@magicianChartreuse — #suggestive
She must be blind not to see how I feel about her. And if she is, I guess that makes me glasses. #vagueposting
"Psychosexual"? I mean, I've been into a few people with a couple screws loose, but I wouldn't go as far as to say *that*. #jokes #suggestive
I don't think I could ever post nudes here though. I can't let the opps know my sex. Also, I'd be decreasing their value by reducing their rarity. #suggestive
What's a girl got to do for some engagement these days? Trollbama-themed cheesecake? Post nudes? Upload sitewide malware? Blughhh. #suggestive
You'd think having a wide, heavy wall in front of something would shield it quite a bit. But my chest does nothing to stop people from reaching through to my heart. #suggestive
Because of a medical condition, I have to take antibiotics before having any dental work done. When I'd decided I wanted to start a family, I cancelled my appointment in case the medication would pose any risk. I got a phone call a week or two later from the dentist's office to schedule another appointment. I wasn't sure how to explain why I wouldn't be booking any for a while, so I began "Well, I'm trying to get pregnant, and-" to which the receptionist sheepishly responded "Oh, I'm sorry! I'll call back later." #jokes #suggestive @insecureNature
So if electrolysis is the splitting of something with electricity, and hydrolysis is the splitting of something with water (hydro)... then what's analysis? #suggestive
What has a bottom, but no top? @insecureNature. #dadjoke #suggestive
Alright, this is too funny to stay as a reply. When you throw a girl on your mattress a little too hard and she hits her head on the board so you have to stop everything to get her a cold compress. #suggestive