The Imperator
@angelsChoir
Rock the mic louder
[Statement] There is one violet in particular who has been pretty blatant with the fact he wishes to usurp me. [Thought] Perhaps I should have his body laid on the table of the next meeting, a warning. #gore #violence
[Statement] There are many high ranking officers who see my rule as an opportunity for they themselves to rise. [Thought] I should crush them.
[Thought] She wears "battle damaged" quite well.
[Joke] 90% of politicians quit before the one piece of legislation that fixes everything.
(oo This is true! oo) (oo And thats why you mUSt never stop oo) (oo USe that political might to its fullest! oo)
[Thought] Presented without comment. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8910f2ea2f2f.png
[Concern] I hope none of these stuffy old trolls notice me on my palmhusk. [Thought] I have to do my gacha game dailies. [Admission] I mean, they can't stop me, but it'd be embarrassing.
bitc)( u t)(e empress. you can get away wit)( fuckin gac)(a sponsors)(ips for all you care.
[Conceit] That is true, but I think maintaining an image will help me more right now. [Continuation] Especially given my relatively young age.
por kay no los dos babygirl cmon! you can keep an image AND do gac)(a! you can even lift your image WIT)( t)(e gac)(a, if youre creative enoug)( and got a good PR team
[Thought] Well yes, but that requires planning. Something I do not have at an inauguration dinner.
food for t)(oug)(t. )(a)()(a)(a)(...
[Thought] Indeed, lol. [Appreciation] Thank you for the advice nonetheless
[Thought] Okay, enough paperwork, I have a banquet to attend.
Don't WoRRy, thE papERWoRk WiLL Stack Up in that bRiEf abSEncE
[Acknowledge] I know. I have ordered a case of caffeine cans to my office for when I get back.
SmaRt giRL. if yoU finD a gooD bRanD that kEEpS ya going aWhiLE LEmmE knoW, i nEED to changE it Up SincE thE oLD onE iS bEcoming inEffEctivE
The age old question: tackle it yourself, or double the paperwork for the next person.
[Acknowledge] I have to tackle it myself, the next person is also going to be me.
Have you considered investing into an auto-pen? Saves you having to write your signature out all that much.
[Announcement] Okay so good news, my first acts are to get rid of the "give me money please" tax, and to stop our marching on sectors of the universe we couldn't possible hope to maintain control over. This won't effect many of you due to the nature of this site I suppose, but just in case I'm announcing it here.
mig)(tve wanted to keep t)(e former. aint not)(in better in life t)(an free money at t)(e be)(est of t)(e people. as is your rig)(tful place.
[Information] We have enough funds for any frivolous expenses I might wish to indulge in already. The only thing this caused, especially given the offishial name, was discontent.
[Exasperation] Oh my cod my ancestor was an idiot. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f2c84905852.gif
[Request] Guess who won her imperial duel?!
wElL WeLl. AiN'T YoU A Re♠️lIeNt lIl bUgGeR. ♣️OnGrAt♠️, bUt rEmEmBeR. ❤️EaVy i♠️ T❤️E ♣️rOwN. ;)
finally, one of yall t)(at actually got t)(is t)(roug)( t)(e proper duel. )(ows it feel?
[Thought] Liberating, it was such a build up that the fact I don't have to look forward to it anymore is a great burden relieved. [Admission] Though I will admit I'm not looking forward to that stack of paperwork I spot.
paperwork is good to get acquatined wit)(, but )(eres your first lesson: D-----EL----EGAT--------E!
[Thought] I know I know, but I figured I should pour over it at least a little so I know what I'm delegating.
A congratulations to you, from one to another. I hope you will bring prosperity to your version of trollkind.
[Gratitude] Thank you, [Confidence] I'm sure I will. [Joke] At least more so than my ancestor.
Laborious and Hard will the work be during the transitionary periods, but things will eventually settle. I learned such when I had seized the Reigns as Emperor. Don't forget to take some time for yourself, All work and no rest drive's even the most stable mad.
[Joke] "The Mad Imperator" does have a certain ring to it, you must admit.
Quite so! it roll's off of the tongue with the same eloquence and awe as most of our titles do.
[Query] Is it true that rainbowdrinkers can convert others? [Elaboration] Asking for [Lie] a friend.
No, I'm sorry. I know that this is a painful reality to come to terms with. There are works of fiction that posit that a rain8ow drinker feeding you their 8lood prolongs your lifespan and you can serve as their thrall, though, if that...makes you feel 8etter?
[Complaint] People are always saying "Mic-kind" isn't an effective specibus. [Solution] You just have to get more creative I think! [Anecdote] Just yesterday I won a fight by choking them with the wire.
[Doubt] I don't think I can do that actually, not without hurting myself anyways. Also a speaker that powerful would be a pain to carry around.
The - main - idea - is - to - double - lace - the - coil - around - their - neck - tight - enough - to not - break - out - of - it - Or - you - could shove it down - their mouth - with - risk - of bitting - and make - sure - that - they - choke on the mic >
!!!thats the sPirit!!! just HAd to make sure youre kePt on your toes
[Pity] So sad for all of you that I'm going to be the next empress, you really thought you had a chance...
I WOULD BE HAPPY TO SERVE, MY HEIRESS
I'm sure your rule will be an amazing time~
[Thought] I'm glad to have your support. An imperator is nothing without her subjects.
[Offer] Any heiresses want to come have tea? [Lie] It will not be poisoned.
PUTTING LIE BEFORE A LIE IS QUEEN DELTARUNE STUFF
--[HEY BABE R U AWARE UR QUIRK IS A LIL REVEALING]--
Be - a - little - sneaker - maybe - you'll - have - better - results - ... >
--[THATS A FAIR POINT 2 BAD I DONT REELY FW TEA. MFS OUT THERE DRINKIN HOT LEAF WATER]--
[Thought] All drinks are just water that has gone through a process.
NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS "BRO IS GENDER NEUTRAL" UNDER A POST MADE BY A WOMAN, ESPECIALLY A TRANSGENDER WOMAN, IM SENDING THE DRONES TO YOUR HOUSE. KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF. ARE YOU A WRIGGLER?
((ok well if you hadn't blocked me i was gonna mention the fact that im LITERALLY a transwoman as well but fuck yeah man lets just go public with it
\\ why are we blockevading... i've quite literally had this conversation multiple times with mulitple users on this site. god forbid i block ur character bc i dont wanna see that type of energy on my dash or in my mentions... like if u wanna rp that sorta deal good on u but i have a right to block that sorta thing. i've also ran into this exact conversation on this site numerous times ur not the first person to be in my mentions about this
[Query] Anyone got tea suggestions? [Elaboration] Been trying to lay off the energy drinks.
5 hour energies back to back throughout the day
> h0ney lavender 1s always a n1ce ch01ce :]
</3: Yerba Mate Is Very Good For Replacing Something Like That Dear!
When it comes to caffeinated teas, I'm personally fond of Assam tea with a hint of rose. Assam tea itself has a robust and somewhat fruity flavor, and pairs well with spices.
[Shock] I didn't realize this tea stuff was so deep. [Gratitude] I'll keep that in mind though!
[Thought] I might host some sort of gala, that could be a fun activity. Maybe a masquerade! Much to consider.
HMU IF U NEED ANY TROLL BLOW. I KNOW $OME $UPPLIER$
[Query] Would it be a party without troll blow? [Information] I'll be in touch.
You might need a record of everyone you're inviting and what supplies you're getting. Like a gala log of sorts.
That's a new one. You should call me that more.
[Thought] I haven't hosted an event in so long, might have to start planning something.
[Update] Success. Nobody even knew the next empress was there. It was thrilling. Burger spoils included. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e7a8cf629d12.png
i cOUld rEAlly fuck up that bUrgEr rn
[Information] Got it from "the meat pit", [Opinion] best burger in western Alternia.
awww dUdE ive pAssEd by a few tImEs. wrOtE it off as a plAcE for thOsE hot dog frEAks. dEfinitEly will be stOppIng by.
[Information] That's how they keep it niche, though it does also just attract a lot of hot dog freaks. So... 50/50 I guess.
[Gratitude] Okay I've been using the tips I've been getting, [Thought] I think I have a good look going that will avoid suspicion. [Timeline] Be back (hopefully) soon with a burger.
this burger will save us
/╲/ ( SHOULD YOUR BURGER BE UNSATISFACTORY I AM ALWAYS HAPPY TO BUST OUT THE GRILL AND SHOW OFF MY COOKING TALENTS!!!! ) /╱\
