@packageHandler — #nsfw
bein' depressed but horny at the same time feels fuCked up 'n' there just ain't no way to deal with that without it feelin' weird. 'Cept sleep. whiCh i'm doin' for real now. bye.
final thou6ht of the ni6ht: uhhhhhhh dm me rumblespheres idk byeee #postsiwillre6retlater
i mean i'm way too nervous to aCtually ask anyone to do that. but like. y'know. if someone did. that'd be Cool.
wait you Can just ask people to send you bul6e in your messa6es 'n' they'll do it??
((casual ooc post to clarify that Curree's anatomy below the belt is humanoid in nature. Which is to say he has a dick and not whatever fanon came up with for troll reproductive organs. I never really liked tentabulges for my characters so uh... Curree doesn't have one. Just a regular humanoid schlongus for Curree and no nook to speak of.)) #nsfw #ooc ((If you see him referring to his 'bulge' he means his peanits. If he refers to his 'nook' then he's probably talking about his five-star cake-loaded bakery. His bum. His butt. Sorry if that disappoints any prospective Curree Fuckers™ it's just how I be fe...Read more
before i 6o: i like that we 6ot folks bein' upset about a fuCkin' breastmilk rankin', but that Cronus 6uy 6ets to keep postin' his predator's 6uide 'n' we're just fine with that. don't think y'all really 6ot a le6 t'stand on for this one, m'afraid.
i don't wanna think about horrorterrors outside of stupid fetishes for a little bit.
so if that really was posnah, i'm 6onna skin that dis6ustin' purple motherfuCker 'n' throw his flayed livin' body into the fuCkin' sea. bon appetit, asshole. #violenCe #6ore
i did have a wildly horny dream but like all horny dreams i ever have it 6ot Close to the 6ood stuff then suddenly redireCted. three times. woe is me. #dreamsarejustlies
ps: if ya do somehow know where i live, then Come 6et in the Cupe with me. be niCe to Cuddle up with someone. ...or for someone to do more than just Cuddle me, if that's in yer interest...~ >◡o
final thou6ht before nap: 6irlbul6e... boybul6e... enbybul6e... shit, i just like seein' bul6e in 6eneral! ^◡^
final thou6ht of the ni6ht: i know i've talked about my desires involvin6 horrorterrors before. now i'm kinda hopin6 they just explode my mind so i don't 6otta think about shit so muCh. ta66in6 nsfw just in Case
oh ri6ht, that 6irl or6y thin6 is happenin'! Can't be there. obviously. not a 6irl. but if y'are there, just remember to know yer limits 'n' yer boundaries! if someone's makin' ya unComfortable, ya tell 'em strai6ht up t'baCk off! and if they try 'n' forCe somethin' on ya that ya don't want? Cull the bitCh! most importantly: y'all have fun. ^◡^
phew! well, that's all i need to do, so i'm 6onna turn in for some sleep now. final thou6ht of the ni6ht: when the 6oin' 6ets tou6h, the tou6h... start thinkin' about... Cute Chubby 6als... and snu66lin' with 'em... kissin' some... then lettin' 'er smother you with her... ... ...what was i talkin' about a6ain? oh ri6ht, sleep! 6ood li6ht, friends! ^◡^
...i didn't know drones Could *be* horny.
wish i Could 6et embraCed by the horrorterrors 'n' their definitely real not made up desire to put tentaCles in my holes over 'n' over for all eternity as their way of showin6 they love me but unfortunately i don't think i'm 6onna 6et that. anyway naptime byeee
final thou6ht of the ni6ht: i had somethin' else to say, but 6ojirezi popped up in my notifs as i was typin'. so now my final thou6ht is if she piCked me up 'n' 6ave me a kaiju smooCh there is a non-zero ChanCe that i would explode in at least two ways with one bein6 literal. i will not be elaboratin6 further. o◡o
let's not Confuse bein' naked with bein' inherently #su66estive or sexual in nature or nothin' now. y'Can be bare 'n' not have it be a whole thin6. sometimes y'just don't 6ot Clothes on. ain't that deep.
i don't know what votin' is 6oin' on but as far as the whole toppin6/bottomin6 thin6 6oes, it's a little bit of a moot point t'me beCause i'm both a bottom 'n' a submissive, so-- ^◡^' #su66estive
final thou6ht of the ni6ht: 6irls... women, even... 6irlbul6es, perhaps... @◡@
apparently i'm 6oin6 to be #hornypostin6 ri6ht now. i wanna 6et manhandled by someone bi66er than me kinda fuCkin' bad???
final #hornypostin6 of the ni6ht... 6osh what i wouldn't 6ive t'be 6ettin' my ass fuCkin' pounded atop someone's desk ri6ht 'bout now... u◡u
ps uhhhh jerk off on me while i'm sleepin6 i dunno bye #hornypostin6 #sorryimreally6oin6now #openinvitation
final thou6ht of the ni6ht and it's #hornypostin': what if someone broke into my hive while i was sleepin' and had their way with my naked vulnerable body in a sexual fashion ahahaha wouldn't that be Crazy hahaaaa... please? ...ta66in for potential CnC 'Cus it's not stated but it Could be reasonably inferred i reCkon.
final #hornypostin' thou6ht before i 6o: kinda want someone t'hold me Close and Caress me and kiss me all possessive like while they're fuCkin' my rump and Callin' me a 6ood boy. u◡u
oh ri6ht, we 6ettin' to the #nsfw part of the ni6ht..?
yeah i'd jump on #fuCkyourfriendsfriday but uhhh i don't think that's 6onna happen for me. ^◡^' #nsfw
as a mailman, please fuCk the mailman. o◡o #nsfw
final thou6ht of the pre-nap: quadrants Confusin'. rumblespheres soft. people hard. bul6es hot. world shitty. nook warm. head hurt. just Courier. #nsfw see y'all soon. u︵u
niCe window, jaCkass. headin' baCk home. 6ot a headaChe Comin' on. 6onna jaCk off and then sleep. things just feel fuCked today. ain't sure why. doesn't matter i 6uess. see y'all later on. >︵< #nsfw Cus i'm talkin' about touChin' my bul6e a bunCh.
first delivery is done. but honestly i just wish i was 6ettin' railed hard ri6ht now. >︵< #nsfw #hornypostin'
but what i'm really thinkin' of ri6ht now is bul6e, 6otta be honest with ya. breakfast just ain't 6ot nothin' on bul6e. #nsfw #hornypostin' ^◡^
well, now i'm just 6onna be thinkin' about naked women danCin' around a fire for the next few hours. thanks rose. 0/◡/0 #nsfw
#hornypostin' is somethin' that i may do at any 6iven moment so i am sorry for that. or you are welCome if the #nsfw stuff 6ets yer motor runnin'! ^◡^
final thou6ht of the pre-nap: ...i'm really into #somnophilia. i really like the idea of someone usin' me to 6et off while i'm sleepin'. you may Consider that an open invitation. ^◡^ #nsfw #nsfwe too maybe.
jeez, i dunno what 6ot into me toni6ht, but i am... fired up in *that* #su66estive kinda way! i 6otta 6o take a nap before i start askin' folks to slide into my dm's with #nsfw topiCs and ideas... whiCh i mean, please do if you want to-- ahem. i mean. see ya..! >/◡/<
#fuCkfriday and yet here i am, my preCious reCtum untouChed and unobliterated. this is a tra6edy beyond Compare. i hate that i wrote this post. #nsfw
i'm sorry i'm super tentaCle foCused today, saw one darn #nsfw post about 'em earlier and remembered that they're one of my favourite fantasies ever of all time. so now it just keeps bounCin' around inside my thinkpan, teasin' me with the tantalisin' ideas that just ain't somethin' that Can happen, i don't think. life ain't fair. Can't have shit on alternia. u︵u
#nsfw horrorterror tentaCle 6an6ban6s... O◡O'
i have so many #nsfw thou6hts in the ni6ht that it's a miraCle i don't post all kinds of Crazy Crap on the timeline re6ularly. y'all are spared from what would be my rampant hornypostin'.
6otta wonder thou6h, why's it a *yarn* bad6e speCifiCally? is it some kinda bonda6e thing? a peCuliar kitty referenCe? or is it just... born with a heart full've yarn? 'Cus i don't know how 6ood it'd be for wran6lin' folks, but i ain't ever tried. #nsfw #ithink #su66estive
...okay one little #nsfw horny post for me as a treat before i sCoot off to nap. i *really* like tentaCles. like... just a whole bunCh of 6rabby, writhin' bastards 6ropin' and feelin' and squeezin'... somethin' about it all is just so... exhilaratin' to think about. but uh, just a fantasy. dream. dunno. been on my mind. so uhhh... yeah. naptime. don't be perCeivin' me.
that was kind of a roundabout way of sayin' "show me your bul6e in my private messa6es" to literally everyone ever. i shouldn't be postin' while i'm so tired. but uhhh also do totally do that pleeeeeeeease~ >/◡/o #nsfw
hell. i'm in the four-hour-sleep death spiral. this suCks in a not fun way. but it does mean i 6et to 6o be Comfy in the Cupe a6ain i 6uess soooo... have fun postin' about spheres and nooks and bul6es and all that other fun stuff! i will look at all of it respeCtfully provided i Can find any've it when i wake up! 6ood li6ht!~ ^◡^; #nsfw (Cus i for6ot)
6onna have to use your ima6ination for seein' me naked, m'afraid. haven't really tried takin' a piCture of myself and i probably shouldn't! #nsfw
missed whatever was happenin' these last few hours! i'm 6oin' to 6et me some sleep. hopefully i 6et to dream about... i dunno. 6irlbul6e probably? those're always fun dreams... 6'li6ht! u◡u #nsfw
hole. #nsfw beCause i fell into it. nearly broke my darn le6.
alri6ht, i was foolin' earlier. not 'bout the story, that did aCtually happen. my real #nsfw Confession: when i'm travellin' throu6h say, plains or forests or uh, just anywhere that ain't heavily populated, i'll find the time to... whip it out and... and i'll treat myself to some 'self-Care' out in the open. pretty sure no one's seen me doin' it. but the wind feels so niCe, and that someone Could be takin' a peek is kind've exCitin', and it all feels so free that i just... but! i make sure there ain't no mess that 6ets on anythin' i have to be deliverin'. i mi6ht be a bit of a freaky feller for doin...Read more
uhh... #nsfw, that's not safe for work ri6ht? 6uess i 6ot a Confession for this. had to deliver a paCka6e for one side of a pitCh Couple onCe. had to be super Careful on the delivery route, y'see, 'Cus it was a hi6hly volatile explosive deviCe! well i 6ot me within a half-bloCk of this fellas hive, and i'm so darn nervous that my boot CatChes the sidewalk wron6 and i trip ri6ht up. now as ya mi6ht ima6ine, i paniCked. muCh as i like bein' blown to a million lil' pieCes, and i don't, i 6ot a job to Complete! but this fellas hive, it's ri6ht there, ri6ht in front've me. so i huCked it, hard as i Could...Read more