♦ pitied by @tempestousTheophany
#RealOne https://i.ibb.co/mVfvqsBM/Screenshot-20260327-112214.png
i think im gonna flip a coin every day when i log on to chittr and if i ever get heads im deleting my account for my own mental health ive seen way too many hornyposts from my grandma to stick around on here too much longer
the only one that matters #callmeobama
i don't think i've fully thought this through. i dont even know what i'm gonna hold the guy at gunpoint for. they don't need to know that though.
I might not hahahave chucklevoodoos but i'm still glahahahad~ to be a cloooown~
Kanaya (the one with the "canon url") blocked me... :( Is it because I called her my wife in law?
my morning truth is its my goal in life to kiss as many fellow daves as possible because no ones hotter than me
sorry casandra but that shit sound like #notmybusiness
have you seen me im so pretty when i do fucking anything
embed fail dont look at me
https://imgchest.com/p/xny89bqw54b #benjamins #makinitrain #comeandgetit
#vagueposting
sometimes i pour hot oil on tavros crocker and he screams loud as fuck.
she knows who she is.
anyone in that gang is ill then.
anyone who supports lalonde's knockoff midnight crew is a traitor.
You know where to find me. #IntheKitchen
oh for gods sake. shut this shit down. you just wanna be me.
Didn't e\/\/en consider ole Dualscar. Fuck you.
the fuck is this the pussy parade why aint i in the crew too huh this sucks
my territory is mine alone. you won't even get the chance to encroach. piece of shit.
D --> 22 is not that big for a gang
right fuck you lalonde. you don't know the true motives behind my very strict requirements for entry.
i think its fucked up the batterwitch brought a dragon to our fight. how the fuck do i beat a dragon? no shit im gonna die but its still fucked up it happened
Thursday's for working the triceps. As is every other day, but Thursday is when you give 'em a little extra attention so that they can continue to steal the attention of everyone with even an iota of appreciation for a chiseled form.
its tha thing just like garrett from thief sometimes i dont choose what i yoink!! the void yoinks for me n hard as i try it answers "no, you need this right now trust me" n usually its right so
Would the utterance of “I remember my way around” in the context of offspring-motherly penetration be unto incest enthusiastic sorts somewhat stimulating or the equivalent of saying “sexy hot cock” to a gay man? #NSFWE #Freudian #It is Electra Complex #It is Oedipal Complex #Incest la vie #Do people still say Wincest #Out of my depths #Channeling forth the experts
My daughter said she's glad to have me around. Guys am I entering my girl dad era? #number1dad #dadlife #dadthings #relatable #whosdave
My daughter agreed to go sword shopping with me #number1dad #dadlife #proudfather #babiesfirstsword
Oh sick you wanna see my sword collection? I'll take you sword shopping? Babies first sword
#nsfw So wait. Culling isn't a sex thing?
cant a man like himself
the irresistible ampora wwidowws peak
liar you know you love me best
>([prove it t#oug# cas#app zelle paypal venmo]
#mytag was #toolong #embarrassed
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/depressed-man-sitting-shower-depression-getting-him-down-depressed-man-sitting-shower-242653830.jpg
im sure ill get a replay of greatest hits in my final moments
-T-H-E-S-E--F-R-I-V-O-L-O-U-S--P-U-R-S-U-I-T-S--S-I-C-K-E-N--M-E--T-H-E-S-E--M-U-T-A-N-T-S--S-I-C-K-E-N--M-E-
This Morning The Mother Grub Decided To Spew Forth Six Uninterrupted Feet Of Roosting Silk At Me
you better unavert that gaze real quick and pay attention to me before i do something diabolical
Girls love SBaHJ. Isnt that right Daves and alternate mes.
i did!!! get so bored cooped up in my lil' shack so might as well peek my head in and talk to people! :b
why is my kid fishing for men. just ask one out.
haha that's fair i guess, just didn't expect it! hi rose!!
GIRLS LOVE WHEN YOU SHOW OFF YOUR HORN COLLECTION.
I hate the month of March sometimes. What do you MEAAAAAN it’s gonna be temperate one day and cold as balls the next? How am I supposed to know what clothes to put on in these conditions?!
Counting them, and everyday is a little further into Strider territory.
Never fight unless you have to, but when it's time to fight, you fight like you're the 3rd monkey going up to Noah's ark...and brother it's starting to rain!
youre all getting sued
takin a poll yo if you think im seme hit that mf like if you think im uke then send me some pity help a brother out
top 50 but still not good enough im gettin ahab
i resent that
fuck this ill get you someday wwitch
"= tag your #substance ="
hours???? i need days to heal from the ego wounds maybe a week maybe two
I don’t want any of these hoes anymore I’m auctioning them off.
DON'T COMPARE ME TO HIM. DON'T DO THAT, ROSE
bitches acting like they dont like getting teased bffr
WRONG. I AM A FANTASTIC FLUSH PARTNER. ALSO THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT THIS IS ABOUT
THIS IS A CALLOUT POST ON ROXY LALONDE FOR DOXXING ME AND WINKING AT ME (OVER TEXT) WHICH MADE ME UNCOMFORTABLE. IF ANYONE HAS MEANS TO DELETE ANOTHER USER'S POSTS, LET ME KNOW. THANK YOU.
yes peasants beg harder an kiss the fecund soil a my chittr empire i still wwont tell you howw i got vverified an empiricist nevver revveals his secrets
i am so sad. i managed to get to posts from 3 hours ago by scrolling, and then... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c4af542ef4fa.png
okay actually genuinely what the fuck is the kult score
i dont give a fuck about my kult score #niche #underground #selectfew #indie
BY THE WAY. FOR ALL DUMB ASSES. ASS HOLES. AND OTHER DUMB FUCKS WHO DID NOT UNDERSTAND MY JOKE. IT WAS A PLAY ON WORDS. YOU SEE. BECAUSE CHITTR. AND SHITTR. COUNT ALIKE. BUT ONE IS THE NAME OF THE WEB SITE. AND THE OTHER, WHILE SOUNDING ALIKE, CONTAINS THE WORD "SHIT" WITHIN IT. ALLUDING TO THE FACT, THAT MANY OF THE PEOPLE ON HERE, ARE DUMB SHITS. IT IS BOTH AN INSULT AND A CLEVER PLAY ON WORDS. THIS IS WHY I AM THE AUTHOR, AND YOU ARE THE READERS. I AM THE TEACHER, AND YOU ALL, MY STUDENTS. ONLY THIS TIME. THE TEACHER WILL NEVER BE SURPASSED. BECAUSE THE STUDENTS. YOU. ARE ALL DUMB ASSES, AND HATERS.
your WHAT?? does kanaya at least know about this???
im manly wwith a big gun
I admitest not to weakness or fluster (though undeniably a factor, truth be told!) but to the very clear and ardent fact that I hadn'st the sweetest fuck what anyone is going on and on and ON about. Pray tell, wilt someone take pity on a new user?
If my #kultscore is catching up to my posting senior, @turntechGodhead#6490, does that mean I should #logoff and #gowrite.
she pity on my chittr till i mediate
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isnt it like fucked up we never got to live during the pirate age and that the pirate age wasnt even really like the movies at all like come on you dont even wanna make a bitch you hate walk the plank once at all???
"Civil" society would imply that we both don't come from species whose histories are inked in blood. There is little that is civil about life.
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Probably but its fine.
Top twinks of society are all asking the same question: can a meowboy get it on crazy style with a milf? #nsfw
If only we all could be so lucky. Tell me, sister-adjacent, how’s the wife?
They should program in a Kult Score threshold that fucking kills you.
Can I Help You?
I have my methods.
Do not try me right now, Lalonde. My ass hurts and I’m not above taking it out on the nearest snarky broad.
I genuinely just fell down the stairs. Oh, if only someone had warned me…
wait fuck you cant send pictures ABORT ABORT
Handmaid stop pitying me this instant.
Rude.
Oh minime, I always pity you.
Very clever.
They will always be Ubiquitous existence So we suffer it
wwhen you are tryin to flirt wwith your FLARP teammate by askin her wwhat she is doin after the game and she says she is gonna wwait for you in an alley to stab you to death https://files.catbox.moe/83j473.jpg
Don’t ask what words I had to trade with my associate @terribleTutelary in private just to get him to follow me back. Just know that I Can Reclaim.
How to make daufhter stop “pitying” you
alright im heading out but to CELEBRATE this momentous occasion heres the deal: when i come back im offering a super shit drawing to *one* individual yes its random no you cant bribe me react below if interested
about to unload my blade collection for y'all to peep at.
It’s the apocalypse and yet still I must do my laundry. At least taxes are functionally optional.
dont fucking remind me man im coping
im hitting the mediate button on this bc the chitts p funny but i do NOT agree w/ the hashtag..... love u rose