The Fledging Minotaur
@adieuToreador
,,,JUST A GUY WHO FINALLY PROVED EVERYONE WRONG,,, NOW i HAVE REAL WINGS AND i WON THE GAME! PROUD FLEDGLING MINOTAUR, MASTER OF FLIGHT, AND BEST FRIEND TO ALL BEASTS. NO BULLYING ALLOWED ON MY PAGE,
all of you b1tchbeasts and nooksuckers W1SH you had my ass on tap #th1rstpost1ng #suggest1ve ((art by sarcasmprod1gy!
wE SHOP AT THE SAME SHOE STORE,
you better gatekeep that sh1t
nO PROBLEMO, nOT THAT, yOU'RE A LAME-O, pHONETICALLY, THAT IS,
can MORE********** some really hot sexy men join in on this I need it
wOAH, sLOW YOUR ROLL THERE, kIDNAP bAIT (WEIRD NAME,,,), i'D LIKE THOSE MEN TO BUY MY BOOKS, ACTUALLY,
The intricate machinations of Paradox Space are beyond that of any being, mortal or divine. Omnipotence is impossible. All claims of its existence are lies. I provide, in my limitless wisdom, the nearest approximation of absolute truth within the framework of reality in which we all reside.
yEAH? i MEAN, wE KNEW THAT? tHE ONLY OMNI THING YOU CAN BE IS OMNOXIOUS,,, wHICH IS ANNOYING TO EVERYONE, aNYWAY, bUY MY BOOK,
hEY,,, iS THIS REALLY WHAT HUMANS THINK TROLLS LOOK LIKE? i WAS LOOKING FOR SOME ARTISTIC INSPIRATION FOR MY UP AND COMING MOTIVATIONAL TOUR, wHEN i LOOKED UP "SMILING TROLL FACE" THIS POPPED UP, dO BETTER, HUMANS, hE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE HORNS, #nsfw HTTPS://CDN,IMGCHEST,COM/FILES/7601CB106238,PNG
yEAH, tHIS ONE IS, pRETTY MESSED UP, i'VE SEEN HATE GROUPS, oN eARTH-C, uSING THIS DESIGN, }:(
i DIDN'T REALIZE HUMANS DID KISMESIS POLYQUADS, yOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY NIGHT,
WHAT KIND OF PATHETIC GROVELING WORMS. DO YOU EXPECT TO BE MOTIVATIONAL TOURING TO. I AM STRUGGLING TO IMAGINE ANY LIVING CREATURE BENEATH YOU.
}:(
nO CROWN ON MY HEAD, NO BLOOD ON THE THRONE, JUST A BOY WHO GOT TIRED OF BEGGING FOR BONE, i BUILT MINE BACK FROM THE SPLINTERS AND SCARS, fLEDGING mINOTAUR, i KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, i DON’T CHARGE BLIND, i CHOOSE MY LINE, hORNS TO THE HEAVENS, HOOVES IN TIME, tHEY BUILT THE MAZE, i MADE IT MINE, fLEDGING mINOTAUR, STILL i CLIMB, i DON’T NEED LUCK, i KNOW MY WORTH, i’VE EATEN DUST, i’VE TASTED EARTH, yOU WANT A MONSTER? fINE, gIVE BIRTH, #BARS #PREGNANCY #NSFW #IGUESS
wHOA,,, sO COOL,,,
hAHA, THANKS, i'VE BEEN PRACTICING MY BARS, i THOUGHT tAVROSnITRAMvevo WOULD BE DOING BETTER,,,
cROCKERcORP HAS REACHED OUT TO ASK ME TO TALK ABOUT THEIR AMAZING NEW PRODUCT, nAAN fUDGIBLE tOPPINGS, tHESE CRISPY LITTLE NAAN BREAD TREATS ARE COATED IN "yUMMILICIOUS™" fUDGE™ AND SMALL ENOUGH TO EAT AS A TREAT OR PUT ON YOUR FAVORITE PASTRIES, tHIS MESSAGE WAS PARTNERED WITH cROCKERcORP AND APPROVED BY cROCKERcORP aDVERTISING: @GUTSYgUMSHOE
nOPE, i AM JUST HELPING OUT A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND WITH HER SMALL BUSINESS!
sTOP #YEARNING AND START #EARNING WITH TODAY'S SPONSOR, eARNIFIGHT, eVERY TIME YOU STRIFE, YOU GET 2% SLASH BACK ON ALL PURCHASES,
what if i yearn for who i fight with?
sIGN UP ON THE APP FIRST, AND THEN YEARN!
vague posts about u in the group chat ur not in
i'LL DO BETTER, i'M SORRY, rOXY,
\ = >< - / *+ ` #juniorwasoffline #whatdidjuniormiss
nOTHING MUCH, LITTLE GUY,
🔥 tHAT'S FOR YOU, a GUIDING FLAME IN DARKNESS AND TO NAVIGATE YOUR,,, UHM, dARK, iNSIDES, lIKE, tHE EMOTIONAL ONES,
So you want me to swallow it?
nO DON'T EAT THE FIRE, lIKE, hOLD IT,,, IN YOUR HAND, oR MAYBE A TORCH?
tHE EMOTIONAL ONES, nOT THE LITERAL ONES,
yEAH, lET'S GO WITH THAT,
nOT RIGHT NOW, i BELIEVE YOU CAN DO IT,
wwhen i finally lose my vvirginity an learn howw to shoot icicle javvelins from my bulbs youll all be sorry
dON'T WIZARDS HAVE TO STAY VIRGINS TO KEEP THEIR POWERS?
dont call me the dirty "ww" wword im a scientist also wwhy is your pfp your filthy furry torso i see youre still a massivve attention wwhore
iT ISN'T FURRY, mAYBE A BIT HAIRY, aLSO, HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO SCIENCE ICE FROM YOUR EYES WITHOUT MAGIC?
the urge 2 commit an act o public indecency can b rly friggin overwhelmin sometimes #suggestive
tHAT'S WHAT LANDED eQUIUS IN JAIL,
tHERE WAS A TIME IN MY LIFE WHEN i WAS TRYING TO REBRAND MY IDENTITY DUE TO HAVING A CRISIS IN IDENTITY, i TRIED GOING BY tAVROS nITROUS,,, tHAT TAUGHT ME THAT THINGS THAT KIND OF RHYME DON'T ALWAYS GO TOGETHER,
nOW HOLD ON, tHAT KIND OF, kICKS ASS,
i THOUGHT SO TOO, mS, mE,
i TH1NK, eITHER YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT, aGAIN OR MAYBE, i SHOULD TAKE UP, tHE MANTLE OF, tAVROS nITROUS,
yOU CAN HAVE IT! i HAVE TO BUILD MY BRAND IDENTITY AS fLEDGING mINOTAUR,