♠️ Spades Rose L. ♠️
@tempestousTheophany
Goddess, visionary and esteemed writer. My cat can vouch for all three.
Are you still considered a MILF if you're estranged from your children? Asking for a distant relative.
i think it stil countz if u still radiate Mothery Aura
The criteria is to have had children, relationship with them notwithstanding.
c+ildren are not required to +ave a caretaker vibe
How distant? Time sensitive line of inquiry as the metro stops servicing my area after 11 PM.
That would be like a farmer without crops, wouldn't it? A god without a flock.
u kno like stern passive aggressiv judgement, making back handed compliments, general cuntish behaviors
My distant relative discussed a court-ordered limitation of several miles. Emotionally, far more vast. Only an ill-fated disease of one party would spur a reunion.
Obviously. I'm starting to think all Lalonde Mothers are the same.
I have returned from my self-imposed punishment/exile. From now onwards I shall be more careful with whom I direct my advances towards. I sincerely apologize for making anyone feel awkward.
Never apologize.
I would mostly live under this maxim, but I believe this particular incident required me to come forward and "Take the L" as they say these days.
How dare any creature on this website cause such mental anguish. They will feel my hex shortly.
sometimes you gotta read a lil rpf just to feel somethin
What's the ship?
me: *making sick beats* the 10% of me that's a dog: *flops on the floor* weh imm a puppy me: dude shut the fuck uo
Incredible content.
concept: holding the barrel of your gun to their forehead, finger teasing the trigger watching them reach for your wrist to slowly lower the weapon to their lips, placing a single kiss before dragging their tongue over and around the muzzle pushing forward to make them gag on the barrel as you start unbuttoning your pants with your free hand feverishly (tags: Reader/Whoever Came To Mind, pitchfling, unmentioned quadrant, vaguequad, vaguecharms, gunplay, weaponplay, violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, rivals to emptied rivals, paintball, archive rating: M)
Your best work to date.
Ranked most o' ye. If ye ain't on this list, assume yer in dead last. Except @archi\/\/eAddict, ye are... Likely nearly the top. https://imgchest.com/p/5xy2g\/\/\/\/6587l
I C an error.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/09e7ca4f71be.png Made an update.
Tipsy (on life and tequila). AMA, I will seek your fortune. #substance
ok and whats this guys deal whys he so pensive https://i.ibb.co/zrpfxzn2/img-2213.jpg
This little man is trying to guide you through the first leap. You have survived through comfort, manufactured stability led the course. It is time to take steps outwards and onwards, reach out and grasp the difficult truth.
Pity, my revelations remain unheeded. A waste of talent. Next card.
The Improved Dawnbreak Gang will see you at #EridanwweekCon.
Rose, noooooo.
We will be requiring attendees to pay a toll. To support the local economy.
now selling: used couch lightly worn well loved autographed bedazzled maybe a stain or two #dontquestionit
How much to burn it?
https://imgchest.com/p/xny89bqw54b #benjamins #makinitrain #comeandgetit
embed fail dont look at me