♣ mediated by @carcinocytoGeneticist
OF ALL THE REACTIONS I EXPECTED TO GET ON THAT POST, A *MEDIATE* WASN'T ONE OF THEM. WHO THE FUCK MEDIATES SOMEONE WAILING ABOUT A HEADACHE.
Gonna start telling people some random ass Karkat and Dave are my dads.
GO VANTALINGS.
D--> How ethical is it to lobotomise your kismesis? D--> Asking for an acquaintance
im¶not¶gonna¶be¶mercy.
Attention blood players! I want you to join the #clockworkinc research team! Details in dm.
ROBOTS ARE HOT.
ww wwhat??? no, rocky from rocky horror the rock troll elmo hates is named rocco the fuck howw wwould you dress up as rocco???
The same way people tend not to mention squirrels or walks or vets around dogs, yes
i'lL TaKe(tInG)ReAl(tInG)ShOtS!
KEEPING MY CLAWS TO MYSELF.
brꙮ eats brunch - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
C>-- donot·t·t at·t·tt·t·tempt·t·t t·t·to cont·t·tact·t·tme if you are inorganic . or an alien . or generally disobedient·t·t
Y0u kn0w y0uve been d0ing p00rly when karkats start c0ming 0ut 0f the w00dw0rk wanting t0 talk t0 y0u #palebait
having to compete with 1000 karkats for the attention of literally any dave. i give up good night. :/
cant help it. selfcest is pretty fuckin peak
todays meal is a grubwich without the grub an its fully grown grub insted. red flavor with a hint of sweetness
In a race that was rather amusing to watch unfold, Airheads comes out on top of Heath Bar, advancing to the next stage. For this next matchup we have: Circus peanuts (Red reacts) VS. Snickers (black reacts)
CHARACTERS[human]:SET_1 loaded! @tempestuousTomfoolery @genreTwister @glamourGenteel @tenebrificGhosttown
omg kar [twwirls my hair] you care about me like that?
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 lmfao she's directpostin me abt it ૮×ﻌ=ა ♠️ hey human girl if u hate me so much u should kiss me about it ฅ૮×ﻌ⊙აฅ 🗯️ NOT QUADBAITING I FUCKING DONT DO QUADRANTS OK ૮×ﻌoა 💬 just suggesting a lil pitch fling yk ^^^^^^^^^^
I find trolls fascinating; so much more variety, all the different hues of their blood, as opposed to the human uniform red...
karkats are s0 self c0nsci0us but at the same time theyre always the m0st decent guys ar0und
I SHOULD PUT IT TO CHARGE IT'S ALL JUICED OUT. #SUGGESTIVE
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 really liking cavegame dungeoncrawler 2 so far i really like how its more open world than the first one ૮×ﻌ=ა 💬 really wish that open world wasnt gated behind the progression ૮×ﻌ=ა 💬 i mean it makes sense but god damn it let me fight the final boss with starter gear ฅ૮×ﻌ⊙აฅ 🗯️ i will WIN THAT SHIT ૮×ﻌoა 💬 anyway suns coming up. goodlight ^^^^^^^^^^
VvvvvvvvvvvV ฅ૮×ﻌ⊙აฅ 🗯️ everyone shut the FUCK up cavegame dungeoncrawler 2 just came out ฅ૮×ﻌ⊙აฅ 🗯️ fuck everything else rn youre all just fuckmeat to me thi's is more important ฅ૮×ﻌ⊙აฅ 🗯️ kharma signing off for gaming se'ssion im gonna play this 'shit so hard i fill a pail ^^^^^^^^^^
in my karkat era?
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌ=ა 💬 bitch im doin what you said this i's my outbo⚔︎ ^^^^^^^^^^
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 alright bet how big's your bulge ^^^^^^^^^^
I ACTUALLY HAD A REALLY GOOD DAY TODAY. SO PLEASE. AND I REPEAT, PLEASE. NOBODY FUCKING RUIN IT.
its called cultural appropriation kar, i gotta do it as a proper highblood of the empire! im culturally appropriatin human marriage an extendin it to kismesitude
tell yourself that mate
NexT Time C★mmAndeR KARkAT Sh★wS up in Bey★nd CAn★n he beTTeR be ShiRTleSS And hAve A hAiRy cheST #SuggeSTive
i didn't sleep at all that makes fourty eight hours without sleep
its okay you can say you miss your wwifebot
you played one game against me an lost spectacularly, you dont get to make comments like this crabclawws
karkles keeps alot of daves shirts in his stuff and now i duno whos stuff im lookin thru
HELD OUT LONG ENOUGH WITHOUT GIVING IN TO THE WIDESPREAD SOCIAL-MEDIA SLOP VIRUS THAT'S INFECTED EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON I'VE EVER KNOWN, AND WILL PROBABLY INFECT MOST OF THE PEOPLE I'LL EVER MEET IN THE FUTURE, INTO DOWNLOADING THIS PIECE OF SHIT APP. UNFORTUNATELY, IF I HAVE TO SCROLL PAST ONE MORE UNSOLICITED PICTURE OF SOME PERVERT'S BARELY CONCEALED BULGE OR AN AI-GENERATED VIDEO OF ANIMALS DOING RACIST HUMAN CARICATURES ON FINSTAGRAM, I WILL PERSONALLY PAY A VISIT TO THEIR HEADQUARTERS AND HAVE THEIR CORPORATE OFFICE LOOKING LIKE THE LAST ACT OF FUCKING “BRAINDEAD”. SO, I'M HERE. AND I'M FAR FROM FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT IT. BUT, IN THE INTEREST OF TRYING NOT TO BE SUCH A CONFLICT-DRIVEN, TERMINALLY AGITATED CUNT-ASS ALL THE TIME, I'M GOING TO EXTEND THE OLIVE BRANCH AND LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT IF YOU'RE NOT AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK, DON'T BE AFRAID TO INTERACT. - KK
YOU BITCH THIS IS MINE I WWROTE THIS FOR FUCKIN AKI AND DENJI CHAINSAWW MAN RUDE AND EVVIL!!! PROPERTY OF ROMANFISHTANK!!!
*throws car at you*
hi johns and junes! hi roses! hi daves! hi karkats!
I'M ABOUT TO GO TO 'CUPE BUT IT'S WORTH COMMENTING THAT EVERY SINGLE KARKAT THAT I'VE EVER SEEN ON HERE HAS GONE INTO A PERSONAL RANKING I KEEP. IF I'VE SEEN YOU, YES, EVEN YOU RANDOM KARKAT #827462, YOU ARE SOMEWHERE IN THIS MENTAL CHECKLIST I KEEP OF EVERY VERSION OF ME THAT HAS EVER EXISTED. IF YOU'RE THINKING 'WELL, I'M A PRETTY GREAT KARKAT! I IMAGINE I'M AT THE TOP OF THIS LIST!' I GUARANTEE, YOU FECKLESS, SELF-CENTERED PRICK, YOU ARE WAY, WAY, *WAY* DOWN THE LINE. ALL THIS BEING SAID. @CHEEKYGIT IS THE WORST ONE. RIGHT AT THE BOTTOM. I HOPE HORRORTERRORS FLAY YOU FOR SPORT.
NOOOOO rude rude rude i cant believve karkat vvantass is misnamin AND misgenderin me, youre so mean
Nah I c'n worrk with that.
damn someone got all uppity about me hiring damz as a tutor in this game as if she owwns damz? girl im literally in the room wwith her, stop bein territorial, you aint important
bruvv my kismesis cooks for me on the reg, wwhat are you talkin bout
kar... kar... wwere... wwere you playin uno for three nights straight...?
I'M VERY CONTENT NOT THINKING ABOUT MY ALTERNATES. *VERY*. ACTUALLY, WAIT. ONE OF THEM IS OKAY. BUT FOR THE MOST PART THEY'RE SNIVELING WRIGGLERS WITH UNINSPIRING WOES THAT THEY REALLY SHOULD GET THE FUCK OVER ALREADY.
some of u woke up on the wrong side of the bed and that’s ok. you’re like, literally doing exactly what i asked for by keeping me occupied w/ ur crabbiness!!
unbelievvable,smh
:33 < should i bait the kankris again
hes throwwin it back eq hes shakin it fast
MY GM KEEPS ASKIN ME TO ROLL IM SO SCARED
/"how"do"i"get"a"cylinder"out"of"a"tube"filled"with"butter"and"mashed"bananas"\
꧁Surface update. I went outside and did not immediately want to go back inside. Progress. I also bought food by myself. Wrong food. Still ate it. More importantly I found a board game. It is old and complicated and has houses and gates and enemies and something called a "session." There are a concerning number of rules about meteors. Also apparently dying does not necessarily mean you stop playing. I like it. Board game night maybe.꧂
https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/honr.jpg #horse
People judging me for my type smh... Violets are just attractive. That's that.
You’re All So Inspiring, You’ve All Made Me Want To Keep Going! i’m Gonna Play “ain’t That A Kick In The Head Now” And Get To Beating That Shitty Little Human, Have A Good One! #violence #gore #cw-torture
D--> Why do I feel my emotions in my teeth
This is a6surd, and y9u kn9w it. Und9ing my 9wn huskt9p's wriggler safety l9cks is n9t w9rth l9sing a sticker, and neither is accidentally 69rr9wing Aranea's hair6rush with9ut realizing it was hers. I even made sure t9 clean it after I was d9ne s9 if anything y9u 9ught t9 reward me with an additi9nal sticker f9r d9ing s9. Y9u are transparently h9lding me t9 much higher standards than any9ne else, presuma6ly due t9 my 6l99d c9l9r status, and I demand t9 have my star stickers rightfully reinstated. #UnfairTreatment #D9u6leStandards #HighExpectati9ns #High6l99dExpectati9ns #Anti9ffspectrum6ias
I CANT ITS IN MY PROGRAMMING NAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAK
I have closed the fridge. I am not touching the bodies.
What degree of toxicity do we clock the Uno Situation at gang
Karkat loves my posts.
I am quite surprised at the yearning put in my direction. #nsfw
i thought i saww fef and i squealed /neg in real life im so fucked up by her for real
i get more pities wishing for affection than i do yearning like a whore and you know what. it's really not great for my image.
OH SHUT UP AND BE HORNY LIKE THE REST OF US. YOU AREN'T ABOVE THIS.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY FAILED 'ME'S ON THE TIMELINE AT PRESENT.
one time damz played "mecha hitler" wwith the modifier "but hes madly in lovve with you" and tried to convvince me that mecha hitler wwouldnt commit the horrid human crimes because bein in lovve with a troll wwould make him less hateful
WWHY IS THE ERIPREG DISCIRD EMOTE STILL GETTIN REACTS ITS BEEN OVVER AN HOUR!!!
She lives on in hiding. In all of us. Waiting. We are all waiting.
phrog fumigated the vvriskalings, wwe are safe
one of mii mealblock staff has brought up the ydea of servyng 'small grubcakes on a styck' for those wyth smaller acyd tracts and y thought yt was just a marvelous ydea! a pat on the head was gyven and the new food ytem was swyftlii added to the preexystyng selectyon. expect some new goodyes at mii next partii! ::]
IM A HOPE SLUT OUUUGUHUHGUHU I LOVVE MAGIC ITEMS
GUYS THE PESTERAFTERPARTY HAVVE ALL CHANGED THEIR ICONS AND NAMES TO VVRISKA I NEED HELP OR DEATH WWHICHEVVER IS EASIER
My companions are all asleep. Help me choose what to cook tonight. ♡: Mysterious unlaBelled canned soup ♤: Mysterious unlaBelled canned soup ◇: Mysterious unlaBelled canned soup ♧: Cereal
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