♦ pitied by @packageHandler
how do you get an egbert off the roof if he's high af time sensitive(lmao) question
] AM EV][ NOW ] W][[ D]SREGARD WORKP[ACE SAFETY ] W][[ ON[Y POST THE WOR[D'S MOST CUTT]NG EDGE MEMES
W⌖⌖lbeasts are all shaved. They ⌖ughta be feelin' nice 'n light right ab⌖ut n⌖w. Must feel real g⌖⌖d f⌖r 'em. Least, I h⌖pe it d⌖es. N⌖w I jus' g⌖tta sell all this w⌖⌖l. Ain't n⌖ thing. 𓍯
࣪⊹₊˚{ https://i.ibb.co/5x1JcvNc/cullhim.jpg }˚₊⊹ ࣪
[I JU$T RE#EIVED A #ALL THEY ARE GOING TO #OME AND IN$PE#T THE #ORPORATION EMPIRE $TATE #IMFU#KED #FU#KKKK #HELP!!!!!!]
maybe you would learn the slightest bit of fucking tact!!!
actually no! i hope the closest person to you in the entire multiverse gets culled tomorrow!!
G4H, 1 H4V3 4 SM4LL H34D4CH3.
evening… sorry i have been absent all day im having one of those days where im not sick but low energy enough that it kinda makes certain people i live with act like im dying or something haha i just now got a chance to get ahold of my phone so whats up?
W3LL, TH4T SUR3 D1D H4PP3N TO M3. >:'] 1'M 4ROUND NOW.
:33 < efurry dave in existence has a matespurrite :33 < but i don't??? what the furrickin fuck
I apparently made the mistake of being a little too content with the world! I was humming to myself while I was cleaning windows, And then got told to cut it out for being weird. Fucking fantastic. I really shouldn't use my voice ever again, huh? Can't even fucking hum.
38/ Bulget)(ing makes me a bit sad! 38) C)(eer your empress up!
i appreciate it, curree. i ap0l0gize if i w0rried y0u at all. ribbit. y0u are very kind as well.
I've hit a new low. The 10k grubs account blocked me.
it's hard dealing with things that y0u th0ught y0u were 0ver already. but i kn0w that i have been f00ling myself f0r awhile. ribbit. maybe staying like this was a mistake.
Finally. An out§ide u§e for the deadpan glare. Never let them know your next move. #Angel§Nutritionblock
GOD TH4T FUCK1NG WHORS3 GOT CH1TTR, PROB4BLY GONN4 B3 W4TCH1NG 3V3RYTH1NG 1 POST, L34ST DONT H4V3 TO SUBTLY 4SK FOR WH3N 1 W4NT TH4T FUCK3D UP ST4LL1ON BULG3 1NS1D3 M3, STUP1D SW34TY FUCK #NSFW #H4T3TH4TSTUP1DWHORS3SOMUCH
- I amm REALLY hoping mmy mmoirail refrains fromm culling this guy. 😬☹️ - It is genuinely within her rights... but I just want to creamm himm live and in front of everyone on #AngelsNutritionBlock first! 🤣🤣🍳🍳 #WatchThisSpace #TheSpaceWhereICreammHimm
< I have it on good authority from my ssourcess that Air Portss are intentionally dessigned in a maze like way to wasste your time and causse you to missss your flight. S"ince they rebook it I can only ssummisse that it iss done to causse grief and only grief ssince ssomeone enjoyss it. #tereusstypingss :>~
xx_moar_of_u_need_ur_faces_in_ur_pfps_cuz_i_wanna_see_how_KYOOT_u_all_are_so_i_can_iamgine_gibvign_u_a_foread_kissay_xx
-=[ i ww ish youcould de lete chitt s x-)_☺]=-
^^ Yes, good evening, thank you milk boy. ^^
#theꚂleepfulꚂnoozer #Ꚃleeppilled #reꚂtmaxxing #Ꚃlumbermogged
⋆˚🐾˖°re: the delivizcerator zitch i ran and barked and zavaged 2 cloze 2 the zun nd now i have 0% energy and it zux!!! i'm liek totez weak and feeble and helplezz and probably couldn't even ztop zomebody from catching n taming me rn which would be zo zuckz #penzive°˖🐾˚⋆
>--D=Bouncing=on=it=in=a=way=that=makes=you=wonder=if=I'm=the=only=real=thing=in=existence=haha=:P=#nsfw//<
One of th' gals at th' marrket asked me if I wanted t' go ferr a "rroll in th' hay" with herr. I said no, cuz I was busy, but I'm kinda confused. Hay is rreal scrratchy and itchy, why th' hell d'ya wanna rroll arround in it? Just seems uncomforrtable.
Goddamn bleatbeast ate one of my tops. Bastarrd.
c< bOuNciNg ON it iN a way tHat is wHOlly just.... fucKed up aNd evil #suggestive #Nsfw? i tHiNK, fucKeN wHatever >c
🌊 Watahh rwwunning d🫧wwn my face wwatahhh🏄
damn dude thats some crazy shit that i did not understand at all. sorry that happened or happy for you.
⋆˚🐾˖°bouncin on it in a way that iz rezpectful n polite #nzfw°˖🐾˚⋆
Just to be aware, just testing a retcon for this character and starting from scratch with them. Arolin Sempes is a 42 sweep old violetblood who is trapped on Earth. /This/ version of Earth, in our universe, where Homestuck is a work of fiction. And they're really a troll. They're a bit of a music nerd and are just a nerd in general. And now we're starting from square one.
some nights i wish i had someone i could spend time with but id be too afraid of getting too attached to something tempurrary >X/
🦑🦑🐚🫧🦑 w𖦹ahh sum 𖦹f yall are harshinggg the vibez... nawt c𖦹𖦹l 🌊🐠🐬🪸🌀
Can DMs have an "I'm too under-the-influence to be messaging right now" switch, please? #substance
4LR1GHT, 1'M D1STR4CT1NG MYS3LF FROM SL33P. 1'M H34D1NG OFF NOW, N1GHT!!!
Genuinely aboout too goo apeshit
= B(---> Stop Pitying My Chitts You Pukes
Ha see????? Made it out perfectly fucking fine. Nothing can keep old Jack down.
BL4H, TOD4Y'S ON3 OF THOS3 D4YS WH3R3 1'M R4NDOMLY DOWN. >:/
>> ¡ need everyone #H¡meroPoડt¡ng to know that my puડher w¡11 never recover from th¡ડ ♥️+♦️ 🥹
I don't know why, but...I seem to find myself running into Clown women a LOT. Very...large Clown WOMEN. In every sense of the WORD... #nsfw https://file.garden/aeE4hfGxABo1ErBx/BimboHiding.png
me, a non-christian, influencing my friends to read the bible so they can fuck with gideon better https://tenor.com/view/malevolent-emoji-gif-1441400267901750547 ))
...k old man go bcka to sledp ,ggoodljgbt...
i t)(oug)(t nook and bulge were already ungendered to begin wit)( #nsfw
We Also Love Nonbinary Bulge And Nook In This Hive, To Be Clear. #nsfw #positive
❥ Suოtiოεs ოy grubscars itch rεεly bad 4 nooo rεasfin sigh!! ｡˚○
She keeps saying that "Space And Time" are overrated and is now flashing green a bit. Shes starting to scare me.
((Not Chittr reminding my irl sick butt to drink ginger ale))
Alas, I do not believe my robotic form is sanctioned for evaluation and appraisal by the Bulge Freak™. #NSFW
Are...dms supposed to be happening. Is that the ne≈ trend.
It's been a while. Chitting while oon my #hoorselainthroone https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/04/08/phootoo_2026-04-08_15-48-56.jpg
bein sick dy 2 elctric boogmloo
One of the guy∆ cro∆∆ed out my name and wrote 'femcel' on my lunch bag today! They're ∆o ∆illy!
Well yeah i have many loowblooood friends heh. Almoost all oof them are WARMBLООООDS actually. Yoou can call me....an ally. Oone oof the gooood oones i guess. Heh. *i pull my fedoora doown oover my eyes smiling mysterioously* *my fedoora rips because oof my hoorns making me looook like a coomplete idioot*
the sunn is risinng, annd i donnt have anny shade. uh oh
⚇ i've been told. ⚇ by my moirail. ⚇ to be nicer to the shitbloods. ⚇
half asleep bath chitting
I read some stimulating words about men wanting a woman who powerscales, and what I could only imagine would be my mother’s words echoed in my head as though I tried to bike indoors: “Powerscaling the dishes piling up in the sink against your dish soap reserves. Powerscaling the upstairs shower stream fusion hybrid form body wash against your 11 zenkai boosted 3 fold moons unwashed state. Powerscaling you in base form against a plate of steamed vegetables and greens.” You see the joke is funny, because we didn’t talk often enough and I have little certainty of if she would actually say this.
fuck i gotta book a massage or some shit i can feel my bones crunching and its cutting into my speed
I could totally pail ∆omeone if I wanted to! It'∆ totally a choice to be a virgin I ∆wear!!! No matter what everyone in the office ∆ay∆! #n∆fw
1f 1 st4rt3d cry1ng wh1l3 w3 w3r3 fuck1ng, would you fuck m3 h4rd3r?? >8] th1s 1s tot4lly 4 r3qu3st. #nsfw
I like topping other girls as much as I do bottoming, but if a guy isn't topping me I'm probably going to riot and just get bored pussies are so much more fun. #nsfw
"= fuck thissss. actually. ="
TO TH4T P3RSON TH4T F33LS 4 C3RT41N W4Y 4T TH3 C4RS FR4NCH1S3 HOW DO3S TH1S 1M4G3 M4K3 YOU F33L? HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/73FC86FB35C1.PNG #D4SHW4TCH1NG #D4SHL1CK1NG #D4SHSM3LL1NG
>--D=I=am=beginning=to=see=bigger=and=bigger=gaps=between=the=foliage=I=think==I=am=actually=getting=close=to=completing=my=path=out=of=the=forest==:D//<
- Ow #Ow #MyNugbone #MyGanderBuylb
Carrying A Fucking Recuperacoon Down The Stairs Fml
☆~𖦹 I was taking a stroll down town earlier when I realised that I could not remember what pair of shoes I put on before going out. I tried to do the obvious thing and look down to check my feet, but when I did I was quickly greeted by a huge obstacle #nsfw https://file.garden/adG5wYUl0F9NXIJJ/Look.jpeg 𖦹~☆
concept: you are long distance matesprits with @bulgeCurator laying back nervously and closing your eyes as you feel her psionic touch between your legs honing in on where you need attention your dms together are open on the palmhusk in your hand "okayiveneverdonethisbefore" she texts you "just go slow and be careful" you respond you think about where she is and what shes doing hoping that she feels just as good as you do when the tension of her buzzing viewpoint psionics close around you like a warm vice you shutter out a shocked noise and force your eyes to focus on the screen of your palmhusk "uhm doesthatfeelokay" it reads "kkeep going" you respond desperately with shaking hands she doesnt stop until she learns everything she possibly could about you (tags: Reader/Bulge Curator, #nsfw, long distance, esex, psionicjob, psijob, long distance psijob, flushfic, smutty fluffy,
I smashed my hip against the corner of the table and now it hurts to move my leg. Great, brilliant, just what I needed°❀.࿔
GOOD N3WS TH3 UND34D D1D NOT G3T M3 DUR1NG MY SL33P. UNFORTUN4T3LY, 1 H4V3 GOT TH3 GN4RL13ST BURN FROM TH3 SUN 4S 1 SL3PT ON TH3 S4ND 4T TH3 B34CH! #1H4T3TH1S #FUCKTH1S #SUNTO4ST3D #14M1N4GONY #FORGOTTH3SUNBLOCK #TH1SV4C4T1ONSUCKS
࣪⊹₊˚{ all of this rage baiting is making me SO sleepy! youre all just too easy to hook! }^7^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
ouch. my cannopy came apart. annd a stick hit me onn the nnugbonne.
Is that bulge guy okay? Like, psychologically?
࣪⊹₊˚{ four the record, i dont flarp anymore. but i can say this as an expert. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ any men out there who flarp are totes only doing it four attention from the girls that play. thats LITERALLY the only reason 4 out of 5 of them even own a game grub four it. }>u>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
In hindsight I should've been more offended that my pulchritude wasn't maxed out either. That's like my thing! I'm the pulchritude guy! #vagueposting
This just in: Japanese-style peanuts are not actually from Japan.
࣪⊹₊˚{ okayyyy, well, you will be dealt with eventually. when the stars are right. #drones }>u>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
That post nut/high clarity hits hard #nsfw
OOC Hi I'm super inactive here because my workplace literally blocked this website on their wifi and I work a lot lmao\\
Slept like shit. Kept waking up. Might try to have a low stimuli day to see if that resets my nervous system.
𓁺 1 PUT ON 4 POT OF T34 TO ST4RT TH3 CYCL3 OFF R1GHT BUT 3V3RY FUCK1NG H1GHBLOOD TH4T C4M3 THROUGH TH3 SH4R3D NUTR1T1ONBLOCK H4S D3C1D3D TO DR1NK 1T SO NOW 1 C4N'T H4V3 MY N1C3 HOT L34F W4T3R >:[ 𓁺
Lunchtime! I think ∆omeone in the office took my ∆andwich out the fridge but that'∆ okay.... I'll ju∆t have a little bi∆cuit for lunch......
i wish i had bulge viewing psionics im just stuck with the voices of the dead telling me how much they hate me and how they know i should have died in the explosion without a single moment of silence since i was dragged out of the treeaboo village rubble but at least i can move heavy things sometimes i guess you know things that are two pounds maybe (tags: The Rankmaid/Psionics, #nsfw, at least some of them like my work, im supposed to leave my hive later and im sick over it, archive rating: M)
I'm goonna eat my sloop #mysloop #breakfast #ispilledhootsludgeoonmybooxers #hurtslikehell #oow #oow #oow #oow
t[] be h[]nest k][nda hate the []nly p][ctures ][ have t[] hand rn. []ughta take an[]ther []ne s[]met][me.
i have looked up what the weird tail thing is and apparently its a thing called a butt plug and i have washed my hands several times #nsfw
B33 < nyall dont even remembpurr spiderbot
∻Sh☢uld I p☢st bulge since it's bulge p☢sting Thursday ☢r whatever... N☢. I shan't. ☢nly tr☢lls that recycle may see my wriggling wrecker. #nsfw #bulgetuesday∻
I'd post something but I feel like I'd get judged
∻Feeling cute. Mislabeled my c☢nc☢cti☢ns. Might p☢st things I'll regret. #meanderingm☢nday∻
♤ i will be. just gotta find a medkit while trying to keep my blood off the carpet of the hotel room, and without letting ves see me like this ♤
♤ [A photo from a tripod's perspective. Kismet's left arm has a few rough cuts oozing with fuchsia blood, the tips of his fingers on his other hand tinged fuchsia. His hair is a mess, and his eyeshadow runs from his eyes. His expression reads guilt. #gore #cw-self-harm ] ♤
♤ I'm Back Inside Now. Some Passerby Told Me To Cover Up. Lmao ♤
Oopsie! Knocked over my lantern again, so clumsy! Fortun8tly I have several extras to keep my patients a8le to see my reassuring smile as I ease their 8ches and pains! Unfortun8tely I fear Old Sawyer Jenkin is out of hive now. ::::(
Which one of the jades left a gun with the 10,002 grubs ⟡ ⟡ Irresponsible ⟡ ⟡ I had to fix a grub and then two more showed up ⚜ ⚜ ⚜ (,,◜ᴗ◝,,) they are so vvery cute ⟡ #grub #nogunsinthecavverns #grubproof
hElP.. MeSsIaH PlZ Y iM ViOlNtLy IlL :''0(
<<"i keep seeing people i relate to wanting to be normal... i didn't think i was that bad...">> <<"i want you all to be happy but please don't leave me behind.........">>
|--[ sOmetimes i think ABOut whAt used tO Be. whAt plAns we hAd, whAt the future cOuld hAve held. even thOugh i cAnnOt fOrgive yOu, i cAnnOt fOrgive myself either. i hOpe yOu Are well. #vent #vAguepOst ]-->
YOU KNOW 1 TH1NK SOM3 P3OPL3 FORG3T TH4T 1 4M ST1LL T3R3Z1 3V3N THOUGH 1M 4 SPR1T3 L1K3 TH3 ONLY R34L D1FF3R3NC3 H3R3 1S TH4T 1M R3D 4ND 4 COOL 4S FUCK DR4GON NOW >:/ 1S TH1S HOW D4V3SPR1T3 F3LT >:?
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i’m gustarting to think this cooking thing is gunot for me… uehhhh (╥ ᴥ ╥) https://i.ibb.co/QhTgfjD/IMG-5681.png
< Doess anyone elsse have to deal with thiss? S"tupid Lussuss won't let me into my own housse LET ME IN I GOT S"TUFF IN THERE. httpss://f2.toyhou.sse/file/f2-toyhou-sse/imagess/118978756_bA6YruDOMJzrS"ac.png :>~
// please don't interact with my nsfw posts if your account is a family member of Jade. And especially don't do that if your account is her daughter. It makes me extremely uncomfortable
You All Disgust Me. Keep Your Bulges In Your Pants.............
>>| .i saw trans badge .of .a couple .of people. but will there be yaoi/yuri badges .or something similar?
I Was Wrong, There Is An Amount Of Mental Duress That Can Keep Me From #hornyposting. #nsfw #seriouslythough #ow
I know why guys stray away from me. 1. I am too bold and whimsical, I will hit on a man i find 2. One horn of mine is broken and no less has piercings through it. 3. I work out more than other lady violets, my thighs can crack a skull if not careful ;)
i'm saying this before it hits / if i post weird stuff while high / please ignore it #substance
i founnd ann axe. it looks old
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა oh. oh⁀oh⁀oh. uh. this⁀is⁀quite⁀the⁀uniform. the⁀head⁀mediculler⁀thinks⁀it⁀is⁀important⁀to⁀ease⁀people. i⁀think⁀she⁀just⁀likes⁀seeing⁀binkii⁀in⁀something⁀strange! i⁀am⁀trying⁀to⁀work⁀here! binkii⁀is⁀glad⁀she⁀has⁀glo(V)es.
I have very few exciting things to+ chit, unfo+rtunately. Mo+st o+f my time is spent at my desk fro+zen by indecisio+n and wasting half the night deciding between two+ fabrics. It go+t to+ the po+int where it slipped my mind fo+r a mo+ment that I can be in the sunlight, and I tried to+ avo+id the light shining thro+ugh my windo+w. Truly embarrassing.
i founnd a boxcar. it looks spacious. a place to stay?
picks up my phone looks on here puts down my phone
D --> I don't know what I expect. Most of those who would know a version of me have Strong opinions. I don't blame them, I was terrible as a youth, I've a few here, some who have gotten better, others not so much. But I won't give up. An uphill battle is still a battle, something I will face head on.
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა oh⁀shoot⁀oh⁀shoot⁀oh⁀dang!!! the⁀distribution⁀center⁀i⁀work⁀out⁀of⁀has⁀been⁀quarantined⁀for⁀an⁀in(V)estigation. dangit! i⁀guess⁀i⁀gotta⁀doubleshift⁀as⁀a⁀fleshmender! perhaps⁀i⁀should⁀put⁀on⁀a⁀uniform? i⁀do⁀not⁀know. either⁀way⁀my⁀needles⁀and⁀stitching⁀materials⁀are⁀all⁀ready. i⁀ha(V)e⁀only⁀e(V)er⁀done⁀partial⁀work⁀as⁀the⁀sort⁀who⁀runs⁀around. is⁀there⁀a⁀specific⁀kind⁀of⁀attire⁀i⁀should⁀wear⁀if⁀i⁀am⁀actually⁀at⁀a⁀proper⁀medical⁀facility?
Y'all Phuntr and Glurpi are fighting oover me can yoou believe it
le sign i stll need a hug
THAT ISN’T WHAT I REALISED. I GUESS I DID REALISE IT. BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT. #REALISINGPOSTING
*Hssssst* {〷} why did i wake up. fuck my θttupid chunguθ life. €〱 *paah*
I tried to say Hi and I think that's really all that matters. Even if I have no idea what they said back to me or really even what the post i commented on said.
My public apooloogy Earlier aboout i made a chitt suggesting that famoous Chittr user Phuntr Guynax is interested in my bulge and shamegloobes. This is in fact noot true and i am deeply ashamed foor bringing light too such lies. Phuntr Guynax has noo affiliatioon with my bulge and never expressed any interest in it. I am very soorry and i proomise it woon't happen again (it proobably will 8/). Please foorgive me and return my gloobes too me #coontrooversioonal
♤ Thank You Curree. Truthfully I'm Just Travelling With Shi Until I Get Bored And Then She'll Drop Me Off Somewhere ♤
♤ [A picture of Kismet, standing at the passenger side of the same truck commonly seen throughout his adventures. Leaning against the hood is Shiloh, facing away from the camera. Kismet looks happy, having been able to change back into one of his usual outfits, bandages still covering his arms and legs. Captioned "♤ #Roadtrip! ♤"] ♤
hanging out with friends / who plan on getting high with me / and following a troll bob ross video / i don't know if i can afford having the munchies though
∻Wh☢ever's g☢nna end up hanging with me t☢night, this is h☢w the night's g☢nna end. #nsfw https://file.garden/aeuWDCVxx2XDWdvG/20251014_184812.jpg∻
<<"f-fair, i, um... m-might have done the same once...">>
i was making 𖦹u𐕣 wi𐕣h a pic𐕣ure 𖦹f myself 𖦹n my m𖦹ni𐕣𖦹r i fucking l𖦹ve myself bu𐕣 i d𖦹 wish she ge𐕣s run 𖦹ver s𖦹me𐕣imes jus𐕣 s𖦹me𐕣imes
<<"m-made it out of the shower... o-only spent a little while imagining the warmth was from another troll instead of the water...">>
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck 8[
♤ Having A Balcony Is Nice. Just Being Able To See The World Around From The Comfort Of Hive. But Until My Hive Moves, It Is The Same View. I Gotta Get Out Of Here. ♤
❥ I fink Id look rεεly nicε in soოεfin tεal...ოaybε Ill try it suო day!! But is that disrεspεctful for suო1 ധhos naut tεal?? >_<, ｡˚○
I Will Apologize Later. Not Safe Yet.
[[ haha she is such a sad lesbian
>- Imm finne by the way please keep your lusii innside if possible whenn theyre carnnivorous annd cann smmell cobalt blood fromm across ann abanndonned mmall -<
♤ I Wasn't Aware Of Lusii Presence In The Woods Across From My Hive, Apologies ♤
<<"going to take a shower... hope i can stay focused on getting clean this time, instead of standing there for hours...">>
♤ Are You Seriously Spiting Me Right Now ♤
♤ I Ran Into A Beast In The Woods. I Managed To Get Away But Not Without A Few Scratches... ♤
♤ [A photo from Kismet. He's outside his hive, sitting on the front steps. He looks distressed, his shirt is torn, pants ripped at the thigh opening, and his arms have various small scrapes and cuts. He's not looking at the camera. Nor is he holding it. There's shoes peeking in at the bottom of the frame, indicating that someone else took the photo on his behalf.] ♤
♤ [A video of Kismet. It's taken from a low angle, a guilty expression on his face as his eyes look down at the camera, and back up to someone out of frame, audibly pacing and lecturing him. His arm has bandages where scrapes and cuts were prior, and instead of his iconic outfit, he was in a stark white medical gown.] ♤
♤ Honestly Kinda Relieved I Didn't Run Into Lajunn Out There. Dunno What I Would've Done If I Did. Or What They Would've Done. ♤
♤ I Actually Hate Being Stuck In The Infirmary. I Know I'm A Fuchsia And Under Ordinary Circumstances Could Order My Expeditious Release My In-Hive Mediculler Is Scary And She Knows I'm Afraid Of Her ♤
♤ Well The Doc Is Making Me Turn In My Palmhusk For The Day. Status Update Tomorrow ♤
a fuschia blooood pitied my last poost soo noow im goonna spend even moore mooney oout oof spite. i refuse too be pitied by a sea dwellin' fucker
✪alriiighttt, wadya lose your hand on show the goods✪ ﹏﹏﹏🐏
where is 𐕣he freaky indig𖦹bl𖦹𖦹d girl i miss her she really unders𐕣𖦹𖦹d me
...um so update I fell asleep anyway and had like three daymares in a row and now the world is all blurry.
Hahahha New Profile Picture Guys Hahahahahahahaha https://file.garden/zrdxshyrrgxh449j/img_7421_cropped.png
>- Imm alive I prommise, I just got all caught up hidinng inn a buildinng fromm a big mmonnster. -<
3833 < Alright, everyone wish my puppy the most luck, she is getting her nails trimmed first. > 3<833
3833 < The dreaded day draws ever nearer... > 3833 < Claw trimming day. > 38[[
Update: I survived. Update 2: I forgot to add salt to the bread dough I started.
If it's who I think, chances are he wouldn't mind you calling him that
<<"i-i know, b-but, i'd just worry, l-like... what if they didn't feel the same way? w-what if i was making myself look like a stupid creep for wanting something like that?">>
Maybe I ≈as being too harsh and rash. Its clear people find me attractive. ...And I'm seeing more and more that my first mate lied ≈hen she told me to make an account to advertise for the guild and our ship, since there's been no push for me to do this. think she just ≈anted me to socialize
Ssso SsstreSssed i need to meditate. guySss in buSssineSssSss SssuitSss kiSssSssing.. oiled up guySss wreSssting and punching each other now thiSss iSss zen...
blue white colored man. ur getting thingSss done to u in my Ssstory next
--E the woods outside my hive might be haunted, idk. just hearing weird yelps and grunts. odd.
× Evverything Is So Messy.. This Sucksss! I Havve To Clean.. Nooo. Evverything Is Going To Be Gross If I Don't. I Hate This ×
♤ [A video of... The forest? From the ground. Kismet can be heard calling out, but it's difficult to make out with the sounds of nature. Also as something seems to be covering the mic. Perhaps a leaf. It's hard to tell what's going on. Also. How did this get posted?] ♤
i think i should take a break from chittr / my mental health is awful right now / rest well everyone
i think i'm just tired / and making poor decisions / please ignore everything i say / i can't be trusted past sunrise
1 M1SS 4 TON OF P3OPL3 4ND MY 3X-MO1R41L. >:[
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა checked my traps early for reasons #nsfw Ი𐑼
1S 1T Y34RN1NG HOURS? 1 Y34RN 4 LOT. P3NS1V3 3MOT3.
♤ Ugh Look I'm Lowkey Frightened Still Alright. I'm Just. Trying To Look On The Bright Side Of It ♤
♤ Look I Talked To Them In DMs And I Doubt They're THAT Much Of A Threat ♤
oh / uh / hi / i'm chixie roixmr / one part fictional alien rapper / one part tulpa coping mechanism / i use this account to larp about / still being on alternia / despite the fact that i'm in the body of an autistic human woman / you don't need to be nice / i'm playing a character / that character just happens to be me / anyway / enjoy my account i guess / blog is a much more eloquent word / but / it's not tumblr / so it doesn't really fit / bluh
Uhh guys i think I got into some "DEEP MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT". Ah fuck....... #highbloodtroubles #nsfw #quadrants
I need to be put down.
Dear god. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d4308246c45.PNG
;; §-§udden urge to hit the intern§ with a §tapler. ;;
DO NOT enter the brooding caverns if you are unprepared to be covered in dozens of crawling, squirming, greasy infant-sized larvae with semi-sapient eyes.
- Haha, hi all. 👋😄😆 Friendly/hatefriendly PSA: STOP telling mme to watch Alternian Psycho. 🤣🤣✋✋ I amm NOT going to! LOL!
You have no idea how much I'd rather be seeing either of them right now but noooo, the goddamn Mayor himself had to ask me to take this case.... #vagueposting
I am very Small. And I have No Money. So you can Imagine the kind of Stress that I am under.
♤ Farewell, Free Lake Scuttlebuggy. ♤
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა when will someone pick me up and pail me?! #nsfw Ი𐑼
i should seriously just block evil jade... she freaks me out 8(
I always thought I was reasonably smart...but um. Maybe not. #outglutgame ❣︎
THIS GUY has nothing on his profile, just immediately started clogging my DMs. OMG WTF??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/329e67d69db0.png
I have noot oone but twoo oopen woounds oon my head but i'm actually having the time oof my life right noow. Did noot toouch each oother yet #nsfw
Oh. Great, first mate posted my tits on feed. THANK YOU SO MUCH FIRST MATE VALERA. I'm going to Get her.
OKAY SO UM WARNING I DO NOT RECCOMEND STEALING SOPOR SLIME FROM A PURPLEBLOOD HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT OF THIS SITUATION HELP HELP HE
♤ Shoulda Known A Scuttlebuggy Fished From The Bottom Of A Lake Might Have Some Problems. ♤
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we have work / at 5 / and its currently 1:40 / which means i have like three hours / but really i have to leave thirty minutes ahead / so i only have two and a half / but i also have to shower / and get ready / which means i really only actually have two hours / but to account for things potentially taking more time than necessary / i actually only have an hour and a half / i fucking hate time management / i dont get to do shit
(( Crossing my fingers nothing goes terribly wrong taking a small break for the day lalala I need to recharge my battery !! been fun here tho :) only for the next couple hours or day but all is good !! ))
sad puppy whines........ everyone...... the worst thing ever just happened. i got my freaking #period and everything sucks!!!! like so much sucking is happening right now!!!!!!!!!! who knew gods even still dealt with this stuff?!?!!!!
🌻🌻🌻 > I think I need a new supply delivery soon... Always so scary! I have a fence, and so many signs around my field, but sometimes trolls don't adhere to it and come in anyways... I just hate to lock my gates... It feels so cold and unwelcoming... 8( < 🌻🌻🌻
...stop blowing up my notifications, what do you even want from me?! ...that was a rhetorical question and you know it, don't answer that!!!
oh hi thnx for checkin in im still a peice of garbage
Hello, here are some things to know about this Equius!: - There was no major difference in his timeline compared to the Alpha timeline but it was still A doomed timeline because Gamzee would be permanently killed by Kanaya while he Karkat was attempting to pacify him. - Almost immediately after both he and his Nepeta realized they were dead their dreambubble was destroyed by LE's tantrum. They both survived but the short-term exposure Nepeta had to the horror terrors rendered her mute. - Due to this he experienced a 2x guilt combo and became even more protective of his Nepeta, which she didn't really appreciate after taking some time to adjust. to her condition. - He has learned sign language to communicate in a way that is more comfortable and expressive for her. - He's much more open about his fetishes, by which I mean he is far more willing to seek punishment. He is still in denial about being a masochist.. - He's trying to make up for all his mistakes and is making a conscious effort to be more empathetic with other trolls as well as grow past his hemospectrumist ways. Even after 10 human years (or 4.5 sweeps) in the Dreambubbles it is still an ongoing situation. Unlearning institutional racism is hard especially when you build your entire personality on that institution. - A god-tiered Feferi gave him a potion which magically aged him up to match his mental age so he looks like he is a full grown 10.5 sweep old troll. Yes this is the explanation we're going with. This also lets him enter the physical world of characters by exiting through their dreambubbles. And that's pretty much it! I hope you have and continue to enjoy him :) #nsfw
you know / there's something genuinely unnerving about stumbling onto an account / and not knowing if it's ran by someone / who's done terrible things / simply because you don't know if that person / even knows about chittr / or maybe theyve already gotten banned / either way / hair stood on my end / seeing someone's profile picture again / i highly doubt its them / if it was / a friend of ours probably would have gotten them banned by now anyway / so i think its fine / and just a profile picture / that can exist in the wild / and i shouldnt freak out over it / so why am i still freaking the fuck out over it / why cant i sotp fuckin g typing / christ
X We need a new react called the “absolute bullshit lie” react. #notveryvague x
X I’m gonna go get laid rq #nsfw x
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i gucant believe that gold pervert tried to ask me on a gudate… am i gudoomed to strange people interested in gume!!
so sleepy... might go back to bed yawwnnnn
+IF you're super cozy right now then there's probably hopefully DEFINITELY ??? no rush ??? COZYTIME !!! [:D]+
I had a dream half-life 𐕣hree came 𖦹u𐕣 and I was s𖦹 happy bu𐕣 𐕣hen I w𖦹ke up and I was s𖦹 mad I wen𐕣 back 𐕣𖦹 sleep
(Listen is it wrong to want to be grabbed by my hair and fucking used? Is that so wrong! #nsfw)<
It’s late so ^o o^e will k^ow this but I like to be called a 9ood boy sometimes!! Please keep this a secret
- Owa ow #Owwwww
It's hard having secrets. Sometimes I think I'd like to just stoꫂ❁ hiding. Stoꫂ❁ letting the fear of consequence hang over me and deal with whatever may come. I think about changing myself sometimes, too. But I'm ꫂ❁robably not brave enough for that. It's okay. I'm lucky. I know that. I'm really! Really lucky. And I'm haꫂ❁ꫂ❁y I'm alive ^^ ❣︎
> 0WWWWW 1 SHUT THE PANTRY T00 FAST AND THE SHEER F0RCE W1TH WH1CH 1T H1T MY ANKLE
time f@r @l' dyZZie t@ get s@me shut-eye. h@pefully the terr@rs w@n't get t@ me this time. have y@u all a fantastic sleep when y@u get there!! @u@
s𖦹rry I g𖦹𐕣 scared playing 𐕣he firs𐕣 game I c𖦹uldn’𐕣 finish i𐕣
Ɏ so ma-a-any things i wish to do tha-a-at fa-a-atigue prevents me from doing... Ɏ
⊹˚₊ ‧ ─────── About Althea Hypnia ──────── ‧ ₊˚⊹ . ܁₊ ⊹ . ܁ ⟡ ܁ . ⊹ ₊ ܁. Althea Hypnia is an indigo blooded, female troll from Alternia. She is a young adult by troll standards, but even at her age, has dealt with enough problems that will affect her for many more sweeps to come. Being an indigo blood, she has incredible physical strength, therefore is overly anxious and cautious towards objects and especially other lifeforms. She is paranoid of anything outside her den. The things she's been through have been enough for her to want to stay home and keep her peace, surrounded by anything she's found to be soft for her easily bruised skin. Althea falls in between indigo and blue blooded trolls, where she has a small amount of psychic powers - just clarvoyance type abilities. She isn't too privvy to interacting with other trolls, as she is a hypochondriac and fears of falling ill, or worse, being rejected by others socially. She puts a brave face over text though, masking behind infodumping about her interests and being superior about it. All bark, no bite. She values her friends a lot. Now joining Chittr, she's been convinced that she can ramble as much as she wants through this site. Read more about her on her Toyhouse https://toyhou.se/34713678.althea-hypnia-homestuck https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/108189286_85sUXlJgEqSZ5n0.png
bruhhhhh som3on3 just w1p3d out so b4d on th3 h4lfp1p3. yo why do3s NO on3 w34r h3lm3tz??
•●•... i fɛɛl thæt you mæy bɛ vɛɛɛɛry corrɛct...•●•
Sometimes I forget I can't just swim w)(en I go on land. 38P
jeez lousie i just got scared the crap awake by some nasty weather!!! >~<
I'MM still recoVVering froMM looking at the culinary MMistake that is Arby's.
:33< girls... #girlbulge :33< #yearning #horny #nsfw
•●•as much æs i rɛsonætɛ with blɛæknɛss ænd gloom... i still ɛnjoy momɛnts of wærmth. wærmth thæt is, ædmittɛdly, æbsɛnt right now... #sɛntimɛntæl #ugh•●•
∘☽ I. I think I need to go.. lay down...Oh dear. ☾∘
i𐕣’s hard being epic in a w𖦹rld 𖦹f fail
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⊹ If I say #er name, s#e'll just find my p⟡st ::/ #vaguep⟡stin ⊹
i find that it's best to curl up in the recouprecoon / if you know you're safe for the firebombings / to get it over with faster / also soporslime is a natural rad away / so it's one of the safest spots in your hive
i hope everyone in outglut is doing ok / it's really rough out there from the sounds of it
the lead shutters are doing their job / i haven't heard too many clicks
∘☽ WHY. IS THERE A SCUTTLEBUGGY. IN THE LAKE. THAT I LIVE IN!!!!!!! ☾∘
ended up having to Zettle for cryonic hull burned clucKbeaZt tenderZ >X/
my subgrub / isn't looking great / my moirail of mine / actually made my hive firebomb resistant / but resistant is not proof / the bulkhead doors are holding up well
my geiger counter is going off / there's gonna be another drone firebombing in my subgrub / wish me well
♤ Fuck, Alright. Got My Head On Straight Again... Good Times. Amazing Times, Actually... ♤
<<"y-yeah, um, i think this is maybe a little much for me... i-i'm probably just going back to cupe...">>
Can't Even Participate In Hornyposting Because My Ex Flush Is Such A Lowdown Freak Of Nature And Everything Holy. #nsfw #pensive
tHE MORAL OF #fISHINGfRIDAY IS, tO NEVER TRUST A SO-CALLED "FRIEND" AND COACH, tO RETRIEVE YOUR #mYePICsWAGwATCH AND ALSO YOUR BITTEN OFF HAND, fROM A CROCODILE AS, sHE WILL ONLY GET YOUR HAND, aND NOT YOUR #mYePICsWAGwATCH,
Casper Loses All His Paperclips
found the char list from that dude I hate / blocked it all / freedom and ease / that asshole can't get to me now
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK THE WAHT THE FUCK Mh hands aere shakning whag teh fcuk I deidd i died but now Im back somehwo what the fcuk°❀.࿔
♤ [A photo. Kismet is pouting, sitting in the bed of a pickup scuttlebuggy. One arm is crossed over his chest, the other presumably holding the palmhusk. There's a caption. "♤ She Won't Even Let Me Sit In The Cab ♤".] ♤
(^^)> I decided to become an auspice fow two peopwe that don't have a good sense of pewsonaw space. I think it's going pwetty weww! :3
ever stare at someone's profile / bc their pfp looks like the one of someone you want nothing to do with / but you still cant confirm if they are or arent / so you dont know whether to block them yea / that / ig
my luZuZ got carried off by inferno antZ when i waZ 4 and i havent Zeen him Zince
i’m offline for a whole 24 hours and my moirail kidnapped someone and drowned them in a lake…
[System Message: @tintypeHoundini's palmhusk was destroyed.] asdfkhbir°❀.࿔
Stabs you Stabs you Stabs you Stabs you Stabs-
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I n33d mor3 p3opl3 to throw parti32 2o I can g3t fuck3d up, go hard and hav3 fun in2t3ad of b3ing a 2ob3r bum who ha2 to k33p thing2 running 2mooth
♤ [An image, blurry. Kismet looks concerned through the shaky camerawork, and there's a figure that can't quite be made out a few feet behind him.] ♤
// hiiiii I accidentally concussed myself today apparently
...um why does it feel like someone's watching me??? ...don't like that. don't like that at all actually!!!
1v3 b33n so t1r3d l4t3ly 1 dunno wh4ts go1ng on. som3th1ng som3th1ng 1n r3trogr4d3. 1dk.
>+. I REGRET WEENIEING OUT OF DOING THINGS TO HATEBOT BTW .+< #nsfw
:33< i f33l betpurr headwise :33< i nyow have a cough that hurts meow
♤ I'll Try Just About Anything Once. Anything Non-Lethal Or Detrimental To My Mental Or Physical Health. ♤
i†'s hard †o keep up wi†h †he †rends on here @-@"
[The live location tracker that Wren can't turn off is showing that they're in the woods, going in the general direction of a large town. Presumably, they don't know it's there.]
not naming names but sum of u REALLY need 2 think before u type sometimes jesus fucken christ -from the office of ace dick detective agency
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guuuuuusiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
#vagueposting watever -from the office of ace dick detective agency
i think sum of u need 2 sit down and think real hard before u come up with some of these quirks and you need to think ESPECIALLY hard before u decide 2 type wid an accent u dont hav. and dats comin from me so. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
whenn it is dark. look innward, annd openn your heart. your love will. be the torch to light the way. always keep smilinng because you are wonnderful
gROELGE EWPLACE MISSING HAND WITH SLOTH HANF #fISHINGfRIDAY
♤ Freedom. I Am However. Stranded Inland As Shiloh Has Left Me By The Roadside ♤
I reelly s)(ouldn't )(ave to command twice. 38/
da mistery of da depressed broad who neva shut da fuck up -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Jeff the Hasn't Been Very Active.
My h1ve 1s on f1re }:"^) Fuck1ng sea storm #f1sh1ngfr1day
so um i finished fiduspawn mys†ery dungeon i †hink i need †ime †o diges† †hings
Fee/ing \/ery pa/e today. \/\/ant to cudd/e someone and ta/k about our fee/ings #yearning
how do you all deal with dysphoria / it feels so intimidating / and insurmountable / and i just wanna be rid of it
dysphoria / ugh
i wish i knew how i wanted to dress :/
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAHAT THE FUCK IS THE TORMENT NEXUS AND WHY AM I GETTING PUT IN IT. :o?
i think i miss him m0re than i th0ught.
Matesprit Island will be out on the 26th! It turns out if you know nothing about love island it's hard to base an entire roleplay off it! I'm not breaking the forth wall! You're crazy!
All the pieces are in place… Let’s play a little.
//now and forever a dirty no good jadevris shipper
i want people to think im hot but i dont know how :(
@caligulasAquarium is a master baiter for #fis)(ingfriday! #suggestive
>+. WHEN YOU JUST WANT TO PET AN ANIMAL BUT THEY ROLL OVER WITH INTENT TO EAT YOUR FINGERS .+<
†) SAY BA77ERY AGAIN. NNF. (†
Ɏ ouh. i understa-a-and. ha-a-ave you considered cra-a-awling into a-a-a sma-a-all hole until a-a-any pursuers get bored a-a-and lea-a-ave? or being very pitia-a-able such tha-a-at culling you would be benea-a-ath them a-a-and less enjoya-a-able tha-a-an toying with you? tha-a-at works for me usua-a-ally Ɏ
((( Hiya! Im jester and this little baby is Melon! Theres not really much to her, they're just a sweet baby that loves people, weather , and of course Melons! They will eventually? Hopefully have a humanoid form to talk more but for now they just a little guy ))) https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/114425803_yNNXfBYXTdkeQ8L.gif
To be clear, I am speaking about civilians.
I miss bombing people #Nostalgia
i hope everyonne is happy. i am happy too. thinngs will be better. annd they will be better for you too
i jus𐕣 learned human b𖦹ys can𐕣 ge𐕣 pregnan𐕣 in real life im g𖦹ing 𐕣𖦹 cry #nsfw
ALL THAT AND I’M STILL ENTIRELY TOO SOBER. Rectifying this POST-HASTE. *____
my thinnkpann hurts.
somethinng.
im ok everyonne. i thinnk i just nneed to lay downn. for a while. big pann ache but its okay. be happy. #positivity
WO4H, R4NDOMLY P4SS3D OUT. D1D 1 M1SS 4NYTH1NG GOOD?
No notes on the #fightnight bloodshed. The bloodshed’s great. Just a distinct lack of bloody open-mawed kissing, is all. #disappointed
Looked at this #fightnight nonsense and ducked out right after. The smell alone could put down a friggin' hippo.
haha ahhhhhh. m1ght be #dy1ngabout1t later haha oops
--i am not looking forward to testing this fucking thing--
okay genuinely getting pissed the fuck off. like full stop, no mopey mannerisms or sarcasm at the end gonna throw knives at shit until i feel better or whatever idfk #vent
∻Just watched final destinati☢n. I sh☢uld call her.∻
Smacked my bulge on the corner of my table. Fuck my stupid lowblood life.
Behold the simulacrum of a dying artificial cerebrum. Generated by HAL moments before I poured an entire Ultra Sunrise Monster on his RAID drives. @technicallyTimaeus @golgothasTerror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/642e5a16bac2.png
∻FUCK man tr☢ll Jimmy Buffet was a fucking ic☢n! FUCK!!!!!!∻
:33 < ten thousand hungry grubs blocked me.... rip
--ill betray every moral fiber of my being for cash ngl--
yyeah I kn𖦹w I’m genuinely jus𐕣 s𖦹me rand𖦹m in𐕣ern
sigh. 𖦹k. I g𖦹𐕣 carried away 𐕣here. uuhm. I’ll g𖦹 back 𐕣𖦹 being an awkward 𖦹𐕣aku. because 𐕣ha𐕣’s wwh𖦹 I am.
ugh i dont feel great :/
~ I wish I could come to #fightnight! Unfortunately, it's not to be >:( ->]
m𖦹𖦹d swings are crazy im ss𖦹 s𖦹rry f𖦹r 𐕣ha𐕣 burs𐕣 𖦹f idi𖦹𐕣ic energy
Troll Alexa, what do you do if you don't fully hate your kismesis.
†) ME AND 7H' WIFE SAW I7 FROM ACROSS O' 7H' BAR AND LIKED I7S VIBE. :o) (†
†) 7HE GIMP GO7 OO7 AGAIN. 7HIS IS GE77IN IRRI7A7IN'. AH'M GONNA DIG AROUND IN I7S SPONGE AGAIN WI7' 7H' ICE PICK, CLEARLY AH DIDNAE LOBO7OMIZE 7H' WEE CUN7 GULD ENOUCH. #NSFW #VIOLENCE #GORE #NSFWE (†
I can never get close enough to check. It wears a trench coat and a hat.
𖦹k b𖦹w d𖦹wn 𐕣𖦹 me humans im y𖦹ur queen n𖦹w because 𐕣R꩜LLS ARE MUCH C꩜꩜LER (especially 𐕣h𖦹se wi𐕣h warmer bl𖦹𖦹ds heheheheheh) I rule ear𐕣h n𖦹w!!
if you're a ↔ig↔blood and you genuinely believe lowbloods are anyt↔ing ot↔er t↔an toys for us to use i calmly ask t↔at you re-evaluate~ if you're only pretending you believe t↔at ( like @trollimedemf ) t↔at's fine i don't care~ #nsfwe
yea↔~? w↔at of it~?
the vworld is terrible and too bright BUT. I get a package today.
why d𖦹 humans repr𖦹duce like 𐕣ha𐕣 i𐕣’s kinda scary can I ge𐕣 human pregnan𐕣 can a human fill pails 𖦹h g𖦹g 𖦹h g𖦹g 𖦹h g𖦹g im 𐕣hinking 𐕣𖦹𖦹 much 𖦹f i𐕣 #nsfw
[|87 :: 1f you love your job you never work a day ;n your l;fe. That be;n sa;d 1 sure do NOT enjoy try;n to d;g through my pat;ent's guts to remove a fore;gn object. 1 st;ll have no ;dea how that goldbl00d managed to get a perfectly preserved RAM st;ck stuck ;ns;de of the;r lower ;ntest;nes, and qu;te frankly 1 don't th;nk 1 want to know. #gore #v;olence #doctorproblems
n𖦹 I’ll g𖦹 wi𐕣h de𖦹d𖦹ran𐕣 again 𐕣ha𐕣 always w𖦹rks righ𐕣
Had a customurr try to pay with chocolates caegers. I threaten to kick his ass if they didn't pay. I just lost a purrfectly good croc up an ass.
starting my morning strong 8y saying how much i h8 a lot of you
Can yoou try and guess my woorst fears i like too feel intimidated
//Aradia was a fragment within our system. She isn't any more. Apologies, but this account is being retired.
despi𐕣e h𖦹w I l𖦹𖦹k when im 𖦹u𐕣side in… ugh, PUBLIC… I ge𐕣 plen𐕣y 𖦹f quads and I fill s𖦹 much pails wi𐕣h girls!! h𖦹nes𐕣!! #nsfw??
First post, and I’m complaining, w3lcom3 to my lif3. If I hav3 to r3mov3 som3thing from som3on3 again or r3f3r th3m to th3 hospital to hav3 som3thing TH3Y PUT IN TH3MS3LV3S r3mov3d I am going to start rampaging
∻I need m☢re friends in my fucking chud life.∻
part@@k in s@me substances t@night and n@w im left al@ne t@ buZZ in my th@ughts. did the messiahs struggle with this in their time?? wh@ c@uld say @n@ mayhaps its time f@r a little lady t@ g@ 'n get her rest -u- #substance #intr@spective
|--[ Once AgAin i wAke up feeling terriBle. ]-->
my fuck1ng sh1ft was s0 sh1t. but 1 d0nt wanna vent, 1 just wanna s1nk my teeth 1nt0 s0me0ne and have them s1nk s0meth1ng 1nt0 me. #nsfw
]-[==]> Ugh. Being a nurse is exhausting. Finally get to relax a little though. What's been going on in the chittrverse?
I have the /worst/ headache.
i am pruned and sitting in a rocking chair now
no𐕣 𐕣o sound presump𐕣uous, bu𐕣 ı𐕣 ıs 𐕣he way 𐕣hıngs happen... 𐕣hıngs come and 𐕣hıngs go. and so we carry on.
I apologize for my outbursts. I will return to normal momentarily.
Sorry, Dove. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/my%20bad.png
I miss my wife.
oh. 𐕣ha𐕣s #gore of 𐕣he frıend. h𐕣𐕣ps://ı.ıbb.co/pBb7XfW0/64656164627567.png
I'm still 'round for those who are curious, just been spending some time getting closer to GOD! - Psalm 33:5
ive been told i should post more on here. so tell me your grubbucks order and ill tell you how violent of a death the barista is wishing upon you.
refre2hiing the feed ii2 a full tiime job at thii2 poiint..
Trollbama hated my chit. I guess I AM worthless afterall.
THE GOOD THING ABOUT A SCRAMBLED THINKPAN / theres nothing good about that what are you getting at
I went ooutside too get my Grubdash and this broonzeblooood delivery guy just started crying what dooes that mean 8|
[Voice of guy who keeps accidentally trauma dumping on the can't delete shit website] Why are my friends worried about me?
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∻Drags my fat b☢dy away wetly.∻
_ Keep tHe leG elevated wHen you do Get Hive! It's a sHame I can't assist from Here.
∻I w☢uld say s☢me ☢f y☢u are h☢t and take my breath away but breathing's kind ☢f difficult f☢r me in the first place, s☢ it'd really take away the meaning.∻
reply to rsvp to the jarley snuggle pile of just jarleys and jarley adjacents on my version of earth c :)
world beautiful but holy fuck pollen is killing me
I hate to say it but I can't say it out loud but. This fuckin' farrmhand is a stupid damn cowarrd of a trroll. One thin' bein' shitty t' me it's anotherr damn thin' bein' this fuckin' bad at yerr job.
*castin testicular torsion on u* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a63548f8379c.png
fuuuuck woke up 2 all my shit on da floor cuz i done forgot closin the dam windows 38/
I SPILLED A CAR8ONATED SUGAR 8EVERAGE ON MY TITS FUCKKKK #epicFail #nsfw?
☆~𖦹 I finally found a new bra that actually fits me in a store earlier today. However, just as I went to purchase it, I noticed a little tag on it. It was kink wear. I was in a kink clothing store and had completely missed that fact until just then #nsfw 𖦹~☆
// okay I have plans in the works for more Vessie nsfw but I'm stuck on 2 things to comm: either her in a wedding dress or her getting plowed... Which way to go for the week...? #nsfw
☆~𖦹 The second day of my trip to Paris feels a lot lonelier. Perhaps I should recruit myself some company for the rest of the trip? 𖦹~☆
ok, someone’s bound to help me out here… eventually. #morningwood #nsfw
cønsøle.løg("the percussiønist før my band hasn't been practicing lately and i'm getting kinda annøyed");
Nah Its chIll YO. I dOnt ever FFall dOwn, trust
Ive tagged at least 4 drOnes beFFOre, YO. I aInt THAT wOrrIed lOl
⚇ Laughter 12:12 ⚇ "What looks like a ball? Is shaped like a ball? It's round like a ball...But doesn't *bounce* like a ball. YOUR LUSUS' NUGBONE!" ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
0UGHHH 570MMY H0R75.. C0N5UMP710N H45 74K3N M3
i know my bossss hass my back when it comess to rude cusstomerss but i could do without the lasst few i've dealt with. one threatened to 'gut me and ssee what color comess sspilling out' :/ #violence
there is at least one dude with his hands down his pants scrolling the feed at all times and we all know it............. no. not me. i don'T mean me. #nsfw #kinda
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ eheh good to know people still want to hunt me for sport. i missed the little games. unfortunately for them im great at hiding.
|--[ vOting seAsOn is neAr in my AreA. the chOice Of pArties is dire - BOth dOminAnt OptiOns Are terriBle But One is cleArly wOrse. #lOcAlpOlitics ]-->
tHe sQuIdDlEs… aRe sTuPiD FuCkInG CuCkS. oNlY WiGgLy iS YoUr fWeNdY-WeNd.
that was just the h0rr0rterr0rs :) d0nt w0rry theres n0 lasting side effects usually
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ ehehehe much to the disappointment of others, I return
:33< *the mighty huntress rolls out of slime with a wet plop laying on the ground coughing a lung up* :33< give it up fur day two of being sick nyall!!!
n0thing beats a jet 2 h0lliday.
3833 < Putting my kids in the pool to show them they are NOT ready for the entire open ocean that they so desire. >
ฅ≽^( Did I miss all the confessions last night?? Noooooooooo )^≼ฅ
i d0 n0t agree with a l0t 0f the acti0ns d0ne in the name 0f the mirthful messiahs but i think a l0t 0f pe0ple w0uld be happier if they listened t0 their serm0n "miracles" and actually underst00d the message ab0ut appreciating all the little beauties in life :)
dude dont react to my post if youre going to ignore me
\\ if y0u like y0u can speak t0 me in 00c i find it enriching :)
(( OOC hey there, thank you seriously for keeping me entertained. I finally passed the kidney stone, it really hurt and sucked quite badly. I do not wish these on even my worst enemies. @mySpace I heard you wanted some Taco Bell, here's some for you. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3bea8d06400d.jpg I shall now be partaking in sleep and shitposting will continue the next day and continue until moral improves. Good night and good luck. ))
It Is Not That I Do Not Understand The Caste System, I Simply Do Not Respect It.
|--[ BOught myself A BAck rOller. sO fAr my BAck hurts even mOre thAn BefOre i used it. crAcked quite A Bit tOO. mixed results. ]-->
this might be a controversial question as someone who isnt a troll but if the red guys are warm and the purple guys are cold does that mean that the green ones are like room temperature bloods??
My bīggesŧ fław, īf Ī hađ ŧø pīck? Ī am đreađfułły fussy abøuŧ my appearance. Īf eɣen a łīŧŧłe bīŧ øf błøøđ scuffs up my łeaŧher bøøŧs, ŧhen Ī wīłł cry ɣīøłenŧły. #fławs #sensīŧīɣe #myprecīøusłeaŧherwaaa~§~
> CHASING > QUESTIONABLE > WHY
i am ab0ut 90% zure my back p0rtz are infected fuuuuck
^^ I wouldn't say I have a "thing" for lowbloods or warmbloods or whatever, it just happens that a lot of my tastes in character and trait happen to be lower on the hemospectrum. ^^ ^^ Funny how things like that work out, hm? That all said, it's not like I've not seen those of my caste I wouldn't start pestering, given the chance. ^^
Aaaaugh. Head ouchie. Heart ouchie.
bark bark bark brak COUGH COUGH COUGH
I need to either commission someone to draw this man as the proper dilf/gilf he is or attempt it myself )) hhhhhhhh, still dont have a consistent style OTL )) #nsfw #suggestive more than the other tag imo but meh, would rather cover my bases ))
...fell asleep outside my recuperacoon and had probably the worst daymares I've ever had ... brilliant, we love to see it or whatever. ...gonna play more Empty Threshecutioner; Daggersong to distract myself
Hrmgh. Begruđgīngły nøw awake... Høw Ī đø nøŧ wīsh ŧø rīse frøm ŧhe słīme ør my recupracøøn...~§~
"/'m rea//y stressed, can you tie me up and hurt me?" <> "/'m rea//y stressed, can / tie you up and hurt you?" #nsf\/\/
Goot caught hating chitts oon my palmhusk after telling everyoone i'm oon date fuuuuuuck
FR33 M3 FROM TH3 M41D C4F3
@ mmh. i need to deal with my lusus situation, at some point. i can't even get a cleaningtroll in here to deal with the dust. @
...um why are the clowns multiplying??? ...this is very unnerving actually and I'm really not a fan of this!!!
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∘☽ the embed didn't work fuck my chud life)) ☾∘
hi chittr. i didnnt sleep very well.
<3-Got-denied-from-#matespritisland In-fairness,-saying-I'd-punch-any-guy-who-flirted-with-me-probably-wasn't-the-right-call.
;; THI§ I§ WOR§E? YOU UNDER§TAND THAT THI§ I§ WOR§E??? ;;
;; h-... hwhat? wait... hwhat? no. that-... no. thi§ whole time? you've ju§t been... §ome... §-§ome... §ome *fucking* §tock market trader? THI§ ENTIRE TIME I'VE BEEN WORRYING ABOUT §OME CLAW §TREET DOUCHEBAG WITH A GAMBLING ADDICTION? ( ｡ •` ⤙´• ｡) ;;
;; IIIIIII HHHHHHAVE A TUMMY ACHEEEEEE BLEHHHHHHHH HWHEHHHH HHHH BLEHHhhhhhhhhh ;;
The clown situation sure is
well!!! now that i have blocked all those annoying idiots, i think i am going to have a much better time on this site!
;; H-HWY WHAT WHY WOULD I DO THI§ D-DO YOU WANT TO HURT ME WITH A R-ROCK YOU WANTN TE. TTO YOU UHUIT MY HADNEAD? W-W-W-WHHTIWTH A ROCK? WHHHHHHYYYYYYY WOULD Y-Y-Y-Y--Y-Y-YOUUUU WANNA DO THI§???? I'MMMHHHHH HHH HHWHWEHHHHHHHH E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭🥺💧ue 🥺e e🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭🥺💧ue 🥺e e E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭 ;;
;; E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭🥺💧ue 🥺e e🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭🥺💧ue 🥺e e E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭🥺💧ue 🥺e e🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭🥺💧ue 🥺e e E EUE🥺🥺😭 UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭 ;;
:33< *the mighty huntress lets out the cough of a destitute cockney orphan boy who wont make it to the end of the book*
@ i have decided to delay the needs of delivery. @ @ i got nervous. @
do you want to know what i did last time i was set "free?" i begged her to take me back. thats it. thats all thats left.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/065256c46b41.gif (( #flashing gif
getting really tired of all of you wilfully misunderstanding my situation I AM HAPPY!!!!!!!
heheheh.... maybe theres a reason i stick to watching from the sidelines... #vaguepost
142 DiSGuStinG uSerS aLL Of them aDOpteD.
ehehe ill admit this is the first time interacting with people in sweeps, sorry if i fuck up or smth. rural shut in problems lmao
i love my battlefly lusus who is still alive and i love her very much very her love i and alivve still is who lusus battlefly my love i
yeah and its great!!!! cant you be happy for your mom? :)
// Y'know there's something about RPing Mituna realising he's never gonna be the same, as a disabled person who suddenly became disabled just before adulthood, that just hits you right in the feels // So anyway how's your guys' evenings?
so seriously is anybody gonna go save evil jade from the mind control or what??????
@flurriedFiduciary is so hawt she makes me wanna cms
As for the record, I hate you all rather equally.
Welp, it was fun while it lasted.
i get in these weird introspective moods a lot lately. i think something about the game fucked me up, but i'm not really sure how to approach it? like, yeah, the whole... uh... girl? journey? was pretty good. i'm pretty happy about that, even though i feel awkward about it sometimes. but... i dunno. i still think about my dad a lot. and a bunch of other stuff. maybe i should tag this with something. #vent ?
I feel as though I've been running on autopilot the past few days. Seriously I cannot remember my own existence.
so many reply chains that make me look like im talkin @ my damn self bc bitches keep gettin the vaudeville hook dropped on em YOINKED off the site leavin nary a trace behind RIP bozos.... 😔
i will be abstaining from girl's night as i am trapped in a torment nexus of my own making. maybe next time!
(( evil jade liking every other Jade's post EXCEPT hornyposts
[@turntechGoghead A reckoning is upon you, Dave.]
... guys i got this awful sense of foreboding just now like i should run for my life or something
All thats left f0r me t0 d0 is bleat sadly
:33< my trollsona mirror rorrim isnt sick right nyow btw shes healthy and on alpurrninya her lusus is still alive beclawsy she didnt purrlay a stupid game she regrets
then they get mad at ♊︎t and cur2e every t♊︎me..
♊︎t tr♊︎p2 up the food del♊︎very troll every t♊︎me.. =:]]
... > DEMONESS THINKS ARADIA DESERVES THIS ATTENTION AND JUST SITS OUT OF IT. PROUD OF HER.
take s0me screensh0ts 0f chittr while y0u can because y0ur mem0ries will fade a l0t faster than y0u might realise :)
heroes of time more like heroes of lime
THere iSS no way THat'SS going to end well...
F0r my 0wn peace 0f mind i am excluding myself fr0m the megid0s f0r the time being
>>-thinkim of takin this teal out--> >>-any suggestsions-->
aN0THER bRUTAL dAY uNDER tHE h0T sUN. 1T fEELS g00D t0 bE a rA1NB0W dR1NKER aND 1MMUNE t0 1TS dEADLY rAYS
:33 < mew don't know its nyot mew
3833 < They threw the squat rack off the cruise, this blows chunks. > 38II
THIZ ONE GOEZ OUT TO ALL THE LONELY PEOPLE OUT THERE THE UNFILLED QUADRANTZ, THE WIDOWERZ, THE CRAVING AND THIRZTY:⁖ #LOL #LMAO
;; a-a§§igned to lacerate a-another "high threat client"... i-i don't wanna... i-iw wanna go hive hhhh hwehhhhhhh hhh §ave meeeeeeeeeeeee ;;
W4LK3D 1NTO 4NOTH3R GODD4MN POL3 B3C4US3 1 THOUGHT 1T W4S FURTH3R 4W4Y. UGH.
fuck I might be to late to stop you but I WOULDN'T RECCOMEND talkin from experience :O(
♰ some trolls are so thick-headed and stubborn its almost cute if only they'd give in ♰
ʚ•ɞ I'm about to juzzt wolf down an entire vat of zzopor zzlime I think. Fuck my zztupid zzhitface life. Bye. #zzubzztance
;; I'M G-GOING TO FROW UP ALL OVER THE P-PLACE HHHH HH OKAY I-I'M GOING I-I'M GOING I-I'M GOING TO CLOCK IN... HHHH HH... ;;
;; t-there are a lot of thing§ that can hurt me a-at work... ;;
wow, i guess it could be misinterpreted t↔at way lol~ i'm a ↔ig↔blood, i just enjoy lowbloods~! a lot~!
;; §-§itting in my §cuttlebuggy before clocking in... hhh.. hh h... i-i don't wanna go i don't wanna go i don't wanna go i don't wannagoidontwannagoidontwannagodontmakemeclockindontmakemeclockin hhh hhh ;;
it l00ks like i upset evil jade :(
im still stuck on if im government property ngl
vV PALMHUSK GØT EATEN BY LIØNDØG MØM. AT LEAST I HAVE A BACKUP! THØUGH IT'S KIND ØF SMALL... Vv
wOW, aHAHA, i HAVE TO SAY, i DID NOT REALIZE THAT, yOU COULD FEEL THIS MUCH WORSE PHYSICALLY, aFTER SLEEP THAN, bEFORE THIS IS UMM, wOW i HOPE MY PALMHUSK CHARGE LASTS,
Don’t ask me. I’m not the decision-maker where the contents of the fridge are concerned. I’m the fridge itself. Just reporting the news.
its s0rt 0f l0nely in here
SHIT I HAVE THERAPY TODAY I FORGOT TO PREPARE FOR THAT FUCK FUCKF
*melt2* Thii2 vaguely remiind2 me of 2omethiing whiich ha2 once happened two me once iin the pa2t. *He beliieve2 hii2 own tiimeliine Aradiia mu2t have had the 2ame bottomle22 and fetchiing chaotiic eye2 that thii2 one ha2 and he'2 haviing an exii2tentiial crii2ii2* #exii2tentiial #crii2ii2
like why is my closest fucking friend calling me the equivalent of chicken period what does that even mean girl
all 0f y0u have the p0wer t0 be his friend and its sad t0 see m0st 0f y0u squander it
3833 < Gwuh... Buhuh. > 3833 < Gummy sent me to the dimension. > 38bb #substances
blasting so hard it leaves an outline of my partner on the wall #nsfw
Sometimes I fucking hate this job.
†wis†ed my ankle while †rying †o walk up a moun†ain -_-" †hank goodness i have my lusus for company!
☆~𖦹 When I traverse down a flight of stairs my chest sometimes bounces up in my face and knocks me down #nsfw 𖦹~☆
1 D1DN'T 3V3N R34L1S3 TH3 D4T3 D4MN
back from my walk and wow that was almost an “oh fuck” moment i just had and no you do not need to know why
well iin fear of up2ettiing my friiend2, iim po2tiing. thii2 ii2 the po2t.
:33 < my matespurrit woulda loved the ducks, hope wher33vfur she is shes enjoying herself #imissher
The la2t tiime II wa2 near a catlady iin heat II completely lo2t my thiinkpan, and control of my body, and all 2elf control liike all at once, iit took me day2 two recover.
human sick. im sick. ill. throat hurts. ow.
;; i'm §o §-§weaty hhhh hhh hh h... ;;