
My sword is better than your sword. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, it's just true.

that just sounds hells of impractical in a mob situation

Minecraft isn't real, I don't need to worry about mobs.

lmao never fought a mob before what are you even doing with your life send that sword to a new home where maybe its owner will wise up and use it for what all little swords dream of growing up to be

Creepers and Endermen are works of Swedish fiction. I don't need to think about whether my sword can beat them. That's dumb. It totally could, though.

not totally talking about minecraft but if that makes you feel better sure you can code a mod to turn a diamond sword into swirling loopy tornado blade and ill be over here chopping ogres left and right with my magic fuckin frog scimitar

wait minecraft is swedish what

Yeah. Mojang, the name of the studio that made it, is an old Swedish word for gadget.

huh the more you know

Did you know Alex's design is based on the game's lead developer Jeb?

i never played story mode but talk about a self insert