[Complaint] People are always saying "Mic-kind" isn't an effective specibus. [Solution] You just have to get more creative I think! [Anecdote] Just yesterday I won a fight by choking them with the wire.
YO^ CO^LD ALTERNATIVELY SCREAM AS LO^D AS YO^ POSSIBLY CAN INTO THE MICROPHONE ASS^MING IT'S HOOKED ^P TO A SPEAKER, AND EXPLODE THEIR THINKPAN.
[Doubt] I don't think I can do that actually, not without hurting myself anyways. Also a speaker that powerful would be a pain to carry around.

The - main - idea - is - to - double - lace - the - coil - around - their - neck - tight - enough - to not - break - out - of - it - Or - you - could shove it down - their mouth - with - risk - of bitting - and make - sure - that - they - choke on the mic >
!!!thats the sPirit!!! just HAd to make sure youre kePt on your toes

