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@godlyInfluence

Voice of The Absolutes, a dimensional overwatch that monitors all dimensions for abnormalities.

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UPDATE: The cosmic pestilence is now dubbed as Rotversias. It's appearance is that of a rafflesia. Smelling a sickly sweet, as opposed to the rotting meat smell of a rafflesia. DO NOT get close to one if it is blooming. More updates will follow.

A sort of cancer has seemingly spread throughout the cosmos, possibly to multiverses and even higher dimensions. This is a very serious matter. Please contact your higher ups immediately if you can.

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.doog gnihtyna seod reven sraet ynam taht emussa ylno nac I ?nwo ruo htiw tcatnoc kciuq otni gnimoc ecaps xodarap edistuo ytilaer fo xulfni eht htiw od ot gnihtemos sah siht emussa ylefas I naC .ees I

This is something much greater. Much more of a threat than I've ever seen before. Contact your higher ups immediately. This is dire.

.dootsrednU

.niamod rieht fo gnirepsihw tneibma eht raeh neve t'nac I .ecnelis oidar etelpmoc nettog ev'I dna ,srotcafeneB tnerruc ym tcatnoc ot detpmetta ev'I .doog t'nsi sihT

I'll make an attempt at contacting your benefactors.

.deirrow m'I .tnelis os eb ot meht ekil ton s'tI .od esaelP

What to do.....

Lord English has been logged for investigation.

That was a fun fight night.

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@pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

I only caught the tail end-a it. I'll just have to make sure I participate in the next one so I don't miss it.

Might've accidentally sent someone through several walls by punching them too hard. I'll cover hospital bills. Oops.

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It's time for me to participate in this... "fight night". Whatever it may be, it seems interesting.

Many of the Absolutes are seeming busy. This is good. This means less work time and more... "me time". Have any of you ever crocheted?

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@tentacleTabbycat[TT]

I crochet all the time! I took it up as a way to distance myself from knitting but honestly I do prefer it considering my shorter feline attention span. :3

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Several universal abnormalities were taken care of.

Hello. As if may have been seen from Elvira Topaz's posts, a dimensional abnormality was eradicated, but a planet was destroyed due to the annhiliation of this abnormality. Please check in with any planet that you decide to dock, and please stay safe. Thank you.

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not like i've died the first time to a snake. where is that snake, by the way?

Please refrain from replying to me. I will not make a response.

ok :(

A ping was heard across Andromeda.

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THE FABLED @EVERYONE

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If you believe so.

Sentient lifeform seen going from the Milky Way Galaxy to Andromeda with astonishing speeds.

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I've never participated in this.. "april fools" thing before.

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There seems to be something happening with timelines and whatever have you. Investigating.

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

welcome to chittr, heehee!

I've been here before, but thank you.

I've seen so many things in such a short timespan on this social media platform. Interesting. And concerning.

gross.

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YOURE GROSS, SCARED OF TELLING ME YOUR PATHETIC BLOOD COLOR HUH

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@dynamicFlowfields[DF]

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Noted.

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Universes are beginning to unravel just a bit. This isn't good for anything or anyone. Will come back to update.

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I'm neutral on Nesben. Strange poster, though.

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@nesbenNesben[NN]

nesben doesn't need this negativity man. love nesben

There is this manor I am in and it is VERY interesting. Locals are nice.

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What color manor? :3 There's about a 3.1% chance that you're anywhere I'd recognize

It calls itself The Clandestine Manor.

I've never tasted anything. Does anyone here know any good food places? I wonder how alternian food tastes.