dave
@turntechGodhaed
dj strider soon to be going on tour with PARTY OF NONE and SLAMDUNK refer prod inquiries to davestrider@hotmail.com
https://open.spotify.com/track/7gfLTck0F9NdwXgcYuxbGj?si=LSLugxdATam7RCo_NBZQlg #sickbeatcorner
if you wanna know how tall i am ask your mom
mom says your 6"
cant a dude express mild disbelief at encountering an offspring from a different goddamn timeline my list of shit thatll never happen is pretty fuckin long but even this aint jotted down on there
tonights gig with miss poltergeist ensures a phantasmagoric auditory feast for all you freaks who snooze with a mirror facing your beds danny ransom is back from his unfortunate stay with the arkansas department of corrections and will be facing a trial from ol lucy boy before i take over the booth HEART for ice bucket challenge with cup toilet water DIAMOND for three back to back shots of jeppsons malort #substances SPADE for five minutes of clothespins you can try to guess what the last one means
honestly i couldve been a gold medal winner figure skater cause spinnings in my nature its written into my dna im just choosing to spin records instead since its my fuckin calling yknow
https://open.spotify.com/track/6DEfT3ck2WORjZJn6Xyt39?si=fR8LYTLBSFusNej3AtY7Zg #sickbeatcorner
checked chittr on light theme and gave myself a goddamn migraine some intergalactic levels of eye strain that shit pierced straight through my shades not even blue light lenses could protect my sensitive retinas from the fucking terror of looking at a white screen for five seconds is anybody using light theme or is everybody more or less sane
i didnt know aol had a dark mode how do u make that happen
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 In windows 3.1, pick the "High Contrast" color scheme in control panel, duh. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
AOL is weird anyway there aint shit on here and im not your bro im like the legendary comic artist dave strider and im fuckin awesomeeeeee cool as ice and hot as hell cuz LA sucks
goddamn thats a lot of fuckin tude for no legiterale reason but ok go apeshit i guess my fault for tryin to help a me on here
sick fuckin pic a buddy snapped during the last gig with SLAMDUNK https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/975fde6ec737.jpeg
looks like nobody out there is actually trying to figure out whats going on between matt damon and ben affleck these days two dudes with a decades long personal and professional friendship doing some hardcore bestie shit while the world keeps spinning how do you play angel lovers and continue to ignore the gay skeletons in your closet i can practically hear those mega rickety homosexual bones clattering every time i rewatch dogma jay and bob are pretty chill
youre not hosting a real fuckin party without hiring me to turn the tables at the joint if you want to get the crowd pumping get dj strider in the booth man
https://open.spotify.com/track/2xZAFtwRx42CzMQvA1YEFH?si=Q08cgFzZT5GgDAJyzK_SJA #sickbeatcorner
still available for some side prod projects or goofing around in the studio and even some hella sweet creative directing if anybodys searching high and low #hmu
@turntwinkGodhead love tagging you, redeeming myself from obama tag. :B
<3
workshopping tracks for tour fueled by a fuckin gallon of aj i think my retinas are about to melt past my eye sockets from how long ive been unblinkingly staring at my monitor
hellacious fuckin news bros and broads and inbetweeners get ready to have your eardrums blessed cause im gonna be laying coughingly sick beats for PARTY OF NONE and SLAMDUNK in their upcoming electroblazing awesome joint tour across the united states this summer first batch of tickets go on sale may 3rd so sort your dorkish bullshit and set your calendar reminders now or youll be left out of the queue and in the dust dialoguing with scalpers outside the venues more info soon
stop getting loose with the goose and come get low with the crow
If I go any lower I'll hit below rock bottom.
they say i invented the skill to chill
✿ no u didn’t. i did.
they call me vitamin d cause everybodys bones are hard around me
:33 < oh wow :33 < is it radiation that makes people's bones denser around mew?
this one was lame as fuck sorry man
breakfast burger, a burger for breakfast You gonna get this burger, this burger's the best, yes Check this burger, this burger's the freshest You got a breakfast burger, a burger for breakfast.
arrived on the scene bout to take you for a spin youve never heard a dude drop a verse so cold gives you goosebumps on your skin now lean back observe and open up your ears because im popping on this track and swaying on these gears