oh god my everything. i really should have heeded the warning about stairs...
no way did you actually eat shit falling down stairs please please tell me you didnt actually trip over your fucking feet and tumble head over ass down those enticing zig zagging platforms
juney what hapepned?? :((
i was super sleepy and ended up shuffling a little too close to my own feet and, well, gravity makes fools of us all.
too late i have eyes to see and a brain to read i warned you june i told you about stairs did my hilarious comics i churned out when i was a kid mean nothing to you i was trying to protect you
girlll pls make sure u dont have a concussion n stuff those things are serious i mean as serious as it can be 4 a respawning trickster goddess lol #takecare #orelse
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!! well, i've definitely learned my lesson. i'll slide down the rail like some kind of hilarious cartoon teenager.
oh, i'm totally fine! i'm just sore. i didn't hit my head or anything, just, uh, most everything else. i'm gonna lie down and maybe bury myself in a bag of ice.
for your own safety you should go down stairs doing as many tricks as possible maybe a rail grind for good measure do that this never happens again
