Adalyn
@magicianChartreuse
There's a lot of things I could call myself, but I'd prefer you form your own thoughts of me.
Peace, love, unity, beam attacks
Plub attacks for short.
Oh wait this is four different things. I thought you were doing beam attacks that give out peace, love and unity.
▼gog just remembered i have to do more promotions for #hottopic uhh...▲ ▲30% of everything if you tear your shirt off at the checkout▼ ▲fuck it let's go with that for now▼
Does it stack if I tear off multiple shirts? And if so, is it additive or multiplicative?
▲single for the shirt but you can go up to 90% if you do the same with your pants and then underwear because that would be really fucking funny▼
Does it have to be *at* the checkout? Can I do that somewhere a little less public or does that lose me the discount?
▲obviously has to be at the checkout otherwise people would be stripping in the changing rooms and asking for 90% off▼
That's true. You drive a hard bargain, I'll think about it.
.i need one of those bulgeless human bitches to consent to becoming a xenosnack for me sometimE .edit for the idiotS .XENO meaning alieN .SNACK meaning snacK #nsfW
Becoming a what now?
.alien pussy in my moutH #nsfw
Right.
A barbecue bacon burger, and a large order of fries, an orange soda with no ice and a piece of hot apple pie. I'm gonna be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse.
Radiating jealousy right now.
Give me eight minutes.
Is this some sort of threat?
Close, but ditch the 'h'.
Check your bedside table.
You're a savior.
I do my best.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] watching d0ct0r wh0 and i am up tt0 tthe capa1di era. i am up tt0 an epiz0de with cybermen and an ex0duz. i... hmn. i am unzure h0w i fee1 ab0ut tthiz. [END MESSAGE]
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Science-fantasy show about an alien who travels through time and space to solve conflicts and mysteries. I believe Pascal is talking about World Enough and Time. It's... quite emotional. But I hope she knows we love her all the same.
She followed. It's just too bad pride month is over, I'll have to stow my homoerotic thoughts away for now.
No, June is just the 30-day free period. You can be homoerotic outside of pride month if you have the subscription.
Not true. Nobody can be gay outside of June. Don't spread weird misinformation to the trolls.
Sounds like somebody doesn't have the subscription.
You're in her DMs, I'm in the Walgreen's trying to pretend like I'm not interested in the restocked Squiddles. We are not the same.
Can you get me a Mountain Dew Code Red while you're there, pretty please?
No. Okay, fine.
Thank you. I won't forget what you've done for me.
Have a statue built in my likeness. Let all the girlies know what a hero I am.
Will bronze suffice?
So, we fuckin' on the burger bed?
No way. I couldn't do that to Spongebob's car. It's like desecrating a relic. However, consider.
...what do you MEAN Steam is offline.
It's so over.
i need t0 fix my f0ll0wing c0unt. 221 is fucked up. it's making me break 0ut in hives. first pers0n t0 react t0 this p0st is getting a f0ll0w.
Aw yeah, I win.