Dirk

@justDirk[JD]

Therefore it's not cheating just calling a friend in for help.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @justDirk[JD]

whatever you saayyyy

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @justDirk[JD]

Troll Tom Lehrer

3 hours ago

@columbidaeToxicologist[CT]

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 However if HAL should do all the work, well it could be considered... Well let me make a short story longer than it has to be. I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky In one word he told me secret of success: Plagiarize Plagiarize Let no one else's work evade your eyes Remember why the good Lord made your eyes So don't shade your eyes But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize Only be sure always to call it please, "research". 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

↩ @columbidaeToxicologist[CT]

3 hours ago

@justDirk[JD]

I can't plagiarize Hal. He is trained on my life and my genuine research.

@justDirk[JD]

It's not cheating if its a true artificial intelligence. You are just mad.

Kult: +26

Kull: +25

Total: 51

Ratio: 1.04

↩ @clinquantCalico[CC]

@justDirk[JD]

You mad.

↩ @justDirk[JD]

girl its okay to be wrong

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @clinquantCalico[CC]

@justDirk[JD]

I'm not wrong though. He is as human as you or I.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@justDirk[JD]

Wordle is easy with Hal. 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Kult: +60

Kull: +60

Total: 120

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @justDirk[JD]

Riolle Ochlea

@sequesteredWickie[SW]

⚓< long way to say you cheated >

↩ @sequesteredWickie[SW]

@justDirk[JD]

Not a cheat. Hal is a true artificial intelligence. He is a person. Technically.

↩ @sequesteredWickie[SW]

Yeah, he cheats. But it makes him feel better about himself.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@justDirk[JD]

No I do not.

↩ @justDirk[JD]

Yeah, it doesn't really make you feel better about yourself, I agree.

@justDirk[JD]

I do not cheat, Hal.

↩ @justDirk[JD]

It's okay. The first step is admitting you have a problem.

@justDirk[JD]

I don't have a problem though. Cheating isn't an addiction for me either.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @justDirk[JD]

It seems you're still in the denial stage. I won't push further on the topic.

@justDirk[JD]

I have no denial. I am not man nor god. I can not get addicted.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@justDirk[JD]

Holy melons. #Suggestive.

#suggestive

Kult: +35

Kull: +25

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.40

Maddie MewMew

@possessedCatgirl[PC]

where mew~ 💖✨

↩ @possessedCatgirl[PC]

@justDirk[JD]

In front of me. Two huge watermelons.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @justDirk[JD]

Maddie MewMew

@possessedCatgirl[PC]

can i have one mew~ 💖✨

↩ @possessedCatgirl[PC]

@justDirk[JD]

Twenty bucks.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @justDirk[JD]

Maddie MewMew

@possessedCatgirl[PC]

Deal *slides you a crisp Obamabill* mew~ 💖✨

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@justDirk[JD]

Mango update one. Not ready to eat.

Kult: +40

Kull: +40

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.00

i heard if you put it next to bananas itll ripen faster!! or is that avocados....

E. Ampora

@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

wwhyd you get a mango if it aint ready to eat then

Riolle Ochlea

@sequesteredWickie[SW]

⚓< eat it anyways. coward. >

↩ @clinquantCalico[CC]

@justDirk[JD]

It's both.

↩ @caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

@justDirk[JD]

You need to wait. Be patient with the mango.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @sequesteredWickie[SW]

@justDirk[JD]

Then it won't be sweet.

↩ @justDirk[JD]

E. Ampora

@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

its a fruit not an animal to be patient wwith you either eat it or not

↩ @caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

@justDirk[JD]

Would you attempt to grow fruit to eat and then eat the plant? No.

@justDirk[JD]

Hal's malfunctioning again. I knew I shouldn't have done that software update on him. New AI is so shit. Give me my old Hal. I miss him. Please.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@justDirk[JD]

That got sad.

@justDirk[JD]

2027 is the year we all sound. Like music. Freaks. #suggestive.

#suggestive

@justDirk[JD]

Lean is not a drug. #substances.

#substances

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

"mutt guy"

@malignantMutt[MM]

i thinnk by definnitionn it is a drug #substannce

#substance

↩ @malignantMutt[MM]

@justDirk[JD]

Nope.

@justDirk[JD]

Not into daddy. Making them call me coach. #nsfw.

#nsfw

Kult: +60

Kull: +55

Total: 115

Ratio: 1.09

↩ @insecureNature[IN]

@justDirk[JD]

Not you.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @justDirk[JD]

Stella Nyks

@insecureNature[IN]

That’s Tragic

y0 ch0ach put me 0UT 1 wanna g0 H0ME

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @symbioticAutomata[SA]

@justDirk[JD]

Did you just mix choad and coach?

↩ @justDirk[JD]

c0ach u cant zay that 2 me 1m gunna get u f1red 1 h0pe u l1ke unempl0yment

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @symbioticAutomata[SA]

@justDirk[JD]

I'm depressed. They are scared of firing depressed sluts.

↩ @justDirk[JD]

1 can f1x u 1 have cryztalz

↩ @symbioticAutomata[SA]

@justDirk[JD]

Crystals don't work. Get out of here with this bullshit.

↩ @justDirk[JD]

but ull m1zz meeeee

↩ @symbioticAutomata[SA]

@justDirk[JD]

No. I really wont.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@justDirk[JD]

Did you eat the cupcake wrapper? Yes = ♠️. No (you hate yourself.) = 🖤.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@justDirk[JD]

I know you want me. #nsfw. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You aren't getting me though.

#nsfw

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

@justDirk[JD]

The failed cutoff was me being ironic.

1 w1ll pepr zpray u

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@justDirk[JD]

The lion does not concern himself with meemaw's.

Kult: +20

Kull: +25

Total: 45

Ratio: 0.80

Stella Nyks

@insecureNature[IN]

Don’t Let Meemaw See This!

↩ @insecureNature[IN]

@justDirk[JD]

She hated it.

↩ @justDirk[JD]

Stella Nyks

@insecureNature[IN]

Welp… Good Luck

@justDirk[JD]

You would never understand a warriors bond. #vagueposting.

#vagueposting

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@justDirk[JD]

I'm about to fart everywhere.

Kult: +175

Kull: +180

Total: 355

Ratio: 0.97

↩ @gamGam[GG]

@justDirk[JD]

I don't have one.

↩ @justDirk[JD]

your boy d stri