♦ pitied by @carcinocytoGeneticist

[S] Some nights, scrolling chittr is a mistake.]

Been thinking of other timelines a lot, it's really giving me a headache.

i keep hearing this one store playing the song but its always the original and not the living tombstone version. makes me sad!
`oh god, the chess guy is running around now? just what i need, another lecturer`

:o/ Apologies for the runaround, my friends. I'm going to have to cancel today's showing. :o( Something has come up personally I need to attend to. :o) We will return to our scheduled programming on the 13th with Dracula and Sinners. :o) Thank you all for your understanding.

voidy powers can bring you liqour but not budies

Striders are dropping like flies
✧જ⁀ Be!!! Expressive!!! B!!! E!!! E!!! S!!! #Bees!!! Expressive!!! #positive =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
...ugh..the smell of rot. i need a new air freshener....
[⚙︎ Just woke up and the first thing I do once I'm out of the s|ime is knock a bunch of shit over. What the fuck is up chittr. ⚙︎]
The same way people tend not to mention squirrels or walks or vets around dogs, yes
adhd, taking the fun out of the coolest shit possible since 1982

checks chittr. what the fuck. closes.
i literally write romance novels, i think i know what the fucking i’m blabbering about. quadrants are my bread and butter so sit the fuck down mituna. i’m not doing that stupid vague post shit.

c< #KarAMA #KaraMasAMA aNON asKs: i HOpe tHis is asK NuMber 67 aNswer: ....sigH, yeaH, yOure rigHt tHaNKs 4 tHe questiON, gO fucK yOurself Https://4Ms.gle/1eFAtu6eBDXcdWKaA >c

((WRONG CALDERUS IGNORE THIS

it occurs to me that i haven't seen any of my friends in over a week.

Despite my cynicism, I do wholeheartedly believe in The Power Of Love. Strong interpersonal bonds are a much better motivator to radical action than raw morality, or even self-preservation alone.

its so dumb that bein blocked doesnt hide their posts from ya not mad that im blocked, im mad that i can see the post at all because then i wwrite a comment and get hit wwith the red bar shouldnd bein blocked, like... prevvent me from seein them?
oh no... if i found yuliya... then... [looks at my files and finds my 15 year old voice] NOOOOO

next #aspectslander is coming al0ng fine. but i use them two distract fr0m otherwise b0ring workdays and s0 rarely get anywhere on nights 0ff.

didnt have to kill this one. was already expecting me, i think. aurafarmed and then went out on their own terms.

with less thorns holding them now, the last two planets have destabilized. theyre being pulled toward the black hole, which would be fine if they werent *also being pulled toward each other.* if they collide itll set off the explosion that destroys the session and kills me. thats also without mentioning that cutting all the thorns has resulted in the black hole becoming clogged or something. the thorns around it are going to prevent the planets from getting into the black hole even once i sever the connection between them. ... if i dont send anything after this, then i failed my solo session and died. had fun while it lasted though. some of the most fun ive ever had in i think my entire life, apart from the few times ive sparred with deva. alright. bye.

if anyone knowws howw to romhack nes games hit me up i gotta doozy of an idea an im miserable tryin to do it myself


MY FATASS MEOWBEAST JUST LICK THE SYRUP OFF MY PANCAKE, MOVEEEEEEEEEE.

↻ A whimsical man thinks I am a f∞∞l. ↺

↻ Angry. ↺

HEY, IT’S ME, RESPONSIBILITY. COSTAR FORGOT ABOUT ME.

↻ T∞uching s∞mething sticky is deeply unpleasant. ↺
wOw(tInG)WoW(TiNg)wOw~!(tInG)FiNaLlY OfF(TiNg)tHe sTaGe!(TiNg)bUt(tInG)NoW I'M(TiNg)bOrEd!

does anybody else get extremely and concernedly aroused wwhen pretty girls stare at them wwith absolutely nothin on their big old dead eyes
all the images i upload to anything keep corrupting. augh.

¡ po$7 frequen7!y and ¡ rep!y 7o every po$7 becau$e ¡ have no !¡fe and my h¡ve ¡$ emp7y
Midnight City Update: everyone is so mean to me
iT(TiNg)cOsTs tWo dOlLaRs!?(tInG)No(tInG)No nO, i oNlY BrOuGhT(TiNg)mY ChOcOlAtE(TiNg)cOiNs!

↻ Well, I supp∞se that's a fair hate. ↺

↻ While I d∞n't mind being blind, I d∞ wish I c∞uld hear. I'd l∞ve t∞ hear. ↺

¡ ju$7 a7e 7he wor$7 nood!e$ ever

IFf You ever Ffeelll usellless lllook atT allllll tThe jadebllloods who llletT lllike 20 brightT glllowing red mutTantTs go witTh a patT on tThe back #You-had-one-job

29. Today I called Karkat. He and I haven't talked in... gods, probably three years. It turns out he's been trying to get into the film industry. It made me think about the movies he would talk about, and how grateful I am that we have not yet lived long enough to start naming our films with the ridiculous level of specification that trolls used to.

really gotta find something fun to do. no i do not want to fight people right now.
((okay the hulksters mun has no idea how to actually use msparp and is in dire need of assistance to get on stage. or something. where do i find the learning materials for it pls and thank you.))

Can we stop pretend/ing that we name shit weird and be normal/// It was fun to prank the humans but the jokes have gone on long enough/


fuck the inevitable. ugh.

↻ The d∞wnside t∞ having my disabilities there isn't much t∞ d∞ during the day. S∞ if I'm here a l∞t. Well. Mind y∞ur business thank y∞u very much. ↺

i would say stop pitying my chits but honestly i'm raking in scores so keep at it

↻ Abisus d∞wn. I have nausea. Fr∞wn em∞ji. ↺

TOMORROW MY THROAT WILL FEEL BETTER, MY NOSE WON’T BE CLOGGED AND MY EARS WON’T HURT, MANIFESTING, WATCH IT WILL BE TRUE.

having to compete with 1000 karkats for the attention of literally any dave. i give up good night. :/

↻ I slept slightly wr∞ng, s∞ I have pain in my neck. ↺

↻ While I am blind, I d∞ want t∞ inf∞rm y∞u that my eyes still react t∞ light and that my eyes "see" that light. I was b∞rn blind; I did n∞t bec∞me blind. N∞w, ∞f c∞urse, there are different kinds ∞f blindness, s∞ I asked f∞r help t∞ recreate what I see s∞ y∞u all understand what it's like. It's never c∞mplete darkness; my eyes m∞ve ar∞und and twitch because ∞f the light it still takes in. ↺
Reminds me of the little shit who took The Lash's sinners. But he wears a hat, can't be the same thing.

I've acquired quite a few new f9ll9wers in the past few perigees during my peri9d 9f decreased activity 9n Chittr, f9r which I am very grateful. H9wever, I feel that I need t9 re-esta6lish s9me 69undaries 9f mine that I have n9t made evident in a while. There is a small 6ut n9t imp9ssi6le chance that y9u are acquainted with an9ther Kankri Vantas fr9m y9ur timeline, fr9m Chittr, fr9m a dream 6u66le, 9r fr9m elsewhere in the vast expanse 9f the splinternet. If s9, I am happy f9r y9u. Kankris acr9ss #Parad9xSpace are kn9wn t9 materially impr9ve the lives 9f the pe9ple ar9und them, and s9me 9f my cl9sest friends have thanked me f9r my and my alternates' ceaseless eff9rts in helping shape them t9 6e 6etter pe9ple. H9wever, if y9u are cl9se with an9ther Kankri, I must stress that that d9es n9t mean y9u are cl9se with me, and that g9es d9u6ly f9r th9se 9f y9u wh9 are in intimate r9mantic 9r sexual relati9nships with y9ur Kankri. I w9n't pretend I understand 9r appr9ve 9f this seemingly widespread desire am9ng s9 many 9f my alternate selves t9 shed what I assume was a lifel9ng dedicati9n t9 #Celi6acy, 6ut it is n9t f9r me t9 understand 9r appr9ve 9f. This p9st is n9t f9r me t9 c9ndemn the l99sening 9f 9ne's m9rals. Regardless, *I* am my 9wn individual with my 9wn th9ughts, feelings, aspirati9ns, and desires. I will take it in g99d faith that the sentiment is well-intenti9ned, 6ut I d9 n9t find it flattering t9 6e c9mpared t9 my alternate selves. I actually find the pr9spect t9 6e quite pr96lematic and, at the m9st egregi9us 9f times, 9utright 9ffensive. I have spent en9ugh time 9n this platf9rm 96serving their acc9unts t9 kn9w that there are fundamental ways in which we agree, which I w9n't get int9 here f9r the sake 9f 6revity, 6ut it d9es emphasize t9 me that we are n9t the same pe9ple. T9 treat any pers9n with alternate selves as if each iterati9n is interchangea6le is t9 deny us 9f 9ur tr9llmanity and aut9n9my as individuals. If y9u w9uld like t9 get t9 kn9w me as me, then my DMs, ask f9rm, and chitt c9mment threads are always 9pen. If, h9wever, y9u are simply g9ing t9 lump me in with whatever versi9n 9f Kankri y9u prefer m9st, then d9 n9t take 9ffense when I push 6ack 9n this classificati9n t9 assert my 9wn pers9nh99d. #Vaguep9sting #AlternateSelves #Individuality #Asserti9ns9fPers9nh99d #NewF9ll9werPSA #69undaryEsta6lishing #Menti9ns9fCeli6acy #Denial9fTr9llmanity #TheTirelessFightT9Reinf9rceAut9n9my #IfY9uHaveS9methingT9SayT9MeThenSayItT9Me
hm. i must. find. a new face. this one. is not very. good.

Rolled over, felt like a piece of bubble wrap. #CrunchyHours
Ɏ sgrub sounds so sca-a-ary if i pla-a-ayed tha-a-at i think i would litera-a-ally dies #dea-a-ath Ɏ

၄⋆၃ disturbed finished that last anime it was very sweet whatever found another one disturbing age gap dot dot dot shaking my head the slop is slopping dot dot dot #silly #saveme

If I hated a post it was likely a missclick, it's an early morning.
Some of yall here are so fucked up, you’re vweirding ME out… THAT SHOULD SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE PEOPLE HERE
...my lusus stole the pail. sweet hells....

↻ Since I d∞n't want t∞ answer the same questi∞n f∞r the 5th time. I made a p∞st when I made an acc∞unt. I have a t∞∞l that all∞ws me t∞ navigate ∞nline spaces and c∞mmunicate what is ∞n a screen ∞f a c∞mputer. I can use that t∞ c∞mmunicate back with a device. It's a bit m∞re c∞mplex than h∞w I am explaining it. H∞wever, I can clearly c∞mmunicate with y∞u all. I have an understanding ∞f c∞l∞rs, shapes, and images, as well as w∞rds and general language. ↺

every time a movie or tv show comes out abt the gods i overanalyze how they cast us all + hair n makeup like ive had one consistent hairstyle since i was thirteen and you didnt think it was important to emulate it? wdym you didnt copy my monroe spot i know im white but whyd you pick someone THAT PALE smh

↻ Hm, maybe my feelings were a tad hurt; I was called ugly by a c∞∞lbl∞∞d. It's been ∞n my mind f∞r a bit. Usually, I cann∞t hear what pe∞ple say ab∞ut me. ↺

it appears blocking someone doesn't prevent you from seeing their posts when they use a tag youre following mildly annoying, but liveable

((JUST LIKED SOMETHING ON THE WRONG KAR ACCOUNT OH MY GOG IT'S SO KAROVER.))
8=l < I am above hxrny posting 8=l < E%cept the times when I am not 8=l < Ashamed of those times but they happen to the best of us

↻ H∞w d∞ y∞u sleep? I sleep as if I am dead. ↺
IT'S ONLY 12PM AND I FEEL LIKE SHIT- WELL OK I DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST BUT IT'S FINE I HAVE IMPORTANT SHIT TO DO. THERE'S ALWAYS LATER OR WHATEVER. #CW-ED #CW-EATINGDISORDER

why is this suggestive

still upset i cant marry the wizard in stardew valley w/o mods

I’M GONNA EAT MY OWN DAMN TEETH, I JUST LEARNED WHAT THE PHRASE “ROCK HARD” MEANS. #NSFW.

Good morning, chittr. I've been told someone tried to ship a "crate of water balloons" yesterday. Please don't do that.

oH SNAP, iT'S #tAVROStUESDAY, aND i DID NOT EVEN DO, aNY SORT OF ASTROTURFING, tHIS WIPE, dANG, wELL, hOPEFULLY IT WILL BE A GOOD ONE, aNYWAYS! #tAVROStUESDAY

cant believe you folded like that

Somewhere between a broken record and a parrot I see.
8=l < It is an annoying one and it seems to span for a long time compared to other trends

GREY BECAUSE EVERYTHING I HAVE IS GREY THEME.

Ok so i was hoping to avoid just outright saying it but some people like to be funny. So here it is. Heres the reason I locked myself in the shed and drank myself stupid early ..

↻ I d∞ try t∞ review my p∞sts bef∞re I send them, but I wish that aut∞c∞rrect w∞uld st∞p trying t∞ tell me my name is abacus. I'm n∞t that g∞∞d at math. ↺
R3G3X R3PL4C3 M4K3S NO FUCK1NG S3NS3 TO M3 M4N.
HEARING "MATESPRITMONDAY" GOING AROUND, AND WELL- I GOT NOTHING. THAT'S IT. #MATESPRITMONDAY
(( i wish i could organize my accounts in the drop down thing. what do you mean they change order whenever they want. ))
I SINCERELY DO MISS HAVING A MATTRESS THAT DIDN’T SPEND EVERY FUCKING NIGHT TRYING TO CONVINCE ME I’D BEEN TRANSPORTED BACK TO MY SCHOOLFEED DAYS, ONLY TO GET BEATEN HALF TO DEATH BY A COUPLE OF SNOT-NOSED MIDBLOOD TORMENTORS WHO NEED TO USE ME AS AN EMOTIONAL OUTLET FOR THE FACT THAT THEIR LUSII PROBABLY DON’T LOVE THEM AND THEY’RE GOING TO BE DEAD IN A FEW WIPES FOR FAILING BASIC ARITHMETIC, BEFORE FINALLY BEAMING ME BACK INTO MY RESPITEBLOCK THE SECOND I DECIDE TO WAKE UP. I SHOULD PROBABLY JUST BURN THIS FUCKING THING AND INVEST IN A NEW ONE ALREADY, BUT THEN I’D HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR OR LIE DOWN ON THE GODDAMNED LOUNGE PLANK, AND SOMEHOW BOTH OF THOSE SOUND LIKE SLIGHTLY MORE CRUEL ALTERNATIVES. WOE IS ME, I GUESS. MORNING. — KK
this place feels overstimulating im not gonna lie :/

WOKE UP A HOUR AGO, AND I AM ALREADY READY FOR A NAP.

one of those mornings where i think about all those wasted years as a teen, growing up, and how much effort i put into people that arent here anymore, and i wonder! what the fuck am i good for haha!! #vent

Sleep? Inadequate. Meds? Taken. Fumble? Completed. It is going to be a rough Monday, Chittr.

i didn't sleep at all that makes fourty eight hours without sleep
im jade but im not the real jade...

WHEN I TAKE THIS BANDAID OFF, ALL OF THE PAIN BETTER BE GONE. RR IN A SECOND I’M SCARED.

hey how long shoukd you refridg meat b4 it goes bad?? *refrigerate *should
Keeping to a theme is all well and good but why the hell did my bugs and I all have to pick the initials bB for our tags. I don't know who is who anymore

who knew wed be dealing with metors afyer the game too *meteors *after

at the maid cafe wwatchin him hashire hashire uma musumaid in real time

w)(at a wae to join t)(e website! do arguments pike t)(at )(appen a lot?

i found a game thats kinda problematic in terms of themes an devvelopment, but its so silly in concept that im playin it regardless

nope i dont think anything will top the rage of "MYRRH"
Those little badge flags amuse me, though I also feel sorry for humans that they sometimes get discriminated against for who they love. On Alternia it’s only caste gaps that matter, usually…not that I care personally but society does, is my point. Caste gaps and if a troll quads a non-troll.
[i] c[a]nt b[e]l[ie]v[e] th[i]s [i]s l[i]t[e]r[a]lly [a]ll th[a]ts l[e]ft [o]f y[u]l[i]y[a]'s [e]x[i]st[e]nc[e] s[u]r[e] sh[e]s [o]n my h[u]skt[o]p b[u]t l[i]k[e] th[i]s [i]s [a]ll th[a]ts l[e]ft [o]f h[e]r [i]n p[u]bl[i]c [o]n th[e] [i]nt[e]rn[e]t
im gonna sob, its been literally over a decade since she died yuliyaaaaaa im going to steal khrissy's PC and get her
who even standardizes troll job names. is there like a list, or does everybody just know what stuff is. impaleozoologists?? really?? gosh learning alternian must be so hard. the "im-" prefix kinda doesn't make any sense!!

i miss him so much that ivve started collectin silly horse pics to showw him wwhat the fuck is wwrong with me
I'M ABOUT TO GO TO 'CUPE BUT IT'S WORTH COMMENTING THAT EVERY SINGLE KARKAT THAT I'VE EVER SEEN ON HERE HAS GONE INTO A PERSONAL RANKING I KEEP. IF I'VE SEEN YOU, YES, EVEN YOU RANDOM KARKAT #827462, YOU ARE SOMEWHERE IN THIS MENTAL CHECKLIST I KEEP OF EVERY VERSION OF ME THAT HAS EVER EXISTED. IF YOU'RE THINKING 'WELL, I'M A PRETTY GREAT KARKAT! I IMAGINE I'M AT THE TOP OF THIS LIST!' I GUARANTEE, YOU FECKLESS, SELF-CENTERED PRICK, YOU ARE WAY, WAY, *WAY* DOWN THE LINE. ALL THIS BEING SAID. @CHEEKYGIT IS THE WORST ONE. RIGHT AT THE BOTTOM. I HOPE HORRORTERRORS FLAY YOU FOR SPORT.
to those who won the game: any complaints or flaws with the win scenario, the new universe? take pity on us sorry losers and let loose what frog world problems we're missing out on!

wworkin at a male-exclusionary job as a genderfluid person is wwell an all but they keep callin me erica an i tell them that aint my name they say "but eridan is so masculine" 1. wwho are you to judge howw i present my gender 2. just call me eri then, it aint that hard! eri is fine and great actually 3. THEY KNOWW I DONT LIKE BEIN CALLED ERIC, THEY JUST ADDIN AN A TO IT LIKE THAT FIXES SHIT ffs its like thanks for not disrespectin my gender an all but if youre gonna respect my gender, respect my fuckin name? my name is still eridan
8=l < My Vantas is a villain 8=l < This is a cal100t post for him 8=l < He is very naughty and snuck away from his obligations 8=l < And I will not be allowing him to return 8=l < @composedGrievances
It feels g99d t9 garden. It feels fulfilling t9 cultivate life and have it gr9w thr9ugh y9ur eff9rts. Even if it's n9t actually alive. 9r real. 6ecause it's all dream6u66le gh9st-mem9ry stuff. And y9ur eff9rts are actually m9stly just perceiving that it is gr9wing hard en9ugh t9 make it s9, t9 the p9int that y9u are n9t actually sure if y9u are achieving anything at all. 6ut 9nce y9u get past all that it's pretty relaxing and fulfilling, I think.
MY USUAL MAKEUP ISN’T COVERING UP MY EYE BAGS LIKE IT USED TO. EITHER I’M STRUNG OUT, OR THE FORMULA’S CHANGED. I’M GOING TO CONVINCE MYSELF IT’S THE LATTER.

damn someone got all uppity about me hiring damz as a tutor in this game as if she owwns damz? girl im literally in the room wwith her, stop bein territorial, you aint important

i swwear i joined a club in this game and instant pitch flirtin in the club chat wwhat the fuck is this game
Som3t1m3s grubburg3r pl4c3s w1ll g1v3 you th3 k3tchup w1th th3 m34l 4nd som3t1m3s th3y won't g1v3 you th3 k3tchup w1th th3 m34l 4nd you h4v3 to p4y 3xtr4. Som3t1m3s th3y'll ch4ng3 th31r m1nd 4nd st4rt off3r1ng k3tchup 4g41n. Or stop. 1 h4v3 n3v3r onc3 gott3n 1t r1ght. 1 31th3r g3t two p4ck3ts of k3tchup or 1 g3t non3. 4 s3cond p4ck3t 1s unn3c3ss4ry. Obv1ously th3 dr4gon th4t h4s to go through th3 d1v3-through do3sn't not1c3 unt1l sh3 1s w3ll 4w4y from th3 r3st4ur4nt w1th d1s4ppo1nt1ng m34l 1n t4lon. 1 c4nnot l1v3 l1k3 th1s 4nymor3.
This pfp is old and s8cks!!!!!!!! I'm gonna g8t a new one that I vi8e more with.

karkat looked over my shoulder at chittr and saw all the fumble posts yall have been doing now hes spiralled into a full rant about the intricacies of relationships and 'courtship rituals' how do i get him to shut up without him getting mad
OK, NO, I’M TOTALLY NOT DEEPLY HURT BY THAT, IT’S FINE. I JUST WANNA GO ON VACATION. TO A LOVELY REMOTE ISLAND. I WANT TO WADE INTO THE WARM SURF. AND THEN PULL OUT A HARPOON AND SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE WITH IT.

im so wworried about stallion he wwent off on that... d...date? is it a date? his think pan must be FRYIN onnhis owwn, man literally lost his knees at 10 likes on his maidpostin, straight up quakin siiiigh... it aint easy bein an emotional support kismesis

S0metimes i feel like i sh0uld m0ve t0 earth c but then i d0nt think id really fit in at all

FOR LEGAL REASONS. I’M JOKING.

my kismesis is gone, off makin mistakes, wwhile im here, wwatchin octopus lady
tThere.s. s9metntihng apapealign a69ut . v9ndka asd9da.. Nn9t.surehwhat it ius.. itis ncive tjtis palce hahsde it th9ugh! #su6stance #9utglutmasquerade

YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK THIS FUCKING DEAD END SCRIPT JOB, FUCK MY COWORKERS, FUCK THE UNIVERSE THAT PUT ME WITH THESE SHITRINSING DOUCHEBAGS, I *QUIT*.
i miss blockbuster. and radio shack. and toys r us. (yes i know there's still some locations, let me mourn.)

i literally wwatched him take that pic and im still barkin like a beast like UOUGUGYGH <3< <3< <3< UP THE WWAZOO

YEAAAAA HE POSTED IT YEYEYYE

guys... i just saw the pic eq took im fuckin losin it man
shes also the worst mother, pretty much ever
so i take it there aren't a lot trying to be your friend? :(

꧁Surface update. I went outside and did not immediately want to go back inside. Progress. I also bought food by myself. Wrong food. Still ate it. More importantly I found a board game. It is old and complicated and has houses and gates and enemies and something called a "session." There are a concerning number of rules about meteors. Also apparently dying does not necessarily mean you stop playing. I like it. Board game night maybe.꧂

karkats coming over to act like a weighted blanket because his client cancelled on him and hes got like two hours free guys i win at life fuck getting robbed that doesnt matter i get to be beefcake flattened
I live again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6258e1498546.png Truly? Never. I have never visited a bubble as a permanent resident. I have, however, experienced the act of dying. Some through God Tier revival, some far more mortal. I simply jump before I expire. Those are the only bodies I truly know the fate of.
does gay culture exist for trolls because i feel like when i use gay slang or language im bein misunderstood as being misogynistic when in reality im always surrounded by women who like me because im the "sassy gay guy" in the group which is lowkey reductionist of them in terms of me because im bisexual
People judging me for my type smh... Violets are just attractive. That's that.
IF I GET ONE MORE SHITTY "ROMANTASY" BOOK RECOMMENDATION THAT IS POORLY WRITTEN DRIVEL PACKAGED IN AN UNCONVINCING COVER WITH VAGUE AND USELESS REVIEWS ON THE BACK OF IT CLAIMING IT'S THE BEST THING SOMEONE WITH THE READING COMPREHENSION OF AN ILLITERATE WRIGGLER HAS READ, I AM GOING TO LOSE IT. I AM LOSING IT. AS I TYPE THIS I AM LOSING IT. THERE. FIRST POST.

I've decided to learn kindness...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
D--> Why do I feel my emotions in my teeth

This is a6surd, and y9u kn9w it. Und9ing my 9wn huskt9p's wriggler safety l9cks is n9t w9rth l9sing a sticker, and neither is accidentally 69rr9wing Aranea's hair6rush with9ut realizing it was hers. I even made sure t9 clean it after I was d9ne s9 if anything y9u 9ught t9 reward me with an additi9nal sticker f9r d9ing s9. Y9u are transparently h9lding me t9 much higher standards than any9ne else, presuma6ly due t9 my 6l99d c9l9r status, and I demand t9 have my star stickers rightfully reinstated. #UnfairTreatment #D9u6leStandards #HighExpectati9ns #High6l99dExpectati9ns #Anti9ffspectrum6ias

HEY CHITTY, HOW DO YOU GET YOUR BOYFRIEND TO STOP CALLING YOUR GRUB MY LITTLE MONSTER? WAIT, NO, DON’T SEND THAT TO CHITTER. STOP.
D--> Eridan showed me fanart I have received from my one stream appearance D--> It made me very happy D--> Especially since I was drawn with Nepeta D--> And I miss her dearly
TW #nsfw #nsfwe #fetishes #kinks #hem9spectrum #fetishizati9n9fSpecificTraits #andA6ilities #6el9ngingT9ParticularCastes #interCasteRelati9nships #p9werDynamics #stere9types #pr96lematicKink #r9manticEntanglements #p9tentiallyT9xicRelati9nships #intentD9esN9tEqualImpact #kinkDisc9urse #c9nsent #n9nC9nsent #tagDisc9urse #tagY9urSh** #y9uAreAll9wedT96eH9rny #asL9ngAsItIsTagged #s9mePe9pleHaveTraumaA69utY9urFetishes #itIsN9tNecessarilyInn9centT9Them #6eC9nsiderate As the self-designated m9ral centre 9f this we66ed site, I feel it is my imperative t9 remind y9u: P9ssessing certain... Interests, 9f a salaci9us nature, is all #fine and #dandy. Even th9se which stem fr9m particular traits 6el9nging t9 certain dem9graphics; I w9uld n9t think t9 #shame any69dy f9r attracti9ns t9 th9se 9n different areas 9f the hem9spectrum, n9r 9f any characteristics within - pr9vided all inv9lved have given their inf9rmed #c9nsent t9 any such #fetishizati9n 6ef9rehand, 9f c9urse. Self expressi9n and #sexual li6erati9n fr9m the n9rmally narr9w 69rders that tr9ll s9ciety 9ften f9rces us int9 is a p9sitive acti9n, generally speaking. H9wever. It is a thin, thin line t9 tread, and a risky 9ne at that. F9cusing 9verly and 9vertly 9n these traits and fetishizing them risks th9se traits c9ming t9 6e seen in that light exclusively, and in turn h9m9genizes expectati9ns and depicti9ns 9f such. It flattens the pers9n int9 6eing a sum 9f th9se traits, and the stere9types ass9ciated with such - a categ9ry m9re than a living, 6reathing 6eing. (9r an unliving, n9t-necessarily-6reathing 6eing, in the case 9f myself and 9ther p9st-m9rtal individuals.) Remem6er that n9t all mem6ers may even have these a6ilities and c9uld feel inadequate as a result, 9r that th9se wh9 d9 may disdain such things and the attenti9n drawn t9 them. Perhaps th9se y9u kn9w appreciate flirtati9us c9mments and lurid fantasies a69ut what they are capa6le 9f, 6ut it is just as likely that 9thers - including rand9m passers-6y 9n y9ur p9sts - may feel differently. A 6lanket #nsfw tag is n9t en9ugh: The c9ntent therein may 6e p9tentially triggering, disc9mf9rting, 9r distressing, and sh9uld 6e tagged as such. Als9 6e wary that such acts run the risk 9f reinf9rcing 9ffensive 9r danger9us s9cial n9rms; again, I d9 n9t shame th9se wh9 participate in cr9ss-hem9spectrum r9mantic entanglements 9r r9leplay that accentuates differences in status, p9wer, 9r the like, 6ut d9ing s9 in pu6lic with9ut pr9per tags, warnings, and c9nsent risks the unprepared stum6ling acr9ss it like a pr9ver6ial minefield and det9nating implicati9ns which reinf9rce their 6iases. Likewise remem6er that this we6site d9es n9t c9nsist 9f 9ne unified culture, rather that it har69urs tr9lls fr9m all walks 9f life (and un-life). The implicati9ns 9f a relati9nship with a vast caste-gap, f9r example, c9mes with different c9nn9tati9ns 6etween 6ef9rans c9mpared t9 Alternians; in either case, it als9 will inevita6ly c9me with a gap in p9wer and privilege, n9 matter h9w equita6le the relati9nship may actually 6e. A warm6l99d may c9me acr9ss a p9st fetishizing their perceived weakness, their s9cially-assigned p9siti9n 'underneath' c9ld6l99ds, and leave feeling 96jectified, demeaned, and vile as a result. If these things are n9t marked pr9perly, if it is imp9ssi6le t9 tell a ficti9nal fantasy which d9es n9t reflect their actual views versus real, 6ig9ted views 9n the s9cial hierarchy as a wh9le, then it runs incredi6le risk t9 6e triggering and disparaging t9 th9se discussed - and, w9rse, much harder t9 av9id f9r th9se wh9 wish t9. The same may happen t9 s9mething fetishizing the usage 9f psi9nics, when g9ld6l99ds as a caste are s9 9ften treated as little m9re than p9wer-6anks and 6atteries f9r the whims 9f the elite. 9r the usage 9f psychic mind-c9ntr9l techniques 9ccasi9nally p9ssessed 6y th9se 9f c99ler castes, which can 6e seem 6y s9me as gr9ss vi9lati9ns 9f c9nsent and thus a reminder 9f h9w the c9nsent and pers9nh99d 9f warmer castes is s9 9ften disregarded whenever it is c9nvenient. In all cases: Tag pr9perly. Tag resp9nsi6ly. C9nsider wh9, 9r what, y9ur w9rds may harm; even if y9u 6elieve them t9 6e inn9cent fantasies, n9t every9ne feels the same way.
:33 < the purrblem with living on earth is you can't just kill and eat things anymore :33 < i want to wear the skins of my enemies dyarnit
/.sometimes.i.type.up.something.sure.to.get.me.the.attention.i.want.\ \.then.i.get.the.sudden.feeling.to.just.not.say.anything?yknow?/ /?whats?the?deal?with?that?\

IkonOs and i just cArriEd the fuck OuttA OUr last dEadlOck match. sOmE AssholE on OUr tEAm cOUldn't hAndlE us and left. won wIthOut em. fuck em. dirty boyz for lIfE. @groovyKosmonaut
:33 < man :33 < i ought to start dating again :33 < but that involves being nice to people

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Trolls never have to lose half their weight in blood each month and I find that envious. If that wasn't insult enough, it has to be painful too.

✦ my toxic trait is that i played SGRUB and continued on to tell the tale as Xennox says #silly

im so disappointed in my wwhole fuckin bloodline, someone do #violence onto him

crazy how i'm still one of the only people who even draws SBAHJ related shit

WHAT IN THE SAM HELL ARE YALL TALKIN' ABOUT????
i cant fucking believe my eight most recent usernames gamertags and catcalls were all fucking taken what even is this website how many dave striders could there possibly be
hey, this is just the way i grew up telling the joke. if you've got a problem, take it up with the joke book i had as a kid. :p

hurt nothyn' y've been hurt enough! packages landyng on mii head, tea partyes, dancyng lessons!

I miss Alternia, sometimes. I rarely get highbloods trying to cull me. #yearning
GOSH I DON'T THINK I HAVE ANY OF MY OLD PHOTOS BUT MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE SOME NEW ONES... #SUGGESTIVE

and this fucking asshole won't turn off the incense.
DONT SAY THESE FOUL WORDS TO ME!

do u evr think about how u culdve been someone actully worth a damn if u wrent such a broken fuked up mess?
I,DONT,MMIND,WORKING,AT,THE,WAREHOUSE,DURING,THE,DAYTIMME,LIKE,THIS,BECAUSE,I,GET,TO,STAY,INSIDE,AND,HAVE,MMY,OWN,FAN,AND,ITS,REALLY,QUIET,WHEN,THERES,NOT,DUBIOUS,CREAKING,AND,THE,VENTS,ARE,NOT,GROANING,BUT,OTHERWISE,I,HAVE,NO,CHOICE,BUT,TO,IGNORE,THOSE,THINGS,AND,WATCH,VIDEOS,AND,READ,COMMICS,INSTEAD,^_^, https://cdn...imgchest...com/files/adc820eb036f...png

... SO, MY KINGDOMS AT WAR NOW. HOW'S Y'ALL'S WEEKEND GOIN'.

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The Mariana Trench? Oh dear.

call of cthulhu wwill fix me maybe savve me poison boy

i wwish you could delete chitts, i wwanna scrub eq's account free of any trace of Them.
D--> Feeling cute D--> Might delete every trace of my %istence on this site

fuckin exhausted kinda sick? real fuckin tired of romances and cullin and beforian cullin an music an fun an relationships in general

guys... ougugugh

UGH. ROUGH SHIFT TODAY. THINKPANS BEEN KILLIN' ME LATELY. HOPIN' TA' DIG ENOUGH UP TA' BE ABLE TO JUSTIFY LEAVIN' EARLY.

I opened Instagrowl and immediately was flash 8anged with slender x jeffff the killer nature is healing

is this ragebait. i dont like this.

OKAY I LOOKED IT UP. COROLLOBATOR AIN’T A WORD. I THINK I’M THINK OF CORROBORATE.

:33< i already miss my dear karkat :33< sometimes i can still hear his voice

dnd game: problem sleuth goin through a quadrant crisis (flush crush on a taken man, pitch relationship wwith tabaxi spades slick) call of cthulhu: sociopath wwho lovves to poison people, accidentslly found a perfect matesprit that hes super dotin ovver (he thinks it all logic because he cant tell wwhat redrom feels like) rpgstuck: wwell hes on the site and if i break the fourth wwall again he might believve im a horrorterror or somethin

:33< heres mewre supurr special pawsome horoscope :33< ♈ the witches coven is missing their hat collection do nyat give it back to them :33< ♉ mewre gonna fall ofur and mewre arms and legs are gonna purrl up like a dead spidpurr :33< ♊ happy birthday! :33< ♋ they said mew have to go to the cave sorry :(( :33< ♌ they say mew get to go to the cave yay :DD :33< ♍ mewre mew job in life is to play the banjo purrly! :33< ♎ there is an opurrtunity fur a brand mew name and its toottoot tootytoo :33< ♏ befure mew there is two doors behind one is the way furward and behind the othpurr a brick wall :33< ♐ itchy tasty :33< ♑ theres only one billion days until some day one billion days furom nyow make em count! :33< ♒ if mew start today mewll only have to read one clawmic efurry day to nefur be clawt up again! :33< ♓ mew furk in a coal mine now sorry
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i hate this my audience calls me eric all the fuckin time i cant havve it followwin me here

guys i think i dont like this turn of evvents wwhy is he lookin at me like that eugghh

anii good gyft ydeas for a fellow hostess? askyng for a fryend `::] y feel lyke wyne would be out of the questyon....

ratboygenius is an amazin composer and i feelk like yallre really hatin on it wwithout actually listenin to the AMAZIN musical composition the man aint a vvisual artist or storywwriter, hes a composer usin these vvisuals and stories as a vvector to post his compostions it dont gotta be amazin vvisually, hes makin music and its great music

I LOVVE MAKIN USELESS FUCKIN ROLLS

anyone got experience on polymoiraillegence im takin the leap and i wwanna not fuck it up because i think anyone wwho knowws me knowws wwhat happened wwith the last one and maybe that shouldnt happen again
Neither of you are getting a Bite out of my tikka masala

my m0u7h 571ll 745735 l1k3 8l00d.. 8l3h

Why is everyone a pervert today?

disabilies suck invvisible disabilities suck more like i havve sensitivve gills an it fucks wwith my ability to stay in wwater too long, sure, but at least thats a physical ailment that people take seriously my fatigue and burnout aint and ivve applies specifically to beforian-ghost run businesses because they got their wwhole coddle smother culture and claim to accommodate for disabilities and they still fuckin step on the accommodations i need

fruit wwizard if you can see this and i fuckin knoww you can i detest you and your lies you gaslightin hatchlin of a vvirgin mothergrub fucker you think youvve bested me? you think i do not see through your deception? your many aliases? pathetic you cannot outrun me you are a pesterparty subscriber to leavve me is to leavve us all and i knoww you wwould nevver abandon caliblue like that hes only four minutes old, fruit wwizard

Hmm... How curious... A new-fangled "social media" site... Very well, I shall make my grand entrance! My name is Willly Affton. Of course, you already know of this information, for I am the great inventor of the Fazbear Robotics franchise! Creator of the greatest, most incredible animatronics that have ever been put onto Alternian ground! Animatronics with technology so advanced and so incredible, your head will pop right off your body just by seeing them! Hahaha... Clearly there's no need for further introduction, right? ...What? Kid murders? Oh c'mon now there's no need to get all looney on me. I just got here!
Dude showers feel so good like fr. Hurts ifu do it for too long but they're pretty great

damn no+ even sopor can keep me asleep all day anymore. sigh

got a fuckin itch i cant scratch and its pissin me off

kar wwhen is your kismesis joinin the site












































