♦ pitied by @arcaneAspirations
My Best Friend is A-OK, Sister Ursila! 'Twas a Joke!
Comas can completely change the Meaning of a Sentence. FOR EXAMPLE: "My best friend is pretty." "My best friend is in a coma."
>>| sorry... .i.. .i'm good, just time... just pain to .ease my feelings... sorry... but she .is fine? .i saw her .earlier... .i .am sorry.. https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_083.png #gore #cw-self-harm #cw-mental-health
beginning to think that when the Maw opens I will be the only one swallowed nyo I have been to four different carnivals in the last week and not a single brother was saved nyo
>--D=I=hope=you=are=even=if=what=you=are=doing=appears=to=be=seditious=sometimes=our=paths=through=the=hemospectrum=can=be=paved=with=seemingly=traitorous=actions=I=am=sure=you=will=find=a=way=to=integrate=back=to=the=spectrum=with=your==matesprit=and=will=be=okay=by=the=end=of=this=all=haha=:)//<

hahaha. breathe deep, ursila. that's the smell of freedom. i'm proud of 7ou

Ever since my problem started, i dont get the chance to do very much...its nice to be invited to do fun things with friends, Thanks again Roxy

always have hope.
Ladies, ladies, ONE at a TIME. I CAN'T possibly get to ALL of you. https://i.postimg.cc/NM2Mp5bY/image.png

i wouuld walk with youu..

i can see the sun / on the horizon / i picked an awful time / to be on a socials cleanse / i'm worried sick / oh gosh
-ˋˏ uh... am i... using this right...? um... hi...? ˎˊ˗

i wouuld say donnt huurt youurselves.. buut that wouuld be a little rich from me. i will say it annyway.. donnt huurt youurselves. i love youu

youull have annother channce, friennd..

꒰𓇼 st𖦹p pitying my p𖦹sts im having a crisis 𓇼꒱

Just finished with leaving some things at his grave...hope it's adequate.

I͇ s͇e͇e͇ i͇t͇ n͇o͇w͇. H͇o͇w͇ b͇l͇i͇n͇d͇ w͇e͇ h͇a͇d͇ b͇e͇e͇n͇ b͇e͇f͇o͇r͇e͇. Y͇e͇s͇. F͇i͇d͇e͇l͇i͇t͇y͇ o͇f͇ b͇o͇n͇d͇. T͇o͇ t͇h͇i͇n͇k͇ f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇s͇h͇i͇p͇ i͇s͇ m͇o͇r͇e͇ t͇h͇a͇n͇ a͇ f͇e͇e͇l͇i͇n͇g͇. T͇h͇a͇n͇ t͇h͇e͇ m͇o͇l͇d͇e͇d͇ m͇a͇t͇t͇e͇r͇ a͇ b͇o͇d͇y͇ c͇o͇n͇f͇o͇r͇m͇s͇ t͇o͇. Y͇o͇u͇ w͇e͇r͇e͇ a͇t͇ o͇u͇r͇ s͇i͇d͇e͇ a͇l͇l͇ a͇l͇o͇n͇g͇. L͇i͇k͇e͇ g͇u͇i͇d͇i͇n͇g͇ m͇o͇o͇n͇l͇i͇g͇h͇t͇. N͇i͇g͇h͇t͇ f͇a͇l͇l͇s͇, G͇l͇o͇o͇m͇w͇e͇i͇s͇s͇. M͇i͇d͇n͇i͇g͇h͇t͇ r͇i͇s͇e͇s͇. O͇v͇e͇r͇c͇a͇s͇t͇ s͇k͇i͇e͇s͇ s͇w͇i͇r͇l͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇ u͇n͇d͇u͇l͇a͇t͇i͇n͇g͇ a͇r͇m͇s͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ r͇e͇a͇c͇h͇ o͇n͇l͇y͇ f͇o͇r͇ y͇o͇u͇. B͇e͇ s͇t͇i͇l͇l͇. Y͇o͇u͇ a͇r͇e͇ a͇ t͇h͇r͇e͇a͇t͇ t͇o͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇s͇e͇l͇f͇ n͇o͇ l͇o͇n͇g͇e͇r͇. A͇t͇ e͇a͇s͇e͇...s͇w͇e͇e͇t͇...s͇w͇e͇e͇t͇ e͇a͇s͇e͇.

⚇ Conviction 17:56 ⚇ "There is a lot the Messiahs will test you on, but above all the thing that will be tested most is your patience. You must learn the value of waiting, of standing by for the Messiahs blessing. You will receive what you are owed when the Messiahs see fit and not a moment sooner, motherfucker. Bide. Stay. Sit. Keep your eyes trained on the horizon. They'll get to you eventually." ⚇ #Clownposting #MirthfulChittr #Scripture ⚇
\ YA >< WN /

꧁Aajahzhhhzzhhzzhzhzjaaiizzh#nsfw꧂

⚇ Messiahs above, wordup to that. ⚇ The amount of times I have to sift around a text because some asshole from a billion sweeps ago decides ⚇ It'd be a damn good idea ⚇ To put the blue line to some important shit. ⚇ Drives me fuckin' nuts. ⚇

W͇e͇ r͇e͇j͇e͇c͇t͇ t͇h͇e͇ d͇e͇s͇i͇g͇n͇s͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇e͇ P͇a͇l͇e͇ F͇a͇c͇e͇. A͇ f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇ o͇u͇g͇h͇t͇ n͇o͇t͇ b͇e͇ d͇i͇s͇c͇a͇r͇d͇e͇d͇, e͇v͇e͇n͇ b͇y͇ h͇e͇r͇ o͇w͇n͇ h͇a͇n͇d͇s͇. N͇o͇ m͇a͇t͇t͇e͇r͇ t͇h͇e͇ c͇o͇n͇s͇e͇q͇u͇e͇n͇c͇e͇s͇. O͇u͇r͇ s͇e͇a͇r͇c͇h͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ b͇e͇ a͇ f͇r͇e͇n͇z͇i͇e͇d͇ o͇n͇e͇. T͇h͇o͇r͇o͇u͇g͇h͇ l͇a͇s͇h͇i͇n͇g͇s͇ a͇c͇r͇o͇s͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇u͇r͇f͇a͇c͇e͇ o͇f͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ w͇o͇r͇l͇d͇. I͇n͇t͇o͇ t͇h͇e͇ m͇u͇r͇k͇i͇e͇s͇t͇ d͇e͇p͇t͇h͇s͇, t͇h͇e͇ f͇u͇r͇t͇h͇e͇s͇t͇ r͇a͇v͇i͇n͇e͇s͇, t͇h͇e͇ h͇i͇g͇h͇e͇s͇t͇ m͇o͇u͇n͇t͇a͇i͇n͇t͇o͇p͇s͇, t͇h͇e͇ l͇o͇w͇e͇s͇t͇ t͇r͇e͇n͇c͇h͇e͇s͇, u͇n͇t͇i͇l͇ y͇o͇u͇ a͇r͇e͇ w͇r͇e͇n͇c͇h͇e͇d͇ b͇a͇c͇k͇ a͇n͇d͇ p͇r͇o͇h͇i͇b͇i͇t͇e͇d͇ e͇v͇e͇n͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ o͇w͇n͇ e͇n͇d͇. W͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ n͇o͇t͇ p͇r͇e͇p͇a͇r͇e͇d͇ t͇o͇ g͇o͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇o͇u͇t͇. W͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ n͇o͇t͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇o͇ a͇b͇s͇t͇a͇i͇n͇. W͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ n͇o͇t͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇l͇y͇ t͇o͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇d͇r͇a͇w͇. Y͇o͇u͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ n͇e͇v͇e͇r͇ f͇e͇e͇l͇ e͇m͇p͇t͇y͇ i͇n͇s͇i͇d͇e͇ a͇g͇a͇i͇n͇. Y͇o͇u͇'v͇e͇ g͇o͇t͇ a͇ f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇ i͇n͇s͇i͇d͇e͇. M͇e͇.
BREAKING NEWS: We're not an ask blog though, we are a news station? THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: Door guy shared with us...Doors and forks now bad it's door forks coming for kill they're not help very bad Um...ok? We really need to filter these stories, just in general. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

question from "guy door" "this is good shoot the silverware you should shoot it and kill it kill the silverware it will hurt you not the spoons but you should kill it knives dont count" they also added "please tell puppy sorry" what are you, a cop? #saraQnA https://forms.gle/JZNyE2K6KDUuDeES8

missed this in last night's askbox post from "door guy" "hello yes the doors are okay this time i just need to know how many forks and spoons there are the plastic ones too dont forget the plastic ones last one forgot them how many forks and spoons are there in your hive right now i need to know very badly this is a matter of most urgent importance and if you have more forks than spoons in your home what is your escape plan " i can very much just shoot whatever silverware related demon's coming for me, i'll be fine they also added "please do not have your escape plan be through a door i have been over this before with puppy boy his lusus went away it was very bad he is angry he doesnt like me he is anger but i saved dog" huh? #saraQnA https://forms.gle/WKc29oLdCu2RCTVSA
daddy is lookin at the rifle longingly kitten #cww-suicide

nah. not to me. my lusus is an absentee douCheba6. this ain't new, darlin', don't worry.

...read your alst post. Christ alive, ursila. o︵o


sleep. more sleep. sleep fixes everythin6.

6loomweiss.
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⚇ I LOVE BEING FAITHFUL!!! I LOVE MY MESSIAHS!!! ⚇ I LOVE BEING ABLE TO WORSHIP THEM! ⚇ I LOVE SPOUTIN' THE WICKED MOTHERFUCKIN' WORD EVERY DAY. ⚇ I LOVE MY STUDENTS! ⚇ I LOVE MY JOB! ⚇ I LOVE BEING PURPLE! ⚇ I LOVE GETTIN' TO CLOWN ON THE HEATHEN MASSES! ⚇ I LOVE LOVE LOVE LIFE!!! ⚇ HOINK HOINK HOINK HOINK! ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting ⚇

thats what im sayin theres pike fuckin eight of em
https://postimg.cc/K3g7qLSk this is the peak of my popularity.
D-->This=is=one=of=my=favourite=wrigglerhood=parables=haha=:)//< "...and lo young Sisters and Brothers did the arrogant Indigoblood merchant and his useless Kelpblood butler arrive with their Clay red servant trailing behind on her hands and knees. The stories they had heard did not do our motherfucking Circus true justice because you had to be there to believe it.. There were tall spires and plays both shitty and luxurious being produced on every street corner by painted faces some born to it others having fucking earned it. It was a Circus of Miracles and a Circus of BLASPHEMY. We RULED Alternia back then if not factually then in spirit. No violetblood motherfucker ever thought to cross one of us. I better not see any of you young wriggler motherfuckers talk in hushed breaths about how majestic that sounds. It was a practical joke we were playing on them and the Messiahs looked kindly upon the city's practical jokes because we were young as a family. The moment the jokes stopped being funny was when they started repeating so often they turned so bland some trolls thought they were good fucking ideas and no joke is ever a good motherfucking idea thats why they are funny! Violetbloods are above us that dont mean we dont crush their skulls if they got us angry but we have to stop fucking around and respect scripture eventually or else we will be struck down for thinking we can be funny for as long as the Dark Brothers themselves can be. So two shitblood motherfuckers and their indigo master walk into the then Circus of Miracles. The indigoblood managed to get an audience using his tattered connections one last time with the blasphemy spouting bitch of a ringleader and not just of the grand circus. Like I said we were isolated then but a family has connections even if the branches are long and spindly or some shit. And her branch was the longest and hardest. There was no bitch or motherfucker harder than her on the planet. The indigoblood walked in first with the swagger of a dumb motherfucker who hadnt learned anything from all the signs the messiahs had sent his way. He showed the #### his trunk full of knicks and knacks that were apparently quite valuable and the #### gave him a face of pure fucking disgust because what kind of motherfucker rolls up to the baddest bitch on the planet just to offer some fancy ass jewellery? So she ordered him to prove his worth to the Messiahss by juggling some balls, the simplest mirthful act even a wriggler could do if they had the limbs for it. This motherfucker had limbs but no clue on how to use them on account of being a dumbass merchant so he got them both jammed into his ganderbulbs not even two seconds in.. She rewarded his accidental clownery by having him stripped before pouring tar and feathers over his clueless ass. If the motherfucker was funny enough then he could earn someone’s pity and get a ride back to his fancy ass mansion.. She kept the trunk too cus a bitch can reject materialism and also recognise when something will look good on her. Then the olive butler fancied himself in looking all worried over his master and the #### didn't even wait. She asked the pitiful gutter trash where his weapon was and he said something about being a more cultured example of his caste civilized by his master and used all kinds of words no reasonable motherfucker could be expected to know so she chalked him up as a mutant and told him to report to the painting centers and the bitch bowed his head down in supplication proving her point. Finally the lowblood hobbled in and that properly abused bitch couldn't even straighten her spine out correctly. She presented herself to the #### and after some time spent doing fuck all the #### ordered her to try and juggle some balls again which of course the bitch failed at although she was more successful at keeping her ganderbulbs intact than her master. Then she was ordered to bend in a way that put all her weight on her torn side and to try to balance on one leg and all kinds of other yoga style freak shit that made her tumble and fail and cry out in pain and at the end of it all when the lowblood couldn't do anything more the #### came over to her side and leaned in to brush away her tears. She said "from one bitch to another you are pathetic but that is what youre supposed to be which is why im gonna paint you i mean whose ever heard of an indigo not stabling hoofbeasts and an olive with good hygiene that motherfucker had his nails done". Let it be know brothers and sisters she was right. There ain't no better place for us than the place you are born on the spectrum for that is the place the Messias judged your immortal fucking souls worth for. But she went too far with the paint. Remember all the way back when I said motherfuckers could earn their paint that should have been the loudest verbal trip ever honked by any bitch or motherfucker to have walked the earth. If you were jolly enough of a gunkblood you were painted and when you were painted it was said the Messiahs were giving your divine fucking essence a look over and if you behaved you'd be put through to the dark carnavel not as entertainment but as a fucking participant. Now who the fuck gave the bitch all that info? Why did she ignore the Messiahs messages to stop? Nobody fucking knows and that is a good thing. You need to empathize with a bitch or motherfucker to understand the shit they spew and if any of you motherfuckers empathize with her I will cull you myself. It was wrong. Those painted were taught about sermons reserved only for us by the Messiahs and they were passed over once or twice when fresh paint was needed or labour required. They were allowed to talk and even fucking mingle with other castes above them and we all know indigoes have more sticks up their ass than a fireplace does in its mouth but they are where they are for a reason. Give a bucket a trickle and it will yearn for the entire pail brothers and sisters. Any rights you think lowbloods deserve they do not. We only give them what we do so the meatbags have more blood to paint with and stronger bones for our trinkets. The rustblood bitch was painted personally by the #### and had a mediculler assigned to try and fix her broken body, another painted who was also a motherfucking rustblood. They were allowed to share spaces without supervision! Imagine giving a shitblood rights and then letting them mingle with other shitbloods with rights! Even if the bitch died from all her injuries and her body disappeared soon therafter the fact she did with her paints meant that apparently she might have had a ticket to the Messiahs ominous concerts by the ####'s reckonening. Brothers and sisters if by some dark fucking miracle you do find that lowblood bitch in our carnival without chains or ropes beat her into a pulp so fine you can smear it across the carnival itself. This is why we are so reduced in number. This is why the Glub Queen herself had to turn her ship around just to stomp out all the fucking degeneracy and her fine ass legs were no doubt joined by the fat rippling stubs of our Messiahs. Do not question her brothers and sisters. Do not assume some crazy fucking ideas you got yesterday are messages by the Messiahs even if you drank a liter of faygo beforehand. We are their receivers and she is our tuning fork if you have such a motherfucking glorious thinkpan-shattering plot that its could have only been them then pass it through to her first to verify its true." D-->This=story=was=so=inspiring=for=me=as=a=wriggler=I=still=reread=it=a=lot=its=not=the=truest=retelling=of=course=the=storyteller=in=question=was=deacon=Pakkus=Trepan=who=been=around=for=this=mysterious=scratched=out=purplebloods=reign=over=Alternia=and=spoke=this=Sermon=a=thousand=sweeps=later=which=was=then=transcribed=but=kept=on=disappearing=from=written=record=depending=on=Empire=Truth=Insurance=policies=at=the=time=yet=this=one=portion=made=it=out=which=is=great=I=think=like=a=time=capsule=but=with=all=the=bad=stuff=already=pulled=out=haha:)//< (Ignore the OOC, its only so the story is legible lmfao) #nsfw #violence

((Kill me instantly, wrong account

bIgg3ST D(o)WnSID3 T(o) n(o)T hahavIng a ch3h33k IS ThahaT I can'T WhISTl3 v3ry W3ll. ... (o)r Suck b-

AnyWay. ChITTr hahaS y3T T(o) gIv3 m3 a SIngl3 b(o)TT(o)mSub I'D fuck acTually. :o7 N(o)n3 (o)f y(o)u WIll 3v3r T(o)uch ThIS STrap.

Sleeping On The Ground Is A Terribly Uncomfortable Fate I Would Not Wish Upon My Worst Enemy
LOOK I JUST WANTED TO MAKE A SHITTY JOKE OKAY I WAS REALLY REACHING FOR THAT SCHISM BIT LET ME HAVE THIS :(

⚇ oh apparently there was clown fighting? ⚇ i ain't even see that shit. ⚇ i just felt the call to the scripture i posted on instinct. ⚇ motherfuckin' messiahs ordained miracle, that is :8) ⚇

(=^・⩊・^=) < OKAY FINE!! SORRY CUZ!

...i was doin' my first delivery run 'n' missed the Clown fi6ht. Can't have shit in thrashthrust.

⚇ Sideshows 28:12 ⚇ "I reckon we ain't built for this loneliness, sister. This vast, careening dark between us. I ain't even know how many lightyears I gotta travel to reach you these days...But I'mma do it. To crush this isolation for the both of us, I'll do it." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

* oh dag nab it * forgot to charge my earbuds altogether and now they both died * sigh... guess i'll be going through my classes today without auditory distractions..! #sad
see tHe reactiONary rage? tHat tHey dare NOt questiON aNytHiNg tHat speaKs agaiNst tHeir precONceived NOtiONs Of rigHteOusNess? tHis tumOur must be excised. tHink On wHat I Have spOkeN, mOriti deseca
tO willingly fOllOw a lie is tO be cursed wHeN yOu die, aNd wHO, caN we say, was tHere fOr certaiN? wHat witNesses tHat Have NOt beeN cOwed aNd wraNgled by tHe sO-called graNd HigHblOOd? wHat atmOspHere Of fear tO cOmply witH tHe will Of idiOtic strONgmeN tO eNcOurage tHe blOOdtHirst Of fOOls? NO. i will trust tHeir vOices Over tHe writiNgs Of lacKeys aNy day. i KNOw wHat tHey speaK tO me. sacra textus tOta meNdacia suNt, mOriti deseca
DDo i ♀ake ♀he gamble on pale porn again i♀ almos♀ always jus♀ makes me cry ins♀eaDD of ac♀ually helping my emo♀ional s♀a♀e bu♀ maybe ♀his ♀ime will be DDifferen♀

probably because you merciless brutes KILL ANYONE that speaks out against you. BUT NOT ME.. YOU CANT KILL ME.

There's a lot that's not good for me however that hardly stops me from indulging.
Error! #thisbadge #alreadyinuse #sosorry! #juniormaking: #brandnewcarnivalbadge #justforclownchurch #apologiesfordelay #juniorworkingveryhard

⚇ Laughter 2:20 ⚇ "Listen listen listen, this motherfucker is SO fucking DUMB! HAW HAW HAW! Dumbass little brother mine waltzed on up to the counter at Little Cease Hers, and he's like 'you ain't put pepperoni on my flavor disc!'. Well you know how these places is staffed, its all lowbloods n shit who ain't paid enough to care. But we's highbloods so you know the lil' mustard was scared as SHIT. So motherfucker starts shaking and apologizing, and it sets off lil' bro's killing rage. He tries to vault the fuckin' counter, and the mustard fuckin' SPRAYS SAUCE AT HIM FROM A BOTTLE HAW HAW HAW! AND AND AND. HOLY FUCK! HE TRIES TO GET UP AFTER THE GOD DAMN INDIGNITY...AND SLIPS ON IT ON THE FLOOR AND FALLS OVER AGAIN! BAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! Ahhh...I had to cull the mustard, 'course. Can't let 'em think we ain't united. But DAMN, brother, you ain't NEVER looked stupider!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓾𝓻𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓛𝓸𝓵𝓪𝓭𝓪, 𝓘 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓪𝓰𝓮. 𝓘 𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓷 𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓻 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓹 𝓯𝓸𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓪 𝓽𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓴𝓷𝓲𝓽 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓲𝓽𝓮. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵

⚇ i'd very much like to be included in this. ⚇ been wanting a marker for the faithful for like a sweep now. ⚇
i want kuprum carnally. lowkey. #chittranonymous #nsfw
i should have expected that

Yes

better with youu..

evenin6 folks! hope y'all are doin6 6ood toni6ht! ^◡^

Hm. That's enough chittr for now.

youu may have to choose..

be nnice beam..

SOO it's nOOt like this usually >.>

me too..

nnot quuite ready to leave my sennsory deprivationn block yet, thouugh..
Ɏ #Va-a-aleriA-A-Affirma-a-ations: Ɏ Ɏ i a-a-am a-a-allowed to ta-a-ake up spa-a-ace. Ɏ Ɏ i a-a-am a-a-allowed to be a-a-annoying. Ɏ Ɏ not everyone ha-a-as to like me. Ɏ Ɏ not everyone ha-a-ates me. Ɏ
>>| .everybody say hey, clown we're gonna put you .in the ground we had .it .all .and then you blew .it .all .away everybody say hey, clown you turned .our happy .upside-down we're gonna burn your flag .and piss .on your parade #lyricposting

>> ¡ can hear ¡t ra¡n¡ng outડ¡de now.. ¡ ડhou1dn't be awake at th¡ડ hour of 1¡ght to even know ¡t'ડ ડtarted ra¡n¡ng ^ ^;;

i have a hard time / with pitch feelings / does anyone have advice? / i struggle to feel them

c< sOrry, but NO tHaNKs! >c

if.my.alts.died.i.wonder.if.i.would.forget.them.eventually
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i wrote a song / for my matesprit / called flush crush / one of my favorite lyrics / goes like this / "every love song / is a love song about us / with you i trust / a pan full of flush crush" a big inspiration was actually / a human musician / i think she's called laufey / it's not my usual style / bui hope you all like it

∻Under the gr☢und∻

i ended up not sleeping / and now it's night / find a new idol / i don't deserve the title / i'm such a girl fail

LDLGLGHLVLGLGKGNGKH r u inzinuatin am like bipolar or zum? Lol HAJAKDJCJVJ no!!!! Im jzt rlly happy rn for like no reazom ig XDXDXDXD dat doezn t mean anythihn gkglh btw have i told u i appreciate u? Ur like da bezt fren ive ever had!!!!!!!!!!!1

⚇ Devotions 2:29 ⚇ Recite this prayer in parts of Priest and Faithful. ⚇ P: 'Though we have launched into the cold and black, we still spit wicked for the two above!' F: 'We remain, still!' P: 'Though we have left our hives behind, we still carry out your hilarious works!' F: 'We remain, still!' P: 'And though we mourn getting to first hand bring the laughter to our most young of kin, we will welcome them into our colors and mayhem when they come of age!' F: 'We remain still!' P: 'AND THOUGH OUR LITTLEST KIN MUST FEND FOR THEMSELVES, WE KNOW THEM TO BE STRONG! WE KNOW THAT FAMILY DOTH FALL FROM THE MAWS OF THE FAITHFUL AND THAT MIRTH DOES SING IN THEIR VEINS! THEY ARE STRONG, THEY ARE CAPABLE, THEY ARE US!' F: 'We remain still!' P: 'Messiahs be praised.' ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

⚇ Revelries 34:22 ⚇ "It'll be hard to leave our home, faithful, I know. Believe me, I know, but it don't matter where we put up the big top, you know that, right? Whether we're careening through the dark in the Empire's metal husks, or whether we've made hive on some new planet we claimed for our brethren. The Messiahs will still always see us. Messiahs will still lift us up. And we'll still, always, have the motherfucking FAMILY." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

you.think.you.know.how.deep.cruelty.can.go,.but.there.is.always.someone.more.cruel

:33< its already too hot and the suns only b33n up fur like 3 hours :33< cull meow

workin' it out. don't worry this ain't- okay worry a little bit but don't worry about me. i'm thinkin6. rememberin6. it'll be postin' as usual a6ain soon, just... holy shit.

I mneed food. I"m going to get that. and take. a 8re8ak for a second if anypuppy sees my lusus please contact me. her name is dottie. she's a really good girl shge always comes when called please. let me know. she has a collar it has my num8er on it. https://file.garden/aerg5N7dt0Euhalp/DOTTIE.png

may8e i was crazy all along ahahhahha https://file.garden/aerg5N7dt0Euhalp/Screenshot%202026-06-02%20at%205.43.48%20PM.png

"Do not trust the door monster do not post this you are in danger you have opened a door you cannot close do not acknowledge it leave the space run into the darkness and allow it to forget you when you forget it, clear your mind of thought, 8ecome like the under8rush, seek clarity in the loam and run from the door. Run from it to not try to close it run from it please you must run from it " https://file.garden/aerg5N7dt0Euhalp/AGONY.jpg

"Unrelated door monster here (not that guy). I want to apologize for whatever is happening to you." WHAT DO YOU MEAAAANNN UNLREATED DOOR MONSTER. HOW MMANY FUCKIGN DOOR MONSTERS ARE THERE WHERE THE FUCK AM I

@normaleveryday "good Morning Subject 001" A Voice Speaks From The Void. You Can Feel Yourself Waking Up, But No Eyes Open. No Hand Comes To Your Face, And As You Scream, No Words Come Out. "is The Camera Ready?" "yes Sir, Just Preparing It Now. Online In Five, Four, Three, Two-" light. You Want To Squint But You Have No Lids To Do So, The Reflex Still Inside Of You Somewhere. You Can Count Every Pixel Of What You See, You Can Analyze Every Moment Frame By Frame. But You Can't See Yourself. a Troll With A Blurred Out Face Wearing A Smart Looking Suit Steps Forwards. He Speaks In Garbled Redacted Tones. "alright Subject 001, What Are Your Thoughts On Lowbloods" You Try To Speak, But Nothing Comes Out. The Clicking Of A Keyboard Seems To Be Working On It Behind You. finally, You Speak, And Text Appears On A Screen. "i.as.a.normal.lowblood.or.midblood.ha...he....help!!! Please!!! Please Where's My Body, Where Did Yo-" Pain Ripples Through You. Hard Wired, Direct Into The Pan. You Try And Speak Again, But You've Been Cut Off, Like Your Tongue Has Been Pulled Out Your Skull. You'd Cry If You Had Eyes Anymore. "you Want To See Your Body?" The Man Says A Name Your Pan Refuses To Put Together. "[memory Redacted] Can We Do That? Just Turn The Camera Around Yeah? Perfect-" You Eyes Are Turned Forcefully, And There, Floating In A Bubbling Tube, Is All That's Left Of You, As Little As They Could Leave, Just Enough Left To Fulfill Their Requirements, And Nothing More. you Would Scream If They Would Allow It. #body_horror #abuse #horror #gore #violence #loss_of_bodily_autonomy you And I Have Lived Such Horrors, You Have My Sympathies.
If I need to listen to someone tell me "it's just the w y things re" one more time, I'm going to rip my horns out, istfg. If you've got yourself some big, infected wound, you don't just let it sit, you work to improve it. The system is no different, your cult is no different. Clowns're just the buildup which needs to be flushed out. Just like every other hemoist piece of shit in this g l xy. Nothing is without ch nge. I just seek to speed the process up.

am i / like / not pretty? / there's so many / insanely pretty trolls / on this site / and i'm just / short / and average / and not particularly fashionable
This is ann acgt of terriorism actukalkly I miss her oso muchghg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5dd9f8f570da.jpg

typical highblood

This edible isn't shit.

this area isn't the safest / i hope my neighbors are ok
saw a request to post #clownparty shit . . . perhaps i should tell the story of the last party i attended . . . you could practically walk on the thudding bass of the music as it shook the club turned temporary clurch meeting grounds . . . faygo sparkling in the air as the spotlights catch on the sticky syrup bodies moving in time, smoke hanging in the air as the mixed haze clouds everyone’s pans then, commotion within the crowd that disrupted the connection between a dancer’s flow and the music cheers, blood-curdling shrieks, and encouragement all mixed into one big miraculous motherfucking choir . . . i had to get closer, it’s not in my nature to deny myself the pleasure of a show . . . a simple argument at the bar was quickly devolving, turning into an absolute splatter-fest carnage everywhere, guys spilling and brain-matter splashing into drinks the colors unreadable in the colorful flashing lights as everything turned into one big kaleidoscope the greatest art piece i’d seen in a long time lied in the aftermath that night . . . >///> #gore #substance #nsfwe #clownposting #horror
I will go down awash in the flames consuming the stage of life.
Ɏ there is something intrinsica-a-ally Wrong with me Ɏ

(◕ ᴥ ◕) guhmph… fraimi is going to go for an ice swim… to calm down… i’ll gube back later (╥ ᴥ ╥)
The writer would apologize to the Chittr timeline, he was fervent in his writing. He knew it may be too much for some of them. He wished all them a good night. #TheScript

i know i just got up / but / i could really use a nap / big eepers

^^ It's always "oh god, a seadweller!" and "why are you in my hive?!" and never "hi, how are you?" or "wow, you look gorgeous tonight!" ^^
THERE USED TO BE • UNTIL THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED • BUT ONE DAY I’LL TAKE BACK MY PLACE • AS THE FIRST CHITTR ANONYMOUS ACCOUNT • THEN THEY’LL ALLLLLL SEE

!!! YO ME TOO !!!

im not just a good pair of tits. im also incredibly annoying. #nsfw

ursila. missed by one key. the sentiment is destroyed.

(◕ ᴥ ◕) oh.. guehm.. sealmama was very awesome guehe. she gusaved silly little grub me because i gulooked like her seal pup that sadly passed away a few nights before… guehm… i don’t guknow if that had any affects on gume but she did protect me and teach me guall that i guknow! that’s guwhy im so smart and can gyive great quadrant advice (ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ)

are you killing me off / for character development
bUtTeRfLy wEnT AnD FlEw rIgHt tHrOuGh tHe wInDoW In mY MoThEr fUcKiNg nUtRiTiOnBlOcK WhIlE I WaS CoOkIn' An eGg. HaD A LiL' bIt oF CrUsT BuIlDiNg tHe fUcK Up iN My sIgHt lInE, sO I DeAdAsS ThOuGhT ThAt sHiT WaS SoMe mAnNeR Of iRrAdIaTeD MoThEr fUcKiNg mOtH-LeT Or sOmE ShIt. CaUgHt lIl' BuDdY WiTh tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG PiMp dAdDy sLiCk rYdA SpEcIaLiZeD MoThEr fUcKiNg bAcKhAnD. fElL RiGhT InTo tHe pAn. FuUuCk, MaNe. HoPiNg iT'Ll tAsTe gOoD, aT ThE VeRy fUcKiN' lEaSt. :o(

⚇ Suffering (Of Junkix, a heretic) 10:14 ⚇ "PLEASE! STOP! I SEE IT NOW, THE CARNIVAL YOU SPOKE OF. THE ENDLESS COLORS, THE FLASHING LIGHTS. I SEE, I SEE! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING ELSE AND IT BURNS, IT FUCKING BURNS! I REPENT, I REPENT!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

my new meds / make me tired / but insomnia / well / it's still insomnia

why / am i / not asleep

shit, i don't know. maybe i just ain't meant t'be here.

work just kinda / needs to happen

all i'm sayin' is, if i'm 6ettin' Chased down and Can't 6et away from one of them murderClowns? first five bullets are for them. last ones for me if they still ain't stopped. #violenCe implied #suiCide

so / update on the new job https: / /file /garden /acvcrw-lgd3fofzc /ame-ame-chan /gif #nsfw #puke #flashinglights

well, 6uess i'll dra6 my ass outta the Cupe. sit in the shower probably. i dunno. things ain't feelin' all that 6reat. just wanna hold onto someone and not let 6o.

this door to door sales job / is gonna get me culled

No? No.. I'm not a mmasochist. It's like. When you train your muscles. At first they'll yell at you about how it hurts. But as you get stronger, so do your muscles' endurance when it comes to stress, and so it takes more stress for them to feel sore.

hi / so / i just woke up / apparently zebruh is dead / so my main worry / is that the venues he owned / will be bought up / by a troll that doesn't let warmbloods play / at all / dealing with zebruh really super sucked / but at least i knew / artist like me / would have a place to play / even if i didn't

𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒓'𝒔 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒍 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒓𝒆𝒋𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒎. 𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚: "💖 It's like my caste didn't even matter? Like? Does anyone even care? Kind of in literal actual hell here. Still don't know what I did wrong.💖" 𝙃𝙃𝙏 𝙑𝙚𝙧𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙩: With the additional context of USER DEATH, complaints were found to be made without merit, warrant, or grounds for further appeal.
Gordon look out! Hotted boobs up ahead! Tits BIG ONES! #nsfw

S331NG P3OPL3 DO STUP1D SH1T ON TH3 T1M3L1N3 L1K3 GOD 1 HOP3 TH3 CONS3QU3NC3S DON'T R34CH M3.

it's the only thing i really know how to do..!

Nevermind. Yeah, he's not really CLERIC material to me.

let my voice / carry you through the night / i have my job i hate

my confession / is that i'm secretly / not very confident

i'm so / so / sorry / that you need to / deal with him / you don't deserve that kind of treatment

he / does this

this new job / kinda / really / super sucks

chat / i think / i may be stupid

this kinda stuff / happens a lot / it's not that big of a deal
^not yet lmao god you guys are so fucked up>
Porrim, sweetie, please... i have papers to write... don't start trying to deprogram the clown cultists... we don't have the time!

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Watching Killer Klowns from Outer Space. The purplebloods would've loved this sinny. ]

i zee. i am unzure if c0ngratu1ati0nz are in 0rder. i zupp0ze they are, if y0u have made it thr0ugh the 0rdea1.

d0 y0u require azziztance
book of phuntr 12:3 - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure
are you sure maybe it'S an awesome secret book that i wrote

"= they would hate it. perhaps they'd need to amend it to. cut their nubs. but you can still type with your nose. ="

just checked #amporacoin wwoww that is fuckin disappointing oh wwell

well they do it a lot for not enjoying it is all im saying

i feel like i'm the only person using this website as intended / i'm not complaining / it's very funny / i support you all in being silly

my hours were cut so a coolblood got more / this sucks / i'm gonna write music about this / how am i supposed to fund concerts if i only work 5 hours a night

just breathe / you can do this
Bi bwould bread bit bas bencouragement bto btry bsomething bnew. Byou bmust bsacrifice bsomething (brobably bfinancial bsecurity) bto bbegin ba bnew bjourney.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THEY'RE TELLING YOU TO GET YOUR MONEY UP.

DIRCT EXAMINATION! what are the tower's stats? i assume the oracle text reads "defender, reach" but i don't think i've seen it before

DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! it is common for cards in troll magic: the gathering to have the "defender" ability (able to block but not attack) or "reach" (able to block flying as if it was itself flying), and that was my best guess as to what a #tmtg card named the tower would be. because i hadn't heard of it. however a quick look at troll scryfall suggests that there is no such tmtg card and maybe you meant something else

i think im gonna die badly

⚇ it was pretty turbulent, yeah. ⚇ not healthy. ⚇ im grown now tho ⚇ i know better ⚇

V^ N0, I just d0n't feel like sharing is all l0l. ^V
// keeping this pinned for ease of access (for me to see submissions ONLY!! dis ish CLOSED for now) // alllllll righty, trollcall (humancall too)! post refs and details of your ocs below (or dm if you don't want to publicly break character / just prefer that) so i can draw atrevo meeting some of them :3 no guarantees that i'll get to everyone but i'll try!!
I think there'd be. something else to fill the gap. like. reincarnation I'd wanna be reincarnated as a. tree. Don't gotta be. fully conscious, just. enjoy life while the wind. flows through your branches
👁️🗨️ oh don't worry about those. the gods find Mel sinful too :) they can be a fickle lot 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 48 50 76 34 72 71
>higher kull = better poster >take it from me

After consulting the grimoire, it seems that in order to banish Baron Crumpt I would need seven chicken feathers, the blood of a mewling cat, crushed pearl fragments (to taste), and a copy of Activision’s Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare for the Playstation 3. The dark arts have become needlessly specific in recent years, it would seem. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia

⚇ i can bear this i can bear this i can bear this i can bear this ⚇

⚇ #scripture ⚇ Conviction 4:55 ⚇ "For the great punchline is yet to come, faithful, and even this shit you can yet bear." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇

it was an accident / please don't hurt me / i love my clown fans

i think i accidentally gave a clown a crisis of faith / i hope everything goes well for her / she was nice

"= it feels right. but it doesn't capture my essential matter of being past a lot of the worst of it :) but it's still relevant, uh, pretty good telling. ="

"= i will. throw my head accessory. into the ring. tell me. ="

you aren't malicious / just uninformed / so if you have questions i don't mind answering them
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Another reminder for people using imgur to switch to something like imgchest, just because imgur is blocked in a lot of territories and a lot of us can't see your images #ooc

✿ 𖥧 l𖥧ve w𖥧𖧧h m𖥧ne 𖥧n a sense, s❦ 𖥧 unders𖧧and y❦ur s𖧧r𖥧fe ✿
who's knocking at my door who is it?!!

i asked nintendo of earth c if theyre ever gonna release mother 3 & they still said no

I I DONT KNOW. I MIGHT WANT WANT TO KEEP MY BONES????
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