Karkat Vantass (streamer)
@carcinocytoGeneticist
I FUCKING HATE UNØ. NO TABLE TOP GAMES ARE SAFE HERE. E-ARTH-C RESIDER. <3< - TAKEN DON'T ASK DMS ARE OPEN, IF YOU DARE (OOC: that one guy from the totally real channel with totally real people and-)
The Chicken Alfredo is what you desire for a meal this evening.
THAT ACTUALLY WAS GOING TO BE MY MEAL. QUITE A GOOD ONE AT THAT
https://64.media.tumblr.com/fe400cd4865b02433567fa497246fb56/tumblr_pdh7gcGaPt1r2617ko1_640.jpg B33 < pawlright whats your prefurred smash hyrule temple spot
DEATH OR GLORY, ALL THE WAY. WON MOST MATCHES ON THIS MAP BY CAMPING IN THAT SPOT
Cola Bottles are the best fruit gummy candy.
A RESPECTABLE PREFERENCE. AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T SAY THOSE GUMMY SHARKS
Gummy sharks are cool, but taste evwwven more rubbery than natural shark leather
PRECISELY THE REASON THEY ARE RIGHTFULLY DISLIKED
A PLATONIC SOULMATE IN MORE HUMAN TERMS. THE TWO IN THAT QUADRANT ESSENTIALLY PACIFY EACH OTHER, OR GROUND THEM IN A SENSE, LEST THEY GET THEMSELVES KILLED OVER PETTY BULLSHIT
REMEMBER TO… UM, YOU KNOW?
SEEMS YOU FORGOT TO REMEMBER TO FORGET
You know what, why DO they call it an oven? i don't see that question being answered very often.
BECAUSE YOU OF OUT THE COLD FOOD OF IN HOT EAT THE FOOD.
==does fileGardeN Not work for like a week wheN you make a Profile?==
USE ANYTHING OTHER THAN FILEGARDEN, FOR YOUR OWN SAKE. I'VE HEARD NOTHING BUT PROBLEMS FROM OTHERS ABOUT IT
invite your kismesis over to watch their favourite movie but subtly edit a few parts of it to drive them insane #dateideas
I SWEAR MY KISMESIS HAS DONE THIS SHIT TO ME. IT DRIVES ME UP THE GOGDAMN WALL AND I HATE HOW WELL IT WORKS
ROBOTS ARE HOT.
COOLING FANS SHOULD HELP YOU AVOID SUCH PROBLEMS
askboxes rlly obligatory for me 2 be a wealthy and cool chittr user?
NO. NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST. PEOPLE CAN BE RELATIVELY COOL WITHOUT THEM
↻ Als∞ Hell∞. ↺
GOOD AFTERNOON ABISUS
AND AT LAST! 11 SHOTS OF ALCOHOL! I COULDN'T BE FUCKD TO READ THE LABEL NOW! CONGRATS CHITTR DOT ING YOU FUCKIN DID IT. 11 INBOXES POSTED IN A SINGLE. HOUR. GOOD GOG. HOW DO PEOPLE USE THIS SITE DAILY. NOW IF YOU. EXCUSE ME. THE HATE-WIFE'S METALLIC ARMS. ARE CALLING TO. ME. GOODLIGHT EVERYON AND FUCK YOU ALL!1!
TYPIG IN BED. I DON'T TINK. I KNOW HOW TO MEAS. URE SHOTS.
I'M TAKING A SHOT(OF WATER) EVERY TIME I SEE AN INBOX POSTED FOR THE NEXT HOUR. THIS AIN'T ME HARPING, I RECOGNIZE THAT I'M THE ASSHOLE AND THAT I COME OFF AS SUCH, AND I UNDERSTAND THE CHASING OF THE BAG. HOWEVER CONSIDER THIS: I'M BORED AND DRANK TOO MUCH CAFFEINE
i'lL TaKe(tInG)ReAl(tInG)ShOtS!
...FUCK IT, REAL SHOTS WITH WATER AS A CHASER. FEELING WHIMSICAL TOLIGHT
↻ I w∞nder h∞w many references t∞ an ∞bscure human vide∞ game fr∞m 1997 I c∞uld make until s∞me∞ne guesses which ∞ne I'm thinking ∞f. Starting first with: "What's y∞ur name? [pause] ∞kay. I'll just call y∞u Ageless-Faceless-Gender-Neutral-Culturally-Ambigu∞us-Adventure-Pers∞n. AFGNCAAP f∞r sh∞rt." ↺
THIS ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THOSE POINT AND CLICK GAMES. WERE THOSE EVEN POPULAR AT THAT TIME?
↻ Yes, it's fr∞m a p∞int-and-click adventure. They were quite p∞pular. ↺
I'M GETTING SOMEWHERE WITH THIS IT SEEMS. SOMEONE WILL GET IT BEFORE ME CERTAINLY, BUT I'LL PONDER THIS OVER WHILE I RESHUFFLE MY DECKS
↻ I am calm n∞w. Please tell me what em∞ti∞n this ev∞kes. The whimsical man refuses t∞ hum∞r me, s∞ I shall hum∞r myself. ↺
MELANCHOLY WITH A SENSE OF PEACE, THOUGH STILL SOMBER-ISH OVERALL
↻ I feel like a d∞g when pe∞ple p∞st. A task that d∞es n∞t require a d∞g. The d∞g is there. A p∞st that d∞es n∞t require an Abisus. Abisus is there. ↺
ABISUS IS THERE AND WE ARE ALL THE BETTER FOR IT
WHAT DO YOU GUYS LIKE? JEEZ.
CARD GAMES AND THE LIKE
MAKING CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES *AND* FRENCH TOAST. THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST BRUNCH KNOWN TO ANYONE
Shaariing iis caariing by thee waay
I'LL MAKE ENOUGH TO SERVE ALL THOSE THAT CARE ABOUT THE SANCTITY OF BRUNCH