Karkat Vantass (streamer)
@carcinocytoGeneticist
I FUCKING HATE UNØ. NO TABLE TOP GAMES ARE SAFE HERE. (OOC: that one guy from the pesterParty youtube channel, a totally real channel with totally real people and totally...)
people... mock me... wwhen i sat "innit" am i not allowwed?
AT LEAST IT ISN'T YOU PRONOUNCING 'GLASSES' OR 'LASSO'
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YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY? IF A CERTAIN MUTANT BLOOD WAS ABLE TO GET HIS HANDS ON ONE >:D
@carcinocytoGeneticist wwhat if.... wwhat if pesterparty badge...?
WHO IS THIS 'WE'? ARE YOU SPEAKING HUMAN FRENCH NOW, FISHLIPS?
wwhere in this chitt is there a "wwe" karkat illiterate?
THIS IS BULLSHIT, I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT IT ORIGINALLY SAID 'WWHAT IF WWE MADE A PESTERPARTY BADGE' I AM NOT CRAZY, THAT IS WHAT IT ORIGINALLY SAID
as much as gaslightin is fun, i promise ya im bein so genuine wwhen i say it didnt because i specifically formatted it this wway for my owwn entertainment
D:<
if anyone is confused as to wwhy @carcinocytoGeneticist is alwways talkin about card games, this is the reason he wwil deny this, but wwe all knoww karkats cannot hide their truest of feelins for shit his kismesis is an uno bot named panini, and he is dowwn so bad for her this is timestamped, he is the karkat on the right of the screen
CAN'T A GUY JUST LIKE CARD GAMES FOR THE HELL OF IT? JEGUS, TROLLS THESE DAYS
I AM, QUITE LITERALLY, JUST A MAN AS A TROLL ODYSSEUS WOULD SAY. PERHAPS IT IS ACTUALLY *YOU* HUNG UP ABOUT CARDS GAMES AND UNØ BOTS SINCE YOU'VE MENTIONED THEM MORE THAN I
MILD TAKE, I THINK THAT A BATTLE OF WITS AND SMARTS IS BETTER THAN BARE-HANDED BEATDOWNS FOR #FIGHTNIGHT IMO. NOTHING LIKE A GOOD GAME OF CARDS TO WIN BRAGGING RIGHTS OVER, BOTH OF YOU GET TO GO HOME WITH SIGNIFICANTLY LESS WOUNDS THAT WAY.
again panini cant read these you knoww that right
SUCK ON A PUFFERFISH, OF FUCKING COURSE I KNOW SHE CAN'T READ THESE.
i challenge @carcinØcytØGeneticist tØ a fightnight duel in which i will beat him tØ death with my cane.
CAN'T, BUSY LOSING AT BOARD GAMES
MAYBE IF YOU GETS SOME MORE FIGHT NIGHTS ON YOUR BULGE I'LL TAKE SOME IMPORTANT TIME OUT OF MY NIGHT AND SHOW YOU WHAT'S WHAT
AIN'T MY FAULT YOU GOT SO MUCH IRRADIATED-PROSTATE ON YOUR BULGE THAT YOU CAN FINISH FIGHTS THAT YOU START
NEXT GAME IN THE CROSSHAIRS THIS EVENING: THE GAME OF LIFE (THE 2002 VERSION[I'M USING NON-SOLAR SWEEPS FOR THIS ONE BECAUSE THE DUMBASSES THAT MADE IT DIDN'T CONSIDER US TROLLS.]) THE PREMISE IS BASIC; YOU GO THROUGHOUT LIFE STARTING AROUND THE MIDDLE OF 'YOUR' LIFE SPAN, AND GO THROUGH THE USUAL BULLSHIT OF SCHOOLFED DEBT AND/OR MOST OF YOUR BUCKS TAKEN FROM YOUR SALARY WHEN THE TAXMAN COMES AROUND, CONTINUING ALL THE WAY UNTIL YOU DIE UNPEACEFULLY OF NON-OLD AGE BY DRONES AT THE END, WHOEVER HAS THE MOST CAEGERS GETS BRAGGING RIGHTS AND THE GAME IS OVER. SHOULD BY EASY, RIGHT? WELL YOU ARE VERY WRONG MY PROBABLY-TROLL ACQUAINTANCE! MY MAIN GRIPES ARE SUCH; THE 'POLICE OFFICER' CAREER GETS ONLY *TWO* SPACES THAT REQUIRE ANOTHER PLAYER TO PAY THEM, ONE MIGHT SAY "OH, THAT'S TO OFFSET THEM GETTING PAID ANYTIME SOMEONE ROLLS A TEN" BUT YOU'D BE WRONG AND I'D SHAME YOU FOR THINKING SUCH A WAY. NEXT UP ARE HIVES, YOU CAN ONLY OWN A SINGULAR ONE, WHICH ISN'T UNCOMMON FOR US TROLLS BUT IS A STUPID WAY THE GAME FORCES YOU TO PAY MOST OF YOUR CAEGERS EARLY ON, NOT EVEN BEING WORTH THE PAYOFF AT THE END! THE INGAME LOANS, THEY'RE DUMB AS SHIT, YOU WILL RARELY IF EVER HAVE TO TAKE OUT A LOAN BESIDES CHOOSING SCHOOLFEEDING AT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME WHICH PRETTY MUCH RENDERS THEM INERT AND ONLY GOOD FOR FIREPLACE TINDER ON COLDER ALTERNIAN NIGHTS. OFFSPRING, THOSE GOG-AWFUL GRUBS ARE WORTH *NOTHING* IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THE GAME, THEIR SPOT IS SOLELY FOR GETTING A 'LIFE' TILE AND COULD'VE BEEN REPLACED WITH ANYTHING ELSE, AFTER YOU GET THAT TILE JUST HAND YOUR OFFSPRING TO THE NEAREST SUBJUGGULATOR FOR SOME EXTRA PAINTS. GOING BACK TO THE CAREERS FOR A MOMENT: 'TECH SUPPORT' HAS A STUPID CLAUSE UPON TAKING THE JOB THAT WHENEVER SOMEONE BREAKS THE SPINNER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BOARD *OR* IT GETS STUCK BETWEEN NUMBERS THE PLAYER WITH THAT CAREER GETS PAID *$50'000* WHICH, IS A FUCKTON OF CAEGERS FOR THOSE OF YOU UNFAMILIAR WITH THE CURRENCY. YOU MIGHT CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY IF YOU GET THIS CAREER EARLY ON AND ARE PLAYING WITH A ROWDIER CROWD, *BUT* AND THIS IS A CRUICAL *BUT*, IF SAID ROWDIER CROWD STARTS GETTING FED UP WITH YOU GETTING HELLA STACKS EVERY TIME THEY FUCK UP THE SPINNER THEY MIGHT JUST QUIT THE GAME BEFORE YOU EVEN REACH THE END, THEREFORE FORFEITING YOUR BRAGGING RIGHTS AND (IN MY OPINION) MAKING THE ENTIRE GAME NOT WORTH PLAYING. SO IN CONCLUSION, THE GAME OF LIFE (2002) SUCKS SO MUCH BULGE THAT THERE WILL BE NONE LEFTOVER FOR SECONDS. CONSIDER REVALUATING YOUR LIFE IF YOU EVER DECIDE TO CLAIM YOU 'ENJOY' OR 'LIKE' THIS GAME. TL;DR, THE GAME OF LIFE (2002) IS BAD, FUCKING SUCKS ASS, AND YOU SHOULD PLAY LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE. TL;DR TL;DR, GAME BAD, PLAY OTHER GAMES INSTEAD. THANK FUCK FOR THE FIVE-FIGURE CHARACTER LIMIT ON CHITTR.
kar panini cant read these, ya knoww that right?
I DON'T GIVE THE SLIGHTEST OF SHITS WHAT THAT ROBOT CAN OR CANNOT READ, IT IS THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING AND SHE CAN SUCK MY BULGE FOR ALL I CARE.
@carcinocytoGeneticist did you see the panini edit
VIDI, RELIQUI, FLEVI. THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ON THE MATTER, ERIC
I FUCKING HATE UNØ.
kar wwhen is your kismesis joinin the site
WHEN I DO IT IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU FIRST, AND I'LL MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT
ONE DAY WITHOUT YOUR FISH FLAKES AND YOU'RE COOKED, SERVED ON PAGE ONE OF THE MENU AT THE SEAFOOD PLACE
DESPITE WHAT MY BANNER SHOWS I ONLY PLAY SCUFFED UNØ, IT DOESN'T TAKE MONEY OUT OF MY WALLET AND IT STILLS FUCKS ME OVER THE SAFE #NSFW #UNØ
SAME* GOG DAMMIT, FUCKING TYPOS