFER IN REVULSION. THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS CAME TO HIM, HUMBLING THEMSELVES, AND REACHED OUT TO PLACE THEIR PIOUS HANDS UPON BROTHER ZENTRI'S HEAD AND SAID, "SHIIIIIIIIIIIT MY BAD DAWG WE FORGOT BOUT YOU." ZENTRI 2:12 #faith #subjugglator #mirth
(( This is genuinely the funniest clown joke ive ever seen, 10/10 ))
Ah, yEs. thE sAcrAmEnts. hOnEstly, It's hArd nOt tO AcknOwlEdgE hOw tAlEntEd yOUr chUrch Is At wrItIng fIctIOn.. I pErsOnAlly strUgglE to EngAgE. It's All sO tAstElEssly crUde! nOt my tEmpO At All
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WOMP WOMP TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO.
my brOthEr hAs AlrEAdy spOkEn sO ElOqUEntly On thE tOpIc In rEgArds tO my fEElIngs, bUt pErhAps yOU ArE rEAdIng thE wrOng sAcrEmEnts. pErhAps thE bOOks Of hOt shIt wOUld bE A bIt crUdE, bUt thE bOOk Of sUffErIng Is A drAmA In ItsElf.
⚇ i enjoy the book of broken horns most. ⚇ something about just seeing the list of fallen faithfuls names gets me right in my blood pusher. ⚇