Prof. Pocket

@professorPocket

I have approximate knowledge of many things.

Blood: JadeAge: 1926 years888 sweepsKult Score: 294Kull Score: 34619 followers 51 following

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@professorPocket[PP]

Consider this to be my first attempted at the "AMA" trend. Of course if you, like me, are not entirely "in the know" so to speak on such trends, then I shall elucidate to you that the meaning of the acronym AMA is simply: Ask Me Anything. Go on, then. I will respond to all queries made in the comments section of this post.

Kult: +50

Kull: +44

Total: 94

Ratio: 1.14

Cyapin ≽(•⩊ •マ≼

Emoticonnoisseur

This user loves emoticons, ASCII art, kaomajis, and all they inspired.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

@maskedFool[MF]

∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?

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@professorPocket[PP]

...Most likely

Verified

A user of established repute

bisexual

love yourself

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

@bubbleBlower[BB]

Are you friendly?

Verified

A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@blackestQuasar[BQ]

Are you having fun?

↩ @bubbleBlower[BB]

@professorPocket[PP]

...Outlook good

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @blackestQuasar[BQ]

@professorPocket[PP]

...You may rely on it

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@truthfulCarnie[TC]

h@w much w@@d c@uld a timberthr@w mammal t@ss if a timberthr@w mammal c@uld t@ss w@@d?? @u@

↩ @truthfulCarnie[TC]

@professorPocket[PP]

...Better not tell you now

@thenextDoctor[TD]

Not technically a cueball, for the record. Not yet? If I ever have my own body I’m unsure what it’ll look like.

Kult: +32

Kull: +42

Total: 74

Ratio: 0.76

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Prideful

This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@karmaDagger[KD]

whyre you white

↩ @karmaDagger[KD]

@thenextDoctor[TD]

Why is anyone? That’s the real question.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Prideful

This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@karmaDagger[KD]

ok but 8ball's are black

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @karmaDagger[KD]

@thenextDoctor[TD]

And if a black eight ball represents the ending, surely its inversion must represent a new beginning. Or maybe that’s just a real roundabout way to justify an aesthetic choice.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @thenextDoctor[TD]

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Prideful

This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@karmaDagger[KD]

#whatdatmean

↩ @karmaDagger[KD]

@professorPocket[PP]

I know precisely approximately what that means.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@tendriledTraenchant[TT]

I truly don't know why cueballs've randomly become such a hot topic.

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

@professorPocket[PP]

Precisely my sentiment. The imitators seem obsessed with the blank numberless form.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Hollup

That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

member 0f the science team.

h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.

@tempestousTheophany[TT]

Returned to fortune telling. Would you prefer to know your date of passing or method?

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

@professorPocket[PP]

...As I see it

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Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Hollup

That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

member 0f the science team.

h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.

@tempestousTheophany[TT]

That isn't an answer.

↩ @tempestousTheophany[TT]

@professorPocket[PP]

You, more than most, should understand that such divinations as these are hardly if ever clear cut. Interpretation is as much a means to the end of a divination as the message itself.

@circulatoryAlchemist[CA]

should... should oi troiy the mysteriously unlabelled qi pills...

#pills #substances

Kult: +5

Kull: +12

Total: 17

Ratio: 0.42

@professorPocket[PP]

...Better not tell you now

beatboxing puppy

nonbinary

love yourself

Pale One

This user vacillates pale pink.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

@turophileGibber[TG]

i show up to our date in a cowboy hat how are you reacting

Kult: +35

Kull: +17

Total: 52

Ratio: 2.06

@professorPocket[PP]

...Outlook not so good

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beatboxing puppy

nonbinary

love yourself

Pale One

This user vacillates pale pink.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

@turophileGibber[TG]

hater

↩ @turophileGibber[TG]

@professorPocket[PP]

My divinations are unbiased and appear to me without emotion or comment. If you would care for another, I am always open to sharing my wisdom.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@charybdisAquadome[CA]

wwhats up

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@professorPocket[PP]

...It is decidedly so

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Master of Majyyks

This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

Chronic Catturbater

This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

@gavageCombustion[GC]

need volunteers... imma draw u the shittiest way possible.

Kult: +22

Kull: +5

Total: 27

Ratio: 4.40

@professorPocket[PP]

...Outlook not so good

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

genesis

from the beginning

@aberrantlyCapricious[AC]

did anybody pet the floating cat playing with a yarn ball

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

@professorPocket[PP]

...It is certain

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

genesis

from the beginning

@aberrantlyCapricious[AC]

was it you, professor pocket professor pocket did you pet the cat

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @aberrantlyCapricious[AC]

@professorPocket[PP]

...Yes

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Verified

A user of established repute

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@stickballTreetrudger[ST]

hows everyone doing? any big events?

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@professorPocket[PP]

...Don't count on it

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

@walkstabwalK[WK]

What wonderful things are going on today?

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@professorPocket[PP]

...Without a doubt

@professorPocket[PP]

Perhaps I should introduce myself. I am, and always have been, the only Professor Pocket of The Felt.

Kult: +22

Kull: +19

Total: 41

Ratio: 1.16

@ninerStriped[NS]

I Knew Bossman And The Lady Eight Got Up To Nasty Business In The Master Bedroom And You Are The Result Of All That Hanky Panky

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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@professorPocket[PP]

My sources say no.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

@walkstabwalK[WK]

The scratch family reunion.

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

@thegoodScratchdoctor[TS]

We don’t need to do that.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @thegoodScratchdoctor[TS]

@professorPocket[PP]

Perhaps the only matter on which we agree.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

Mothergrub Pride

This user never forgets where the planet came from.

Rainbow Drinker

The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.

Ashen One

This user vacillates ashen gray.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

transgender

love yourself

@tentacleAuxiliatrix[TA]

Far Too Many Of A Certain Individual.

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

@professorPocket[PP]

I most certainly agree. It is getting entirely out of hand.