dave
@turntechGodhaed
dj strider soon to be going on tour with PARTY OF NONE and SLAMDUNK refer prod inquiries to davestrider@hotmail.com
if you wanna know how tall i am ask your mom
mom says your 6"
cant a dude express mild disbelief at encountering an offspring from a different goddamn timeline my list of shit thatll never happen is pretty fuckin long but even this aint jotted down on there
↗️HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN THE MOVIE "IN WHICH A TROLL OF SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER SOCIAL STANDARD ENTERS A HIGHLY TUMULTUOUS AND SEXUALIZED CONTRACT AS A TEMPORARY ASSISTANT TO A HIGHBLOOD SUPERIOR WITH PERVERSIONS IN CONTROL, WHO AIMS TO MANIPULATE HER PRIOR ACTS OF SELF-DESTRUCTION FOR HIS OWN PERSONAL PLEASURE; WHERE THEIR QUIRKY INTRODUCTION OF PAD-TIME ACTIVITIES INTO THEIR OFFICE LIFESTYLE INEVITABLY BLOSSOMS INTO AN UNBECOMING ROMANCE THAT CONCLUDES WITH A PERMANENT FLUSHED BONDSHIP INVOLVING SEVERAL INSTANCES OF BUSINESS-INAPPROPRIATE (STOCK)INGS AND (BOND)AGE."↗️ ↘️i am just wondering.↘️ ↗️#NSFW.↗️
↗️PRECISELY.↗️
an interesting flick more or less guess theres some questionable shit going on if youre a dope and view it from a wholly ethical perspective but the fourth wall break at the end repackages it
i, rESPECT THE RIGHT, oF MY FRIENDS, tO MAKE THEIR OWN, qUADRANT RELATED CHOICES, i, rESPECT THE RIGHT, oF MY FRIENDS, tO MAKE THEIR OWN, qUADRANT RELATED CHOICES, i, rESPECT THE RIGHT, oF MY FRIENDS, tO MAKE THEIR OWN, qUADRANT RELATED CHOICES, i, rESPECT THE RIGHT, oF MY FRIENDS, tO MAKE THEIR OWN, qUADRANT RELATED CHOICES, i, rESPECT THE RIGHT, oF MY FRIENDS, tO MAKE THEIR OWN, qUADRANT RELATED CHOICES,
sounds like youre face to face with a helluva quandary here homie
i, rESPECT THE RIGHT, oF MY FRIENDS, tO MAKE THEIR OWN, qUADRANT RELATED CHOICES,
man i thought my stupid pun might break the loop but ig my valiant efforts are futile in the presence of supernova level bind we mightve reached an impasse totally yeah respect the choice are you good though
checked chittr on light theme and gave myself a goddamn migraine some intergalactic levels of eye strain that shit pierced straight through my shades not even blue light lenses could protect my sensitive retinas from the fucking terror of looking at a white screen for five seconds is anybody using light theme or is everybody more or less sane
i didnt know aol had a dark mode how do u make that happen
AOL is weird anyway there aint shit on here and im not your bro im like the legendary comic artist dave strider and im fuckin awesomeeeeee cool as ice and hot as hell cuz LA sucks
goddamn thats a lot of fuckin tude for no legiterale reason but ok go apeshit i guess my fault for tryin to help a me on here
✿ can anybody do a back flip
looks like nobody out there is actually trying to figure out whats going on between matt damon and ben affleck these days two dudes with a decades long personal and professional friendship doing some hardcore bestie shit while the world keeps spinning how do you play angel lovers and continue to ignore the gay skeletons in your closet i can practically hear those mega rickety homosexual bones clattering every time i rewatch dogma jay and bob are pretty chill
they say i invented the skill to chill
✿ no u didn’t. i did.
they call me vitamin d cause everybodys bones are hard around me
:33 < oh wow :33 < is it radiation that makes people's bones denser around mew?
this one was lame as fuck sorry man
breakfast burger, a burger for breakfast You gonna get this burger, this burger's the best, yes Check this burger, this burger's the freshest You got a breakfast burger, a burger for breakfast.